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Old 12-07-2001, 05:33 PM   #1
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The Bono Challenge

Echo originally posted this, but methinks it deserves its own thread. Anyone brave enough to take THE BONO CHALLENGE?

This was found on a Yahoo group called the Million Dollar Fantasy Club.


THE OFFICIAL BONO SEX SURVEY


1. The best Bono sex would occur during which Bono era/character?

A) Early Bono (I.E. Mini Bono)...Inexperienced but spunky
B) Rattle -&- Hum Bono...Very high-waisted pants: is that a good or bad thing when it comes to *lovin*?
C) Zoo TV Bono...this includes both The Fly (ahhh TIGHT VINYL PANTS) and Mr. MacPhisto (mmmm mmmm good)
D) 90s - Present Bono... this includes Pop Mart Bono (AHHHHH *TIGHT* PANTS) to the most recent Bono (think Propaganda picture).

2. The best Bono sex would occur at which location?

A) Bonoís bed- just make sure Ali is busying herself somewhere else in the house.
B) The Clarence Hotel... he owns the damn place, youíd get treated right!
C) Backstage... hahaha watch out- Adam might be watching!
D) Somewhere in Copenhagen.

3. (Courtesy of Julia) Which food product would be best to lick off of Bonos.... ummmmm lets just say "bono".

A) Whipped Cream
B) Chocolate Syrup
C) Cherries
D) Goldfish crackers

4. Which condition would be best to find Bono in in order to be able to seduce him most easily?

A) Drunk as a Skunk
B) Tipsy
C) Sober but lost in a strange city
D) Drunk and lost in a strange city

5. What is the best Bono pick up line?

A) Whatís cookin' good lookin'??
B) Can I pet your knee??
C) Those tights are skin tight baby... might as well go naked... hey thatís a good idea!
D) So... did you know I got a U2K sign on television?

6. What is your "Bono Scenario"?? This one is a short answer... and donít act like you donít know what I mean! When you think about him during math class what are ya thinkiní??

7. How much would you be willing to pay for a night w/ Bono?

A) Your parents entire life savings.
B) Your parents life savings and car(s).
C) Your parents life savings, car(s) and home.
D) Your parents.

8. Bono is...

A) A damn fine sexy man.
B) God.
C) The greatest example of the human species ever created.
D) All of the above and then some.

9. Have you seen the naked pictures of Bonoís arse?

Yes / No

10. Was your Bono admiration at all affected by the paleness of that Irish arse?

Yes / No / HELL NO

11. Lets say nude *frontal* pics of Bono have been leaked to Playgirl. Would you get an adult to buy you the issue even though that magazine is for some reason 100 times worse as Playboy?

Yes / No / Ummmm....

12. Have you planned out ways to make Bono's clothing skimpier in order to make the world a more beautiful place? (I.E. you plan on breaking into his home while he's not there and cutting the top 5 buttons off of all his shirts)

Yes / No

13. Have you been monitoring the increasing tightness factor of Bonoís pants over the last 3 U2 tours?

Yes / No / Umm I have a *life*

14. By your calculations does it seem Bono will have to go pantless this tour in order to top the tightness of the Pop Mart pants?

Yes / No / What???

18. The Edge is...

A) Sexier than Bono
B) Cuddle-rific
C) A way to get to Bono
D) A good prospect for a threesome.

16. Bonoís chest is...

A) I suppose nice...
B) Buff
C) MINE

17. How many pictures of Bono do you have on your computer?

A) 0 - 20
B) 21 - 50
C) 51- 75
D) 76 - 1,000

18. OK, Last Question: Have you estimated the size of Bono's willy???

A) You be da freak: of course not!
B) Hahahaha not seriously
C) Kinda
D) If you pay any attention in Pop Mart at all you donít need to estimate!



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Old 12-07-2001, 05:46 PM   #2
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I have 2 comments first: No fair lumping Pop Bono with the current one, the current one is so hot and beautiful with his luscious black hair and his leather and Pop Bono turned me off with his shaved head and muscle shirt, so he would be last on my list of eras while the current one would rate high. No, the tight Pop pants don't help, he looked so ugly to me otherwise. If I want tight pants I will take the Fly pants YOW!!
Or the Live Aid pants or Rattle and Hum YUM!

