U2 MASH

[elevatedmole]

(MASH = Mansion Apartment Shack House)

From http://mash.dork.nu

You live in a Mansion.
You're married to Bono.
You drive a Corvette.
Your car is the color silver.
You live in the state Dublin.
Your honeymoon is Dublin.
Your occupation is a sock-washer.
You have this many kids: 70 (40 male; 30 female).

Edit: Sorry Ana! I accidentally spelled it 'mask' instead of 'mash'.

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it's no secret that a liar won't believe anyone else

[This message has been edited by elevatedmole (edited 11-22-2001).]

 

[Ana]

i CANT OPEN THE BLOODY SITE!!!

is it correct elevatedmole?

 

[Echo]

Hmmm...according to this, I'm gonna marry Bono, become a singer, live in a shack and drive a moped.

No kids though. WOO HOO!

The results section is so depressing because first they tell you what you DON'T get.

Your honeymoon is not Dublin.
You're not married to Edge.
You don't live in a Mansion.
Your occupation is not a Writer.
You don't drive a Thunderbird.

Make me CRY, why don't ya!?

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*Echo the Pimpstress*
Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Admit it. You got a stiffy." - Edge

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

 

[J-Tree]

LMAO!

This is hilarious... but the beginning is heartbreaking:

You don't live in the state Calgary, AB.
You're not married to Adam Clayton.
Your occupation is not a concert photographer.
Your car is not the color Blue.
You don't live in a House.
You don't have this many kids: 3.
Your honeymoon is not Dublin, Ireland.
Your car is not the color Silver.
You don't drive a Aston Martin DB7.
You don't drive a VW Golf.
You don't live in the state New York, NY.
Your occupation is not a journalist.
You're not married to Billy Duffy.
Your honeymoon is not Sydney, Australia.
You don't live in a Shack.
You don't live in a Mansion.
You don't have this many kids: 0.

Final Results:
You live in a Apartment.
You're married to John Taylor.
You drive a BMW Z8.
Your car is the color Black.
You live in the state London, England.
Your honeymoon is Athens, Greece.
Your occupation is a Bassist.
You have this many kids: 2 (0 male; 2 female).

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Hey Nico, stay strong in this world.
My girl, ignore their cold words.
The song of your heart's so true, the sai is a way for you.
Hey Nico, stay strong in this world, my girl.

SlipStream Soul

 

[Can'tSeeOrBeSeen]

Originally posted by Ana:
i CANT OPEN THE BLOODY SITE!!!

is it correct elevatedmole?

It won't work for me either!!!!!!!!

 

[Party Girl_75]

Originally posted by Can'tSeeOrBeSeen:
It won't work for me either!!!!!!!!

it won't open b.c. is should be:
www.mash.dork.nu/

 

[Can'tSeeOrBeSeen]

Yay!!!!!!!! Thanks. It worked!

You live in a Mansion.
You're married to Bono.
You drive a Harley.
Your car is the color gold.
You live in the state new york.
Your honeymoon is Ireland.
Your occupation is a photographer.
You have this many kids: 4 (2 male; 2 female).


I'm so happy!!! I'm married to Bono!



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"Never trust a man who tells you it's from the heart, never trust a man smoking a cigar, never trust a cowboy or a man who wears shades..." - Bono

"I would certainly consider myself to be one of the inventors of the mullet."
- Bono

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by MissVelvetDress:
it won't open b.c. is should be:
www.mash.dork.nu/

Af feck it! still not working for me

 

[Bonochick]

Well, I'm not marrying my fiance, apparently...and I'll still be driving a Beretta! *lol*

You live in a House.
You're married to Edge.
You drive a Beretta.
Your car is the color Red.
You live in the state New York.
Your honeymoon is Jamaica.
Your occupation is a Computer Programmer.
You have this many kids: 2 (2 male; 0 female).


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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."

 

[mrsmullen]

perfect!

You live in a Apartment.
You're married to larry.
You drive a passat.
Your car is the color silver.
You live in the state washington.
Your honeymoon is dublin.
Your occupation is a rock stars wife.
You have this many kids: 1 (1 male; 0 female).

alison



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It doesn't matter what songs we sing. I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me. - Larry

 

[WildHonee]

I can't get it to open either...

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

Magic magic magic Joe Houdini.....

 

[elevatedmole]

I fixed the URL in my original post but apparently no one noticed. Anyway, try mash.dork.nu instead of www.mash.dork.nu -- that might help.

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it's no secret that a liar won't believe anyone else

 

[Gina Marie]

Yes, I LOVE this!

You are married to Larry.

You live in a house.

You drive a black Mercedes.

You live in Hawaii.

You honeymoon in Maui.

Your occupation is a masseuse(well, I think I'd 'work' only for HIM

)

You have no kids.

 

[WildHonee]

You live in a House.
You're married to Larry.
You drive a Giraffe.
Your car is the color blue.
You live in the state Frottage Cottage.
Your honeymoon is Bono's house.
Your occupation is a Bruce Springsteen.
You have this many kids: 8 (4 male; 4 female).WOO!!!!!! Blue Giraffe and 8 kids with Smooth Criminal!

