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Old 12-08-2001, 08:38 PM   #21
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okay, somebody needs to spill it where these naked arse pictures are! *feels left out* on the other hand I'm not sure if I can handle it...
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okay, somebody needs to spill it where these naked arse pictures are! *feels left out* on the other hand I'm not sure if I can handle it...
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AAAAAAHHHHH!!! thanx Gina! that totally wasn't as bad as I thought. "paleness of that irish arse"?? hmm, maybe he should sun it some more...*don't even need to post what I'm thinking cos everybody knows*. oh well, at least #10 is a definitive HELL NO!
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Old 12-09-2001, 12:59 AM   #25
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THE OFFICIAL BONO SEX SURVEY

1. The best Bono sex would occur during which Bono era/character?

Zoo TV Bono...this includes both The Fly (ahhh TIGHT VINYL PANTS) and Mr. MacPhisto (mmmm mmmm good)

2. The best Bono sex would occur at which location?

Bonoís bed- just make sure Ali is busying herself somewhere else in the house.
Although I'd be fine with a closet...mmmm...tight enclosed space with Bono...OK, on to the next question...

3. (Courtesy of Julia) Which food product would be best to lick off of Bonos.... ummmmm lets just say "bono".

Chocolate Syrup
(this is really the point at which I've begun to feel slightly depraved)


4. Which condition would be best to find Bono in in order to be able to seduce him most easily?

Drunk and lost in a strange city (strange to him), preferably the one in which I live so that I can drag him to my lair.

5. What is the best Bono pick up line?

Can I pet your knee??

6. What is your "Bono Scenario"?? This one is a short answer... and donít act like you donít know what I mean! When you think about him during math class what are ya thinkiní??

Well, first, thank goodness I don't have math class anymore. And second, I'm thinking about the various ways we could recreate those sexy noises off HMTMKMKM and PopMuzik.
And now I have fallen completely off the edge of depravity....mmmmmm, Edge....

7. How much would you be willing to pay for a night w/ Bono?

Your parents.
They've always said they want me to be happy!

8. Bono is...

A) A damn fine sexy man.
B) God.
C) The greatest example of the human species ever created.
D) All of the above and then some.

9. Have you seen the naked pictures of Bonoís arse?

Yes

10. Was your Bono admiration at all affected by the paleness of that Irish arse?

HELL NO
We pale people are INCREDIBLY sexy, don'tcha know!

11. Lets say nude *frontal* pics of Bono have been leaked to Playgirl. Would you get an adult to buy you the issue even though that magazine is for some reason 100 times worse as Playboy?

Yes - and I will proudly exercise my adult right to do so!

12. Have you planned out ways to make Bono's clothing skimpier in order to make the world a more beautiful place? (I.E. you plan on breaking into his home while he's not there and cutting the top 5 buttons off of all his shirts)

I'm drawing up specs right now!

13. Have you been monitoring the increasing tightness factor of Bonoís pants over the last 3 U2 tours?

Yes - was there something else on stage I should have been paying attention to?

14. By your calculations does it seem Bono will have to go pantless this tour in order to top the tightness of the Pop Mart pants?

Yes. Well, I'm not actually sure, but I can always dream.

18. The Edge is...

A good prospect for a threesome. Larry is a better one, but I won't get into that now.

16. Bonoís chest is...

MINE. And I have a certificate of ownership :-).

17. How many pictures of Bono do you have on your computer?

51- 75, but I haven't had this computer for very long.

18. OK, Last Question: Have you estimated the size of Bono's willy???

If you pay any attention in Pop Mart at all you donít need to estimate!




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Old 12-09-2001, 08:47 AM   #26
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Okay, Bono Fantasies. Here we go (and how the hell do you all talk me into revealing this kinda stuff?)

1. Rattle and Hum (that's the one from the J Tree tour...nuff said.)

2. Backstage. For a whole host of reasons I'm not going into.

3. I never turn down chocolate.

4. B-- tipsy.

5. C (LOL)

6. Here's all I have to say about this-- backstage.

7. Remember that Master Card commerical? 1 bottle of wine-- $200, U2 tix, $100, bribing the guard, $200, 000. A night with Bono? Priceless.

8. A, C, and D

9. Thanks to the above, yes.

10. ::scrolls back up:: HELL NO

11. I'm an adult...so I'd send meself.

12. No, but it's a fine idea.

13. No, PLEAB does that for me.

14. Yes. Just because.

15. E, all of the above, and F. A FECKIN GENUIS MUSICIAN

16. C-- MINE

17. B

18. Again, no, PLEAB has does this for me, being such sweet and uh...thorough...gals.

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Bono's posterior shows up EVERYWHERE I turn. Except in my room....OK

Moving right along.....