I would take him sober and lost in a strange city. I could not take him in his and Ali's bed I would feel so guilty and so would he!

To answer the computer one, I now have over 900 pics of Bono on my webpage and over 1200 on my hard drive!

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Oh, now THIS is just My type of thread! As soon as i get the time...I wanna really think about my answers,lol!

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THE OFFICIAL BONO SEX SURVEY

1. The best Bono sex would occur during which Bono era/character?

C) Zoo TV Bono...this includes both The Fly (ahhh TIGHT VINYL PANTS) and Mr. MacPhisto (mmmm mmmm good)

2. The best Bono sex would occur at which location?

A) Bonoís bed- just make sure Ali is busying herself somewhere else in the house.


3. (Courtesy of Julia) Which food product would be best to lick off of Bonos.... ummmmm lets just say "bono".

A) Whipped Cream

4. Which condition would be best to find Bono in in order to be able to seduce him most easily?

B) Tipsy

5. What is the best Bono pick up line?
B) Can I pet your knee?? he can pet me anywhere

6. What is your "Bono Scenario"?? there is so many...

7. How much would you be willing to pay for a night w/ Bono?

D) Your parents.

8. Bono is...

A) A damn fine sexy man.
B) God.
C) The greatest example of the human species ever created.
-&gt; D) All of the above and then some.

9. Have you seen the naked pictures of Bonoís arse?

Yes

10. Was your Bono admiration at all affected by the paleness of that Irish arse?

HELL NO

11. Lets say nude *frontal* pics of Bono have been leaked to Playgirl. Would you get an adult to buy you the issue even though that magazine is for some reason 100 times worse as Playboy?

Yes, though i'd buy it myself

12. Have you planned out ways to make Bono's clothing skimpier in order to make the world a more beautiful place? (I.E. you plan on breaking into his home while he's not there and cutting the top 5 buttons off of all his shirts)

Yes. i think bootins should be outlawed in dublin.

13. Have you been monitoring the increasing tightness factor of Bonoís pants over the last 3 U2 tours?

Yes

14. By your calculations does it seem Bono will have to go pantless this tour in order to top the tightness of the Pop Mart pants?

Yes

18. The Edge is...

B) Cuddle-rific


16. Bonoís chest is...

C) MINE

17. How many pictures of Bono do you have on your computer?

B) 21 - 50


18. OK, Last Question: Have you estimated the size of Bono's willy???

D) If you pay any attention in Pop Mart at all you donít need to estimate!



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GREAT QUIZ!!!!


THE OFFICIAL BONO SEX SURVEY

1. The best Bono sex would occur during which Bono era/character?
C) Zoo TV Bono...this includes both The Fly (ahhh TIGHT VINYL PANTS) and Mr. MacPhisto (mmmm mmmm good)

2. The best Bono sex would occur at which location?
D) Somewhere in Copenhagen.

3. (Courtesy of Julia) Which food product would be best to lick off of Bonos.... ummmmm lets just say "bono".
B) Chocolate Syrup (Mmmmmmmm.....)

4. Which condition would be best to find Bono in in order to be able to seduce him most easily?
C) Sober but lost in a strange city

5. What is the best Bono pick up line?
B) Can I pet your knee?? (LOL!!! I LOVE IT!!!)

6. What is your "Bono Scenario"?? This one is a short answer... and donít act like you donít know what I mean! When you think about him during math class what are ya thinkiní??
There are so many, I can't even count........

7. How much would you be willing to pay for a night w/ Bono?
D) Your parents.

8. Bono is...
D) All of the above and then some.

9. Have you seen the naked pictures of Bonoís arse?
Yes I have!

10. Was your Bono admiration at all affected by the paleness of that Irish arse?
HELL NO

11. Lets say nude *frontal* pics of Bono have been leaked to Playgirl. Would you get an adult to buy you the issue even though that magazine is for some reason 100 times worse as Playboy?
Well.... I am old enough to buy it myself... and yes I would!

