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IT was early Monday morning at PLEBA mansion as none of the girls wanted to get up, after their long weekend of partying. Lemonboy was downstairs in the kitchen fixing up a nice batch of biscuits and some fresh coffee.

MG:*hears a ringing from far away as she's still asleep but wakes up to find it's her cellphone and answers* Helloooo...Edge?...Uh huh..*clears throat* You've what?....another invention *sighs*....it's not going to involve us getting killed in some weird time period again is it?....uh huh...yeah i guess you can come over...ok....bye. *hangs up and drags herself out of bed and downstairs where she finds Clarity, Bluey, Echo, AE and Lemonboy sitting at the table* Good morning guys.

All: Morning MG

MG: You know I just got a call from Edge...

Echo: Edge??? Ohhhh what did he say?

MG: He has a new invention he wants to show us.

Bluey: Another invention? *sighs* I swear this boy wants me killed in another era or something.

MG: Yeah he said he was going to come over and show us.

AE:*scared*

Lemonboy:*gives MG some coffee and biscuits* That boy, he just has too much time on his hands.

Clarity: Yeah, he needs to find a new hobby or something.

*Time passes and the gang is in the living room watching their favourite soap opera*

Bluey: That bitch! She thinks she can get away with that?

Lemonboy: I know she's such a whore, sleeping around like that.

*The doorbell rings*

MG: Hey Lemonboy, aren't you going to get that?

Lemonboy: Can't one of you girls get that?

Clarity: You're the bootler remember?

Lemonboy: Fine fine! I'll get it I guess. *stands up and answers the door* Well good morning to ya Edgie my boy. Please come in the girls are in the living room.

Edge:*smiles* Thanks. *walks into the living room* Good morning girls

All:Good morning Edge!

Edge: If I may turn off the tv for a few minutes, I promise I won't take up too much of your time.

Echo:*smiles* Anything for you Edge.

AE:*rolls his eyes*

Edge:Thank you. *clears throat* Well as I told MG earlier, I have a new invention.

Bluey: Oh what is it this time science boy?

Edge: I invented a magical remote control in which you can put yourselves into whatever is on the TV!

All:*quiet*

Edge: Eh, yeah. I tried it myself, I was in Weird Science.

Bluey: *laughs* That stupid movie?

Edge: Anyway, I wanted to ask you guys to try it out.

Clarity: Oh no, i'm not trying out any of your stuff again! We almost got killed twice last time.

Edge: Please! I promise, even if you get shot in the movie nothing will happen to you in real life.

MG: Well I guess I could try it. I mean there's nothing to lose.

Bluey: Good bye MG, by the way, can I keep some of your stuff when you're dead?

MG: Oh shaddup, I highly doubt I can die there.

*Edge zaps the remote at MG and she disappears*

Echo: Where did she go?

Edge: I don't know, let's see what's on tv. *Turns on the tv and finds MG at.....*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

IT'S A MUSICAL JOURNEY!
 
*giggles and waits for next chapter of MG's story*

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"It's all about drums."

Proud owner of the mofoin Discoboos (boom cha!) and Larry's stick...hehe.

Whether you love me or hate me you can still email me: clarityat3am@hotmail.com
 
YAY!!!

I usually don?t like mondays but when there?s another MG story,life is sweet!
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"Master of sexual innuendo"

"PLEBA Mansion Bootler"

"Proud member of the U2 gender"
 
Edge: I don't know, let's see what's on tv. *Turns on the tv and finds MG at.....* It's Gone with the Wind! and Larry is there in the scene.

Clarity: *mumbles* Bitch. I want to do this too now!

Edge: well let's wait and see what happens..

*In the movie*

MG: Oh Larry, eh, I mean Rhett my darling I love you.

Larry: Frankly my dear, I don't give a fookin damn! *snarl*

Edge: You ready Clarity? Let's switch channels. *changes channel then zaps Clarity into the tv*

Bluey: What movie is it this time?

Echo: Uh oh! It looks like Godzilla!

Lemonboy: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*In the movie*

Clarity:*mouthing in japanese with english voice over* MG! Over here girlie!

