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It was late friday evening as the girls arrived from their jobs, tired but happy that it was Friday. As Mrs. Edge drove in she noticed that Edge's car was at the mansion.

Mrs.Edge:*thinks* What is Edge doing here? Are we having a party or something? *She gets off her car and walks into the mansion*

Lemonboy: Good evening Mrs. Edge, may I take your things?

Mrs.Edge: Yes, thank you lemonboy *hands him her things* Oh, do you know why Edge is here?

Lemonboy: Well he said he had a major announcement for us all, Maybe he's getting hair transplants. *shrugs*

Ana: Hey everybody! Whoa I had a crappy day at work, my boss screamed at me again for reading PLEBA. I mean can't he get the hint that I just HAVE to read it?

Spinny: Yeah tell me about it, I talk about u2 all day and they hate me at work. blah.

MG: Hey girls! Did ya'll hear about Edge making a major announcement?

Echo: He's getting hair transplanted?

MG: NO, although that wouldn't be a bad idea. But anyway, I heard it was something to do with science.

Bluey: That boy and science, he like gets an orgasm from talking about science. *sigh*

*The guys from u2 also arrive at the mansion and enter, walking into the living room where the girls are*

Bono: Good eeeevenin' ladies *grin*

All: Hi Bono!

Larry: So what's this major announcement that Edge has? I'm so dying to know.

Adam: Maybe he's getting hair transplanted?

Lemonboy:*takes a seat* I want to hear this. Oh, eh, can I get you all something to drink?

All: Yes!

Lemonboy: Ok ok. *takes everybody's request and walks into the kitchen bumping into Edge* Well hello there Edgie Boy. What's up tonight?

Edge: Is everybody gathered in the living room?

Lemonboy: Yes siree. They're all there and dying to know what you want to tell them.

Edge:*takes a deep breath* Alright. It's time. *walks into the living room with Lemonboy trailing behind*

Bono: Hey there he is! How are ya my good man?

Edge: I'm good thanks. Now I have a very important announcement.

Spinny: So we've heard. What is it?

Edge: Well you see i've been messing about with science for awhile....

Bluey:*gasp* NO! You don't say! *rolls eyes*

Edge: Well eh, *clears throat* I finally found a way to make time travel work.

All: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

Larry: You've got to be fookin with me!

Edge: No I swear it's true!

Clarity: How do we know that?

Edge: I tried it out already! I went back in time to visit with Einstein.

MG: Wow, that's really intresting Edge.

Ana: I don't believe you. I'll need to see for myself!

Edge: Well it's very dangerous and it's at the experimental stage still.

MG: I agree, let's try it out!

All: Yeah!!!!! *rush towards Edge and his time machine*

Edge: NO! NO! STOP IT! YOU'RE GOING TO ACTIVATE IT!

Bluey: Uh oh! it's starting to shake!

Adam: Oh my.

MG: Feck I can't get my hands off of it!

Clarity: Me neither! Help us! Somebody!

*Clarity, MG, Larry, Bluey and Bono have their hands stuck when suddenly....they disappear.*

Edge: Uh oh.

Ana: Where did they go??? Where did you send them??

Edge: I'm not sure. Eh, it says here. *swallows hard* The French Revolution

Spinny: Oh no! Poor guys, can you get them back here???

Edge: Well not really, they'll start to go through eras until they get here, and if they touch or change anything, they'll change history forever.

Lemonboy: Well that's it, we're dead...

*meanwhile somewhere in the past*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

IT'S A MUSICAL JOURNEY!
 
*changes history so that she becomes Larry's wife* muahahahaha!

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Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:



Spinny: Yeah tell me about it, I talk about u2 all day and they hate me at work. blah.
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"It's funny 'cause it's true"



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***Spinny***
Lemonboy's Maid of Honour

"Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????"
 
*meanwhile somewhere in the past*

MG: Ouuuuuch my head!*gets up slowly* Where the hell are we?

Clarity:*stands up* Hell if I know, hey! look at our dresses!

Bluey: Heeeeeeeey! It's like in the Victorian era or something!

MG: Woo I like these dresses, we look so feckin kewl.

Larry: BLoody hell! Why am I wearing a white wig and these pants and OMG! THESE SHOES!!!! God they make me look girlie *cries*

Bono: There there Lardence. Don't worry, you're not less manly.

Bluey: Hmm, well I think we might be in the French Revolution.

All: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Bluey:*points at the building* Look, it looks like they're going to behead somebody!

MG:*gag* Beheading sucks! Oh no! It's Marie Antoinette!

Bono: We must save her!

Larry: Noooooo! *stops Bono* you can't do anything! If you do we might change history!

Frenchman1:*in french* Look, those are traitors! Let's be head them too!

All:*gasp*

MG: Let's get the hell outta here!

Clarity: Let's go that way!!!

*All run trying to get away from a mob of people trying to kill them when suddenly...*flash*

*Back at PLEBA mansion Edge is monitoring the time periods that the gang is going through*

Edge: Well they seem to be out of the French Revolution.

Mrs.Edge: Thank God. Do you know where they are now?