12. Have you planned out ways to make Bono's clothing skimpier in order to make the world a more beautiful place? (I.E. you plan on breaking into his home while he's not there and cutting the top 5 buttons off of all his shirts)
I have thought of breaking into his house, but not the button thing.... I think Larry already has that covered.

13. Have you been monitoring the increasing tightness factor of Bonoís pants over the last 3 U2 tours?
Yes

14. By your calculations does it seem Bono will have to go pantless this tour in order to top the tightness of the Pop Mart pants?
Yes

18. The Edge is...
B) Cuddle-rific


16. Bonoís chest is...
C) MINE

17. How many pictures of Bono do you have on your computer?
D) 76 - 1,000 (actually over 1000)

18. OK, Last Question: Have you estimated the size of Bono's willy???
D) If you pay any attention in Pop Mart at all you donít need to estimate!




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6. What is your "Bono Scenario"?? This one is a short answer... and donít act like you donít know what I mean! When you think about him during math class what are ya thinkiní??
There are so many, I can't even count........
Cop outs!!! *sulks* .......... no, I'm not sharing either.


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Cop outs!!! *sulks* .......... no, I'm not sharing either.

Ya..... I know.


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THE OFFICIAL BONO SEX SURVEY

1. The best Bono sex would occur during which Bono era/character?

A) Early Bono (I.E. Mini Bono)...Inexperienced but spunky
B) Rattle -&- Hum Bono...Very high-waisted pants: is that a good or bad thing when it comes to *lovin*?
C) Zoo TV Bono...this includes both The Fly (ahhh TIGHT VINYL PANTS) and Mr. MacPhisto (mmmm mmmm good)
D) 90s - Present Bono... this includes Pop Mart Bono (AHHHHH *TIGHT* PANTS) to the most recent Bono (think Propaganda picture).

2. The best Bono sex would occur at which location?

A) Bonoís bed- just make sure Ali is busying herself somewhere else in the house.
B) The Clarence Hotel... he owns the damn place, youíd get treated right!
C) Backstage... hahaha watch out- Adam might be watching!
D) Somewhere in Copenhagen.

3. (Courtesy of Julia) Which food product would be best to lick off of Bonos.... ummmmm lets just say "bono".

A) Whipped Cream
B) Chocolate Syrup
C) Cherries
D) Goldfish crackers

4. Which condition would be best to find Bono in in order to be able to seduce him most easily?

A) Drunk as a Skunk
B) Tipsy
C) Sober but lost in a strange city
D) Drunk and lost in a strange city

5. What is the best Bono pick up line?

A) Whatís cookin' good lookin'??
B) Can I pet your knee??
C) Those tights are skin tight baby... might as well go naked... hey thatís a good idea!
D) So... did you know I got a U2K sign on television?

6. What is your "Bono Scenario"?? This one is a short answer... and donít act like you donít know what I mean! When you think about him during math class what are ya thinkiní??
Lickin' that whipped cream off the "bono"..mmmmm...*drools*

7. How much would you be willing to pay for a night w/ Bono?

A) Your parents entire life savings.
B) Your parents life savings and car(s).
C) Your parents life savings, car(s) and home.
D) Your parents. Without a doubt.

8. Bono is...

A) A damn fine sexy man.
B) God.
C) The greatest example of the human species ever created.
D) All of the above and then some. Hard choice....ohhhh, dirty Bono thoughts!

9. Have you seen the naked pictures of Bonoís arse?

Yes/ No

10. Was your Bono admiration at all affected by the paleness of that Irish arse?

Yes / No / a very emphatic HELL NO

11. Lets say nude *frontal* pics of Bono have been leaked to Playgirl. Would you get an adult to buy you the issue even though that magazine is for some reason 100 times worse as Playboy?

I would buy it myself!

12. Have you planned out ways to make Bono's clothing skimpier in order to make the world a more beautiful place? (I.E. you plan on breaking into his home while he's not there and cutting the top 5 buttons off of all his shirts)

Yes / Not yet....

