The Adventures of the Golden MoobChild

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Kristie

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Oh yes, the Twins have written a story...
Hehe, so it's not all ready to post yet, but I joost can't HELP myself!

The Adventures of the Golden MoobChild

Scene 1: Hippy and Kristie take a Walk

Kristie is visiting Hippy in Fort Myers over summer break.
Hippy: Let's go for a walk!

Kristie: Okay!

Twins: *walk to the beach*

Hippy: let's build a sandcastle!

Kristie: *wanders off*

Hippy: Where ya goin?

Kristie: To get WOOD!

Hippy: Why... oh, nevermind.

Kristie: *pokes around* hey c'mere!

Hippy: *comes there*

Shiny Gold Thing: *shines*

Hippy: What is that Shiny Gold Thing?
*goes 'n' digs it up*

Kristie: It looks like a little gold cow...
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Hippy: *takes her shirt and shines it up*

Suddenly, a well-muscled smooth man in a turban appears in a puff of smoke!
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Larry: FOOK why do I always show up in this outfit!

Kristie: Hey Twin... is that...

Hippy: LARRY! *thud*

Larry: *snaps fingers and changes clothes* There.

Hippy: *whispers* Was he just nekkid for a split second?

Kristie: *is passed out on the sand* YES

Twins: *THUD*

Larry: You have just unearthed Mooby, the Golden Calf! Your wish is my command.

Kristie: I wish all your clothes would disappear again.

Larry: *looks down* EEK!

Twins: *MEGATHUD*

Larry: *makes clothes re-appear* Please don't wish for that again.

Hippy: So.. you're a genie?

Larry: Sadly, yes.

Hippy: I thought you were a droomer.

Larry: droomer, genie, same difference. The holder of the Golden Mooby gets infinite wishes... Bono had it for a bit when we started, but he lost it. Big suprise.

Kristie: So we can wish for ANYTHING?

Larry: Except my clothes to all fall off again!

Kristie: *evil grin* TWIN CONFERENCE!

H and K turn their backs to Larry and whisper, looking at him over their shoulder occasionally.

Hippy: We got one! We want to travel back in time and meet...

Larry: Guns 'n' Roses?

Hippy: WTF? No, U2!

Kristie: Streets is my favorite video, can we be in that?

Larry: You got it! *crosses arms and blinks*
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Hippy: It's I Dream of Larry!

Larry: FOAD.
the world sloowly fades away...


[This message has been edited by Kristie (edited 04-16-2002).]
 
SCENE 2: Los Angeles

The twins' world slowly reappears, and they find themselves on the street in front of the liquor store.

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Kristie: NO man, we wanted to be UP THERE!

Larry: Quit whining! I have to get out of here, if I see myself the world might explode. I shrunk your Mooby down to pocket-size... rub the Mooby and I'll come.

Twins: *giggle*

Larry: *snarl* Don't do it unless you have to, I'll show up in that ridiculous outfit again.

Hippy: Okay fine

Larry walks away

Kristie: He should be nicer to us, we have his Mooby.

Hippy: I'll show him... I wish all Larry's clothes disappear again!

Larry: (from down the sidewalk) FOAD!!

Twins: *admire*

Kristie: They're starting... let's climb this lamp post so we can see.

Twins: *climb and groove to the beat*

Hippy: Nice view!

Kristie: Shirtless Adam.. Bono leg.. *drool*

As the shot winds down, the Twins cheer and wave their arms around and dance as well as one can while trying to stick to a lamp post.

Bono: *sees girls making fools of themselves, walks over to Adam, and says something*

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Bono and Adam: *wave and smile*

Twins: *pass out and fall to the ground*
They wake up with a concerned face over them

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Kristie: Am I in heaven?

Edge: Hey they're awake!

Bono and Edge: *run over and help twins sit up*

Hippy: Oof, I think we ARE in heaven!

Adam: We saw you two (twins: *giggle*) fall and brought you in here to make sure you're okay. Are you?

