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Old 12-18-2001, 04:03 PM   #1
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The ScottPhisto Society!!!

ECHO: I'm not sure what we should do for the ScottPhisto Society. i mean, most of these "meetings" for the lads are pic-fests, but i only have 2 of you and one's a drawing. so we have to find other amusing things to do. I hope Mona gets online soon. Shes always full of ideas.
SCOTTPHISTO: Indeed. We could write more story stuff...Like, the party at either the PLEBA mansion or Scottphisto's place (that could be fun....) I dunno. You could post pics of vimmens for me!!
ECHO: *sigh* No this is for OUR pleasure not yours. Sheesh, just cause the society's named after you doesnt mean you get what YOU want!
SCOTTPHISTO: Well, THAT'S F*CKED. Okay, so...What would give PLEBA pleasure in relation to me? Oh man I just scandalized myself.
ECHO: Okay THIS conversation is going in the first meeting...
SCOTTPHISTO: EEK *Fear* and *intruige*


As Dictator for Life and Pimpstress of the ScottPhisto Society, I hereby call this meeting to order!

As I said, there are only two pictures of ScottPhisto in existence:





So, that out of the way, what shall we do in honor of everyone's favorite Man-Slut?

Mona, as Secretary of Scandalization, your duty is to, er, scandalize.

And Bluey, as the Drunk and Slutty Bridesmaid your duty is to have too many martinis and hit on all the other men.

As for the rest of you...well...The ScottPhisto Vending Machine is right there for y'all. All it takes is sixty-five cents.

Anyone else who wants an official position *snerk* in the ScottPhisto Society, just let me know. I hand out titles like candy. What can I say, I'm a benevolent Dictator. And I look good in black!
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Old 12-18-2001, 04:06 PM   #2
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Mona, as Secretary of Scandalization, your duty is to, er, scandalize.
O man. I don't think I can handle that. I mean it might be really hard. Like...having a position such as this might--

O WAIT. lol

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And Bluey, as the Drunk and Slutty Bridesmaid your duty is to have too many martinis and hit on all the other men.
Gee Echo...Martinis? Flirting? Hmmm...I'm just not sure it's ...me.
Heh, heh, heh.
This from the woman who on Halloween walked up to the bar, dumped a bunch of change on the counter and slurred..."What will thiishh get me?". Lol. My drink was actually free! It totally works!

I love that picture, that is SO coool. I am jealous. So very jealous. Yes.
Echo is the Fly
Scotty is Mackie-Poo
That leaves me...Mirror Ball Man?
Hey...little momma's! I look goood in pants up to my armpits!
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Old 12-18-2001, 05:27 PM   #4
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As I said, there are only two pictures of ScottPhisto in existence
I'm difficult to find and photograph. Like bigfoot.
Quote:

Mona, as Secretary of Scandalization, your duty is to, er, scandalize.


Heh heh....life is gooooooood....

Quote:

And Bluey, as the Drunk and Slutty Bridesmaid your duty is to have too many martinis and hit on all the other men.

Hey, just like my ex-girlfriend!!
No, not Echo...

Quote:

As for the rest of you...well...The ScottPhisto Vending Machine is right there for y'all. All it takes is sixty-five cents.


*Scottphisto hands out a big bag o' nickels*
Have fun ladies!! *giggle*


I LOVE JOO ALL!!!


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****SCANDALOUS THINGS********

1. EM.....my ScottPhisto vending machine needs SERVICING.

2. I saw Bono taking the quarters and just pumping them into......*mind wanders*

3. EAST COAST GRUNT! WEST COAST BUMP N GRIND!!!!!!

4. Fulfilling all my ScottPhisto NEEDS.

O

MY

DAD.

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Old 12-18-2001, 05:38 PM   #6
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****SCANDALOUS THINGS********

1. EM.....my ScottPhisto vending machine needs SERVICING.
WHAT??? WHAT????

MONA NEEDS SERVICING??

*Squeal!!!*

Oh, wait...The MACHINE needs servicing.
DAMN.

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Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!


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Old 12-18-2001, 05:38 PM   #7
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Hey you crazy raunchy kids! Don't make me turn the hose on you!