13. Have you been monitoring the increasing tightness factor of Bonoís pants over the last 3 U2 tours?

Yes!!!!!! / No / Umm I have a *life*

14. By your calculations does it seem Bono will have to go pantless this tour in order to top the tightness of the Pop Mart pants?

OMG How WONDERFUL WOULD THAT BE????

18. The Edge is...

A) Sexier than Bono
B) Cuddle-rific
C) A way to get to Bono
D) A good prospect for a threesome.

16. Bonoís chest is...

A) I suppose nice...
B) Buff
C) MINE

17. How many pictures of Bono do you have on your computer?

A) 0 - 20
B) 21 - 50
C) 51- 75, but this will only be for a short time thanks to PLEBA
D) 76 - 1,000

18. OK, Last Question: Have you estimated the size of Bono's willy???

A) You be da freak: of course not!
B) Hahahaha not seriously
C) Kinda
D) If you pay any attention in Pop Mart at all you donít need to estimate!
E) Elevation thread seems to have revealed that!

Hmmmm *off to think dirty thoughts about all the band members*


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BONO: Or push it.
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1. The best Bono sex would occur during which Bono era/character?

C) Zoo TV Bono...this includes both The Fly (ahhh TIGHT VINYL PANTS) and Mr. MacPhisto (mmmm mmmm good)

2. The best Bono sex would occur at which location?

C) Backstage... hahaha watch out- Adam might be watching! LOL

3. (Courtesy of Julia) Which food product would be best to lick off of Bonos.... ummmmm lets just say "bono".

B) Chocolate Syrup

4. Which condition would be best to find Bono in in order to be able to seduce him most easily?

C) Sober but lost in a strange city... anyway he can't resist me! LOL

5. What is the best Bono pick up line?

C) Those tights are skin tight baby... might as well go naked... hey thatís a good idea!

6. What is your "Bono Scenario"?? This one is a short answer... and donít act like you donít know what I mean! When you think about him during math class what are ya thinkiní??

I'm thinking about ripping off his clothes, if he wants me too of course... LOL

7. How much would you be willing to pay for a night w/ Bono?

D) Your parents. LOL! but that's not true!

8. Bono is...

B) God Sex Instructor. *LOL, me tired maybe..*

9. Have you seen the naked pictures of Bonoís arse?

No

10. Was your Bono admiration at all affected by the paleness of that Irish arse?

No... nice muscled buns! I can tell...

11. Lets say nude *frontal* pics of Bono have been leaked to Playgirl. Would you get an adult to buy you the issue even though that magazine is for some reason 100 times worse as Playboy?

Ummmm....

12. Have you planned out ways to make Bono's clothing skimpier in order to make the world a more beautiful place? (I.E. you plan on breaking into his home while he's not there and cutting the top 5 buttons off of all his shirts)

LOL

13. Have you been monitoring the increasing tightness factor of Bonoís pants over the last 3 U2 tours?

Umm

14. By your calculations does it seem Bono will have to go pantless this tour in order to top the tightness of the Pop Mart pants?

anything... I have an IR vision anyway

18. The Edge is...

C) A way to get to Bono
D) Larry would definately be A good prospect for a threesome.

16. Bonoís chest is...

C) MINE

17. How many pictures of Bono do you have on your computer?

A) 0 - 20 I leave them where they belong, but I have one hell of a wallpaper...

18. OK, Last Question: Have you estimated the size of Bono's willy???

B) Hahahaha not seriously, still waiting to feel Bono's real thing... LOL



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C'mon please spill the Bono fantasies!!!! I'll start, though I just posted a mini one in response to the survey...

1) Lickin that whipped cream off the "bono"
2) Being in that hottub with him...then proceeding to #1
3) hmmm...should I reveal more? okay...slow stripping before proceeding to #2, then #1
4) some really sexy snogging, then #3, then #2, then #1

Okay, ladies, spill!

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Oh Lawd, here we go...are you SURE *you* didn't write this survey, Mona???