MY EYES!!!!! OH, THE HORROR!!!!! IT BUUURRRNNNSSSSS!!!!!!

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THE OFFICIAL BONO SEX SURVEY

1. The best Bono sex would occur during which Bono era/character?

C) Zoo TV Bono...this includes both The Fly (ahhh TIGHT VINYL PANTS) and Mr. MacPhisto (mmmm mmmm good)

2. The best Bono sex would occur at which location?

B) The Clarence Hotel... he owns the damn place, youíd get treated right!

3. (Courtesy of Julia) Which food product would be best to lick off of Bonos.... ummmmm lets just say "bono".

B) Chocolate Syrup
I love clocolate!

4. Which condition would be best to find Bono in in order to be able to seduce him most easily?

B) Tipsy

5. What is the best Bono pick up line?

B) Can I pet your knee??

6. What is your "Bono Scenario"?? This one is a short answer... and donít act like you donít know what I mean! When you think about him during math class what are ya thinkiní??

I think if i were to describe it here, I might be banned from teh internet forever.

7. How much would you be willing to pay for a night w/ Bono?

D) Your parents.

8. Bono is...

D) All of the above and then some.

9. Have you seen the naked pictures of Bonoís arse?

Yes

10. Was your Bono admiration at all affected by the paleness of that Irish arse?

HELL NO

11. Lets say nude *frontal* pics of Bono have been leaked to Playgirl. Would you get an adult to buy you the issue even though that magazine is for some reason 100 times worse as Playboy?

Yes (well, I am an adult, I so I would be buying the mag myself)

12. Have you planned out ways to make Bono's clothing skimpier in order to make the world a more beautiful place? (I.E. you plan on breaking into his home while he's not there and cutting the top 5 buttons off of all his shirts)

Yes

13. Have you been monitoring the increasing tightness factor of Bonoís pants over the last 3 U2 tours?

Yes

14. By your calculations does it seem Bono will have to go pantless this tour in order to top the tightness of the Pop Mart pants?

Yes

18. The Edge is...

D) A good prospect for a threesome.

16. Bonoís chest is...

C) MINE

17. How many pictures of Bono do you have on your computer?

C) 51- 75

18. OK, Last Question: Have you estimated the size of Bono's willy???

D) If you pay any attention in Pop Mart at all you donít need to estimate!




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Old 12-10-2001, 10:30 AM   #29
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Ok even tho i'm a Larry girl i'm going to go ahead and answer this LOL cos i'm bored

THE OFFICIAL BONO SEX SURVEY[/b]

1. The best Bono sex would occur during which Bono era/character?

C) Zoo TV Bono...this includes both The Fly (ahhh TIGHT VINYL PANTS) and Mr. MacPhisto-I was watching the Zoo tv vid the other day and I caught myself drooling madly for The Fly lmao (don't tell Larry shh!)

2. The best Bono sex would occur at which location?

C) Backstage... hahaha watch out- Adam might be watching! (I think that would be intresting lmao)

3. (Courtesy of Julia) Which food product would be best to lick off of Bonos.... ummmmm lets just say "bono".

A) Whipped Cream(mmm yummy lol)

4. Which condition would be best to find Bono in in order to be able to seduce him most easily?

D) Drunk and lost in a strange city (no doubt about it lmao, i'd kidnap him and tell him that I was his um owner yeah)

5. What is the best Bono pick up line?

B) Can I pet your knee??

6. What is your "Bono Scenario"?? This one is a short answer... and donít act like you donít know what I mean! When you think about him during math class what are ya thinkiní??
Um well...*thinks* Zoo tv era Bono and me somewhere getting it on? LOL j/k

7. How much would you be willing to pay for a night w/ Bono?

D) Your parents.

8. Bono is...

A) A damn fine sexy man.

9. Have you seen the naked pictures of Bonoís arse?

Yes (My eeeeeeeeyessssssssss)

10. Was your Bono admiration at all affected by the paleness of that Irish arse?

Well it made me laugh I can say that much

11. Lets say nude *frontal* pics of Bono have been leaked to Playgirl. Would you get an adult to buy you the issue even though that magazine is for some reason 100 times worse as Playboy?