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

Magic magic magic Joe Houdini.....

 

[blueeyes]

Here is my NON future....
You don't drive a Ferrarri.
Your honeymoon is not Vegas.(sob)
You don't live in a Apartment.
You don't live in the state Germany.
You don't live in a Shack.
Your honeymoon is not China.
Your car is not the color Gold.
You don't drive a Porsche.
You don't live in the state France.
You don't live in a Mansion. (where did I go wrong?)
You don't have this many kids: 9.
You're not married to Jtree bono.
You don't have this many kids: 7.
Your occupation is not a Rockstar.(NOOO!)
You're not married to Macphisto. (NOOOOOO!)
Your car is not the color Red. (NOOOO!)
Your occupation is not a Writer.


Here is what DOES happen to me:
You live in a House.
You're married to The Fly.
You drive a Bentley.
Your car is the color Black.
You live in the state England.
Your honeymoon is The Alps.
Your occupation is a Surgeon.
You have this many kids: 10 (7 male; 3 female). (WHOA!)

LOL...man.I'm married to The Fly and I have 10 kids!? What is doesn't say is that I run screaming!
-Bluey


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*97% Compatible with Mona!*
Bluephisto

 

[blueeyes]

Sorry still horrified and traumatized at the thought of having ten kids with The Fly....DEAR GOD!!!!
What it also doesn't say is that I have a nanny who takes care of all of them for me, and I still see a lot of Macphisto

.
There, all better. I can stop hyperventillating into a paper bag.
Breathe in, breathe out...
-bluey

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*97% Compatible with Mona!*
Bluephisto

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
Your occupation is a masseuse(well, I think I'd 'work' only for HIM

)

You have no kids.

!!!!!! Lol I seriously DOUBT that lack of children...

 

[Mullen-Girl]

LMAO this is mine

You live in a House.
You're married to Larry.
You drive a Jetta.
Your car is the color silver.
You live in the state New York.
Your honeymoon is Dublin.
Your occupation is a Model.
You have this many kids: 3 (3 male; 0 female).


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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

 

[blueeyes]

*THIS IS MUCH BETTER!!!! Except, I', not married to my bf...awww*
To explain the states...I am taking way too many science classes and that's what entered my empty little head.

*What doesn't happen*
Your honeymoon is not Mona's house.
You don't live in the state Liquid.
Your car is not the color Invisible.
You don't drive a A Limo.
Your car is not the color Super sparkly gold. (damn.)
Your occupation is not a Muse.
You don't live in a House.
Your occupation is not a Mona's Parole Officer. (double damn)
Your honeymoon is not Vegas.
You don't live in a Apartment.
You don't live in the state Gaseous.
You don't live in a Mansion.
You don't drive a Tricycle.
You don't have this many kids: 9.
You're not married to Brian. (awww, poor sweetie!)
You're not married to Paul McGuinness. (YES! I dodged the bullet!)
You don't have this many kids: 8.

Here's what DOES happen:
Final Results (still standing)
You live in a Shack. (but I bet it's really nice!)
You're married to Mr. Macphisto. (WHEE!)
You drive a A Wheelbarrel. (LOL)
Your car is the color Gold.
You live in the state Solid. (That makes things easier)
Your honeymoon is The Galapagos Islands.
Your occupation is a Male Model. (what the HELL?)
You have this many kids: 6 (2 male; 4 female). (better than 10!)

So...I'm married to Macphisto with 6 kids. We had our romantic honeymoon in the Galapagos Islands (site of Darwin's work on evolution) and we live in a shack (With 6 kids!?). I'm a male model who drives a gold wheelbarrel. Still, better than last time! But I really wanted to be Mona's parole officer. Oh dear, I smell a silly play coming up.
-Bluey


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*97% Compatible with Mona!*
Bluephisto

[This message has been edited by blueeyes (edited 11-23-2001).]

[This message has been edited by blueeyes (edited 11-23-2001).]

 

[Can'tSeeOrBeSeen]

LOL!!! These are too Funny!!!

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"Never trust a man who tells you it's from the heart, never trust a man smoking a cigar, never trust a cowboy or a man who wears shades..." - Bono

"I would certainly consider myself to be one of the inventors of the mullet."
- Bono


[This message has been edited by Can'tSeeOrBeSeen (edited 11-23-2001).]

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by blueeyes:
But I really wanted to be Mona's parole officer. Oh dear, I smell a silly play coming up.
-Bluey

1. My silly plays are QUITE fragrant...I hope you weren't insinuating that they have a nasty odor.....lol

2. I DID go to jail bc of the BonoMix....on top of other things....the Police

ECHO: STEWART COPELAND?! WHERE?! *knocks over a file cabinet*)

*ahem*....The police and I get along quite nicely....they've gotten to know me well

ECHO: I wann *get to know* Mr. Copeland, if you know what I mean! *Nudge*

....OK....well....See I went to court and Bono was there wearing a tie....and ONLY a tie.

Lol I didn't know where this story was going, so I ended it with THAT.

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

"I'm shocked and happy....I'm SHAPPY!"