1. The best Bono sex would occur during which Bono era/character?

C) Zoo TV Bono...this includes both The Fly (ahhh TIGHT VINYL PANTS) and Mr. MacPhisto (mmmm mmmm good) ONE HOT LEATHER WRAPPED TAMALE!

2. The best Bono sex would occur at which location?

B) The Clarence Hotel... he owns the damn place, youíd get treated right! YEAH BABYÖI've read about the spa and masseuse and allÖ

3. Which food product would be best to lick off of Bonos.... ummmmm lets just say "bono".

A) Whipped Cream
B) Chocolate Syrup

4. Which condition would be best to find Bono in in order to be able to seduce him most easily?

D) Drunk and lost in a strange cityÖI heard he does that a lot, it would be like candy from a baby...an Achtung baby!

5. What is the best Bono pick up line?

E) if I pretend to be a waitress, will you kidnap me and take me to the beach to go swimming with you???

6. What is your "Bono Scenario"?? This one is a short answer... and donít act like you donít know what I mean! ME. BONO. A ROOM. SOMEWHERE. ANYWHERE. GAVIN MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND.

7. How much would you be willing to pay for a night w/ Bono?

A) Your parents entire life savings. YES
B) Your parents life savings and car(s). YES
C) Your parents life savings, car(s) and home. YES
D) Your parents. OH YES.

8. Bono is...SOMEWHERE BETWEEN:

A) A damn fine sexy man.
C) The greatest example of the human species ever created.

9. Have you seen the naked pictures of Bonoís arse? YES

10. Was your Bono admiration at all affected by the paleness of that Irish arse? NO, but it scared me.

11. Lets say nude *frontal* pics of Bono have been leaked to Playgirl. Would you get an adult to buy you the issue even though that magazine is for some reason 100 times worse as Playboy? YEAH, ME. Plus, I would hope there was an article to go along with the picture.

12. Have you planned out ways to make Bono's clothing skimpier in order to make the world a more beautiful place? (I.E. you plan on breaking into his home while he's not there and cutting the top 5 buttons off of all his shirts)

YES. I'd also plan a "break in and defile" as well.

13. Have you been monitoring the increasing tightness factor of Bonoís pants over the last 3 U2 tours? HOW CAN YOU NOT? I mean it IS seven pounds.

14. By your calculations does it seem Bono will have to go pantless this tour in order to top the tightness of the Pop Mart pants? CAN YOU SAY ELEVATION?

18. The Edge is...

B) Cuddle-rific!!!! and Snoggerific!
C) A way to get to Bono (well, since he's close by)

16. Bonoís chest is...

D) One massive fur farm

17. How many pictures of Bono do you have on your computer?

D) 76 - 1,000 ...at least!

18. OK, Last Question: Have you estimated the size of Bono's willy???

A) You be da freak: of course not! Um...well, maybe...er, sometimes...okay! okay! ALL the flippin time! Actually I think of comparing it to the benchmark: Adam's, of course. And I REALLY wonder what those two women meant when they said "Look at the size of it."

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3. (Courtesy of Julia) Which food product would be best to lick off of Bonos.... ummmmm lets just say "bono".

A) Whipped Cream
B) Chocolate Syrup
C) Cherries
D) Goldfish crackers

IRISH CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


7. How much would you be willing to pay for a night w/ Bono?

(In the voice of the pets.com sock puppet):

Three dol.. FOUR dollllleerrrrrrzz!

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THE OFFICIAL BONO SEX SURVEY


1. The best Bono sex would occur during which Bono era/character?

A) Early Bono (I.E. Mini Bono)...Inexperienced but spunky
B) Rattle -&- Hum Bono...Very high-waisted pants: is that a good or bad thing when it comes to *lovin*?
C) Zoo TV Bono...this includes both The Fly (ahhh TIGHT VINYL PANTS) and Mr. MacPhisto (mmmm mmmm good) He was HOT here-but I did like R&H too...
D) 90s - Present Bono... this includes Pop Mart Bono (AHHHHH *TIGHT* PANTS) to the most recent Bono (think Propaganda picture).

