"So I believe you are in the music business like myself?" Bono eyed Steve from across the dining table a few hours later as they settled down to eat Ali's homemade Lasange with a various choice of vegtables and salad.
"Yeah" Steve replied "Though hardly in the same league. Don't know if I will still be around in thrity years like you.. or is it forty?" he frowned trying to remember, "Oh it doesn't matter its been a long time anyway" he then laughed of.
"Yeah I guess it has" Bono replied with his fixed smile slightly irritated that Steve was making him feel postively ancient
"So do you write your own stuff.. play an instrument of any kind, or is singing cover songs of other people songs your only talent?"
Bono winced slightly as he felt Ali kick his ankle sharply under the table and Jordan who was sitting next to Steve frowned at her dad warningly, but Steve didnt seem to take offense, instead he laughed in amusment
"Actually I can play the guitar a bit.. but my first love is singing.. and I think its a form of flattery that we do cover versions of other people songs, we introduce them to a whole new generation and make them popular again" he pointed out
"I guess that's one way of looking at it" Bono relented reluctantly
"Yeah, I mean I love all sorts of music, and even some of your stuff" Steve went on.
"Oh really, nice to know that" Bono replied
"Hey Mr H I really that love that song you done... Pride in the name of love, maybe we can get get permisson to do a cover version of that.. it would be great" Steve suggested enthuastically
"Yeah sure" Bono's smile was tight then muttered under his breath. "Over my dead body"
Eve sitting on the other side of her father just about caught it, and in an attempt to suppress the laughter threatening to explode let out a snorting noise which she hastily turned into a cough"
"Are you alright dear?" Ali asked in concern, whilst Jordan stared daggers across the table at her younger sister
"Yes Eve manage to reply in an unsteady voice not daring to look up at Steve lest she lose control and laugh in his face
"I think the food just went down the wrong way" she grabbed a glass of iced water and took a gulp
"Well I think I will just go and get dessert" Ali said getting up.
"I think I will help you" Bono quickly put in and got up following close behind her into the kitchen.
"Well he seems like a very nice young man" Ali remarked as she went into the fridge to fetch the ice cream and pineapple flan, "Don't you think?" she looked round at Bono enquringly as she handed him the flan
"You like him?" Bono asked in slight disbelief
"Don't you?" she returned
"He is ok I guess" Bono relented "But did you hear the way Jordan raved on about him touring and being famous, like it was all something new and fascinating to her, how many tours has she been on with me why is it suddenly novel and i such a big deal when he talks about his tours and his music"
"Its probably because he is around her own age group and it is different" Ali replied
"Yeah talking of age, did you hear that remark about me going for so long..forty years!!!.. I mean in am in U2 not the bloody Rolling Stones, he made me feel really old"
"I don't think it was meant as an insult... more of a compliment that you have survived the music business for so long" Ali soothed
"Yeah well he was right on that.. him and his little boy band will probably be broke up this time next year nd he will be a hasbeen" Bono remarked with some satisfaction, then frowned,
"Another thing I find irritating about him is the way he calls me and you Mr and Mrs H, I feel like I am in happy days.. why can't he call me Bono like every one else?"
"I am sure he will if you just say to him" Ali replied
"Yeah and calling Jordan J? what is it with this guy can he not prounce full names, has he some sort of speech disorder that he can only use initials what if he starts calling Eve E-"
"-Bono!" Ali decided to interrupt his sudden tirade feeling she had let him vent enough "Let it go.. and please let us get through the dessert, this icecream is melting" she finished pointedly
"Ok" Bono replied
"And try to be nice or at least civil" Ali hissed as they headed for the door
"I am always nice" Bono replied defensively and to prove it when he entered the dining room again he had his most charming smile on.
"Wait till you taste Ali's pineapple flan its the best" he informed Steve "and she made it for this special occasion of you being here" he was going to be nice if it killed him
"That is very nice of you Mrs H" Steve replied cheerfully and Bono gritted his teeth trying not to cringe at the Mrs H reference.
"Oh Mam, I have just been telling Steve all about our Jordan when she was younger" Eve spoke up as she helped herself generously to some of her mothers pineapple flan "telling him we got loads of stuff of her when she was small on video.. he said he would love to see them"
"Oh really" Ali was delighted "I will have to dig some of the stuff out"
"Yeah" Bono joined in, "She was always so cute on camera"
"Actually you don't have to" Jordan hurriedly put in "I am sure Steve doesn't want to spend a boring evening watching me when I was younger on video" she cringed with embarrasment at the thought.