Hippy: I don't know...

Adam: *looks concerned and damn sexay, being still shirtless and all* Well, we'd better check you out.

Adam and Bono poke and prod the twins all over, checking for broken bones while they struggle not to explode

Bono: Looks like you're okay!

Kristie: I am NOW...

Edge: Hey, we're late.

Kristie: Oh.. well.. we're fine, we'd better go.

Hippy: *stares daggers into Kristie*

Adam: Okay girls, thanks for coming to the shoot!

The twins walk a block down the street before finding Larry again

Larry: I can't believe you fell off the pole.

Hippy: We're not known for our coordination, okay?

Kristie: Where to next?

Hippy: I KNOW! Let's go back a few more years and see...

Larry: Guns 'n' Roses?

Kristie: What is it with you and Guns 'n' Roses?

Larry: Uh... they're great! You guys should go see them!

Hippy: NO we want to go see the New Year's Day video!

Kristie: OOHHH YEEAAAH!

Larry: FINE! *crosses arms and blinks*

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Scene 3: Sweden

The girls appear hidden behind a tree, thoughtfully clad in heavy clothes.

Kristie: What a nice genie!

The boys are a little ways off, Bono lipsynching badly, Edge and Adam dancing around playing something resembling a dying cow seeing as they can't feel their fingers, Larry randomly banging... his droom.

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They try to sneak closer, wading through the snow inconspicuously.


Director: CUT!

Edge: Are we done yet?

Adam: *reaches for whiskey hidden in snow*

Bono: It's fooking freezing out here!

Larry: I feel numb.

Edge: Oh shut up, at least you get to wear gloves with fingers!

Adam: Too much whiskey, Lar.

Bono: Too much is not enough! *fishes his own whiskey out*

Larry and Edge: *follow suit*

Director: YOUGIRLSOVERTHERE

Kristie: *looks around* us?

Director: YESGOWARMTHEMUP

Kristie: Don't need to tell us twice!

Hippy: *runs over and attatches herself to Adam*

DrunkenAdam: Well hello there...

Kristie: *does the same with Larry*

DrunkenLarry: Well hel-LO there!

DrunkenBono: Nekkid U2 subzero snow orgy!

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DrunkenU2: WOOHOO *strip*

Twins: Whoa, that turned out well...

Director: HEYSTOPTHATRIGHTNOWTHISISNOTPORN!

Hippy: It is NOW...

LarryGenie: (from unseen vantage point) Okay, what she just did to me was plain WRONG. I'm getting them out of there.

Twins: *disappear*

Boys: Aww...

Director: PUTCHERCLOTHESBACKON!
 
Wow!!!

This has pictures and everything!!!

You're gonna write more right? You have to write more, right!!! And the whole nekkid-U2-drunk-thing... You're my new hero.

<- insane

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after years of waiting: nothing came
you realize you're looking in the wrong place
 
Scene 4: Back in Fort Myers

The twins and Larry re-appear back on the beach from whence they came.

Kristie: HEY!

Hippy: Heh, New Year's Day... director's cut!

Larry: I think that was enough!

Hippy: FOAD, genie.

Larry: GetOffMyArse!

Kristie: ...glue?

Larry: NEXT WISH.

Kristie: But we...

Larry: NEXT.

Kristie: Fine. Dood, I was watching the One video, I think I'd like to be in THAT.

Larry: Excellent choice. *blink*

Hippy: At least he didn't suggest Guns 'n' Roses again...

Scene 5 One

The twins materilaize on a grassy field.

Hippy: This doesn't look like the right video...
Kristie: No, it.. *turns around* AH SHIT THERE'S A HERD OF BUFFALO COMING!

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Larry: Oh FOOK wrong one.. *speedy blink*

The twins re-materialize in chairs at a table next to Bono.

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Bono: ...Is this supposed to happen?

Kristie: DAMN you're hot.

Hippy: Uh, not to preach, but this is the wrong one too.