Edge: Eh they're in the time tunnel, it's figuring out where to spit them out.

Ana:*worried* Oh I hope they'll be ok.

Spinny: I'm sure they will, Right Edge?*looks at Edge*

Edge:Well, I really hope so.

*The gang wake up again, this time in a different era*

Bluey: Now where are we?

*The gang peek around a corner and notice all the old cars and flappers*

MG: Well i'm guessing this is the Roaring 20s. *looks down* Yep i'm a flapper. *does the Charleston*

Larry: Oh God *rolls eyes*

Bono: Hey I look like a gangsta *takes out gun from belt and swings it around, dropping it accidentally, shooting a person* EH, oh shite!

Bluey: Oh way to go Bono! You killed some dude now!

Man: The gunshot came from that direction! *points where the group is standing*

Larry: Oh here we go again!

*The gang run and are being followed by the police when they go into this building running up the stairs and going in a room*

*The gang go in and out different doors as the police go in the doors they just came out from*

MG: Hey this reminds me of those old Charlie Chaplian movies

Bluey: Oh gawd can we switch now??? PLEASE???

Larry:*snarl* They're going to catch us anytime no......*flash*

Edge: OK they're out of the Roaring 20s.

Ana: This is taking forever! They better hurry up!
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
MG: Well i'm guessing this is the Roaring 20s. *looks down* Yep i'm a flapper. *does the Charleston*

Larry: Oh God *rolls eyes*
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*Giggles like Crazy*

Mullen Girl, I think that this might be your best story yet!!
 
*zap, the gang has landed in another period, this time a very familiar one*

Larry: Hey this looks like my house! *gets up quickly and looks through the window* Heeeeeey we came back to the day we had our first meeting!

Bono: Oh let me see! *gets next to Larry and looks in the window* Hey there I am! Handsome I must say, Hey there's Edge! and he had hair! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Clarity, MG and Bluey peek in through another window when the Larry from the time period spots them*

Larry76: Hey those girls are peeking in here! I'm going to get my hose and hose them down! That'll teach them to look in here! *Larry gets the hose and points it at Bluey, Clarity and MG*

MG: Uh oh, I don't like the look of this!

Clarity: Larry's gonna spray us with the waterhose!!!!

Bluey: Bring it on!

*Larry turns on the hose and sprays MG, Clarity and Bluey who fall on the ground soaking wet*

Larry76: That'll teach them!

Larry: Go me! I kicked arse!

Bono:*laughs* Yeah you were a stubborn one back then weren't you Lardence. Oh wait you still are!

Larry: FOAD!

*The girls slowly get up MG and Clarity giggling and Bluey complaining*

MG: OMG I can't believe we're part of U2 history now!

Clarity: That fookin rocked!

Bluey: Damn it! They ruined my hair! *pouts*

*zap*

Edge: Well they left 1976, hopefully the next period will bring them here.

Spinny: I wish I was with them! I bet they're having a blast *pout*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

IT'S A MUSICAL JOURNEY!
 
Originally posted by MikeSt:

yeah i thought you'd like that Clar....lmao
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I wanna be hosed down by him for real!
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OMG what did I just say? rofl
 
*ZAP*

Larry: I'm really getting tired of landing really hard wherever we go. *gets up rubbing his bum*

*The gang get up slowly, they notice they're in a dark place with lots of wiring going along the floor. In the background you can hear a familiar tune...."What do you want?....what do you want?..."

Bono: Heeeeeey We're at Zoo tv now!

MG: Yaaaaaaay I never got to see Zoo tv! I finally get to see it live! *dances*

Bluey: OMG!!!! MACPHISTO IS GOING TO BE HERE!!!! Do I look ok???

Clarity: You look fine. What do we do now?

Bono: I feel like going onstage! This was my favourite era!

Larry: NO! Don't you dare go up there, would you imagine the disasterous consequences if you were to do that??

Bono:*pouts* Ok

Larry: Now we've got to find a way out of here before somebody finds us.

*The gang walk down a long corridor, Larry leading the way, followed by Clarity, MG and Bluey when suddenly...*

Larry: Where's BONO????

MG: Oh no. Please tell me he's not somewhere onstage

Clarity: Ok let's split up, we have to find him before he causes chaos.

Bluey: OK!

*The gang split up, Bluey goes down this long hallway and runs into Bono's dressing room where she peeks in*

Bluey: Hmm could he have come here? *peeks in and finds it empty except for his costumes. The Macphisto costume is hanging there when Bluey grins* Well I guess I could try this on....

Clarity:*walking* Bloody hell like I would know my way under a stage! *sighs and Ends up at a dead end* Oh great! a Dead end! Fook this, i'm tired i'm going to sit down here! *sits*

MG:*walking playing MI music in her head* Yeah I must find Bono before he ruins our lives! *she finds a flight of stairs and starts going up them slowly...*

Larry:*walks around backstage knowing this place like the back of his hand, he found a ski mask backstage to hide his face just in case he runs into anybody* I have to find him now! If he goes onstage he'll change our history and we'll be fooked!

