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Unless my ears deceived me, Leno just announced that they'll be a special Tonight Show on Thanksgiving (broadcast live to US armed forces) "with Pamela Anderson and the music of U2." Looking at U2's schedule...they're off that day, so it looks like they'll be there in person!
 
U2 and Pamela????? Alright I'm gonna try not say anything bad but talk about odd couples. It's about as bad as the MTV interviews during the VMA's lately *flashbacks of Courtney Love and Madonna and Mick Jagger and Britney Spears being interviewed by Loder*

where's that barfing smiley when you need it?

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Heeeeeeeeeey Kewl!!!!
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You know my mom told me "Hey Cristy U2 will be performing for some troops or something" (I have her programmed to tell me whenever U2 comes on TV
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) And she told me it was on NBC and I was like hmmmmmmmm but now I know what it is
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IT's going to be a rockin U2ey weekend! U2 on the Tonight show then Saturday...Elevation Concert on VH1
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Question from Caller:we want to know how he's maintained his youthful looks. we think he looks so much younger than the rest of the band

Larry:let me put it this way. Michael Jackson got the idea of the oxygen tent from me. and all this hanging out with monkeys and shit like that, it's all to do with that.

D&C: That's a funny story. How come you've managed to slow down the aging process?

LM: That's a good question. I think it's the healthy living. I do all the right things. It's all the creams. I don't know maybe it's in my Levi's.
 
but will they still have thanksgiving dinner at echo's house?
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Fat chance, but i'm gonna try to see the taping for that tonight show.
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My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert
 
*bump* I HAVE A VISION! TELEVISON!

Thanksgiving at the Hewson household:

Bono: *takes a bite out of the ginormous turkey*

Ali: Baby, stop that! Let's say grace. Edge, would you like to say grace?

Edge: Eh...grace...it's...well it's the name of a girl. It's also the thought that....changed the world....I believe....Lawrence, help me out here.

Larry: O, dear Lord....thank you for all that you give us...Day by day....day by day...o dear Lord...(lol a 50 lemon prize to whoever can guess what movie I watched last night)

Adam: No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. First, you start with the sign of the cross.

Edge: O, right. In the name of Bono and of Gavin and of the Holy Tamale, Amen.

Bono: *takes another bite out of that turkey*

Ali: Ah, forget it. Larry, what piece would you like?

MullenGirl: LARRY! ASK ME WHAT PIECE I'D LIKE!

Larry: WTF?! Eh...I'll have a thigh.

MullenGirl: I got your thigh right here, Lawrence!

Edge: *Bluuuuuuuush*

Adam: *snicker*

Bono: *twix*

Ali: *Mr. Goodbar*

Larry: WHAT? Did you think I was gonna ask for a drumstick? LISTEN, just because I'm the bloody drummer doesn't mean that-- Oh, wait. It is all about the drums, isn't it? Fine, I'll have a drumstick. Feck it all.

Bono:*chomp* Mmm turkey. *looks at dish* What's THAT?

Ali: That's cranberry sauce.

Bono: No, it's not. *wipes mouth on exceptionally long sleeve*

Ali: I think I know if it's cranberry sauce.

Bono: Yes, but where are the little ridges?

Edge: Do you know about those experiments they did with cranberries this past spring? Well, you see, this farmer one day was--

Ali: Little ridges?

Bono: Yes. And it's supposed to be can-shaped.

Larry: Em...Eh, I think I lost one of me shirt buttons in the gravy...*tries to fish it out*

Bono: Adam, back me up on this one.

Adam: *cardboard Adam is standing in and can't respond*

Bono: Feck. Edge, you know what I'm talking about, right?

Edge: Do you wanna see the Carve-atron 3000? I invented it last night to carve the turkey today. You just pull this thing here, and....

Larry: No, no. I think that's...no, that's not me button. That is NOT a button. What is that? Ali, what--

Ali: So, you don't LIKE my cranberry sauce?

Bono: Well, I mean, I just miss the ridges is all.

Edge: Em....did you like that glass, Ali? Er, Alison?...*blush* Mrs. Hewson? Mrs....Bono? Em...cause I kinda broke it.

Bono: I mean...it'd be nice to give the fellas here a nice homecooked meal once in a while...

Ali: Cranberry sauce shaped like its can is NOT--

Edge: Oh...my. Well. Mrs. Hew-Mrs. Bono. I -- my Carve-atron seems to have been shooting out some sparks, and well....are you really rather attached to that curtain?...and sofa?...and...chair....and carpet? Hm.

Bono: You know what? Let's just change the subject. Sorry, fellas. Sorry, Ali.

Ali: That's OK. I know you like your...special cranberry sauce....

Larry: I think I just ate me button. What do buttons taste like? Ask Gina Marie.

Edge: Um...Mrs...Bono? I really hate to...be such a pest, but, um....did you...need that...room? Cause....man, it's gone...and um...

Bono: Speaking of which (lol, *random*) Has anyone checked out PLEBA lately? I've been far too busy fathering many children and tugging at my sleeves that I haven't had the chance. I also had this sonnet I had to finish...

Edge: Oh, the computer? It's...um..on fire....kinda....

Larry: Bono! The girls have been making fun of your seven pound package there.

Ali: Seven pounds? Where have I been?

Bono: FOAD, Lawrence.

Ali: No, wait...seven pounds? REALLY?...Larry, are you sure?

Larry: Bono, have you been posting there again under false names?

Bono: No! Edge, tell them that--

Edge: What?

Bono: About the 7 pounds...?

Edge: *bluuuuush* O I really wouldn't know...um....

Larry: They've posted, like, a million feckin times all in response to these pictures that--

Ali: Pictures? What pictures?

Larry: Oh, well just some pictures that some fans took of--

Ali: Can I see?

Edge: *bluuuuuuuuuuush*

Larry: *has pictures for no particular reason other than to blackmail Bono...or so he wants us to believe* *shows them to Ali*

Ali: SEVEN pounds? Baby, are you SURE?

Bono: Em...I'm sure the boys don't want to hear about this....Right, Adam?

Adam: *I'm cardboard, you dolt! Stop talking to me. The real Adam is out back for a quick smoke*

Bono: Hm...

Larry: Ali, is there a button in that envelope? I just keep LOSING them. I don't know what the feck...

Ali: Baby, SEVEN pounds?

Bono: I don't post there. I don't even--

Ali: WHAT is this?

Larry: BWWWAAAAAHHAHAHAAA! Is it the rugby pic?

Edge: *bluuuuuuush*

Ali: Yes! When did-- is that what that "Elevation" song was about? I thought that was just because you like to ride the elevators in the mall so much! BWAHAHAHAAA! Seven pounds....*scoff*

Bono: Edge, here -- you want to set something on fire? Set this on fire. *throws envelope of incriminating elevated pics into the firey pit that Edge's Carve-atron has produced*

*pout*

Ali: Don't get pouty!

Bono: *hmph*

Larry: Are buttons flammable? I think maybe they're just melting off me smooth self...

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lol Yes I know I need to write a new play soon. I WILL.

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