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

here's mine...at least i put down one U2 member, i'm making progress aren't i sarah? lol

Your car is not the color green.
You don't have this many kids: 0.
Your car is not the color blue.
You don't live in a House.
You don't have this many kids: 1.
Your occupation is not a psychologist.
You don't live in a Apartment.
You're not married to adam clayton. (oh, i didn't know i put his name on! lol)
You don't live in the state new york.
You're not married to adam martin. (aww!

)
You don't live in a Shack.
Your honeymoon is not europe.
You don't live in the state florida.
Your honeymoon is not ireland.
Your occupation is not a porn star. (hehe!)
You don't drive a toyota solara.
You don't drive a vw beetle.

You live in a Mansion.
You're married to john taylor.
You drive a mustang gt.
Your car is the color black.
You live in the state maryland.
Your honeymoon is some island.
Your occupation is a john's sex slave. (yes!!)
You have this many kids: 5 (2 male; 3 female).

btw...blueeyes, i'm rotf at your results...omigor!!! lol

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have a nice day!
U2: 62%
dd: 37%
"well my instincts is right, time to walk from the fire, leave the burning behind me, take a walk to the water..."
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"are you serious? do you really care what peanut butter i prefer? are you in peanut butter marketing or something?"
john nude!

 

[blueeyes]

A little taste of Blueeyes' future:
*Blueeyes wheels herself home in her shiney gold wheelbarrel after a hard day of male modelling. She is still not really sure why she is a male model. She parks the wheelbarrel beside the shack and sighs as she prepares to enter and greet her husband and six children*
Blueeyes: Hi honey, I'm home.
Macphisto: *Sitting in the only chair in the shack* Ahh, welcome home. And how was your day of being a male model?
Blueeyes: Confusing.
Macphisto: I made martinis for dinner.
Blueeyes: Again?
Macphisto: *Exasperated* Well, what do you want from me!? *Macphisto points to the unused and blackened stove*I'm not going near that thing again!
Blueeyes: Honey, now that you understand how the natural gas works, I'm sure you won't set yourself on fire again.
Macphisto: I'm still not touching it, ruined my favorite suit. Why can't we go out for dinner?
Blueeyes: I just got HOME!
Macphisto: Well you never take me out anymore!
Blueeyes: Well maybe if you prettied yourself up a little-
Macphisto: *Outraged* You don't appriciate the work I do around here while you are gone in your wheelbarrel being a male model! I have to clean and make martinis and take care of the children all day!
Blueeyes: *Looking around* Where are they?
Macphisto: Who?
Blueeyes: Our six children, four girls, two boys...
Macphisto: Oh them, I sold them.
Blueeyes: Sold them!?
Macphisto: Yes, to a circus or something. They were awfully loud and expensive and always wanted me to do things with them, I almost had to reschedule my mirror gazing three times yesterday.
Blueeyes: You sold them?
Macphisto: Yes darling, think of the money we will save. We can afford an actual house and you can drive a car, not a wheelbarrel.
Blueeyes: Well, I'm sure that they are happy in the circus. What circus was it?
Macphisto: Oh, Barnum and something something, I wasn't listening....martini?
Blueeyes: Sure, hand me another darling.
Macphisto: Oh look! AbFab is on!
Blueeyes: Yay!
*And they lived happily ever after*




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*97% Compatible with Mona!*
Bluephisto

 

[wildhoney22]

My results.....


Rejections (crossed out)

Your occupation is not a Singer/Songwriter.
Your occupation is not a Doctor.
You don't have this many kids: 2
You're not married to Bono.
Your car is not the color Red.
You don't have this many kids: 4
You don't live in the state New York.
Your car is not the color Champagne.
Your honeymoon is not Hawaii.
You don't drive a Lexus.
You're not married to Adam.
You don't live in a Mansion.
You don't live in a Shack.
Your honeymoon is not Venice.
You don't live in the state Massachusetts
You don't drive a Mercedes.
You don't live in a Apartment.

Final Results (still standing)

You live in a House.
You're married to Larry. Yay!!!!!!!
You drive a Ferrari.
Your car is the color Silver.
You live in the state London. (know it's not a state but I'm gonna live there anyways)
Your honeymoon is Maui.
Your occupation is a Drummer.
You have this many kids: 3 (2 male; 1 female).

Yay.... I'm liking the way my future looks. now I just need to learn the drums (lol)

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~?~*~?~ Katie ~?~*~?~
a little girl with Irish eyes...

We'll shine like stars in the summer night
We'll shine like stars in the winter night
One heart
One hope
One love

roxyangel22@hotmail.com

 

[iamshazza]

You live in a Shack. A shack?!?
You're married to Oded Fehr. He's not Bono,(damn!) but he's still hot
You drive a Highlander. Sweeeeet
Your car is the color Orange. an orange car...neat!
You live in the state Montana. Pretty!
Your honeymoon is France. Bonjour!
Your occupation is a Self Employed Net Surfer. It's rough getting up at noon to surf the net all day...*sigh*
You have this many kids: 2 (2 male; 0 female). Bono and Edge...they are such good boys.



[This message has been edited by iamshazza (edited 11-24-2001).]