the worst pick up line ever!

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There's also the case of this Spanish kid, who came up to my mate on the train and said "Excuse me, are you the sister of Jennifer Lopez?"


i have to recognice that some of the really worst pick up lines are in spanish... like "bombón camina a la sombra porque te derrites" o cosas como "mamita rica y apretadita" etc.

but the worst i've heard is from my ex... but you can imagine homer simpson saying it :

"girl you taste like hamburguer" :drool:

what the f***ck was that???
 
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i have a question for the ladies. if a guy trys a pickup line but its obviously 100% cheesy and really funny then it's alright, right? i mean, it's probably almost as good as using a "good" pickup line (if there is such a thing)
 
Muggsy said:
"girl you taste like hamburguer"

I've heard another version of that one, a lot... Usually, I hate it and get really furious :mad:. But there was one very particular situation (too private and :censored:, and that's why I won't tell the details) when it was a shocking great compliment.:wink:
[God, I’m going to get depressed now because I reminded myself of something so good and so rare…]
:(
 
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The_Edge89 said:

Me neither...Oops! that's right, I AM a guy....:wink:

Allright, If we turn it the other way, what's the best pick up line to say to someone?
Or should I start a new thread for this?

Well I am a guy and once there was a guy who tried to pick me up.....he didn't say much though just kept pinching my a**.....:lol:
 
discothequeLP said:
i have a question for the ladies. if a guy trys a pickup line but its obviously 100% cheesy and really funny then it's alright, right? i mean, it's probably almost as good as using a "good" pickup line (if there is such a thing)

yeah probably, personally I prefer if the guy just says hi or something though. :shrug:
 
I remember an attempted pick-up line from a movie called Cold Comfort Farm...

"Could you help me with something which has been troubling me lately...do you believe that women have souls?" :wink:
 
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I work in a coffee shop and one of the regular customers (who I couldn't stand in the first place) came in and pointed out that I had something on the back of my sweater. It was a piece of those little clear plastic things that hold tags onto clothes, so you know he was looking damn hard to see it. Anyway, when I went to give him his drink, he whispered that he "would be glad to put his hands up my sweater to get it" for me.
 
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