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Old 09-24-2001, 11:45 PM   #1
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Hi Girls!!

Have you ever tried the U2 Oracle? it usually gives very odd and funny answers, and the answer to my question wasn't an exception: i asked..."Will i ever meet Bono again?" And the oracle answered: "You are an accident waiting to happen..." LMAO!!
Now, i know i'm a looker, but i don't want to be the cause of divorce among the members of the band!!!!!!!! LOL

You have to try it girls! It's deadly!

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Old 09-24-2001, 11:50 PM   #2
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Oh God! I'm getting addicted to this Oracle thingy...I've just asked: Why did Bono chose me to dance with him? The answer was: "Because Grace overpowers karma; Grace rewards where rewards are not justified."

LOL..This answer is quiet funny, considering my U2 concert story, don't you think?


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Old 09-24-2001, 11:50 PM   #3
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Good Idea!!
I'll visit right now!



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Hi Girls!!

Have you ever tried the U2 Oracle? it usually gives very odd and funny answers, and the answer to my question wasn't an exception: i asked..."Will i ever meet Bono again?" And the oracle answered: "You are an accident waiting to happen..." LMAO!!
Now, i know i'm a looker, but i don't want to be the cause of divorce among the members of the band!!!!!!!! LOL

You have to try it girls! It's deadly!

*Flavia*


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Old 09-24-2001, 11:54 PM   #4
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So,

which is the site's url??

LOL

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Old 09-24-2001, 11:56 PM   #5
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LOL...It's u2.com......
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Old 09-24-2001, 11:58 PM   #6
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I've tried it before!! I asked it if I was gonna get tickets to the Vegas show and I was told to "Watch more TV." And you'd better believe that I did just that.
SH- the url is http://u2.com/homepage/oracle_detail.html methinks.

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Old 09-25-2001, 12:09 AM   #7
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Damn!

It's too slow right now!

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LOL...It's u2.com......


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Old 09-25-2001, 07:24 AM   #8
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The oracle is the most hilarious thing in the world! The other day I asked "Why are U2 so amazing?" and the answer was "It's all about drums!" LOL, I think the oracle is Larry in disguise

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I asked "Will I ever meet the band?" it said "you'll be the first to know."
*waits for phone call*...

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Old 09-25-2001, 01:06 PM   #10
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I asked it "Why do the PLEBA girls love U2 so much?"

Its answer: "I ain't got nothing, but it's more than you've got."
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Old 09-25-2001, 01:14 PM   #11
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A while ago I asked when U2 will stop by the GA line to chat and say hi. The answer was Don't expect, suggest.

Pretty good answer so I will do it the next time I meet them.

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You know... I remember going there a while and asking if there would be a third leg... and it said "It's too much work for your Auntie".

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The oracle is the most hilarious thing in the world! The other day I asked "Why are U2 so amazing?" and the answer was "It's all about drums!" LOL, I think the oracle is Larry in disguise
ooo!!!!!!


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You know... I remember going there a while and asking if there would be a third leg... and it said "It's too much work for your Auntie".

Ya know, the Oracle does seem to be quoting aunties a lot these days! I got a response saying "some places are like your auntie". In fact, I was asking where I could find the band hanging out in Chicago! Strange little Oracle...

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Old 09-26-2001, 12:01 AM   #15
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So: Does anyone know which auntie is Oracle referring to??

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how does adam clayton like his coffee in the morning?
--if u want to kiss the sky better learn how to kneel (was that a sexual reference?)LOL

and..for larry..

what does larry do first thing in the morning?--rock n roll is about blowing people's head's off.

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LOL !!! and LOL again !!!

I asked:
'Does Edge has a nice bootie?'
(I know, I know - stupid Q to ask but what can I do - I'm a freak !!! )and the answer was:
'A dangerous idea that almost makes sense'
Makes u think isn't it?

...and another one:
'What about B's vasectomy?'
answer:
'Dream out loud !'
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'What about B's vasectomy?'
WHAAAAAAT?!


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OMG!
I asked "Why does Larry look so young?"
Answer: "It's all about the drums".

I asked : "When will I dance with Bono?"
Answer "When the moon has turned red".

I asked ****"What makes Macphisto so damn cool?"
Answer: "Mother sucking rock and roll!"
AMEN!
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I asked ****"What makes Macphisto so damn cool?"
Answer: "Mother sucking rock and roll!"
AMEN!
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lol Bluey!



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