GrampsMagee
The Fly
THE AMAZING TALE OF GRAMPS MAGEE[/I]
My PLEBAn friends, I should like now to tell you the story of my apey life. It shall be done in flashback form, and somewhat erratically. Please forgive me this as I am but an ape. If you have any remembrances of instances when we met in the past, feel free to post those as well. I apologize in advance for the runon sentences, and promise that many downright spiffy tales of my adventures with U2 are on the way.
I began my apey life humbly enough, in the town of Apeton on Bananaland island. It was a simple but good existence- I had all the bananas I could possibly want, and I had a loving apey family.
The zookeepers changed that all, kidnapping my parents when I was still young and forcing me to take on the responsibilities of raising my two siblings. Strangely enough, one of these siblings is older than I. We shall keep mentions of him to a minimum, as thinking about him makes me only bitter and angry, a bad way for an ape to be, as we all know only too well, for look what happens to apes all over the world each and every day. And so, my brother and sister and I eventually grew up. One day, after they had both left home, I stood and looked at my apey dwelling. I had a fine apey stove on which to make banana stew, a fine apey bathtub in which to soak, and a fine apey barcalounger, which had washed up on shore one day. But something was missing. Do you know what it is, my human reader? No, I suppose you do not, and therefore I must tell you, for knowledge must be shared, is it not the truth? The SEA was missing from my life. I had as of yet not been properly on the water-- oh, my fellow primates, I had been for a swim or two, but I had not yet been in a great craft of the sea, no, no, not yet. But that would all change when the pirates came to Apeton...
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"You might say I'm the 'top banana'!" ~ myself
My PLEBAn friends, I should like now to tell you the story of my apey life. It shall be done in flashback form, and somewhat erratically. Please forgive me this as I am but an ape. If you have any remembrances of instances when we met in the past, feel free to post those as well. I apologize in advance for the runon sentences, and promise that many downright spiffy tales of my adventures with U2 are on the way.
I began my apey life humbly enough, in the town of Apeton on Bananaland island. It was a simple but good existence- I had all the bananas I could possibly want, and I had a loving apey family.
The zookeepers changed that all, kidnapping my parents when I was still young and forcing me to take on the responsibilities of raising my two siblings. Strangely enough, one of these siblings is older than I. We shall keep mentions of him to a minimum, as thinking about him makes me only bitter and angry, a bad way for an ape to be, as we all know only too well, for look what happens to apes all over the world each and every day. And so, my brother and sister and I eventually grew up. One day, after they had both left home, I stood and looked at my apey dwelling. I had a fine apey stove on which to make banana stew, a fine apey bathtub in which to soak, and a fine apey barcalounger, which had washed up on shore one day. But something was missing. Do you know what it is, my human reader? No, I suppose you do not, and therefore I must tell you, for knowledge must be shared, is it not the truth? The SEA was missing from my life. I had as of yet not been properly on the water-- oh, my fellow primates, I had been for a swim or two, but I had not yet been in a great craft of the sea, no, no, not yet. But that would all change when the pirates came to Apeton...
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"You might say I'm the 'top banana'!" ~ myself