MG: Hey Girlie! Eh, why is your mouth moving faster than what you're saying?

Clarity: Fook we're in a Godzilla movie!

MG:*points* OMG IT's Bono! It's It's...Crotchzilla!

Clarity:*screams* Help meeeeeeee!!!

Crotchzilla:*Thrusts and zipper busts, Roaring and stomping*

MG: Fook! Let's get the fook outta here!

Clarity:*screams again* OH NO! IT'S FOADZILLA!!!!

Foadzilla:*stomps and says nonstop* FOAD! FOAAAAAAAAAAAAD! FOOOOOOAAAAAAADDD! *grabs Clarity and lifts her up*

Clarity: Ohhhh, well hello there mr Foadzilla, you look mighty snarly today.

Foadzilla:*lifts eyebrow* Foad?

Clarity: Oh yeah definitely.

*Enter Blushzilla and WillieZilla on the scene*

Blushzilla:*Blushes and stomps*

WillieZilla:*shows off his willie, looking for girls*

MG: Oh my gawd!!!!!!! IT's so biiiiiig *screams*

Bluey: Don't you think you should get them out of that movie?

Edge: Eh, ok. Do you want to join in Bluey?

Bluey: Yeah what the hell, i've nothing better to do anyway.

Edge: Alright! *Changes the channel and zaps Bluey into the movie*

*In the movie*

Bluey: Hey where am I? Oohhh, a lovely cruise ship, well finally I get to work on my tan.

MG: Hey bluey over here girlie!

Bluey: Well hello girls. We finally get a good movie eh?

Clarity: Yeah definitely, eh wait...is that an iceburg over there?

MG: Oh crap.

All: TITANIC!!!?!?!?! *scream*

Clarity: Oh great I hope you girls are good swimmers!

MG: Even if we survive this we'll freeze to death in the waters.

Bluey:*puts on Lifesaver* Hey let's go to the ship over there..

Captain: Sorry this ship is full.

Clarity: What do you mean full???? Oh crap we're going to die aren't we???

MG: Edge Edge! Change the channel!!!!

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

IT'S A MUSICAL JOURNEY!
 
LMMFAO!!!!! Foad?? rofl!!!!!! *laughs hysterically*

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"It's all about drums."

Proud owner of the mofoin Discoboos (boom cha!) and Larry's stick...hehe.

Whether you love me or hate me you can still email me: clarityat3am@hotmail.com
 
New sig check...don't mind me.
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From Telly Time at the PLEBA Mansion by our very own Mullen-Girl:

Foadzilla:*stomps and says nonstop* FOAD! FOAAAAAAAAAAAAD! FOOOOOOAAAAAAADDD! *grabs Clarity and lifts her up*

Clarity: Ohhhh, well hello there mr Foadzilla, you look mighty snarly today.

Foadzilla:*lifts eyebrow* Foad?

Clarity: Oh yeah definitely.



Proud owner of the mofoin Discoboos (boom cha!) and Larry's stick...hehe.

Whether you love me or hate me you can still email me: clarityat3am@hotmail.com
 
Oh yes...this is my sig...hehe

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From Telly Time at PLEBA Mansion by our very own Mullen-Girl:

Foadzilla:*stomps and says nonstop* FOAD! FOAAAAAAAAAAAAD! FOOOOOOAAAAAAADDD! *grabs Clarity and lifts her up*

Clarity: Ohhhh, well hello there mr Foadzilla, you look mighty snarly today.

Foadzilla:*lifts eyebrow* Foad?

Clarity: Oh yeah definitely.



Whether you love me or hate me you can still email me: clarityat3am@hotmail.com

[This message has been edited by clarityat3am (edited 02-11-2002).]
 
Originally posted by MikeSt:

See Clarity, MG's stories not only entertain but they gave you an op for a new sig!!!!!!!
woo hoo!


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(takes this opportunity for a gratuitous sig post. muahahahah)


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From Telly Time at PLEBA Mansion by our very own Mullen-Girl:

Foadzilla:*stomps and says nonstop* FOAD! FOAAAAAAAAAAAAD! FOOOOOOAAAAAAADDD! *grabs Clarity and lifts her up*

Clarity: Ohhhh, well hello there mr Foadzilla, you look mighty snarly today.

