U2 10 Commandments

[Niamh_Saoirse]

10 U2 Commandments...


1. Ye shall not have any bands before U2

2. Ye shall not misinterpret the songs and meanings of the lyrics from
this mighty band. The lyrics must remain in their own form.

3. Ye shall not speak poorly of Bono, Larry, Edge, or Adam or use their
names in vain.

4. Remember your first show. Keep it holy. Blessed is your first show
and your last show.

5. Honour your Cd player, VCR, DVD, tape player, and record player, for it
is through these things that U2 can be heard and appear when we are not at
a show.

6. Ye shall not bud in the GA line nor scam for tickets.

7. Ye shall not entice any of the four band member in any kind of
adulterous or scandalous behaviour. Many of the guys have relationships
already. Bad press is not needed.

8. Ye shall not steal another person's U2 paraphenilia, as taking U2 away
from another person is the lowest thing someone can. Go find/buy your own.

9. Ye shall not bear false witness in relation to the band. Lying about
meeting, touching, or being near the band is also not acceptable.

10. Ye shall not covet U2's talent. They are the best band on the
planet. Perhaps in the year 3000 you can be.

Flavia

 

[Mullen-Girl]

AMEN!

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

 

[candys room]

im gonna break the 10th, does that make me a bad person ???????????????????
hey bono watch your back