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Okay..as most of you AIM ppl know there is an "adam c1ayton" amogst us. We don't know if he's the real thing...but doesn't he just sound so...real?

And now there's Larry - "porkyharley" - online as well! O_O

I proclaim this a PLEBA scandal!!

This thread is to post yer chats with these "band members" so we can attempt to solve this mystery and find out if these guys are (even better than) the real thing!
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Here's my chat with "porkyharley" from today:

Phuzzilina: someone said u were Larry...is that true?

porkyharley: Is it true that someone said that? If you say it was.

Phuzzilina: I drew your Boudoir btw...

Phuzzilina: so now there's online Adam and you also?

Phuzzilina: when's Bono gonna go AIM?

porkyharley: You're wrong

Phuzzilina: why am I wrong?

porkyharley: And how exactly did you immitate my jewels?

Phuzzilina: ehm....I happen to be a PLEBAn

Phuzzilina: I know youse guys

Phuzzilina: lol

porkyharley: For your information, I wouldn't wager on c1ayton.

Phuzzilina: why not?

Phuzzilina: btw...did u like yer Boudoir?

Phuzzilina: and why exactly does a member of U2 appear online AFTER we put them on the Boudoir?

porkyharley: First off, I think its obvious why I wouldnt wager.

porkyharley: Well, if you'd prefer I leave, I will.

Phuzzilina: nooo! don't go!

Phuzzilina: I'm just wondering if after I put Bono on the Boudoir he will appear online

Phuzzilina: lol

porkyharley: I think not, he's much tooo busy wiping the arse of political folk.

Phuzzilina: oh

Phuzzilina: with Elvis toilet paper?

porkyharley: You must be talking to your friend

Phuzzilina: em...

Phuzzilina: hehe

Phuzzilina: *whistles*

Phuzzilina: I'm innocent I tell you

porkyharley: You drew my willie!

Phuzzilina: hehe

Phuzzilina: is it anatomically correct?

porkyharley: No.

Phuzzilina: why?
porkyharley: Because it isn't.

Phuzzilina: it's smaller isn't it?

Phuzzilina: Aw...I'm sorry...

Phuzzilina: did I hurt yer ego?

Phuzzilina: I still am skeptic of u being Larry btw...

Phuzzilina: ok..ok...your willie should be bigger

porkyharley: So am I, I once thought my name was Elvis.

Phuzzilina: oh really?

porkyharley: I woke up

Phuzzilina: gawd...you ppl sound like the band members...

porkyharley: Excuse me?

Phuzzilina: I'm still skeptic about you and Adam

Phuzzilina: the online version

Phuzzilina: hmmm....

porkyharley: Adam doesn't touch this place!

porkyharley: I'm only here on a dare.

Phuzzilina: oh really?

Phuzzilina: who dared you then?

Phuzzilina: Adam?

Phuzzilina: Bono?

Phuzzilina: Edge?

porkyharley: A friend.

Phuzzilina: oh really

Phuzzilina: Anne?

porkyharley: Aren't you a curious lil bugger?

Phuzzilina: yes.

Phuzzilina: I like to ask questions...

porkyharley: So do I do a good job at sounding like me?

Phuzzilina: yes

porkyharley: I've always wanted to ask that!

Phuzzilina: lol

Phuzzilina: oh..my..dad

Phuzzilina: I'm starting to beLIEve you

porkyharley: I'm not your father!

Phuzzilina: no

Phuzzilina: God is my dad

Phuzzilina: lol

porkyharley: I see.

Phuzzilina: haven't u ever seen Saturday Night Live?

Phuzzilina: that's where the phrase came from

porkyharley: Have you ever heard the phrase 'I'm not your daddy!' ?

Phuzzilina: lol

Phuzzilina: Bono sang, "I'm not your baby."

porkyharley: Obviously you haven't. You people always quote Bono!

Phuzzilina: You envy Bono don't you?

Phuzzilina: always hidden behind that drumset you are..

porkyharley: No. Have you seen those shoes he wears?

Phuzzilina: yes...your point?

Phuzzilina: are they two times too big fer his feet?

Phuzzilina: topic changer.

porkyharley: You talk like a little green Jedi, and ask about feet!

Phuzzilina: Are you a Star Wars fan..lol

Phuzzilina: and you wear platforms

Phuzzilina: Are you trying to create an innuendo?

porkyharley: I really should get going, it's been a pleasure! Thanks for the hard work, but put a leaf on me, will you?