2. The best Bono sex would occur at which location?

A) Bonoís bed- just make sure Ali is busying herself somewhere else in the house.
B) The Clarence Hotel... he owns the damn place, youíd get treated right! What a fantasy!!
C) Backstage... hahaha watch out- Adam might be watching!
D) Somewhere in Copenhagen.

3. (Courtesy of Julia) Which food product would be best to lick off of Bonos.... ummmmm lets just say "bono".

A) Whipped Cream
B) Chocolate Syrup
C) Cherries
D) Goldfish crackers

4. Which condition would be best to find Bono in in order to be able to seduce him most easily?

A) Drunk as a Skunk
B) Tipsy
C) Sober but lost in a strange city
D) Drunk and lost in a strange city-prob. the only way I could ever get him

5. What is the best Bono pick up line?

A) Whatís cookin' good lookin'??
B) Can I pet your knee?? He could ANY DAY!! And I really like that.
C) Those tights are skin tight baby... might as well go naked... hey thatís a good idea!
D) So... did you know I got a U2K sign on television?

6. What is your "Bono Scenario"?? This one is a short answer... and donít act like you donít know what I mean! When you think about him during math class what are ya thinkiní??-ah, math class? ages ago - hmmm, him in those tight leather pants and a red t-shirt, us on a deserted island, he's not married.... I run my fingers through that hair... etc, etc...

7. How much would you be willing to pay for a night w/ Bono?

A) Your parents entire life savings.
B) Your parents life savings and car(s).
C) Your parents life savings, car(s) and home.
D) Your parents. just kidding!

8. Bono is...

A) A damn fine sexy man.
-not God to me-but sure sexy!!
B) God.
C) The greatest example of the human species ever created.
D) All of the above and then some.

9. Have you seen the naked pictures of Bonoís arse?

Yes
/ No - and I'm still traumatized

10. Was your Bono admiration at all affected by the paleness of that Irish arse?

Yes / No / HELL NO-I've seen enough 'pale Irish arses' that I wasn't surprised

11. Lets say nude *frontal* pics of Bono have been leaked to Playgirl. Would you get an adult to buy you the issue even though that magazine is for some reason 100 times worse as Playboy?

Yes / No / Ummmm.... could buy it for myself-and NO-I'm not buying it for you young uns -but no-I really wouldn't want to see-fantasies are much better

12. Have you planned out ways to make Bono's clothing skimpier in order to make the world a more beautiful place? (I.E. you plan on breaking into his home while he's not there and cutting the top 5 buttons off of all his shirts)

Yes / No- two words-TIGHT JEANS!!!

13. Have you been monitoring the increasing tightness factor of Bonoís pants over the last 3 U2 tours?

Yes / No / Umm I have a *life*

14. By your calculations does it seem Bono will have to go pantless this tour in order to top the tightness of the Pop Mart pants?

Yes / No / What???-not after seeing the 'elevated Bono' pics...

18. The Edge is...

A) Sexier than Bono
-my answer ONLY cause I'm not into that 3some thing-I find Edge to be INCREDIBLY sexy...but if I was into 3somes....
B) Cuddle-rific
C) A way to get to Bono
D) A good prospect for a threesome.

16. Bonoís chest is...

A) I suppose nice...
-I want to see it more often!
B) Buff
C) MINE

17. How many pictures of Bono do you have on your computer?

A) 0 - 20
B) 21 - 50

C) 51- 75

D) 76 - 1,000

18. OK, Last Question: Have you estimated the size of Bono's willy???

A) You be da freak: of course not!
B) Hahahaha not seriously

C) Kinda
-ONLY after 'elevated' Bono existed...
D) If you pay any attention in Pop Mart at all you donít need to estimate!

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LMAO!!!!

I'm not brave enough to fill this out

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1.) B.

No other man on Earth could make the word "apartheid" sound sexy, pardon my political incorrectness.

2.) D.

Why not?

3.) A.

But food products during lovin' tend to get messy, and I'd prefer to not be distracted, thankyouverymuch.

4.) C.

Sober and lost...awwwwww! I'd feel guilty if he were drunk.