Larry: (from thin air) Oh so you want to see me as a woman... fine

Twins: *disappear*

Bono: Man, I've been sitting here lip synching too long.

Kristie and Hippy re-appear again inside a dressing room, where Adam in his blue sparkly dress is applying his lipstick.

Adam: *squint* Hey you guys look familiar.

Kristie: Oh, well, I'm here to do your...

Hippy: *snerk*

Kristie: MAKEUP!

Adam: Oh, yay, well in that case I have this eyeshadow that I really like, see...

Kristie: *sidles closer* Tell me all about it!

Hippy: *looks scared* Uh, I'm going to go find someone... someTHING else to do... I mean, meet.. I'll come.. er, be back to get you later.

Shortly after she shuts the door, a loud crash is heard inside the dressing room.
Hippy wanders on to the set, where Bono is hovering offstage in his street clothes. Larry (as a woman) sits on the couch looking, as Bono says, "like some extra in a skin flick." His feet are on the table and he is, in fact, wearing his Docs.


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Larry: *raises a shapely eyebrow* Hey, you look familiar.

Hippy: *blussh* I.. uh..

Anton: Okay, Larry, you're done.

Larry: Oh finally. *walks toward the dressing room, shedding clothes as he goes*

Hippy: Um, I wouldn't go in there...

Larry ignores her good advice and goes in. As the door swings shut, one can hear Kristie shriek and another loud crash.

Anton: So you're here to get Bono and Edge into their dresses?

Hippy: Uh.. sure!

Bono: Okay, where do you want us?

Hippy: Well I would like to stay out of that dressing room.

Bono: 'salright, we have our own, that's where Edge is.

Bono and Hippy stroll into dressing room two.

Edge: *is on the floor all tangled up in pantyhose* THERE you are! HELP MEEEE!

Bono: *cracks up*

Hippy: *untangles Edge* Let's just leave the pantyhose out, ok?

Bono: Whew..

Hippy: *looks at dresses*
*looks at Bono and Edge* You guys are going to have to shave.

Bono: EVERYTHING?

Edge: *bluuusssh*

Hippy: Well.. not EVERYTHING...

They all get smooth and Hippy does their makeup and hair... well, Bono's hair, Edge's wig.

Bono: Reg, willya zip me up?

Edge: *tugs on gloves* do I look all right?

Hippy: Beautiful!

Anton: You guys almost done?

Bono and Edge: Yeah!

Hippy: Well.. wonder what happened to Kristie...

As she walks up to the other dressing room (fearfully), the door opens and a very happy looking Kristie comes out.

Kristie: Hi twin!

Hippy: They okay in there?

Kristie: I think they will be.

Hippy: So where's our genie?

Larry: *miracuously shows up* Here!

Kristie: What video next, twin?

Hippy: You know, I'd like a little BOOM CHA

Twins: *pelvic thrust*

As Larry goes to blink, a shape flies out of nowhere and lands him, shrieking "LAAARRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!!"
The world goes fuzzy, and this mysterious fourth party comes with them...



[This message has been edited by Kristie (edited 04-16-2002).]
 
The adventures don't end there Moonie!

The part I wrote comes next
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The whole wide world feels like a shrine to the worker bees, who stole it from God anyhow.
Lay it down, child
Lay it down, child
And walk into this room all made with love for you...


And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
 
Scene 6: Discotheque
Note from Kristie: This is my favorite scene!!

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Lights flashing. "Discotheque" blaring. People gyrating. Mysterious fourth party on Larry. Twins confused.

Twins: *blink blink*

Mysterious fourth party: LAAAAARRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!

Larry: FOAD!

Hippy: Um, excuse me...who are....

*Mysterious fourth party turns around*

Kristie: GINA!

Hippy, Kristie, Gina: SUPER YAY! *big grins*

Larry: *rolls eyes* Oh great! Now they're all together...triplet trouble.

Gina: We're NOT triplets!

Kristie: Right, we're twins.

