The Rules in U2

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--If a man is sexy enough it doesn?t matter what his hair style is.
--Having a hairy, growling Sex God for a friend isn't a bad thing.
--Never get married. This means you're going to die pretty soon.
--Another reason never to get married: you don't know if your spouse is the real thing or just a clone. (You reading, Edge?)
--The person who is the 'leader' is to be respected at all times. No, really. I mean it.
--A low growl, a grunt, a snarl turn on females. Trust me.
--Hair styles fade in and out. Accents do too.
--Hair can grow at alarming rates, but one will never look a day over 25.
--Try to be popular. If you're not, you get thrown to the wayside.
--When in doubt of your actions, blame memory loss. (Ed. note: or wine allergy)
--Saying "I can't do that, gotta go save the universe" is not an excuse for not washing the dishes. (Ed. note -- or Africa)
--The best place to find costume ideas is from Hookers and Drag Queens.
--Every song in the world can be turned into a fanfic if one is dedicated enough.
 
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