U2 clones?! and no its not StarWars related....

[sparkys girl]

more funny U2 stuff...

U2 license cloning

In a news conference today a leading genetic scientist revealed the discovery of the enzyme that allows a human cell to be cloned and never grow old. Linked by a satellite hookup to another press conference in Dublin, the band U2 revealed their plans to be the first band of the 21st century to license cloning of it's band members for their fans.

The Edge, lead guitarist, remarked "I don't have any problem with cloning as long as the fans are not ripped off." Asked about the bands reported 50 clones of each member drummer Larry Mullen responded "Yea, it seems a bit much, but I just wanted one of me in each of the worlds largest cities so people can see for themselves that drummers are the coolest members of any band".

Adam Clayton, told the press assembled in the gallery "Everyone wanted to see Sparky this time around and we didn't get the chance to play as many shows as we wanted. I just want to give back something to my fans".

Bono, U2's lead singer, responding to accusations of selling out, responded "I think 50 Bono's will be more than the world can handle, but what the hell, with our new double live album "Mexiclone Mofo" due out shortly this will be a great tie in. I can be at 50 of the biggest record stores signing autographs and greeting U2 fans".

Asked how fans will be able to tell the real thing, Bono replied "Maybe knowing which one of me is the real one isn't important. In all likelihood one of my clones will have a better voice and he'll try and steal the limelight. Maybe then I can take a much needed years vacation while the clone tours".



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[elevatedmole]

LMAO. I can't wait for a Bono clone.

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[sulawesigirl4]

even better than the real thing...

 

[sparkys girl]

more u2ey funnies....

Simply bonolicious

According to Paul McGuinness, our lads in Dublin will be releasing a new
line of edible products to rake in some extra cash. The new foods will be in
stores next summer and will include Sparky-ling Seltzer in several fruit
flavors; Barbecuing on the Edge, a line of sauces, and side dishes to
improve your BBQ techniques; Organically Larry, a line of natural substances
(esp. bull's blood) to incorporate into everyday meals; and the brand new,
never before tasted flavor, Bonolicious in popsicle and ice cream form.




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Is it getting hot in here or is it just ADAM??
*+*MaRiA*+*

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by sparkys girl:
more u2ey funnies....

Simply bonolicious

According to Paul McGuinness, our lads in Dublin will be releasing a new
line of edible products to rake in some extra cash. The new foods will be in
stores next summer and will include Sparky-ling Seltzer in several fruit
flavors; Barbecuing on the Edge, a line of sauces, and side dishes to
improve your BBQ techniques; Organically Larry, a line of natural substances
(esp. bull's blood) to incorporate into everyday meals; and the brand new,
never before tasted flavor, Bonolicious in popsicle and ice cream form.

Want to lick Bono's popsicle ...

Sorry ... that was incredibly in appropriate.

Can the U2 clone for Wisconsin live with me. He is housebroken right?


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Jessica
Owner of Safari Bono.

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[sparkys girl]

one last one guys!

U2 MOVIES

U2 are well known not just for their music, but their images. AS a result, some people have an outdated image of U2 from the Rattle and Hum movie. U2 are about to launch a new movie campaign, and here is a sneak preview of what is in store for cinemas around the world. If you

BONZILLA

After nuclear waste from England washes up on the Irish shore, a mutation that was never ment to be occurs. Bono, while swimming, transforms into BONZILLA - a 30tf giant lead singer, who terrorises the world with his singing. We can only hope that he hasn't nested yet, for one BONZILLA can lay up to 200 eggs at a time. How can he be stopped?

Draw him out of his hiding place with something he can't resist - supermodels.

TITANIC ADAM

He was called the biggest and the best - unsinkable Adam and his Titanic. He was bigger, faster and more powerful than any before him, and everyone believed that he could not sink. Until one fateful day, when TITANIC ADAM was hit by an iceberg, and the cold made his Titantic shrink.

THE EDGE-FILES

Special agents Edge Mulder and Bono Scully work together to stop the evil Cigarette Smoking Adam from bringing down the FBI- Federal Babe Institute. With the help of Assistant Drummer Larry, they uncover a series of lies and clues, that leads them to an insland, a buried tresure, and a long running movie francise.