Hippy: Yeah, the SUPER YAY twins! *smile*

They all high five each other

Larry: I'm confused.

Gina: Don't worry, waxed wind, just give in to the power of the....*pelvic thrust*

Larry: Dear lord *sigh* I'm leaving now. *blink*

Twins: Where'd he go?

Hippy: *points at Gina* She moves in mysterious ways...

Whole Video: *groan*

Music: *plays*

Lights: *swirl*

Bono: *gyrates*

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Adam: *plucks like a sesy mofo*

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Edge: *stroom stroom*

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Larry: *droom droom* *looks cool* *droom
droom*

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Music: BOOM-CHA!

Bono: *THRUST!*

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Edge: *bluuuuuush*

Larry: *rolls eyes*

Twins: *faint*

Adam: *grin* I'll help them! *wink*

Twins: *faint again*

Music: *shuts off*

Bono: *THRUST THRUST THRUST*

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Larry: *snarl* Boner, stop thrusting...the music's over.

Jim Morrison: When the music's over...turn out the lights...turn off the lights...

Lights: *turn out*

In the dark there is a loud squeal then three successive THUDS

Adam: *grin*

Larry: Oh stop grinning Adam, no one can see you, the lights are out.

Twins: *THUD*

Larry: *sigh* I can't take them anywhere...*blink*

Larry, Gina, Kristie, and Hippy all appear in a pure white room

Kristie: Where are we?

Larry: Welcome to the Matrix.

Hippy: WTF?

Larry: Oh, sorry...
*blink*

They appear back on the beach...
 
Heh. You updated while I posted this message demanding you to give us the next installment...

<- Insane

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after years of waiting nothing came
you realize you're looking in the wrong place

[This message has been edited by FlyGirl (edited 04-16-2002).]
 
Scene 7: Intermission

Larry: Are you guys about done with this video crap?

Gina: NO I only got to be in one!

Hippy: Why don't you pick the next one?

Gina: Oh oh OKAY!

Gina sits a-thinking for a second.

Larry: You know, Guns 'n' Roses had some good videos.

Gina: Guns 'n' Roses?

Kristie: Ignore him.

Gina: Okay... I uh, got it, but it's creative.

Larry: I am all powerful, remember?

Gina: *eyes Larry* I bet you are.

Kristie: Hey that reminds me Gina, you need to see this!

Larry: NO!

Kristie: IWISHALLLARRY'SCLOTHESWOULDDISAPPEAR!

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Larry: FOAD!

Gina: DAYUM!!

Larry: *makes clothes reappear*

Gina: Well... uh.. as I was saying, you know, Exit in Rattle and Hum is pretty sexy, I was wondering if maybe we could be the instruments and get some love that way?

Hippy: Now THAT is a good idea.

Gina: I get to be Adam's bass!

Hippy and Krisite: Ah, crap.

Hippy: I call Bono's mic then!

Kristie: Ah, crap. Uh, I guess I'll be your droomsticks, eh Lardence?

Larry: Last video?

Twins: You bet.


Scene 8: Exit

The twins re-appear all in their place, in their place.

Adam: *stroom*

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Gina: WHOA *combust*

Bono: *mic love*

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Hippy: DAMN *combust*

Larry: *droom droom*

Kristie: OW!

Larry: *bangs some more*

Kristie: OW OW OW

GenieLarry: You okay there Kristie? *snerk*

Kristie: NO ow GET ow ME ow OUT ow OF ow HERE ow NOW

GLarry: Fine. *blink*
 
dood i had this WHOLE THING typed up and when I hit submit it froze and never posted.
*does it again*

Scene 9: Somewhere...

They reappear in what seems to be a busy street in the red-light district of... somewhere.

Kristie: Oh Jesus Christ thank you!

Twins: *hoe down*

Gina: Okay, why am I not being stroomed anymore?

Hippy: Mic love... GAH

Larry: I was thinking you might want some dinner.

Kristie: What a nice genie!

Hippy: Yeah, I think it's time to stop video hopping.

