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Old 11-22-2001, 10:57 PM   #1
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U2 MASH

(MASH = Mansion Apartment Shack House)

From http://mash.dork.nu

You live in a Mansion.
You're married to Bono.
You drive a Corvette.
Your car is the color silver.
You live in the state Dublin.
Your honeymoon is Dublin.
Your occupation is a sock-washer.
You have this many kids: 70 (40 male; 30 female).

Edit: Sorry Ana! I accidentally spelled it 'mask' instead of 'mash'.

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Old 11-22-2001, 11:07 PM   #2
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i CANT OPEN THE BLOODY SITE!!!


is it correct elevatedmole?
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Old 11-22-2001, 11:08 PM   #3
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Hmmm...according to this, I'm gonna marry Bono, become a singer, live in a shack and drive a moped.

No kids though. WOO HOO!

The results section is so depressing because first they tell you what you DON'T get.

Your honeymoon is not Dublin.
You're not married to Edge.
You don't live in a Mansion.
Your occupation is not a Writer.
You don't drive a Thunderbird.


Make me CRY, why don't ya!?

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Old 11-22-2001, 11:21 PM   #4
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LMAO!

This is hilarious... but the beginning is heartbreaking:

You don't live in the state Calgary, AB.
You're not married to Adam Clayton.
Your occupation is not a concert photographer.
Your car is not the color Blue.
You don't live in a House.
You don't have this many kids: 3.
Your honeymoon is not Dublin, Ireland.
Your car is not the color Silver.
You don't drive a Aston Martin DB7.
You don't drive a VW Golf.
You don't live in the state New York, NY.
Your occupation is not a journalist.
You're not married to Billy Duffy.
Your honeymoon is not Sydney, Australia.
You don't live in a Shack.
You don't live in a Mansion.
You don't have this many kids: 0.

Final Results:
You live in a Apartment.
You're married to John Taylor.
You drive a BMW Z8.
Your car is the color Black.
You live in the state London, England.
Your honeymoon is Athens, Greece.
Your occupation is a Bassist.
You have this many kids: 2 (0 male; 2 female).


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Hey Nico, stay strong in this world, my girl.


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Old 11-22-2001, 11:45 PM   #5
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ana:
i CANT OPEN THE BLOODY SITE!!!


is it correct elevatedmole?
It won't work for me either!!!!!!!!

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Old 11-22-2001, 11:50 PM   #6
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It won't work for me either!!!!!!!!

it won't open b.c. is should be:
www.mash.dork.nu/
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Old 11-23-2001, 12:03 AM   #7
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Yay!!!!!!!! Thanks. It worked!

You live in a Mansion.
You're married to Bono.
You drive a Harley.
Your car is the color gold.
You live in the state new york.
Your honeymoon is Ireland.
Your occupation is a photographer.
You have this many kids: 4 (2 male; 2 female).


I'm so happy!!! I'm married to Bono!



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Old 11-23-2001, 12:47 AM   #8
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it won't open b.c. is should be:
www.mash.dork.nu/
Af feck it! still not working for me
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Old 11-23-2001, 07:45 AM   #9
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Well, I'm not marrying my fiance, apparently...and I'll still be driving a Beretta! *lol*

You live in a House.
You're married to Edge.
You drive a Beretta.
Your car is the color Red.
You live in the state New York.
Your honeymoon is Jamaica.
Your occupation is a Computer Programmer.
You have this many kids: 2 (2 male; 0 female).


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Old 11-23-2001, 09:25 AM   #10
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perfect!

You live in a Apartment.
You're married to larry.
You drive a passat.
Your car is the color silver.
You live in the state washington.
Your honeymoon is dublin.
Your occupation is a rock stars wife.
You have this many kids: 1 (1 male; 0 female).

alison



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Old 11-23-2001, 10:02 AM   #11
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I can't get it to open either...

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Old 11-23-2001, 10:13 AM   #12
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I fixed the URL in my original post but apparently no one noticed. Anyway, try mash.dork.nu instead of www.mash.dork.nu -- that might help.

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Old 11-23-2001, 10:28 AM   #13
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Yes, I LOVE this!

You are married to Larry.

You live in a house.

You drive a black Mercedes.

You live in Hawaii.

You honeymoon in Maui.

