JemEvans
War Child
ok big surprise but the chat is dead... well ppl are in there but NO ONE is talking so to try and stay awak I thought I'd start a lil story. Anywho who wants can add to it... like a someone starts it and it continues around and around from person to person.
Once upon a time...
The U2 band was vacationing in sunny Florida before they would head out on their next tour and see their adoring fans they loved so much. -relaxing on a beach-
Edge- I love the fans but I have to admit... this vacation is wonderful and it's helping my fingers take a break from playing so much
Larry- At least you don't have to sit in the back both keeping the beat and watching Bono's bum prance around stage man...
Adam- ...well it's not always easy being so desirable to women and having that nickname of having th 5th member of the band..
Bono- oh give it up Adam..you've got the easiest job of the group now..you just have to stand there playing your bass looking all cool
Edge- then that must mean you have the fun part of the band... prancing around wooing women w/the songs and getting to seduce them
Bono- *looks hurt* I work just as hard as the rest of you...I just get more perks is all
Larry- Will you both just shut up? This is supposed to be a vacation not a 'who has the hardest job in the band competition so FOAD'
Adam - or who can whine about having the hardest job in the band...
*Suddenly Cristy aka Mullen-Girl and Jem walk by..well actually Cristy is mostly dragging Jem 'coz she hates the sun*
Cristy : Come on Jem...you're not going to burst into a ball of fire if you have sun lotion on to protect you
Jem : Doesn't matter...I hate the sun..can't we just go in for those drinks??
Cristy : We will in a bit but you have to admit this is beautiful.... oh my god! Tell me it's the heat....tell me i'm dreaming!! *turns jem's head in the direction of the band*
Jem : Cristy have you lost... Whoa! it's the U2 band! here in my home town! we gotta go talk to them!
Cristy : But what if they're on vacation and don't want to be disturbed??
Jem : Just think...Larry...wearing nothing but swimming trunks..you know you wanna go talk to him
Cristy : larry...swimming trunks...*drool*
Jem : I'll take that as a yes
*the 2 girls start casually walking in the direction of the lads when Edge and Larry spot them*
Edge- Oh My God! Would you check out the babes heading in this direction!
Larry - *lowering his shades* Damn... I got dibs on the one on the right *grinz*
Bono- How do you know they aren't heading over here 'coz they saw me?
Adam- Bono not every female is a fan of yours there are 3 other members of this band you know..
Edge- You know he never listens when there are pretty girls coming towards him
*the girls come over and sit next to the band, Jem next to Edge and Cristy next to Larry while Bono looks on confused that both of them didn't sit next to him*
Jem: So are you guys on vacation or just trying to get away from the crazy fans? *sweetly smilez @ Edge*
Cristy: We're not bothering you are we? We could leave if you want...
Edge & Larry - No don't go..please stay
Larry- such beautiful ladies such as yourselves could never bother us *grinz looking @ Cristy* It's always a pleasure of getting to know our fans in person
Edge- Yea...a vacation wouldn't be complete w/o getting to know the fans...up close and personal
Bono- Hello ladies... do you live here or are you on vacation as well ?
Jem: *smiles as she notices Bono* I live here but my friend Cristy is here on vacation from Texas...are you enjoying your trip Bono ?
Larry- Cristy...that is the most beautiful name I've ever heard
Bono- and what would your name be my dear *still trying to get at least one girl to go after him since he is the lead singer*
Jem: *looking back @ Edge* My name is Jem and it's a pleasure getting the chance to talk to you guys
Cristy : we're long time fans of the band.. umm we were going to this one place for drinks...maybe you'd like to come
Jem: and afterwards i could give you a lil tour of my town?
Bono- we'd love a tour right lads
Edge & Larry - YES! A Tour
*the group heads off together Adam remaining quiet just watching the behavior of the lads now that 2 ladies have joined them*
ok brain is done working for now. Whoever wants to continue can.... if not then hell i'll just kill this off.