GONE WITH THE EDGE

Katie Edgelett O'Hara is in love with Larry Wilkes, a Major in the Confederate army. But Larry is married to Adam Hamilton, his cousin from Atlanta. Set against the backdrop of the American Civil War, this tragic tale of love and honor moves the spirit. Will Rhett Bono finally win Edge's hand in marriage? Will Larry betray his wife? And will the Yankees take Tara away from Edge? I don't know - I haven't seen the film yet.



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Is it getting hot in here or is it just ADAM??
*+*MaRiA*+*

 

[daisybean]

Originally posted by sparkys girl:
more u2ey funnies....

Simply bonolicious

According to Paul McGuinness, our lads in Dublin will be releasing a new
line of edible products to rake in some extra cash. The new foods will be in
stores next summer and will include Sparky-ling Seltzer in several fruit
flavors; Barbecuing on the Edge, a line of sauces, and side dishes to
improve your BBQ techniques; Organically Larry, a line of natural substances
(esp. bull's blood) to incorporate into everyday meals; and the brand new,
never before tasted flavor, Bonolicious in popsicle and ice cream form.

BWHAHAHAHA will McClayton's sell these?????



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Daisy

~*~We are one, but we're not the same
We've got to carry each other~*~

AIMaisyone75

 

[sparkys girl]

Originally posted by daisybean:
BWHAHAHAHA will McClayton's sell these?????

they can be added to the menu!

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Is it getting hot in here or is it just ADAM??
*+*MaRiA*+*

 

[WildHonee]

Youse guys keep me SANE!

 

[Stories for Boys]

sane? is that what you call it?

<-- also prefers to be "unique"

how much for an adam clone? i'll pay...uh...*robs bank*

 

[Sicy]

~ New forum fact #3 ~

Who's Online, where they are in the forum, what they're doing.
Private Messaging.
Buddy List.

 

[elevatedmole]

Originally posted by Sicy:
~ New forum fact #3 ~

Who's Online, where they are in the forum, what they're doing.
Private Messaging.
Buddy List.

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I only smile in the dark

Popheart.org

 

[Bonos_glasses]

Look at this! It was at the italian gig last summer....

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don't believe what you hear
don't believe what you see

 

[Bonos_glasses]

Look at this! It was at the italian gig last summer....

it means: clone Bono!!!!!!!

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don't believe what you hear
don't believe what you see

 

[sparkys girl]

Originally posted by Bonos_glasses:
it means clone Bono like: someone has to clone Bono

thanks for clearing that up for me. i was trying to read it in spanish and the inflections tend to throw me off at times...


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[sparkys girl]

Originally posted by Bonos_glasses:
Look at this! It was at the italian gig last summer....

does that say
clone yourself or clone bono?! okay, the idea does not sound bad afterall!
of course...
i want all 50 adam clones...they shall do my bidding! of course if you girls pay for shipping i can let you borrow them *sorry no cod*

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Is it getting hot in here or is it just ADAM??
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[This message has been edited by sparkys girl (edited 05-23-2002).]

 

[Bonos_glasses]

it means clone Bono like: someone has to clone Bono

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don't believe what you hear
don't believe what you see

 

[hippy]

Originally posted by Sicy:
~ New forum fact #3 ~

Who's Online, where they are in the forum, what they're doing.

It was a bright cold day in April and the clocks were striking thirteen...

Big Brother?

jk, I like these ideas

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And in the whole half-century-long history of rock music there is a small number of bands, a number so small you could count to it without running out of fingers, who steal into your heart and become a part of how you see the world, how you tell and understand the truth, even when you're old and deaf and foolish. On your deathbed you'll hear them sing to you as you drift down the tunnel towards the light. -Salman Rushdie

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Hoooooooooo ahhhhhhh!!!!!! Larry Clone baby!!!!! I'll take one home with me

Ooooh and Larry products ehh???? *buys stock in the company*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Me: Bono do you know PLEBA?

Bono:*looks at me straight in the eye* ...Scary Girls!!

 

[AM]

Originally posted by sparkys girl:
i want all 50 adam clones...they shall do my bidding! of course if you girls pay for shipping i can let you borrow them *sorry no cod*

are we getting a bit selfish here

share with your sisters

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"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01

 

[daisybean]

Well if AM can have 50 Adams, I want 50 Bono's.....

My own little BonoHarem.

Hehehehe

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Daisy

~*~We are one, but we're not the same
We've got to carry each other~*~

AIMaisyone75