5.) E. (None of the above.)

I can't see picking up Bono with any of them. I'd have to come up with something weird. Like, "Didn't you wait on me at TGI Friday's once?"

6.) The 800 section of my college library...around midnight when most everyone's gone home and I'm stuck there doing research on Ezra Pound...

7.) D.

At least my dad. He can be annoying.

8.) D.

As if there were any doubt.

9.) Yep.

10.) HELL NO!

11.) Absolutely--and I'd flirt with the cashier about it, too.

12.) Ummm...yes.

13.) Well, actually, no.

14.) Huh?

15.) D.

Why not?

16.) MINE

17.) B.

But only because my hard drive ain't too big and I also have dozens of U2 mp3s, so I think it's okay.

18.) C.




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Originally posted by paxetaurora:
No other man on Earth could make the word "apartheid" sound sexy, pardon my political incorrectness.
*gets ideas for a new thread*



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B. Rattle and Hum! Long hair, leather vests!
B. Clarence hotel
B.
D.
D.
N/A (don't live with parents)
C.
yes
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rather leave it to my imagination
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actually I think they were tighter in the 80's-early 90's
no, the Fly pants were best
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Echo originally posted this, but methinks it deserves its own thread. Anyone brave enough to take THE BONO CHALLENGE?

This was found on a Yahoo group called the Million Dollar Fantasy Club.


THE OFFICIAL BONO SEX SURVEY


1. The best Bono sex would occur during which Bono era/character?
B) Rattle -&- Hum Bono...Very high-waisted pants: is that a good or bad thing when it comes to *lovin*?


2. The best Bono sex would occur at which location?
B) The Clarence Hotel... he owns the damn place, youíd get treated right!

3. (Courtesy of Julia) Which food product would be best to lick off of Bonos.... ummmmm lets just say "bono".
B) Chocolate Syrup


4. Which condition would be best to find Bono in in order to be able to seduce him most easily?
B) Tipsy


5. What is the best Bono pick up line?
B) Can I pet your knee??

6. What is your "Bono Scenario"?? This one is a short answer... and donít act like you donít know what I mean! When you think about him during math class what are ya thinkiní??
Im nibbling on that nose of his ...

7. How much would you be willing to pay for a night w/ Bono?
A) Your parents entire life savings


8. Bono is...
D) All of the above and then some.

9. Have you seen the naked pictures of Bonoís arse?
Of course I have! Doh!


10. Was your Bono admiration at all affected by the paleness of that Irish arse?
HELL NO!!!

11. Lets say nude *frontal* pics of Bono have been leaked to Playgirl. Would you get an adult to buy you the issue even though that magazine is for some reason 100 times worse as Playboy?
Ummmm.... I will think seriously about it.

12. Have you planned out ways to make Bono's clothing skimpier in order to make the world a more beautiful place? (I.E. you plan on breaking into his home while he's not there and cutting the top 5 buttons off of all his shirts)
No. I would rather see him naked (wink wink)

13. Have you been monitoring the increasing tightness factor of Bonoís pants over the last 3 U2 tours?
What? I suposed his pants were getting wider and looser. I miss Fly pants

14. By your calculations does it seem Bono will have to go pantless this tour in order to top the tightness of the Pop Mart pants?
Yes

18. The Edge is...
B) Cuddle-rific


16. Bonoís chest is...
C) MINE. But I can share with PLEBA gals

17. How many pictures of Bono do you have on your computer?
C) 51- 75. Yeah, shame on me


18. OK, Last Question: Have you estimated the size of Bono's willy???
B) Hahahaha not seriously


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Well, since Mona's off somewhere with her Bon Jovi Port-a-Flan, methinks I'll take the time to fill this out....heheh, that's what evil twins do.

