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Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB
Anyone have any great experiences with these guys? They are all so awesome.. and not bad to look at either! I got these pics from some website, plus the descriptions- it was Pop era, so their positions might have changed:
Jerry "Honda Civic" Meltzer
Charge: Adam Clayton
Description: Tall, skinny, affable, able to leap small buildings in a single bound, biceps of steel. Will pose for pictures. Soft spoken and very kind. Can take a beating compliments of Mexican thugs and come out on top.
M.O.: The newest addition to the security team has a sarcastic sense of humor and is, by far, the most laid-back of the Horsemen Four. Partial to such interesting tidbits as Bono's underwear size.
David "Cuddles" Guyer
Charge: Larry Mullen's doberman, the resident "black hat"
Description: Tall, dark, and sinister. Strikes a mean pose. He's the one you would meet in the dark alley on Meltzer's day off.
Doesn't like to be recognized. One of the Vested Ones. Has been spotted occasionally wearing a hint of a smile. Loves motorcycles. Marvelous eyes, if you aren't frightened enough that you forget to notice! Known to stare at fans when they speak to him as if they're talking Pig Latin.
M.O.: Humorless, easily annoyed, probably voted Most Likely To Hurt You For No Reason in high school (just kidding!). But
known to have a softer side, really
Takes good care of our no-nonsense Larry. Also referred to as Scary Man. Would make a great X-Files character.
Scott "Chandler Bing" Nichols
Charge: Edge
Description: The Cute One or the Other Vested One. Has a fetish for leather gloves. Great cheekbones and fashion sense. Looks great in leather. Can converse at length about 40-foot lemons. The one every female fan would flirt with, if she dared
M.O.: Law enforcement student/eventual cop. Should be a model. Usually the guy doing hotel lobby duty when the band is on tour. Currently engaged (I know girls, big sigh!). Tendency to be anal but actually a very nice guy. Known to converse with fans and even be pleasant so long as you behave yourself. Also known as Ticklepants.
Bono's guy is new- something Cormac. I saw him, or who I think was him, in Vegas, but maybe not him b/c he was skinny and not muscley - he had curlyhair. anyway our favorite bodyguard has to be this big guy:
John Sampson.. there's no description from the site about him, but he is just a fantastic and very kind man! He loves fans that are well-behaved and will usually help anyone out. Plus he looks like a big cuddly teddy bear lol
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Your eyes make a circle
I see you when I come in here
* U2 Take Me Higher *
Jerry "Honda Civic" Meltzer
Charge: Adam Clayton
Description: Tall, skinny, affable, able to leap small buildings in a single bound, biceps of steel. Will pose for pictures. Soft spoken and very kind. Can take a beating compliments of Mexican thugs and come out on top.
M.O.: The newest addition to the security team has a sarcastic sense of humor and is, by far, the most laid-back of the Horsemen Four. Partial to such interesting tidbits as Bono's underwear size.
David "Cuddles" Guyer
Charge: Larry Mullen's doberman, the resident "black hat"
Description: Tall, dark, and sinister. Strikes a mean pose. He's the one you would meet in the dark alley on Meltzer's day off.
Doesn't like to be recognized. One of the Vested Ones. Has been spotted occasionally wearing a hint of a smile. Loves motorcycles. Marvelous eyes, if you aren't frightened enough that you forget to notice! Known to stare at fans when they speak to him as if they're talking Pig Latin.
M.O.: Humorless, easily annoyed, probably voted Most Likely To Hurt You For No Reason in high school (just kidding!). But
known to have a softer side, really
Scott "Chandler Bing" Nichols
Charge: Edge
Description: The Cute One or the Other Vested One. Has a fetish for leather gloves. Great cheekbones and fashion sense. Looks great in leather. Can converse at length about 40-foot lemons. The one every female fan would flirt with, if she dared
M.O.: Law enforcement student/eventual cop. Should be a model. Usually the guy doing hotel lobby duty when the band is on tour. Currently engaged (I know girls, big sigh!). Tendency to be anal but actually a very nice guy. Known to converse with fans and even be pleasant so long as you behave yourself. Also known as Ticklepants.
Bono's guy is new- something Cormac. I saw him, or who I think was him, in Vegas, but maybe not him b/c he was skinny and not muscley - he had curlyhair. anyway our favorite bodyguard has to be this big guy:
John Sampson.. there's no description from the site about him, but he is just a fantastic and very kind man! He loves fans that are well-behaved and will usually help anyone out. Plus he looks like a big cuddly teddy bear lol
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Your eyes make a circle
I see you when I come in here
* U2 Take Me Higher *