U2 on Celebrity Deathmatch?

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I never watch TV, but my friend tells me something about Bono fighting Fabio on a show like that.....Ellen, was i hearing ya correctly?
 
our B-man kicking Fabio's ass:
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I found this random thing:

" It must be a mark of some status achieved even if it was via getting goosed.
Fabio was on MTV's gory Celebrity Death Match. He was fighting Bono and Yoko in a three-way.
My son got me up out of bed on April 29, 1999, and out of a near-coma just so I could tape it.
Cute kid.
I can't believe I actually watched it.
The three were chosen to "represent different parts of the globe and different ways of life."
And all their names end in "o".
Fabio is representing a "Foreign Country".
(They forgot he is a USA citizen now.)
In the "press room", Fabio is asked how he feels about his first celebrity match.
"Usually I am a lover not a fighter but tonight I am loving to crush some heads."
(The voice is part Arnold and part I can't identify. His voice is deeper and his accent not that pronounced.)
Bono ends his response with "Fabio must die!"
They ask Fabio where he is from.
"It is where the music is soft and the light is always flattering."
"Do you go back often?"
"Only on holidays." He shrugs, as much as claymation can shrug.
The match starts and Bono gives out a diatribe.
Fabio responds, arms folded across his chest, "You need to get laid more often my friend."
Bono can't get his hands on Fabio.
The announcer says, "Fabio has no body hair making for one slippery Fabio."
Fabio rips open his shirt.
The announcer: "Oh no! Fabio is opening his war chest."
(Ouch!)
Announcer two: "He really is a magnificent specimen."
(Oh yes, he is!)
Fabio trounces Bono.
But Bono punches Fabio .
Announcer: "Bloody Sunday for Fabio!"
Bono has him down, twisting his legs.
Yoko has welded a sculpture while this was going on and she rejects Fabio's plea for help between grimaces and groans. Until he tells her to look into his eyes.....
Announcer: "No one can resist Fabio's eyes!"
(Nope, not those pretty crystalline blue ones I saw. Suck you right in.)
Yoko is mesmerized - trounces Bono to death. (Why they call it a death-match.)
Of course, one of the announcers is also caught - he also made the mistake of looking into Fabio's eyes.
Fabio whips out a couch and opens it up and seats Yoko on it.
"We are going to have a night to remember." He croons.
The referee tries to break up the preliminary motion. Fabio is stroking her legs.
Fabio gets Yoko down on the sofa, legs entwined.
Fabio kisses Yoko.
Announcer: "It's the lip lock of death!" He's taking her breath away.
(Yes, I'll buy that.)
Yoko recovers herself and rips Fabio's hair off!
Then she attacks his pecs.
They come off too!
He is now bald, pot-bellied and sunken-chested. (Boo!)
There is laughter.
Announcer: "Fabio sure wears a lot of body enhancements".
"Cut me some slack! I am small boned." He shivers.
Yoko keeps laughing.
He whacks her with his pec-suit.
"You may break up the Beetles but you'll never break me!"
He packs her into the sleeper-sofa and crushes her to death.
He is declared the winner.
Announcer: "Well, Fabio's not so fabulous after all."
The other announcer has not snapped out of his hypnotized state.
The opening announcers come back on and comment how they have been betrayed by Fabio.
(I can't believe I taped this. Nor that I am looking for a picture.) "
 
The clay Bono was really ugly with a bald head and huge glasses and a mean face and they made him an ass. I hated him so much I was pulling against him. I laughed when he got killed LOL.

They should make a new one, band against band. They could kick the asses of some boyband LOL.
 
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