They head into the nearest bar, which turns out to be a karaoke bar. Special competition tonight!

Larry: KARAOKE! Yes!

Hippy: Dood we need the rest of the boys here.

Larry: You got it *blink*

Adam, Bono, and Edge appear.

Bono: Take it these girls found your Mooby, Lawrence?

Larry: *sigh* yes

Edge: Oh look karaoke!!

Larry: You know, we should bring Axl Rose too.

Hippy: You're such a weirdo.

Kristie: Will it shut you up?

Larry: YES

Kristie: Fine, IWISHAXLROSEWEREHERE

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AxlRose: *appears* WTF?

Bono: Go with it, Axl.

Adam: You girls look familiar...

Edge: *squint* yes they do

Gina: Well uh how about someone do a song?

Edge: ME I WANT TO!

Edge runs over and starts up his song.

Edge: I'm... too sexy for my shirt! *strip* *fur flies everywhere*

Gina: WOOGHOO! Shake it!

Edge: I'm a model, ya know what I mean, and I shake my little tush on the catwalk!

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Edge finishes his song amid the whoops and hollers.

Bono: ME next!

Bono gets into full-on falsetto mode and starts to sing Kiss by Prince. As he gets into it, he starts gyrating toward Larry...

Bono: You can't be too flirty mama! I know how to undress me.. *strip*

Larry: *looks scared*

Bono: I just want your extra time and your.. *smoochy noises* KISS!

Gina: *whispers* Hey twins, this is reminding me of the group slut fic...

Hippy: *snerk*

Bono: *tempt tempt*

Larry: *megasnarl*

Bono finishes his song and strolls back to his chair, muttering "Boy George eat yer heart out!"

Adam: I think that is my cue...

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Adam strolls out on stage, resplendent in his red dress and black boa. He sings... Lola. L-o-l-a Lola.

Kristie: *cracks up*

Adam: She walk like a woman but talk like man oh my Lola... *strut* *shimmy*

Hippy: You go girl!!

Larry: *snarl* Now I remember why you quit singing!

The twins cheer heartily as he finishes, while the rest of the boys snerk, snarl, and smirk.
 
Larry: Okay, now that the ametures have gone... it's time for the REAL show!

Larry sashays up to the stage, making sure enough bootins are undone, puts on his best Christina Aguilera airs and sings... brace yourself... Genie in a Bottle.

Larry: I'm a genie in a bottle, ya gotta roob me the right way! *groove* *looks sexy*

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Kristie: I'll rub you any way you want, mooby boy!

Hippy: BOOOOO *throws rotten tomatoes that she has mysteriously procured*

Bono: *also procures some tomatoes and throws them*

Larry: FOAD you don't know talent if it was gyrating right in front of your face.

Axl Rose: Hey I'm in this story too! *runs up to the stage* *sings Sweet Child O' Mine*

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Bono: CHEATER!!!!! Ya didn't see me singing Losing My Religion, did you?

Edge: Uh, Bono, you didn't write that.

Bono: OH yeah, well still, CHEATER!

Larry: You girls aren't going to let him go up there and cheat are you?

Gina: Say what?

Larry: I bet you can s.. sn.. do Guns 'n' Roses better than he can!

Hippy: Um, Lardence, he's Axl Rose...

Larry: GO TRY.

Kristie: Man, you are a weirdo.

Kristie busts out her favorite G n R song... PARADISE CITY!! and, of course, her Axl Rose impersonation which tends to sound a lot like Ethel Mermon.

Kristie: Oh won't you please take me HOME!! *twist*

And then she attempts the...

Kristie: *attempted snake dance*

Larry: YES!!!

Hippy: That looked more like Stevie Wonder than the snake dance... man, I'm thirsty. IwishIhadasupersizeCOKE.

SupersizeCoke: *appears*

Larry: SHIT. Must have been the Stevie Wonderness...

Gina: What ARE you babbling about?

Larry: Well, since SHE can't do it, why don't you two try to out-do Axl Rose?