Bono:*has found his way to the stage, he sees The Fly singing The Fly and ponders* If I run outthere they'll think that i'm part of the act! Yeah that's what I'll do!

Bluey:*walks around in the Macphisto costume, really into character when a roadie walks into the dressing room*

Roadie: Hey! Who are you? What are you doing here???

Bluey: Don't you know me boy? I'm Bluephisto. *grins*

Roadie: Eh, you need to get out of here before Bono walks in.

Bluey: Oh yeah? Who's going to make me do that?

Roadie: Me!

Bluey:*kicks the Roadie in the head and knocks him out* I knew he had these huge platforms for something! *grins and sits back down*

Clarity:*is woken up by somebody tapping her shoulder* Wha?...what? Have we changed eras again?

Roadie: Miss are you ok? You seem to be lost.

Clarity: Who are you? Where am I?

Roadie: I'm one of U2's Roadies and you're at Zoo Tv.

Clarity:*whispers* Shite. *outloud* Eh yeah i'm lost could you help me?

*meanwhile MG follows these flights of stairs and....*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

IT'S A MUSICAL JOURNEY!
 
OMFG!!!

As soon as I read the Zoo tv era beginning my first thought was "MACPHISTO!!! OMG!!! WHEEEEE!!!!" and the next line was

Bluey: OMG MacPHisto!!!

LMFAO!!! This is my favorite one MG! And I got to try on the COSTUME!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

(dies very very very very very very happy)

and LMAO that I just kicked the roadie in the head... it's like you know me!!! you rock

*UBER-HUG*

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS!
-Bluey
 
awesome Christy!!! I loved this one!! (but come on...no Disco in the "disco Pop" era, tsk tsk!)
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I loved this part!

Larry: BLoody hell! Why am I wearing a white wig and these pants and OMG! THESE SHOES!!!! God they make me look girlie *cries*

"I look like a bleedin' woman!"
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*meanwhile MG follows these flights of stairs and....ends up in front of the huge screens like Bono at the begining of Zoo Tv*

MG: Oh shite, what do I do now?

Larry92:*looks up and whispers to Sam O'Sullivan* Hey there's a girl in front of the screen get her off of there!

Sam: Yes Sir! *Sam quickly runs up there as MG starts going down the screens slowly*

MG:Fook where do I go???*looks around and notices Sam chasing her* Oh Crap! *finally gets to the stage and Adam looks at her and smiles*

Adam:*grins* what's this girl doing here?

MG:*smiles nervously* Oh Man, I better come up with a plan and quick!

*Meanwhile Larry is standing at one end of the stage, he notices Bono on the other side start to walk out*

Larry: Oh shite! He's really going to do it! Fook and there's absolutely nothing that I can do!

Bono:*walks out in front of Edge who is in shock from seeing two Bonos*

Edge:*looks at Larry and says* WHat the hell?!?!?!?!

Larry:*shrugs and keeps drumming*

Bono:*walks up to the Fly who is startled when he turns around* Hello there Mr. Fly, would you like to sing a duet with yourself?

TheFly:*whispers* Who are you? Are you my long lost twin???

Bono:I'm from the future and I come to sing a duet with you

TheFly: Eh, ok, what do you want to sing?

Bono: I want to sing Wild Honey with you.

TheFly: Ya what???

Bono: It's from a future album, it's going to be a hit!

TheFly:Eh, why don't we sing Acrobat? At least I know that one!

Bono: Ok sounds good.

*The Fly and Bono sing while MG is stuck in a huge problem, but figures out what to do*

MG:*walks out wearing a Belly dancer outfit and walks up to The Fly and Bono who are singing and starts to dance*

Larry: This is getting really fooked up! Please send us out of this hell now!!!!!

*Zap*

*The gang finally wake up in the living room of PLEBA Mansion, everything seems different.*

Larry: Finally we're home! I'd never think i'd call PLEBA Mansion home.

MG: Wait, where is everybody? Shouldn't they be here waiting for us?

Clarity: I don't know, something seems strange.

Bluey: I agree, let's look around.

All: OK!

The group walks around and notices that the pictures of the band look different. They're all half from the JT era and half from Elevation era.

Bono: This is freaky! *looks down at himself and screams* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The group turn around and look at Bono who is wearing his Elevation pants with his JT vest and hairstyle.

Bluey: Oh my. Eh, that's nasty Bono!

Larry:*looks down* Oh shite! *Larry is wearing his tearaway pants with a jean jacket underneath a leather one*

MG: OH please Larry you can't complain you look fookin hot as always!

Edge:*walks in* Didn't I tell you all not to change anything??? NOw look at us, we're fooked!

Larry: It's all Bono's fault! He went onstage and did a duet with the Fly!

Edge:*sigh* I must have known this was going to happen. Well we'll have to go back and fix it all then.

*The gang go back in time and fix everything, making everything as it was before*

The End.

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

IT'S A MUSICAL JOURNEY!
 
Yay!! She?s done it again!

Making me laugh that is!!
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Yeah right!! Like that would be hard or something!
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No,Grat story,MG!!!
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"PLEBA Mansion Bootler"

"Proud member of the U2 gender"
 
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