The Girl Who Would Eat Bono's Puke

[Bonochick]

Yes...at one point during my freshman year of high school, I became known as "the girl who would eat Bono's puke". Here's how it happened...

I had a teacher who was kinda wacky, and he always made fun of U2, just because I was a fan. When he'd take roll before class and get to my name, there was often a jab at U2 or Bono inserted, just to tease me.

One day, he said something like, "What's so special about Bono? He's just like the rest of us...I mean, he wears clothes...he pukes..ya know!" Everybody laughed, and he said, "You'd probably keep his puke in a jar!"

My reply? "No, I'd just eat his puke right off the ground."

I was being sarcastic, however...nobody picked up on that fact...

Everybody cracked up. My teacher said, "You'd EAT Bono's PUKE?"

"Oh, of course," I replied...obviously with nobody noticing me rolling my eyes or the sarcasm.

Well....at the end of the day, my best friend ran up to me and said, "What did you tell Mr. Thorne?!!!!"

I said, "What?" She said, "He's telling all of his classes about a girl who said she'd eat Bono's puke! He wouldn't say your name, but everybody knows you're the only person who likes Bono!"

Whoops...*lol*

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[Phuzzie_the_camera_girl]

OMD! that's soo funny!

<----------known as "the raving lunatic who changes hair styles every month and is obsessed over U2" at her school

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[moon_is_playing_tricks]

Oh man, that's funny....

I have students who aren't in my class come in just to see my U2 collection on the wall behind my desk. They ask me things like, "so uh, you like U2?" Well, duh.

I have a No Parking - U2 Fans Only sign hanging on the wall behind my desk. If that isn't any indication that I'm a U2 nut, I don't know what is.

My boyfriend told me once, "U2 could sh*t in a bucket on stage and you'd still go see them." Yep. Sure would.

LOL!

Moonie

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[Echo]

So this is what happens when Mona and I stop writing scripts.

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[Bonochick]

Originally posted by Echo:
So this is what happens when Mona and I stop writing scripts.

What do you mean?


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[Echo]

Originally posted by Bonochick:
What do you mean?

I mean that PLEBA is metamorphosing again. First it was simply a place to drool over hot pics...then it was a breeding *snerk* ground for inside jokes, scripts, and elevated pics....now its a forum for people to discuss hairy arses, vomit, and "going backstage."

It's not a complaint. I know I am in no postion to complain about "what PLEBA has become." It's just an observation.

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[Bonochick]

Originally posted by Echo:
I mean that PLEBA is metamorphosing again. First it was simply a place to drool over hot pics...then it was a breeding *snerk* ground for inside jokes, scripts, and elevated pics....now its a forum for people to discuss hairy arses, vomit, and "going backstage."

It's not a complaint. I know I am in no postion to complain about "what PLEBA has become." It's just an observation.

Whoa, whoa, WHOA, girl...

I tried to do the pic posting PLEBA again, but there were too many gals here who preferred other things.

Instead of fighting it, I decided to try to mingle amongst the PLEBA gals and go along with things.

So..."what do you want"?? Tell me.




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[Bonochick]

One more thing, Echo...

Whether or not you and Mona write scripts has no effect on what I post.

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[This message has been edited by Bonochick (edited 12-30-2001).]

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by Bonochick:
Whoa, whoa, WHOA, girl...

I tried to do the pic posting PLEBA again, but there were too many gals here who preferred other things.

Instead of fighting it, I decided to try to mingle amongst the PLEBA gals and go along with things.

So..."what do you want"?? Tell me.

Hey, did I stop posting?

I'm still here...mingling...



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It's too nice a day to be stupid indoors!" - Ren Hoek

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[Bonochick]

Originally posted by Echo:
Hey, did I stop posting?

I never said that you did.

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[Salome]

Originally posted by Echo:
It's not a complaint. I know I am in no postion to complain about "what PLEBA has become." It's just an observation.

if you want to swap observations some time than please tell me

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[SweetOnU2]

Originally posted by Echo:
So this is what happens when Mona and I stop writing scripts.

This is a BIG....

OOOOHHHH DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!



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[SweetOnU2]

BTW- BonoChick LMAO! GROSS .. Bono's puke! eeewww! Ahahahaha!!


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[sparkys girl]

that is an interesting,(though kinda gross)story Bonochick

your classmates & prof seem like jerks to me. rant& rave all you want about them here!

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[Echo]

Originally posted by Salome:
if you want to swap observations some time than please tell me

Oh, even I know better than that.


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It's too nice a day to be stupid indoors!" - Ren Hoek

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[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 12-30-2001).]

 

[Bonochick]

Hey, Echo, really now...

I don't see anything wrong with this thread...it's no worse or better (depending on preference) than other threads here.

So...what's the problem?


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[This message has been edited by Bonochick (edited 12-30-2001).]

 

[Echo]

I think you misinterpreted me. What I meant by my previous post was, there's no way I'm gonna mess with Salome 'cause he'll kick my arse.

I'm not trying to argue with you; this thread is indeed a thread like any other. There have been worse. Hell, I may have started a worse one myself. I guess its my fault for making an funny off-handed observation that could easily be taken as a loaded statement.

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

Hell hath no fury like the vast robot army of a woman scorned.

"Now you stop all this naked foolishness and go outside!
It's too nice a day to be stupid indoors!" - Ren Hoek

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

 

[Bonochick]

Originally posted by Echo:
I think you misinterpreted me. What I meant by my previous post was, there's no way I'm gonna mess with Salome 'cause he'll kick my arse.

I'm not trying to argue with you; this thread is indeed a thread like any other. There have been worse. Hell, I may have started a worse one myself. I guess its my fault for making an funny off-handed observation that could easily be taken as a loaded statement.

Oh, I understood the part about Salome...that was plain as day. I wasn't referring to that.

As for your "funny off-hand observation"...it didn't seem funny by your explanation.

Unless you are referring to another defintion of "funny"...I may be inclined to agree then.




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[WildHonee]

Eek!

I think what Echo meant was that we haven't had a script out in a long time and usually they take up a bit of time for ppl to read and understandably ppl like them and they're quite popular (not to be snobbish or anything)

and I think it was just sarcasm in a nice way, like a "o what has the world come to?!" kinda thing.

P.S. BTW I don't have an official title at school. But you'll hear voices following me saying "BONO'S GAY!!" So...

Nothing bad, though.

I got it.

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[Bonochick]

ATTN: Sicy or another mod:

I would appreciate if this thread was closed, as nobody seems to enjoy the humor in it.

That's what I get for trying to have a laugh, I suppose!

I'm sorry if puke grossed people out. Maybe I'll just go talk about a 41 year old man's erections instead.


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