Foadzilla:*lifts eyebrow* Foad?

Clarity: Oh yeah definitely.
 
Edge:*changes the channel quickly* There finally.

Echo:*dances* Hey I know this music!

Lemonboy: Austin Powers!!!!!

*In the movie*

Bluey: Oh yeeeeeah I love this movie.

MG: Hey we're one of the robot babes. Hmm I've never seen myself as a blonde.

Bluey: Blonde???? Oh gawd no.

Clarity: Hey look who's playing Austin Powers!

MG: OMG!!! IT's Adam!!! Bwahahahahahahaha

Austin: Do I make you horny baby???

Clarity: NO, but you do have a big willie *giggle*

Austin: *dances*

Bluey: Hey isn't this where we're supposed to combust??

MG: Oh yeah....Edge get us out of here!!!!

Lemonboy: Let them combust, they deserve it.

Edge:*switches channels* OK this is the last one, then i'll zap them out.

Echo: Eh, can we say boring nature channel?

*In the nature show*

Nararator: And this is the loveable but so dangerous Bengal Tiger...

Bluey: Oh shite, we're going to be chased by a tiger aren't we?

MG:*to the tiger* Here kitty kitty...awww aren't you so cute???

Clarity: Get the fook away from the cat!!!!

MG: Awwwwww but it's like a big version of Mullen Kitty. *pets the Tiger and the tiger growls*

Bluey: Are you mad???? It's going to attack us because of you!!!!

Tiger:*slowly gets up and stands in pouncing mode*

MG: Awwwww kitty wants to play???

Tiger:*pounces on MG and starts to lick her face*

MG: See guys I told you he wasn't that bad.

Clarity: AWwwwww how sweet, now can you get us back home please Edge????

Edge:*turns off the tv and zaps the girls back to PLEBA Mansion* Well what do you girls think?

Bluey: Never again!

Clarity: It was intresting

MG: It was fun let's do it again!!!!

*The gang proceed to the kitchen to have lunch and talk about their experience with being a tv star*

The End.

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

IT'S A MUSICAL JOURNEY!
 
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tiger whore kitties....*snorts hairball up her nose* BTW Speaking of which MK is right behind me meowing and ringing her bell. she says she approves lmao

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

IT'S A MUSICAL JOURNEY!
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tiger whore kitties....*snorts hairball up her nose* BTW Speaking of which MK is right behind me meowing and ringing her bell. she says she approves lmao


BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
Clarity:*screams again* OH NO! IT'S FOADZILLA!!!!

Foadzilla:*stomps and says nonstop* FOAD! FOAAAAAAAAAAAAD! FOOOOOOAAAAAAADDD! *grabs Clarity and lifts her up*

Clarity: Ohhhh, well hello there mr Foadzilla, you look mighty snarly today.

Foadzilla:*lifts eyebrow* Foad?

Clarity: Oh yeah definitely.

*Enter Blushzilla and WillieZilla on the scene*

Blushzilla:*Blushes and stomps*

WillieZilla:*shows off his willie, looking for girls*

MG: Oh my gawd!!!!!!! IT's so biiiiiig *screams*

That was the fookin' funniest thing I have ever read.

I have to stop reading these stories at work ... my co-workers think I am going mad when I start laughing like this.


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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)
 
Oh yeah! Austin Powers,now I know!!

I kind mixed it upwith Boogie Nights,Big willie and all!
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"Master of sexual innuendo"

"PLEBA Mansion Bootler"

"Proud member of the U2 gender"
 
OMG, as ever, I am coming in LATE on this but I am LAUGHING SO HARD I am CRYING!!!
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Cristy, I swear you've outdone yourself on this one...then I burst out laughing again when I saw this picture!

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Forever more I will refer to him as Foadzilla...and I'm gonna sing that BOC song the same way!

"Whoa-oh, there goes Tokyo no no, FOADZILLA!"
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[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 02-15-2002).]
 
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