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Old 04-01-2003, 03:02 AM   #1
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The TAIL of Paul McGuinness

At first I saw the man
and thought him rather bland
normal clothes, too a fan
really no excitement ran...

But to my shock and disbelief
Paul McGuinness was Grade A top choice beef
From his soles to his briefs
to his feathered boas strung like sheets
I knew immediately I was his beetch

Suddenly I became addicted and sad
posting pics of a man and feeling so bad
then I met all of you so pure and so glad
to see that there were others joining this fad
I must confess or I'll be mad
Paul McGuinness is my all time MacDad

Thank you
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the most sexcellent poem ever written

sweet like McGuinness meat
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Old 04-01-2003, 03:14 AM   #3
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Sending things in the mail:

Having developed my crush
and spouting off like a lush
I realize I mustn't force this smut
Paul deserves more with his righteous butt

I know what you're thinking
and believe me I'm sinking
deeper and deeper ever blinking
at that fine piece of tail winking

How can you stand it everyday
living with his sexy aftershave
the aroma eminating in waves
I think I might faint in this Paul haze

So I decided to take action
maybe some face to face interaction
but Paul didn't find satisfaction
in fact I'm in court appealing for retraction
of the restraining order and reaction
through the mail of my local facilitÚ de correction
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Old 04-01-2003, 06:51 PM   #4
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cujo, your title can be master writer of scary paul-poems
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cujo, your title can be master writer of scary paul-poems
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Old 04-02-2003, 12:38 AM   #7
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Hey that's not even original...

This is a happy thread. If you don't have any "man"terial to contribute "Paul"ese leave...
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The Menu:

Glancing at the dishes
my heart yearns and wishes
as it sees the compliment of fishes
but where's my manwich bitches?

No Eno, no Lanois
no pureÚ of Flood fois gras
but here's the main flaw
there isn't any Paul slaw!

I protest this menu
full of guys with bad do's
and not an ounce of tattoo
just plain old U2
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The Menu:

Glancing at the dishes
my heart yearns and wishes
as it sees the compliment of fishes
but where's my manwich bitches?

No Eno, no Lanois
not pureÚ of Flood fois gras
but here's the main flaw
there isn't any Paul slaw!

I protest this menu
full of guys with bad do's
and not an ounce of tattoo
just plain old U2
You are the Emily DICKinson of our generation. Cudo's to Cujo. Cudon'ts to all others who dont love our sexcellent choice in U2 related hotties.
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Beefcake:

Who is the real cock of the walk?
Who is the man who owns the block?
Paul McGuinness...
Can you dig it?

I'm a complicated fan
and no one understands
me but my beefcake
Paul McGuinness
Can you dig it?

That beefcake is one bad mutha
Shut yo mouth
We're just talkin' bout Paul
Can you dig it?
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I can most definitly dig it!!!!!
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A man without Moobs:

There's a star stud
who's my most excellent bud
and he isn't your regular thug
because he hits the scene with a smug

Can you see his man chest
compared to Larry's man breast
Paul is simply the best
moobs are definitely lest
in the war of manness
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with out Paul, Plebans would be Lebans, and nobody likes a Leban.
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i cannot believe this sorry excuse for a thread actually has three stars.
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Old 04-03-2003, 03:56 AM   #20
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i cannot believe this sorry excuse for a thread actually has three stars.
I think someone has star envy, and offset the rating eh?

Or maybe you have Paul envy... sure as hell better than any lame Duran Duran thread

or Platinum Blonde

or various 80's hair bands...

or maybe it's rhyming jealousy...? I made up some interesting words that I have yet to see from other Fic Plebs...

Diction envy, that's what it is...

This thread: 5.5 stars!
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