Phuzzilina: lol

Phuzzilina: ok

porkyharley signed off at 4:10:58 PM.

let's find out who these ppl are

<-----really wants to know if that was Larry or not

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*~*Phuzzie*~*

*Owner of the BonoDoll*

"No, I will not do the snake dance for you!" ~ Bono after the post-Super Bowl party

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I wonder how much these ppl know we're joking back.....

Mona51060:Good sir Clayton

adam c1ayton: Nice to meet you.

Mona51060: same~ The PLEBA ladies request your presence.

adam c1ayton: I would love to join you all but I'm quite preoccupied at the moment.

Mona51060: ah that is a shame.....

Mona51060: well we wish you luck with all
the pantal pursuits, Lord Clayton.

Mona51060: Listen, if you see Bono around,
put in a good word for me.

adam c1ayton: Thank you. Pantal pursuits...
That's a new one.

Mona51060: Heh ~ yes the PLEBAns have an
extensive vocabulary.....and wardrobe.....

adam c1ayton: I plan on giving Bono a short
phone call later... I'll let him know he has
a dedicated fan such as yourself.

Mona51060: ! Why thank you. Thank you very
much ;-)

adam c1ayton: But for now, I have to leave
you. It was nice talking to you.

Mona51060: inDEED.

Mona51060: sweet dreams


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~*Mona*~
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LOVE me, give me SOUL

"Rock n Roll never tasted so good" ~Bono

"For the good of the nation ~ you MUST defile Bono" ~Echo
Get on the Boos

Many have I loved
Many times been bitten
Many times I've gazed
Along the open road.
 
I honestly believe if a member of the band was here, he would *NOT* call himself by his own name or a variation of it. He would not draw that kind of attention to himself. He would be bombarded with email and messages and have to leave. I think he'd be sneakier than that, like a spy or an undercover cop. I think he would pretend to be one of us. He would likely pretend to be a girl, a young girl, take on a character and a different personality and would not give himself away unless he wanted to. That scares me, because really we have to wonder, is someone among us one of them?

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"I DO go on, don't I?"-Bono, MCI Center, DC, June 14, 2001
 
I thought we agreed NOT to post a thread about this?

ah well
*runs to chat*

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~ALOTWU!~
"It never ceases to amaze me. Here, we have a man who claims professes to enjoy flower arranging, has no qualms over donning a skirt at any given time and, now we learn, prefers to use the ladies' restroom. And yet somehow he manages to embody all that is masculine and sexy. I don't know how he does it. " ~Gina, on Adam
Gina: WOOHOO!
 
Originally posted by Mona:
I wonder how much these ppl know we're joking back.....

LMAO!! Keep joking back. It's just some guy playing with you girls! Don't you think the real Adam would not use his real name, and even if he did he could get the real l and not have to use a 1? Please don't waste any more time falling for his game.

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"I DO go on, don't I?"-Bono, MCI Center, DC, June 14, 2001

[This message has been edited by *Stormy* (edited 04-04-2002).]
 
Originally posted by *Stormy*:
It's some guy playing with you girls! Don't you think the real Adam would not use his real name, and even if he did he could get the real l and not have to use a 1? Please don't waste any more time falling for his game.


:p O geez! Like I said, akorse we don't really believe it's any of them. It's just funny is all. Maybe you had to be there.
 
oh lord! LMFAO! I actually put porkyharley on my list just to see what would happen and the second I do guess who comes on! LOL That would be WAY too funny if the lads really were on AIM and had those names! Yikes. Could you imagine the 'stalkers' they'd get??? The fab ladies of Pleba would never get a chance to chat w/them! And then ofcourse they'd be too annoyed to go on AIM. How rude for others to disturb OUR lads while they're resting! LOL ok i'm done. and no i'm not THAT insane...even though some have proof otherwise..*looks @ Cristy* you keep quiet! *walks off to put a pretty pink dress and blonde wig on Larry*
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Fear Not..For I'll Be Watching You. And I know what you're all thinking. FOR SHAME!!
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:
:p O geez! Like I said, akorse we don't really believe it's any of them. It's just funny is all. Maybe you had to be there.

