U2 ON ICE
********PART 1**********
It?s a cold and wet December day, and people on the street are plagiarizing the words of rock songs.
Other than that, though, everything?s fine and dandy in SLANE?S WORLD SLANE?S WORLD! LEATHER TIME! EXCELLENT!....em....but that?s a play for another day. Our heroines--
ADAM: Heroin? Where?
BONO: No, a heroin is like the female equivalent of a hero.
BOWIE: We could be heroes....
EDGE: Mr. Bowie, sir....em....you scare me.
Em....Echo, GinaMarie, Julie, and Mona are strolling down the street....
ECHO: Look! A bookstore! Em....who WROTE this thing?
DISCO: *goes running down the street* LARRY?S BALLS FOR XMAS! I GOT LARRY?S BALLS FOR XMAS! JINGLE JINGLE!!!!!! WOO!!!
ECHO: I bet they have the new issue of TAMALE.
JULIE: We need that magazine.
MONA: Yes, we can?t get magazines at bookstores.
JULIE: Right.
MONA: WAITAMINUTE. It?s a BOOK store....OK let?s go in.
ECHO: Is anyone here legally allowed to buy it? Don?t you have to be, like....DEAD to buy it? It?s for grown-ups.
GINA: They let you buy TAMALE if you threaten to send the BonoMix II to all radio stations in the greater Western World.
MONA: So....I don?t get to wear my Porn Patrol sash?
They go into the store, and Gina Marie is eating a candy cane.
JULIE: Are you allowed to eat in here?
GINA: It?s just a peppermint stick.
BLUEY: *is plastered to a wall*
ECHO: Hey, is that Bluey?
BLUEY: Hm? Hey, you Irish Pirates, you!
MONA: What?re you doing up there?
GINA MARIE: I love this stick.......
BLUEY: I?m just hugging this stained glass window.....it?s.....SHINY.
ECHO: Bluey, we were looking for TAMALE magazine.
BLUEY: Aren?t you EDITOR? I mean....you OWN it. Do you really have to BUY it?
ECHO: Yeah, but then we?re gonna go and seduce the guy at the Smoothie place.
GINA: *chomp* O geez Echo you made me break my STICK.
MONA: Smoothies? NOW I?m starvin.?
OLD MAN: *walks by* *gives them strange looks* Kids. *scoff*
MONA: LOOK! I think he?s over 40! D?you think he?d like me?
JULIE: Who left Mona?s leash in the car?
GINA: O I sold it so I could buy this bag of candy.
DISCO: *goes racing through the store* THERE?S A SALE DOWN THE STREET! QUICK! GRAB LARRY?S BALLS WHILE THERE?S STILL TIME!!! Woo!!!
BLUEY: Uh, oh....I think I see the manager coming this way....I think he knows it was I who made paper devil dolls out of the covers of all the copies of ?The Screwtape Letters?.....we better get outta here.
JULIE: But we didn?t get the magazine!
ECHO: We don?t have money anyway!
GINA: ......If the stick touches the ground, is it still good to eat?
.......
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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.
A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.
"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~
The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~
"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~
********PART 1**********
It?s a cold and wet December day, and people on the street are plagiarizing the words of rock songs.
Other than that, though, everything?s fine and dandy in SLANE?S WORLD SLANE?S WORLD! LEATHER TIME! EXCELLENT!....em....but that?s a play for another day. Our heroines--
ADAM: Heroin? Where?
BONO: No, a heroin is like the female equivalent of a hero.
BOWIE: We could be heroes....
EDGE: Mr. Bowie, sir....em....you scare me.
Em....Echo, GinaMarie, Julie, and Mona are strolling down the street....
ECHO: Look! A bookstore! Em....who WROTE this thing?
DISCO: *goes running down the street* LARRY?S BALLS FOR XMAS! I GOT LARRY?S BALLS FOR XMAS! JINGLE JINGLE!!!!!! WOO!!!
ECHO: I bet they have the new issue of TAMALE.
JULIE: We need that magazine.
MONA: Yes, we can?t get magazines at bookstores.
JULIE: Right.
MONA: WAITAMINUTE. It?s a BOOK store....OK let?s go in.
ECHO: Is anyone here legally allowed to buy it? Don?t you have to be, like....DEAD to buy it? It?s for grown-ups.
GINA: They let you buy TAMALE if you threaten to send the BonoMix II to all radio stations in the greater Western World.
MONA: So....I don?t get to wear my Porn Patrol sash?
They go into the store, and Gina Marie is eating a candy cane.
JULIE: Are you allowed to eat in here?
GINA: It?s just a peppermint stick.
BLUEY: *is plastered to a wall*
ECHO: Hey, is that Bluey?
BLUEY: Hm? Hey, you Irish Pirates, you!
MONA: What?re you doing up there?
GINA MARIE: I love this stick.......
BLUEY: I?m just hugging this stained glass window.....it?s.....SHINY.
ECHO: Bluey, we were looking for TAMALE magazine.
BLUEY: Aren?t you EDITOR? I mean....you OWN it. Do you really have to BUY it?
ECHO: Yeah, but then we?re gonna go and seduce the guy at the Smoothie place.
GINA: *chomp* O geez Echo you made me break my STICK.
MONA: Smoothies? NOW I?m starvin.?
OLD MAN: *walks by* *gives them strange looks* Kids. *scoff*
MONA: LOOK! I think he?s over 40! D?you think he?d like me?
JULIE: Who left Mona?s leash in the car?
GINA: O I sold it so I could buy this bag of candy.
DISCO: *goes racing through the store* THERE?S A SALE DOWN THE STREET! QUICK! GRAB LARRY?S BALLS WHILE THERE?S STILL TIME!!! Woo!!!
BLUEY: Uh, oh....I think I see the manager coming this way....I think he knows it was I who made paper devil dolls out of the covers of all the copies of ?The Screwtape Letters?.....we better get outta here.
JULIE: But we didn?t get the magazine!
ECHO: We don?t have money anyway!
GINA: ......If the stick touches the ground, is it still good to eat?
.......
------------------
~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.
A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.
"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~
The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~
"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~