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Fear Not..For I'll Be Watching You. And I know what you're all thinking. FOR SHAME!!
Once upon a time...
The U2 band was vacationing in sunny Florida before they would head out on their next tour and see their adoring fans they loved so much. -relaxing on a beach-
Edge- I love the fans but I have to admit... this vacation is wonderful and it's helping my fingers take a break from playing so much
Larry- At least you don't have to sit in the back both keeping the beat and watching Bono's bum prance around stage man...
Adam- ...well it's not always easy being so desirable to women and having that nickname of having th 5th member of the band..
Bono- oh give it up Adam..you've got the easiest job of the group now..you just have to stand there playing your bass looking all cool
Edge- then that must mean you have the fun part of the band... prancing around wooing women w/the songs and getting to seduce them
Bono- *looks hurt* I work just as hard as the rest of you...I just get more perks is all
Larry- Will you both just shut up? This is supposed to be a vacation not a 'who has the hardest job in the band competition so FOAD'
Adam - or who can whine about having the hardest job in the band...
*Suddenly Cristy aka Mullen-Girl and Jem walk by..well actually Cristy is mostly dragging Jem 'coz she hates the sun*
Cristy : Come on Jem...you're not going to burst into a ball of fire if you have sun lotion on to protect you
Jem : Doesn't matter...I hate the sun..can't we just go in for those drinks??
Cristy : We will in a bit but you have to admit this is beautiful.... oh my god! Tell me it's the heat....tell me i'm dreaming!! *turns jem's head in the direction of the band*
Jem : Cristy have you lost... Whoa! it's the U2 band! here in my home town! we gotta go talk to them!
Cristy : But what if they're on vacation and don't want to be disturbed??
Jem : Just think...Larry...wearing nothing but swimming trunks..you know you wanna go talk to him
Cristy : larry...swimming trunks...*drool*
Jem : I'll take that as a yes
*the 2 girls start casually walking in the direction of the lads when Edge and Larry spot them*
Edge- Oh My God! Would you check out the babes heading in this direction!
Larry - *lowering his shades* Damn... I got dibs on the one on the right *grinz*
Bono- How do you know they aren't heading over here 'coz they saw me?
Adam- Bono not every female is a fan of yours there are 3 other members of this band you know..
Edge- You know he never listens when there are pretty girls coming towards him
*the girls come over and sit next to the band, Jem next to Edge and Cristy next to Larry while Bono looks on confused that both of them didn't sit next to him*
Jem: So are you guys on vacation or just trying to get away from the crazy fans? *sweetly smilez @ Edge*
Cristy: We're not bothering you are we? We could leave if you want...
Edge & Larry - No don't go..please stay
Larry- such beautiful ladies such as yourselves could never bother us *grinz looking @ Cristy* It's always a pleasure of getting to know our fans in person
Edge- Yea...a vacation wouldn't be complete w/o getting to know the fans...up close and personal
Bono- Hello ladies... do you live here or are you on vacation as well ?
Jem: *smiles as she notices Bono* I live here but my friend Cristy is here on vacation from Texas...are you enjoying your trip Bono ?
Larry- Cristy...that is the most beautiful name I've ever heard
Bono- and what would your name be my dear *still trying to get at least one girl to go after him since he is the lead singer*
Jem: *looking back @ Edge* My name is Jem and it's a pleasure getting the chance to talk to you guys
Cristy : we're long time fans of the band.. umm we were going to this one place for drinks...maybe you'd like to come
Jem: and afterwards i could give you a lil tour of my town?
Bono- we'd love a tour right lads
Edge & Larry - YES! A Tour
*the group heads off together Adam remaining quiet just watching the behavior of the lads now that 2 ladies have joined them*
ok brain is done working for now. Whoever wants to continue can.... if not then hell i'll just kill this off.
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Fear Not..For I'll Be Watching You. And I know what you're all thinking. FOR SHAME!!