I know you caught on and were joking, I even edited my post to make that clear. I just hope everyone else does too. Sorry to be a drip. Have fun
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"I DO go on, don't I?"-Bono, MCI Center, DC, June 14, 2001
 
Originally posted by *Stormy*:
Originally posted by Mona: LMAO!! Keep joking back. It's just some guy playing with you girls! Don't you think the real Adam would not use his real name, and even if he did he could get the real l and not have to use a 1? Please don't waste any more time falling for his game.


Agreed. Sorry girls, but it just ain't them.

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"Just tell 'em what they wanna hear & nobody will complain."
 
Well, Bono did tell me his codename is Belleview!!
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Yeah right, Bono....Whatever...
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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert

Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you...
 
I seriously thought this was a thread to chat about members. But then I thought "Naw, that's not creative enought for Phuzzie..." There was member talk in the beginning though... *old Pleba fuzzies* *maybe not*

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Laura
~~~
Something to do with politics, kids, freshness, and breakthrough.
And love.

(Joan Baez)
~~~

...what's a Bono?
 
LOL! I need to come to chat more often.
Do you guys still chat in the AIM PLEBA room? I still have it saved I think, so if you do I'll drop in!
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"Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in
eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star
in our hand and melting like a snowflake."
--Marie Beyon Ray
 
I've talked to both "adam" and "larry" this is what I got from both:

Adam: Ended up calling me his stalker and said I would look cute hiding outside his house in the bushes.

Larry: Told me to FOAD after which I told him that him saying that and GOMA turned me on and thanked me for a lesson I gave him in the difference between footy and soccer.
 
Where is this chat???

I have AIM, but AOL is not my ISP so I can't go into AOL chat rooms.
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PearlJam_U2

My AOL nick is CdnWolverine
 
I just had a lovely chat with Edge:


daisyone75: hi :)
beeni76: hi
daisyone75: what'cha doing?
beeni76: em..why?
daisyone75: just wondering you should come back to chat
beeni76: why?
daisyone75: because you interest us,
beeni76: why?
daisyone75: we like new people
beeni76: why?
beeni76: I am new to what?
beeni76: I was dared.
daisyone75: who dared you
beeni76: why do you want to know?
daisyone75: we've never seen you in chat
daisyone75: and we were curious
beeni76: oh
beeni76: you are curious
beeni76: I see
daisyone75: about you
beeni76: why?
beeni76: Am I that interesting?
daisyone75: just cause we are wondering who the fake edge is
beeni76: I am fake?
daisyone75: are you?
beeni76: I don't know
beeni76: should I check?
daisyone75: what's yer name
beeni76: why?
beeni76: are you testing me?
daisyone75: cause I'm pretty sure your mama didn't name you beeni
beeni76: maybe she did
daisyone75: lol
daisyone75: are you sure
beeni76: am I?
daisyone75: do you know irishrockstar7
beeni76: why do you ask?
daisyone75: just wondering you seem very much alike
beeni76: really?
beeni76: are we?
daisyone75: yes, and you and porkyharley
beeni76: porkey, really?
daisyone75: yes, do you all know each other
daisyone75: or are you the same person
beeni76: we are not the same
daisyone75: we got to carry each other
daisyone75: heheheehe
beeni76: very funny
daisyone75: sorry, I'm sure you get that all the time
daisyone75: what time is it
daisyone75: where you are
beeni76: are you testing me again?
daisyone75: maybe
beeni76: it's early in the morning
daisyone75: that narrows it down
beeni76: yeah
beeni76: no more I will tell
daisyone75: lol
daisyone75: does pleba make you blush
beeni76: PLEBA?
beeni76: em...
daisyone75: yes
daisyone75: wanna link
beeni76: em...ok
beeni76: I guess
daisyone75: http://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/Forum7/HTML/004827.html
beeni76: em...
beeni76: should I be blushing?
daisyone75: well that is just an example,
beeni76: I like the bottom picture
daisyone75: Bono
beeni76: yes
daisyone75: lol
daisyone75: been around slash alot huh
beeni76: what is so funny?
beeni76: what is slash?
daisyone75: nevermind, how'd the weather
beeni76: the weather is okay
beeni76: depending on how you look at it
daisyone75: true, is it raining
beeni76: why should I tell you?
daisyone75: no reason
beeni76: Is weather that interesting?
daisyone75: yes, I love the sound of the rain
beeni76: oh
beeni76: why is that?
daisyone75: it's so relaxing
beeni76: really?
daisyone75: yuppers
beeni76: It rains a lot where I am from
beeni76: that is your clue
daisyone75: I knew that
beeni76: how?
daisyone75: I have ESP
beeni76: oh
beeni76: are there anymore pictures on this site of yours?
beeni76: I found a thread about me
daisyone75: http://forum.interference.com/cgi-bin/u2feedback/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=PLEBA&number=7
daisyone75: that is the main page
daisyone75: really what did your thread say
beeni76: why should I say?
daisyone75: http://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/Forum7/HTML/004702.html
daisyone75: I just wanted to know which thread it was
beeni76: McClayton's?
beeni76: is this a hint for Adam to start a resturant?
daisyone75: yes, it's like McDonald's only better
daisyone75: I hear Bono may be starting a restuarant
beeni76: really?
daisyone75: yes, but you know how rumors are
beeni76: well, of course
daisyone75: bored are we
beeni76: nice Photoshop work
daisyone75: well that's kate
beeni76: I admire it
daisyone75: she says thank you
beeni76: oh
beeni76: ok
daisyone75: I told her
beeni76: any other places for me to visit?
beeni76: I am bored
beeni76: my friend is writing
daisyone75: well you can check out the entire board, not just pleba
beeni76: he is boring me
beeni76: oh
daisyone75: what is your friend writing
beeni76: really?
beeni76: why should I tell you?
daisyone75: just wondering, I'm a writer myself
beeni76: It's his secret
daisyone75: that's okay you don't have to tell me
beeni76: he's hogging the couch
daisyone75: well, writers will do that
beeni76: who is Mona?
daisyone75: Mona is well, she's just mona
beeni76: she can't have Bono
daisyone75: she's harmless
beeni76: really?
daisyone75: yep, I don't think she wants him for real
beeni76: good
daisyone75: just a lustfull fantasy type thing
beeni76: I see
beeni76: I'll tell him that
daisyone75: we all respect him and the band for who they are
beeni76: okay
daisyone75: tell him I said hi
beeni76: okay
beeni76: I will
daisyone75: thanks
daisyone75: Am I keeping you from getting your work done?
beeni76: no
beeni76: Bono is
daisyone75: kewl
beeni76: I mean..
daisyone75: well aren't you supposed to be working together?
beeni76: oh I'm no good at this
daisyone75: no good at what
beeni76: em..
beeni76: shit
daisyone75: no good at IM/chat
beeni76: yes
beeni76: I can't keep my mouth shut
daisyone75: I see
beeni76: don't tell anyone who I am
beeni76: please
daisyone75: of course not
beeni76: thank you
daisyone75: no one would believe me
daisyone75: I don't even believe it
beeni76: really?
beeni76: that's good
daisyone75: they all think I'm crazy anyway
daisyone75: in a good way
beeni76: I see
daisyone75: well what do you think of pleba
beeni76: It's great
daisyone75: I'm glad you like it
daisyone75: You don't think we are wierd in anyway do you?
beeni76: em...
beeni76: should I answer that?
daisyone75: that's okay you don't have to answer
daisyone75: have you been to some of the other interference boards
beeni76: no
daisyone75: I think you would like "Everything You Know Is Wrong"
beeni76: really? why?
daisyone75: it's basically another appreciation board, but they aren't as hormonal as PLEBA is
beeni76: oh
daisyone75: in fact the whole interference site is cool
beeni76: really?
beeni76: Bono has mentioned that site once
daisyone75: did he
daisyone75: has he been there
beeni76: yes
daisyone75: kewl
daisyone75: well I gotta go to bed now, it's very late, it was nice talking to you
beeni76: okay
beeni76: bye
daisyone75: 'night
beeni76: night

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Daisy

Uncertainty...it can be a guiding light

AIM: daisyone75
 
ok either nobody loves me or you all went to bed after I froze and poofed.

I've added a couple of you to my AIM list, but you show up as offline so I dunno.

PearlJam_U2
 
well, they are most defintly fakes. but amusing fakes.

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I dig my toes into the sand. The ocean looks like a 1,000 diamonds strewn across a blue plain. I lean against the wind, pretend that I am weightless. And in this moment I am happy... happy.

Love,
Emily


I wish you were here.

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lmfao@fake Edge....that's so funny...see first we had a fake adam, fake larry, fake bono and now fake Edge....I wonder if they'll make a fake paul mcG next *snort*

BTW Fake bono is online now..>I messaged but no message back yet...perhaps he's still typing *snort*
 
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