Ummmm....I'm iffy on this one unless it was Zoo tv era Bono lol

12. Have you planned out ways to make Bono's clothing skimpier in order to make the world a more beautiful place? (I.E. you plan on breaking into his home while he's not there and cutting the top 5 buttons off of all his shirts)

No

13. Have you been monitoring the increasing tightness factor of Bonoís pants over the last 3 U2 tours?

Yes(EL-E-VA-TION!)

14. By your calculations does it seem Bono will have to go pantless this tour in order to top the tightness of the Pop Mart pants?

Yes, can you imagine Bono running around the heart completely naked?? And him reaching into the audience and stuff? *is scandalized*

18. The Edge is...

B) Cuddle-rific-He's a cutie puh-tootie

16. Bonoís chest is...

A) I suppose nice...Not like Larry's man boobs tho

17. How many pictures of Bono do you have on your computer?

B) 21 - 50


18. OK, Last Question: Have you estimated the size of Bono's willy???

D) If you pay any attention in Pop Mart at all you donít need to estimate!
(Yeah woooooooo Pop them Bubble pants baybe!




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18. OK, Last Question: Have you estimated the size of Bono's willy???

If you pay any attention in Pop Mart at all you donít need to estimate!


Okay, it's time for a repost of my favorite story about Bono's crotch. I originally posted this back in October:

Just before my roommate and I graduated, her mom and sisters came up to Seattle from their hometown in Nevada and stayed with us for a few days prior to the grad ceremony.

During one of these days, I was eating dinner and watching the Popmart video. My roommate and her family were milling about the apartment, not really paying attention to the television. One of the sisters did note, like everyone does at some point, "Wait a minute...you mean U2 does that song? I LOVE that song! And they sing THAT, too? Wow!"

The embarrassing part was when the lads came out of Lemon, and my roommate's mom gets a good look at the incredible tightness of Bono's bubble pants. This woman happened to be going through a divorce at the time, so she was in total "Men are scum and I don't want to ever have to look at their macho posing ever again" mode. She took one look at Bono's pants, and his...well you know, everything he has to offer, and got REALLY upset!
She starts hollering, "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT HIM! HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T LEAVE ANYTHING TO THE IMAGINATION!" And when Bono starts doing all that pelvis-pumping, she starts to totally rail on him! And I'm just sitting here, trying to watch, and she won't shut up! And THEN she starts getting all smug and pissy and saying, "Girls, that ain't nothing but a roll of dimes he's got stashed in there. That's all it is!"

And I'm thinking, "Dimes? Whose crotch are YOU looking at, woman?"

Anyway, so I can't exactly say her mom lost all respect for me, because she never had any in the first place. But I'm telling you now, you haven't lived until you've listened to a 45-year old mother of three yell at Bono's crotch for fifteen minutes.




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18. OK, Last Question: Have you estimated the size of Bono's willy???

If you pay any attention in Pop Mart at all you donít need to estimate!


Okay, it's time for a repost of my favorite story about Bono's crotch. I originally posted this back in October:

Just before my roommate and I graduated, her mom and sisters came up to Seattle from their hometown in Nevada and stayed with us for a few days prior to the grad ceremony.

During one of these days, I was eating dinner and watching the Popmart video. My roommate and her family were milling about the apartment, not really paying attention to the television. One of the sisters did note, like everyone does at some point, "Wait a minute...you mean U2 does that song? I LOVE that song! And they sing THAT, too? Wow!"

The embarrassing part was when the lads came out of Lemon, and my roommate's mom gets a good look at the incredible tightness of Bono's bubble pants. This woman happened to be going through a divorce at the time, so she was in total "Men are scum and I don't want to ever have to look at their macho posing ever again" mode. She took one look at Bono's pants, and his...well you know, everything he has to offer, and got REALLY upset!
She starts hollering, "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT HIM! HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T LEAVE ANYTHING TO THE IMAGINATION!" And when Bono starts doing all that pelvis-pumping, she starts to totally rail on him! And I'm just sitting here, trying to watch, and she won't shut up! And THEN she starts getting all smug and pissy and saying, "Girls, that ain't nothing but a roll of dimes he's got stashed in there. That's all it is!"

And I'm thinking, "Dimes? Whose crotch are YOU looking at, woman?"

Anyway, so I can't exactly say her mom lost all respect for me, because she never had any in the first place. But I'm telling you now, you haven't lived until you've listened to a 45-year old mother of three yell at Bono's crotch for fifteen minutes.
LMAO!
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Just LMAO at everyone's replies!!

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Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
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"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
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