"Oh I wouldn't find it boring.. I would love it" Steve insisted beaming at her, Jordan forced herself to smile "well if you are sure.. but you don't have to.. really"
"I want to" Steve told her
"Great" Ali said "I am sure I can find some videos of after we finish here, we can watch them later"
"Ok,"Jordan replied half heartedly and glared across the table at Eve silently mouthing "I am so going to get you for this"
"Yeah" Steve replied "Though hardly in the same league. Don't know if I will still be around in thrity years like you.. or is it forty?" he frowned trying to remember, "Oh it doesn't matter its been a long time anyway" he then laughed of.
"Yeah I guess it has" Bono replied with his fixed smile slightly irritated that Steve was making him feel postively ancient
"So do you write your own stuff.. play an instrument of any kind, or is singing cover songs of other people songs your only talent?"
Bono winced slightly as he felt Ali kick his ankle sharply under the table and Jordan who was sitting next to Steve frowned at her dad warningly, but Steve didnt seem to take offense, instead he laughed in amusment
"Actually I can play the guitar a bit.. but my first love is singing.. and I think its a form of flattery that we do cover versions of other people songs, we introduce them to a whole new generation and make them popular again" he pointed out
"I guess that's one way of looking at it" Bono relented reluctantly
"Yeah, I mean I love all sorts of music, and even some of your stuff" Steve went on.
"Oh really, nice to know that" Bono replied
"Hey Mr H I really that love that song you done... Pride in the name of love, maybe we can get get permisson to do a cover version of that.. it would be great" Steve suggested enthuastically
"Yeah sure" Bono's smile was tight then muttered under his breath. "Over my dead body"
Eve sitting on the other side of her father just about caught it, and in an attempt to suppress the laughter threatening to explode let out a snorting noise which she hastily turned into a cough"
"Are you alright dear?" Ali asked in concern, whilst Jordan stared daggers across the table at her younger sister
"Yes Eve manage to reply in an unsteady voice not daring to look up at Steve lest she lose control and laugh in his face
"I think the food just went down the wrong way" she grabbed a glass of iced water and took a gulp
"Well I think I will just go and get dessert" Ali said getting up.
"I think I will help you" Bono quickly put in and got up following close behind her into the kitchen.
"Well he seems like a very nice young man" Ali remarked as she went into the fridge to fetch the ice cream and pineapple flan, "Don't you think?" she looked round at Bono enquringly as she handed him the flan
"You like him?" Bono asked in slight disbelief
"Don't you?" she returned
"He is ok I guess" Bono relented "But did you hear the way Jordan raved on about him touring and being famous, like it was all something new and fascinating to her, how many tours has she been on with me why is it suddenly novel and i such a big deal when he talks about his tours and his music"
"Its probably because he is around her own age group and it is different" Ali replied
"Yeah talking of age, did you hear that remark about me going for so long..forty years!!!.. I mean in am in U2 not the bloody Rolling Stones, he made me feel really old"
"I don't think it was meant as an insult... more of a compliment that you have survived the music business for so long" Ali soothed
"Yeah well he was right on that.. him and his little boy band will probably be broke up this time next year nd he will be a hasbeen" Bono remarked with some satisfaction, then frowned,
"Another thing I find irritating about him is the way he calls me and you Mr and Mrs H, I feel like I am in happy days.. why can't he call me Bono like every one else?"
"I am sure he will if you just say to him" Ali replied
"Yeah and calling Jordan J? what is it with this guy can he not prounce full names, has he some sort of speech disorder that he can only use initials what if he starts calling Eve E-"
"-Bono!" Ali decided to interrupt his sudden tirade feeling she had let him vent enough "Let it go.. and please let us get through the dessert, this icecream is melting" she finished pointedly
"Ok" Bono replied
"And try to be nice or at least civil" Ali hissed as they headed for the door
"I am always nice" Bono replied defensively and to prove it when he entered the dining room again he had his most charming smile on.
"Wait till you taste Ali's pineapple flan its the best" he informed Steve "and she made it for this special occasion of you being here" he was going to be nice if it killed him
"That is very nice of you Mrs H" Steve replied cheerfully and Bono gritted his teeth trying not to cringe at the Mrs H reference.
"Oh Mam, I have just been telling Steve all about our Jordan when she was younger" Eve spoke up as she helped herself generously to some of her mothers pineapple flan "telling him we got loads of stuff of her when she was small on video.. he said he would love to see them"
"Oh really" Ali was delighted "I will have to dig some of the stuff out"
"Yeah" Bono joined in, "She was always so cute on camera"
"Actually you don't have to" Jordan hurriedly put in "I am sure Steve doesn't want to spend a boring evening watching me when I was younger on video" she cringed with embarrasment at the thought.
"Oh I wouldn't find it boring.. I would love it" Steve insisted beaming at her, Jordan forced herself to smile "well if you are sure.. but you don't have to.. really"
"I want to" Steve told her
"Great" Ali said "I am sure I can find some videos of after we finish here, we can watch them later"
"Ok,"Jordan replied half heartedly and glared across the table at Eve silently mouthing "I am so going to get you for this"