The JELL-O AND POP-TART FILLING hose!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Defiles Edge...I mean SCOTTPHISTO! Yeah that's it*
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The ScottPhisto Society, eh? Well if Bluey's in, I guess I should be too.

What's my call?

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Old 12-18-2001, 05:43 PM   #9
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The ScottPhisto Society, eh? Well if Bluey's in, I guess I should be too.

What's my call?

Hmm....well, since you're a DrumBum...you can be The ScottPhisto Society's Official Blonde Inspector.

I feel it is only appropriate.

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Old 12-18-2001, 05:46 PM   #10
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Hmm....well, since you're a DrumBum...you can be The ScottPhisto Society's Official Blonde Inspector.

So can I be the brunette/dark haired Inspector??

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Old 12-18-2001, 05:48 PM   #11
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I'm difficult to find and photograph. Like bigfoot.

Well, you know what they say about men with big feet...don't you???

Bona!!!! Hooray!!!! *hugs Bona* Yes, you MUST be the blonde inspector. I almost typed the blind inspector...lol. Hey, if you were the blind blonde inspector you would have to feel your way through an inspection.
Oh. My.
Too many martinis for Bluey....hic!
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Old 12-18-2001, 05:52 PM   #12
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So can I be the brunette/dark haired Inspector??

A RE-ENACTMENT:

ECHO: Hmm...I gotta give Ana a title. But "Brunette Inspector" is boring. Quick! Think of something! Pretend you were a brunette...who would you want to inspect you?
SCOTTPHISTO: Well, EVERYONE.
ECHO: Okay, THAT came out wrong...

Stay tuned...
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Old 12-18-2001, 05:55 PM   #13
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Well, you know what they say about men with big feet...don't you???

Bona!!!! Hooray!!!! *hugs Bona* Yes, you MUST be the blonde inspector. I almost typed the blind inspector...lol. Hey, if you were the blind blonde inspector you would have to feel your way through an inspection.
Oh. My.
Too many martinis for Bluey....hic!
-Bluey

Heh heh....

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Old 12-18-2001, 06:09 PM   #14
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Okay, ScottPhisto wanted a title, so here it is:

ScottPhisto, I dub thee Official Brian Eno Wrangler!

Your job is to keep that sneaky Brian Eno in line, and make sure he doesn't cause any trouble....crashing people's computers and ruining Devo albums and such.
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well as the resident hanger-onner 'round these here parts, I have to say that ScottyP looks a whole helluva LOT like my old boyfriend, Freddie! (hey, *I* didn't name him!)

It's creepy, I tell ya.
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Hey I think I deserve a title in the ScottPhisto society...it should count for something that I was the first person to spell "Scotty" correctly...

I did have a purpose for popping in here, other than Scotty worship...now what was it...hmmmmm...

OH YEAH!!!

Scotty I need you to email me ASAP I have a proposition for you...bwa-ha-ha!!!

My addy is U2thegoalissoul@aol.com

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Old 12-18-2001, 08:43 PM   #17
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Hey I think I deserve a title in the ScottPhisto society...it should count for something that I was the first person to spell "Scotty" correctly...

Congratulations, Fishy, you're now the ScottPhisto Society's Official Spelling Nazi.

I said I handed out the titles like candy....I didn't say it was GOOD candy.

At least you get to wear a cool uniform now.


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Old 12-18-2001, 08:44 PM   #18
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Okay, ScottPhisto wanted a title, so here it is:

ScottPhisto, I dub thee Official Brian Eno Wrangler!

Your job is to keep that sneaky Brian Eno in line, and make sure he doesn't cause any trouble....crashing people's computers and ruining Devo albums and such.
YOU BETTER do a good job with this....otherwise NO MORE JELLO.


Mona "Yes, I have the motor skills of a ham sammich, SO flippin' WHAT?" Hewson (that's me) is *plotting things* BWAAAHAHAHAAA

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Count me in this one lol It should be intresting

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Hey give this to Mona, she likes Bono in a tie and here are two of them, or one and a fake or what is it??



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