I like to call Echo's PLEBA glossary the Frictionary. To go along with the Frottage Cottage, of course.
Anyway....I check the Frictionary every so often, and OBSERVE, ppl, how I have become a charicature of myself by monopolizing the glossary. And I can't spell, either:
*snorts* Most people spray coffee all over their screen when they read something funny.
But, always one to upstage, Mona is forever laughing so hard at scandalous posts, she *snorts (insert food/drink here) into her brain*
Baste What Mona wants to do to ScottPhisto....and Bono......and Larry Mullen Jr.
Bon Jovi Soap Caddy A conversation between Echo and Mona resulted in a brainstroming session for Bon Jovi merchandise.
ANNOUNCER: Now! For a limited time! You too (get it?) can own the Bon Jovi Soap Caddy!
The Bon Jovi footie pajamas!
The Bon Jovi toothbrush!
The Bon Jovi talking wristwatch!
The Bon Jovi wrapping paper!
The Bon Jovi rock tumbler!
Bono's Suggestive Noises An ongoing discussion of various sexy noises and provacative lyrics that Bono provides us with on a near constant basis. Examples include:
-The moaning in "Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me."
-The whispered "I wanna suck you" in "If You Wear That Velvet Dress."
-The last five seconds of "Big Girls Are Best."
Mona came up with the first list, and various PLEBAcites have contributed lyrics and created actual WAV file "remixes" of Bono's frequent panting and growling.
Cranberry sauce Only the canned kind, with the little ridges, is allowed.
Hot Slice o' Piety Mona was subjected to a lecture on the importance of Piety.
Being Mona, she responded, "Hey, Bono's holy! He's one hot slice o' piety!"
Defile What PLEBA girls want to do to one (or more!) of the lads.
Hot pockets Something Edge has.
Not only are Edge's jeans quite bedazzled as of late, he often has things sewn on the back pockets (for example, an American flag patch). This practice is not uncommon but in Edge's case serves only to draw attention to his fabulous hindquarters.
Screw Edge likes to do it.
As in, with a power drill! What are you people, sick or something?
Read the scripts for more information.
Now I'm starvin' What Mona says whenever anyone mentions food.
Or the incredible edible Edge.
Don't ask.
Recockulous Absurd.
Just look at it for a second if you don't get it.
And I just love this one:
Oblivion The second page. Where all good PLEBA threads go to die.
I advise you all to check out the glossary every few days. It CHANGES!! It's cool to see how PLEBA is becoming a culture with its own language and customs! lol
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165
Echo is my hero. Just like Enrique Iglesias....except I dont' think she has a scary mole on her face that moves and mutates and changes color....
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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege, capable of scandalizing ScottPhisto with AngelinaLips....
97% compatible with Bono
Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy
Love me, give me soul.
The PLEBA Mansion, where the play's the thing...
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/plebamansion
For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono! ~Echo~
Anyway....I check the Frictionary every so often, and OBSERVE, ppl, how I have become a charicature of myself by monopolizing the glossary. And I can't spell, either:
*snorts* Most people spray coffee all over their screen when they read something funny.
But, always one to upstage, Mona is forever laughing so hard at scandalous posts, she *snorts (insert food/drink here) into her brain*
Baste What Mona wants to do to ScottPhisto....and Bono......and Larry Mullen Jr.
Bon Jovi Soap Caddy A conversation between Echo and Mona resulted in a brainstroming session for Bon Jovi merchandise.
ANNOUNCER: Now! For a limited time! You too (get it?) can own the Bon Jovi Soap Caddy!
The Bon Jovi footie pajamas!
The Bon Jovi toothbrush!
The Bon Jovi talking wristwatch!
The Bon Jovi wrapping paper!
The Bon Jovi rock tumbler!
Bono's Suggestive Noises An ongoing discussion of various sexy noises and provacative lyrics that Bono provides us with on a near constant basis. Examples include:
-The moaning in "Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me."
-The whispered "I wanna suck you" in "If You Wear That Velvet Dress."
-The last five seconds of "Big Girls Are Best."
Mona came up with the first list, and various PLEBAcites have contributed lyrics and created actual WAV file "remixes" of Bono's frequent panting and growling.
Cranberry sauce Only the canned kind, with the little ridges, is allowed.
Hot Slice o' Piety Mona was subjected to a lecture on the importance of Piety.
Being Mona, she responded, "Hey, Bono's holy! He's one hot slice o' piety!"
Defile What PLEBA girls want to do to one (or more!) of the lads.
Hot pockets Something Edge has.
Not only are Edge's jeans quite bedazzled as of late, he often has things sewn on the back pockets (for example, an American flag patch). This practice is not uncommon but in Edge's case serves only to draw attention to his fabulous hindquarters.
Screw Edge likes to do it.
As in, with a power drill! What are you people, sick or something?
Read the scripts for more information.
Now I'm starvin' What Mona says whenever anyone mentions food.
Or the incredible edible Edge.
Don't ask.
Recockulous Absurd.
Just look at it for a second if you don't get it.
And I just love this one:
Oblivion The second page. Where all good PLEBA threads go to die.
I advise you all to check out the glossary every few days. It CHANGES!! It's cool to see how PLEBA is becoming a culture with its own language and customs! lol
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165
Echo is my hero. Just like Enrique Iglesias....except I dont' think she has a scary mole on her face that moves and mutates and changes color....
------------------
~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege, capable of scandalizing ScottPhisto with AngelinaLips....
97% compatible with Bono
Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy
Love me, give me soul.
The PLEBA Mansion, where the play's the thing...
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/plebamansion
For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono! ~Echo~