Hippy: Are you sure all that turban wearing hasn't done something to your brain?

Larry: Pleeeeease? *looks cute*

Gina: WHOA can't resist that.. fine.

Gina and Hippy bust out Welcome to the Jungle. Gotta love that.

And then... after much ado...


Gina and Hippy: *snake dance*

Larry: FINALLY!! Okay wish for something.

Kristie: IWISHALLYERCLOTHESWOULDDISAPPEAR!

Larry's Clothes: *stay on*

Larry: Hallelujah!

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Twins: *hoe down*

Bono: Okay, what just happened?

Larry: Well, you see, all genies can be freed from their.. moobies... if the holder of the mooby does a certain thing. Mine just happened to be the snake dance. However, one stipulation is that I could not say "snake dance." And since YOU would never do the snake dance, I've been trying ALL DAY to get these three to do it. I'm FREEEEEEEE!!!!

Twins: HOORAY!

Kristie: Exactly... how free are you? *evil grin*

Larry: Not that free, Porn Girl.

And they all lived together happily ever after, only ever arguing over which twin got two sexay men for the day. There's four boys and three twins, after all...

THE END

Twins: *bow*

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~ALOTWU!~
"It never ceases to amaze me. Here, we have a man who claims professes to enjoy flower arranging, has no qualms over donning a skirt at any given time and, now we learn, prefers to use the ladies' restroom. And yet somehow he manages to embody all that is masculine and sexy. I don't know how he does it. " ~Gina, on Adam
Gina: WOOHOO!
 
#1: I got the shock of my life when, as scrolling down to read the story, I see Axl Rose in his chonies and you can see... erm... you can see... youknowwhat. heh.

#2: Did someone say Ethel Merman? BWAHAHAAHAHAH! She of warbly-voiced-never-needed-a-mic-while-on-stage-singing-to-twenty-thousand-people? Ooooooh... *that* Ethel Merman. Disco knows just how much Ethel Merman trivia I er, have to put up with on a daily basis. heh.

*SNERK* Ethel Merman. tee hee.

Niiiiiice story. LOL

Moonie
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Originally posted by moon_is_playing_tricks:
#1: I got the shock of my life when, as scrolling down to read the story, I see Axl Rose in his chonies and you can see... erm... you can see... youknowwhat. heh.

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OH MY I did not notice that
Blame Gina! SHE FOUND IT!!!

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*LOVETH STORY*

Twins, if you're hurtin' for another person to pick up the extra-member-of-U2 slack .. look no further than right here. I'd be happy to help.
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"Adam's in his world, lost to the music. You've probably never seen a happier person in your life."
~BP Fallon

"It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word."
~Andrew Jackson

~~S&C~~
 
first, LMfeckin'AO!!!!!!!

second, *wishes she could write exciting stories (for boys *giggle*) involving her and a certain sexay bass player

third, loveth adam singing!

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love is blindness
i don't want to see
won't you wrap the night around me
o my heart
love is blindness
 
*Ethel bursts in, no mic necessary*

There's NO business like SHOW business...
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OMG, Dana I thought the same thing...Axl from the washboard belly DOWN is fiiiiiine. DAYUM those THIGHS.
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*bounces quarter off thigh*

GREAT story, girls! *clap clap clap*
 

when i first saw this i kinda thought he looked like kevin bacon!!!

*runs away from larry lovers*

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love is blindness
i don't want to see
won't you wrap the night around me
o my heart
love is blindness
 
*bump* for a number of reasons:

1) I needed some humor
2) I'm listening to "Lola" again! *pictures Adam shimmying*
3) My twins are both coming to visit me!
4) I'm going home tomorrow
5) okay, so this is really a list of things that are making me really happy right now
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Edit:
6) Oh yeah, AND it's moobday!
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The whole wide world feels like a shrine to the worker bees, who stole it from God anyhow.
Lay it down, child
Lay it down, child
And walk into this room all made with love for you...


And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

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