The Oracle... and stuff

[OnTheEdge]

Gosh, why am I so amused by the damn thing?! Okay, I have no life. I'm just sitting in front of my computer, playing with the U2.com oracle, having lots of fun. Well, I at first asked where I would be seeing my next U2 concert (cause I want to go to any future Elevations so bad!) and it said "Where the streets have dull names." I thought this was depressing, because I figured that meant streets that I already knew, so I wouldn't be traveling to see them. Then I asked when. It said "When the moon turns red."

I hope not!

So then I'm all mad at it and decide to ask a lighter question. I ask why the light appears to be shining from Adam's crotch. (In the 'summoning the oracle' page!) It says that every book has been read. lmao

Then I ask if I will see any of the further Elevations. It says "Don't expect, suggest." The answer I was looking for! It gave me this answer to a similar question I asked before I amazingly got myself to Salt Lake City. So I'll desregard the previous comments.

Woo, I'm boring. And bored. *sigh* *pouts* *wanders off*

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

"Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness.....
To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[Veranda]

I could never get it to work.

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U2- The Unforgettable Fire still burns!

 

[UV2001]

Originally posted by On The Edge:
Gosh, why am I so amused by the damn thing?! Okay, I have no life. I'm just sitting in front of my computer, playing with the U2.com oracle, having lots of fun. Well, I at first asked where I would be seeing my next U2 concert (cause I want to go to any future Elevations so bad!) and it said "Where the streets have dull names." I thought this was depressing, because I figured that meant streets that I already knew, so I wouldn't be traveling to see them. Then I asked when. It said "When the moon turns red."

I hope not!

So then I'm all mad at it and decide to ask a lighter question. I ask why the light appears to be shining from Adam's crotch. (In the 'summoning the oracle' page!) It says that every book has been read. lmao

Then I ask if I will see any of the further Elevations. It says "Don't expect, suggest." The answer I was looking for! It gave me this answer to a similar question I asked before I amazingly got myself to Salt Lake City. So I'll desregard the previous comments.

Woo, I'm boring. And bored. *sigh* *pouts* *wanders off*

Ive spent about an hour on there amusing myself once. I got really pissed off with it once and started swearing at it and it started saying stuff about Anglo saxon and "I love it when you talk dirty" That kept me entertained for ages lol. I am also sad and have no life

We should start a club

 

[OnTheEdge]

Originally posted by sparkys girl:

*wanders over to the oracle*

you know i'd never noticed that before!! the light is coming out of his crotch!

It always takes forever to summon the oracle... but I don't mind.

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

"Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness.....
To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[elizabeth]

*wanders over to the oracle*

you know i'd never noticed that before!! the light is coming out of his crotch!

wha? i don't see ANYONE's crotch when i go to the oracle...

u2.com right?
oracle right?
where's the crotch??


[This message has been edited by elizabeth (edited 12-15-2001).]

[This message has been edited by elizabeth (edited 12-15-2001).]

 

[elizabeth]

well...i'm not sure how success my visit was.

i asked:
why is adam so sexy?

it replied:
we've got that ring of confidence.


i GUESS it's appropriate!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

My questions to the Oracle:

Q:When will I marry Larry?
A:When the stars fall from the sky
LOL

Q:Will Larry recognize me next time I see him?
A:The future is predictable, the past too uncomfortable.
Hmm ok

Q: Does Larry know about our button obsession on PLEBA?
A:If you just close your eyes you can feel the enemy.
I think that's a yes

Q:Is Larry the sexiest mofo on the planet?
A:Talking about music is like talking about architecture
??? LOL

Q:Why is Bono always elevated?
A:We've got that ring of confidence.

OK enough of that

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Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 12-15-2001).]

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:

Q:Is Larry the sexiest mofo on the planet?
A:Talking about music is like talking about architecture
??? LOL

I think you mean "Talking about music is like dancing about architecture." Elvis Costello said that.

Lordy I do loves me some Elvis Costello.

"It's a death that's worse than fate..."

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

This is it! I've been waiting two hours for this! It's a revolution! Blood runs! Flags wave! Come on everybody, throw down your tools and throw up a barricade! Run into the Winter Palace and stand on the tables waving bits of paper at each other! "Hello, are you the Czar?" "Yes, I am actually." BLAM BLAM! Ha ha! Tough luck, FASCIST! That's what happens to people who aren't working class!

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

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Go l? neach neamhshaolta do dhiosca crua. - May an alien being lick your hard disk.

[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 12-15-2001).]

 

[Foadie]

Q: Is Larry mi numero uno man?
A: I dreamed that I saw Dali with a supermarket trolley.

Um...does this mean that Larry is going to carry me away in a shopping cart? Cause I'd prefer his Harley-but I'll take what I can get I suppose.

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The Proud Owner of the ONLY Cardboard Larry!!!

God Bless America and my city, NYC!