Your occupation is a masseuse(well, I think I'd 'work' only for HIM )

You have no kids.
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Old 11-23-2001, 12:29 PM   #14
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You live in a House.
You're married to Larry.
You drive a Giraffe.
Your car is the color blue.
You live in the state Frottage Cottage.
Your honeymoon is Bono's house.
Your occupation is a Bruce Springsteen.
You have this many kids: 8 (4 male; 4 female).
WOO!!!!!! Blue Giraffe and 8 kids with Smooth Criminal!

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Old 11-23-2001, 12:44 PM   #15
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Here is my NON future....
You don't drive a Ferrarri.
Your honeymoon is not Vegas.(sob)
You don't live in a Apartment.
You don't live in the state Germany.
You don't live in a Shack.
Your honeymoon is not China.
Your car is not the color Gold.
You don't drive a Porsche.
You don't live in the state France.
You don't live in a Mansion. (where did I go wrong?)
You don't have this many kids: 9.
You're not married to Jtree bono.
You don't have this many kids: 7.
Your occupation is not a Rockstar.(NOOO!)
You're not married to Macphisto. (NOOOOOO!)
Your car is not the color Red. (NOOOO!)
Your occupation is not a Writer.


Here is what DOES happen to me:
You live in a House.
You're married to The Fly.
You drive a Bentley.
Your car is the color Black.
You live in the state England.
Your honeymoon is The Alps.
Your occupation is a Surgeon.
You have this many kids: 10 (7 male; 3 female). (WHOA!)

LOL...man.I'm married to The Fly and I have 10 kids!? What is doesn't say is that I run screaming!
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Old 11-23-2001, 12:49 PM   #16
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Sorry still horrified and traumatized at the thought of having ten kids with The Fly....DEAR GOD!!!!
What it also doesn't say is that I have a nanny who takes care of all of them for me, and I still see a lot of Macphisto .
There, all better. I can stop hyperventillating into a paper bag.
Breathe in, breathe out...
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Old 11-23-2001, 12:52 PM   #17
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gina Marie:
Your occupation is a masseuse(well, I think I'd 'work' only for HIM )

You have no kids.
!!!!!! Lol I seriously DOUBT that lack of children...

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Old 11-23-2001, 12:56 PM   #18
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LMAO this is mine

You live in a House.
You're married to Larry.
You drive a Jetta.
Your car is the color silver.
You live in the state New York.
Your honeymoon is Dublin.
Your occupation is a Model.
You have this many kids: 3 (3 male; 0 female).


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*THIS IS MUCH BETTER!!!! Except, I', not married to my bf...awww*
To explain the states...I am taking way too many science classes and that's what entered my empty little head.

*What doesn't happen*
Your honeymoon is not Mona's house.
You don't live in the state Liquid.
Your car is not the color Invisible.
You don't drive a A Limo.
Your car is not the color Super sparkly gold. (damn.)
Your occupation is not a Muse.
You don't live in a House.
Your occupation is not a Mona's Parole Officer. (double damn)
Your honeymoon is not Vegas.
You don't live in a Apartment.
You don't live in the state Gaseous.
You don't live in a Mansion.
You don't drive a Tricycle.
You don't have this many kids: 9.
You're not married to Brian. (awww, poor sweetie!)
You're not married to Paul McGuinness. (YES! I dodged the bullet!)
You don't have this many kids: 8.

Here's what DOES happen:
Final Results (still standing)
You live in a Shack. (but I bet it's really nice!)
You're married to Mr. Macphisto. (WHEE!)
You drive a A Wheelbarrel. (LOL)
Your car is the color Gold.
You live in the state Solid. (That makes things easier)
Your honeymoon is The Galapagos Islands.
Your occupation is a Male Model. (what the HELL?)
You have this many kids: 6 (2 male; 4 female). (better than 10!)

So...I'm married to Macphisto with 6 kids. We had our romantic honeymoon in the Galapagos Islands (site of Darwin's work on evolution) and we live in a shack (With 6 kids!?). I'm a male model who drives a gold wheelbarrel. Still, better than last time! But I really wanted to be Mona's parole officer. Oh dear, I smell a silly play coming up.
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Old 11-23-2001, 01:24 PM   #20
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LOL!!! These are too Funny!!!

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