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WildHonee

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Edge: *walks across Nacho tray without falling*

CUT!!!!

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ISHFWILF
BONO: *smooches* random women...*keeps smooching* *starts unbuttoning shirt*

CUT!!!!!!!!

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Now make up yer own!!
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~*Mona*~
Echo's Pimpstress Protege, capable of scandalizing ScottPhisto with AngelinaLips....

97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

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For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono! ~Echo~
 
Stuck video:

Larry: *cheers*

*Is tackled by 5000 women*

Director: CUT!

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NYD:

Bono: iiiiiiiiiiiiiii have to peeee really badlyyyyyyyyyy it's so cold

Edge: Um I have to go too

Adam: Well i'm not going in the woods it's too cold and who knows what might happen to my Willie

Larry:*snarl* Didn't I tell you guys to go before we came out here?

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Even better than the real thing:

Larry:*about to hurl* I'm going to be sick with that spinning camera

Director: CUT CUT!!! somebody get a mop and a bucket

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Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:

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ISHFWILF
BONO: *smooches* random women...*keeps smooching* *starts unbuttoning shirt*

CUT!!!!!!!!

You know, I finally realized what that song's about.

He's looking for GUM!!

Check it out: In the beginning, he reaches in his pockets, looking for gum, but, alas, he finds none. BONO: Who the hell took my gum?? Aw feck...
Well, I still can't find mah gum...but you know what? I wrote a song about it. Liketahearithereitgo.....
*Starts to sing about it*
I still...haven't fouuuund.....what I'm looking fooooooooorrr.......*thinks "My GUM!! I still haven't found my GUM!!"*

I know that's really not a blooper, but it's something I realized while watching it with Echo.

She hit me.



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The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!


"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!
 
Two Hearts Beat as One

GUGGI: ** doing cartwheels **
Director: Ok could you just keep the cartwheels going until I say cut.
GUGGI: ** cartwheel, cartwheel, cartwheel ........cartwheel **
Director: OK that was good now can we try it again This time can you do it a little faster

GUGGI: ** goes to do first cartwheel and forgets to put his hands down **
Director: Is there a Dr. in the house

--oh well I thought it was funny
 
BEAUTIFUL DAY:
BONO: I don't dance, I *gyrate*!!!! *thrust*

CAMERA: *crunch*

DIRECTOR: You got a little too close there, Mr. Hewson. Keep that....area....under control.

...CUT!!!!

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NUMB
RANDOM GIRLS: *smooching Edge* *defile* *scandalize* etc.

CUT!!!!!!! Bring back the feet....

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ELEVATION
ADAM: (to giraffe)...can I have a ride? I've always wanted to be a --

CUT!!!!!!!!

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ELEVATION
BONO: Is this the kind of elevation you were talking about?

CUT!!!!!!!!!!


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~*Mona*~
Echo's Pimpstress Protege, capable of scandalizing ScottPhisto with AngelinaLips....

97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

The PLEBA Mansion, where the play's the thing...
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/plebamansion

For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono! ~Echo~
 
WITH OR WITHOUT YOU
BONO: *sweat* *glisten*

CAMERALADY: *thud*

DIRECTOR:....maybe we shouldn't hire females for this...

CUT!!!!!!!!!

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STUCK
LARRY: WTF is that fecking pink rabbit doin' thar?

CUT!!!!!!!!!!

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

The PLEBA Mansion, where the play's the thing...
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/plebamansion]http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/plebamansion

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

STING: Some dark-haired girl in a camo hat chloroformed me and Bruce Springsteen and put us in these big jars in the basement.
 
ONE the buffalo version
BONO: EDGE!!!!!!!! Get off the set!!! The bison are headed right for you!!!!!!

CUT!!!!!!!!!!!

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

STING: Some dark-haired girl in a camo hat chloroformed me and Bruce Springsteen and put us in these big jars in the basement.
 
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