Bono urged, "Hey Lawrence, tell them your drummer joke."
"That's a bit mean, asking a drummer to tell a drummer joke," Larry replied, but he told the joke anyway. "Three guys are sittin' down having a rap and the first guy says, 'I'm a nuclear scientist and I have an IQ of 170'. The second guy says, 'I have an IQ of 140 - I'm a neurosurgeon.' The next guy says, 'I have an IQ of seventy.' The other two guys say . . . [You're a drummer!']."

Hee hee! I love Larry!!!!
And drummers! *oops*

 

[OnTheEdge]

LMAO! I gotta go visit it again soon. Elizabeth, how can you miss Adam's crotch? When it's summoning the Oracle there is a picture of the band, and a pulsing violet light.

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

"Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness.....
To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[OnTheEdge]

I spoke with The Oracle.

Will U2 be continuing thier Elevation tour?
Don't worry everything's just fine.

What's your question?
A dangerous idea that almost makes sense.

How long until my next U2 concert?
I'm here without a name in the palace of my shame.
I think this means my parents will be ashamed of my obsession.

When will my next U2 concert be?
Midnight is where the day begins.

I love you.
*blank*

Where will my next U2 concert be?
Some places are like your auntie.
So not Miami?

Who will go with me to my next U2 concert?
Four jerks and a police escort. (Bono)
This means U2! But maybe it just means that they will be there. Which I knew already.

How much stess will these extended dates cause for me?
Scorch the earth set fire to the sky.

When will I go to Dublin?
Time is a train makes the future the past.

What country will my next U2 concert be in?
Too much is not enough.
Much like the shame thing.

Is playing with you bad for my mental health?
We have to go away and dream it all up again.
This I actually find inspirational. I have to dream up how to get to another U2 concert.

As you can see, I'm a little fixated on my next U2 concert.

I am so sure that they will be touring in summer but I'm not sure that I'll see any of those shows but I want to so bad!!!

We're good friends. Now I just call him 'The'.

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

"Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness.....
To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[sparkys girl]

Originally posted by On The Edge:
I ask why the light appears to be shining from Adam's crotch. (In the 'summoning the oracle' page

*wanders over to the oracle*

you know i'd never noticed that before!! the light is coming out of his crotch!

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sunlight, sunlight fills my room
it's sharp and it's clear
but nothing at all like the moon..."

*+*MaRiA*+*

 

[WildHonee]

MONA: Why is Bono so hot?

ORACLE: We?re one but we?re not the same.

MONA: Em....OK......Why am I so easily scandalized?

ORACLE: I ain?t got nothing, but it?s more than you?ve got.

MONA: WTF? What song is THAT from? Stupid ball......hey, Why is Larry so hot?

ORACLE: Am I bugging you? I didn?t mean to bug you.

MONA: Why does Edge blush all the time?

ORACLE: Do you feel loved?

AND THE MOST FRIGHTENING ONE OF ALL:
MONA: When will Elizabeth get Adam?s pants?

ORACLE: Here comes the car chase.

DEAR GOD. She?ll run him over for his PANTS.

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[WildHonee]

More fun times with the Oracle....

MONA: Where do all of Larry?s buttons go?

ORACLE: A city that never sleeps (unless it wears earplugs)

MONA: O...kay.....Em.....How does Bono stay elevated?

ORACLE: Scorch the earth set fire to the sky.

MONA:....the...devil?.....wtf?

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by WildHonee:


AND THE MOST FRIGHTENING ONE OF ALL:
MONA: When will Elizabeth get Adam?s pants?

ORACLE: Here comes the car chase.

DEAR GOD. She?ll run him over for his PANTS.

OH MY GOD.....

I'm never driving again....

How could I do such a thing? Am I that obsessed? I'm so ashamed of my future self.

but did the oracle say I will actually GET the pants after I run him down? Because if so then that might change things a little...WHAT AM I SAYING??

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by On The Edge:
LMAO! I gotta go visit it again soon. Elizabeth, how can you miss Adam's crotch? When it's summoning the Oracle there is a picture of the band, and a pulsing violet light.

i finally saw it. it's so tiny though! i mean, the picture, the light....didn't mean adam's crotch....oh whatever.

 

[elizabeth]

ok - i asked this:

"when will i get adam's pants?"

it said:

"have another grape."


i think it knows something...that bastard oracle is trying to stall me....
*hissing*

 

[Party Girl_75]

okay, I decided to join in the oracle fun. I asked the following question:

MVD: When will Bono,Edge, Larry or Adam read PLEBA?

Oracle: Here comes the car chase...

LOL!!!

 

[Gina Marie]

I asked it *couldn't resist*

How many times has Bono read the 'Elevated Bono' thread on PLEBA?

Answer-'I'm here without a name in the palace of my shame.'

Well, I guess it would be that palace for him.

 

[Gina Marie]

Asked-'When will I get to touch Larry's man-cleavage?'

Answer-'Don't expect, suggest'.

OK-I'm officially suggesting that I do that to you Larry!

