VERY FUNNY Bono Quote

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December 27, 2001
From The Daily Telegraph:

The things they said
Edited by Charlie Methven

Dec 26, 2001

"I have to tell you I don't like doing intimate concerts. I have very sensitive
nasal glands and being that close to so many armpits is absolutely
terrifying. I'd rather play a stadium any day." - U2's Bono.

Hey Bono-that WASN'T ME-I made sure I used plenty of deodorant.
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Originally posted by Gina Marie:
December 27, 2001
From The Daily Telegraph:

The things they said
Edited by Charlie Methven

Dec 26, 2001

"I have to tell you I don't like doing intimate concerts. I have very sensitive
nasal glands and being that close to so many armpits is absolutely
terrifying. I'd rather play a stadium any day." - U2's Bono.

Hey Bono-that WASN'T ME-I made sure I used plenty of deodorant.
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LOL
Poor Bono. Don't know if I belive him though. He wouldn't have made such close moves to us all the times if he was that sensitive.

Thanks for sharing.
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Bono is such a funny guy!!! He is the whole package, looks, kindness, humor, soul, etc.....

I don't think that there is anything about him that I don't like.
 
Originally posted by madonna's child:
it's that big nose.
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(wuv you, bono)



Lol
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If he thinks the audience smell then why does he bite people. I don't smell Bono, you can bite me
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LMAO I am in love with Bono's nose!!

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Originally posted by elizabeth:
there was this one person near me in tampa....WHEW....needed a shower bad!....whoops....that was my husband!

The guy next to me in Hamilton had tequila pouring out of his body (or so it smelt)!!!
 
LMAO at this thread
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P.S. I'm still in love with Bono's nose

P.P.S. Bono better not be smellin any strange women! GR!

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"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 12-27-2001).]
 
Bwahaha...too funny. Must be that big ol' schnozz of Boner's!
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However, after 1,000 or more people wait in line, all day, to get onto the floor to be close to Bono, well...it's bound to raise a stink, so to speak.
 
Bono can come and sniff me ... I have some lotion on that smells like coconuts!

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"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

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--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
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"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:
P.P.S. Bono better not be smellin any strange women! GR!


Ummm....if he's smellin' us then he's smellin' strange women, hon!

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Originally posted by spinninghead77:

We are not strange!! We are wonderful, and I am sure that we all have great Hygeine!!!
*is just laughing at the thought of Bono smelling me*



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"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"
 
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