THE OFFICIAL BONO SEX SURVEY

1. The best Bono sex would occur during which Bono era/character?

A) Early Bono (I.E. Mini Bono)...Inexperienced but spunky
B) Rattle -&- Hum Bono...Very high-waisted pants: is that a good or bad thing when it comes to *lovin*?
C) Zoo TV Bono...this includes both The Fly (ahhh TIGHT VINYL PANTS) and Mr. MacPhisto (mmmm mmmm good)
D) 90s - Present Bono... this includes Pop Mart Bono (AHHHHH *TIGHT* PANTS) to the most recent Bono (think Propaganda picture).

Where's JT Bono? I like that Renaissance look....the whole I'm-a-brooding-poet-and-I-live-in-the-desert-hey-baby-is-it-hot-out-here-or-is-it-just-ME? thing. O yeah yeah yeah

2. The best Bono sex would occur at which location?
A) Bonoís bed- just make sure Ali is busying herself somewhere else in the house.
B) The Clarence Hotel... he owns the damn place, youíd get treated right!
C) Backstage... hahaha watch out- Adam might be watching!
D) Somewhere in Copenhagen.
A

3. (Courtesy of Julia) Which food product would be best to lick off of Bonos.... ummmmm lets just say "bono".

A) Whipped Cream
B) Chocolate Syrup
C) Cherries
D) Goldfish crackers
b Though how it would get there...I don't know.

4. Which condition would be best to find Bono in in order to be able to seduce him most easily?

A) Drunk as a Skunk
B) Tipsy
C) Sober but lost in a strange city
D) Drunk and lost in a strange city
C

5. What is the best Bono pick up line?

A) Whatís cookin' good lookin'??
B) Can I pet your knee??
C) Those tights are skin tight baby... might as well go naked... hey thatís a good idea!
D) So... did you know I got a U2K sign on television?
A. *steam*

6. What is your "Bono Scenario"?? This one is a short answer... and donít act like you donít know what I mean! When you think about him during math class what are ya thinkiní??
actually it's mostly during English or lunchtime, but....

7. How much would you be willing to pay for a night w/ Bono?

A) Your parents entire life savings.
B) Your parents life savings and car(s).
C) Your parents life savings, car(s) and home.
D) Your parents.
D

8. Bono is...

A) A damn fine sexy man.
B) God.
C) The greatest example of the human species ever created.
D) All of the above and then some.
D

9. Have you seen the naked pictures of Bonoís arse?

Yes / No
Indeed

10. Was your Bono admiration at all affected by the paleness of that Irish arse?

Yes / No / HELL NO
I love the pale Irish boys.

11. Lets say nude *frontal* pics of Bono have been leaked to Playgirl. Would you get an adult to buy you the issue even though that magazine is for some reason 100 times worse as Playboy?

Yes / No / Ummmm....
They'd be on PLEBA even before the mag was published...o yeah yeah yeah

12. Have you planned out ways to make Bono's clothing skimpier in order to make the world a more beautiful place? (I.E. you plan on breaking into his home while he's not there and cutting the top 5 buttons off of all his shirts)

Yes / No
....that's a good one. Why didn't I think of that?! All this time I've been focused on the pants...show me yer roooosssarrryyy

13. Have you been monitoring the increasing tightness factor of Bonoís pants over the last 3 U2 tours?

Yes / No / Umm I have a *life*
Yes. I just saw a new pic today, and I need to add it to my graph. Man, my statistics teacher is gonna love this....

14. By your calculations does it seem Bono will have to go pantless this tour in order to top the tightness of the Pop Mart pants?

Yes / No / What???
YES. Let's all go shave his legs.

18. The Edge is...

A) Sexier than Bono
B) Cuddle-rific
C) A way to get to Bono
D) A good prospect for a threesome.
Even Phona is too embarrassed to answer this.

16. Bonoís chest is...

A) I suppose nice...
B) Buff
C) MINE
C

17. How many pictures of Bono do you have on your computer?

A) 0 - 20
B) 21 - 50
C) 51- 75
D) 76 - 1,000
A...I ate them all.

18. OK, Last Question: Have you estimated the size of Bono's willy???

A) You be da freak: of course not!
B) Hahahaha not seriously
C) Kinda
D) If you pay any attention in Pop Mart at all you donít need to estimate!
7 pounds. O yeah yeah yeah....

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