*looks for Larry's 'suggestion box'*

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
I asked it *couldn't resist*

How many times has Bono read the 'Elevated Bono' thread on PLEBA?

Answer-'I'm here without a name in the palace of my shame.'

Well, I guess it would be that palace for him.

i think this one is perfect!
he's here...no name...reading all this stuff...it's a palace....

i guess i really didn't need to explain that, did I?

*coughs*

 

[Echo]

ok - i asked this:
"when will i get adam's pants?"

it said:

"have another grape."


i think it knows something...that bastard oracle is trying to stall me....
*hissing*

MONA: When will Elizabeth get Adam?s pants?

ORACLE: Here comes the car chase.

DEAR GOD. She?ll run him over for his PANTS.


Asked-'When will I get to touch Larry's man-cleavage?'
Answer-'Don't expect, suggest'.

OK-I'm officially suggesting that I do that to you Larry!

*looks for Larry's 'suggestion box'*

ROTFLMAO!!!!


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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

This is it! I've been waiting two hours for this! It's a revolution! Blood runs! Flags wave! Come on everybody, throw down your tools and throw up a barricade! Run into the Winter Palace and stand on the tables waving bits of paper at each other! "Hello, are you the Czar?" "Yes, I am actually." BLAM BLAM! Ha ha! Tough luck, FASCIST! That's what happens to people who aren't working class!

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

Go l? neach neamhshaolta do dhiosca crua. - May an alien being lick your hard disk.

[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 12-16-2001).]

 

[madonna's child]

you guys should email back to u2.com some of your questions/oracle responses.

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Does love light up your Christmas tree?

Happy Holidays!

"And I wear gray underwear." -Bono

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

...if God will send his angels...

 

[WildHonee]

Ooooo looks like we all need to hop in the PLEBAmobile and have a little car chase.

EDGE: *is desperately ringing the sad little bell on his PeeWee Herman bicycle* Em...

BONO: *he and his car are already crashed into some tree somewhere, and he's yelling about rock n roll stopping the traffic?*

ADAM: *is waiting for a hit and run attack by Elizabeth...if you catch my drift*

LARRY: *is somewhere trying to figure out WHEN THE HECK WAS THE LAST TIME he heard someone say 'if you catch my drift'* And he's on his Harley. Wearing leather. Sweating. And he took his shirt off.

OK I feel that's a worthwhile post.

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[madonna's child]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
And he's on his Harley. Wearing leather. Sweating. And he took his shirt off.

THUMP! *falls off chair*

(nobody has used that expression in ages.)


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Does love light up your Christmas tree?

Happy Holidays!

"And I wear gray underwear." -Bono

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

...if God will send his angels...

 

[OnTheEdge]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
Asked-'When will I get to touch Larry's man-cleavage?'

Answer-'Don't expect, suggest'.

OK-I'm officially suggesting that I do that to you Larry!

*looks for Larry's 'suggestion box'*

Where is Larry's suggestion box?
Elvis Presley has now left the building.


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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

"Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness.....
To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[Party Girl_75]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
Ooooo looks like we all need to hop in the PLEBAmobile and have a little car chase.

EDGE: *is desperately ringing the sad little bell on his PeeWee Herman bicycle* Em...

BONO: *he and his car are already crashed into some tree somewhere, and he's yelling about rock n roll stopping the traffic?*

ADAM: *is waiting for a hit and run attack by Elizabeth...if you catch my drift*

LARRY: *is somewhere trying to figure out WHEN THE HECK WAS THE LAST TIME he heard someone say 'if you catch my drift'* And he's on his Harley. Wearing leather. Sweating. And he took his shirt off.

OK I feel that's a worthwhile post.

ROFTLMAO...Poor Edge and his Pee Wee Herman bike..and Bono ranting and raving about rock and roll stopping traffic...classic..

 

[Party Girl_75]

Originally posted by madonna's child:
you guys should email back to u2.com some of your questions/oracle responses.

I wonder what would come about if these responses were e-mailed to u2.com...hmmm...I agree someone has got to e-mail U2.com to see what happens.

[This message has been edited by MissVelvetDress (edited 12-16-2001).]

[This message has been edited by MissVelvetDress (edited 12-16-2001).]

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by On The Edge:
I spoke with The Oracle.

I love you.
*blank*

Sounds like the Oracle is being run by my ex-boyfriends.


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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

This is it! I've been waiting two hours for this! It's a revolution! Blood runs! Flags wave! Come on everybody, throw down your tools and throw up a barricade! Run into the Winter Palace and stand on the tables waving bits of paper at each other! "Hello, are you the Czar?" "Yes, I am actually." BLAM BLAM! Ha ha! Tough luck, FASCIST! That's what happens to people who aren't working class!

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

Go l? neach neamhshaolta do dhiosca crua. - May an alien being lick your hard disk.

[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 12-16-2001).]

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Echo:

Sounds like the Oracle is being run by my ex-boyfriends.

lol aaww that's sad



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.