TAMALE Magazine is back!!!

[WildHonee]

I'm a bit embarrassed....my friends all say "Bunu" like "Boo-noo." But isn't it "Bunn-oh!?"

*sigh* Kids today.

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 12-21-2001).]

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

YE STOLE ME RECIPE!!!!!!!

golly.....he is CUTE!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by elizabeth:

golly.....he is CUTE!

*snarl* Hands off me lemons!

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

 

[Discoteque]

Ehm...."Lemons" - is that another metaphor for Larry's balls, Mona???

Eh, fix me a drink there, Larry, while ye'r at it...tis been quite a day...

Originally posted by WildHonee:
*snarl* Hands off me lemons!

OMG...I'm listening to a song right now, called "the Christmas BALL!" OMG!! And it's by Leon RedBONE!!! OMG!!!

*scandalized and red as a Christmas ornament!*

[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 12-21-2001).]

 

[Foadie]

ELIZABETH YOU CAN'T HAVE LAR-BEAR'S PANTS THEY ARE MINE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
Ehm...."Lemons" - is that another metaphor for Larry's balls, Mona???

Eh, fix me a drink there, Larry, while ye'r at it...tis been quite a day...

OMG...I'm listening to a song right now, called "the Christmas BALL!" OMG!! And it's by Leon RedBONE!!! OMG!!!

*scandalized and red as a Christmas ornament!*

[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 12-21-2001).]

LMAO

Don't squeeze his--

*censors come in and give Mona a Bon Jovi rock tumbler* oooo....*is distracted*

LARRY: I got yer Christmas ball right here...

Larry in RED

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

 

[elizabeth]

it's like a whole new world is opening up here....there are attractive men besides adam...whoa, did that come outta my mouth?

yeah, if i couldn't get adam, i'd go for larry.

big time.

no problem.

 

[Foadie]

*gasp* SCANDAL!!! Neva!!! Adam is good Elizabeth...the paaaaaaannnnntsssss they are calling yyooooouuu....

 

[Echo]

I am laughing so hard I hardly noticed that y'all hijacked my thread.

This is what it's all about. Young sexy New Wave tarts. And don't you forget it.

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

This is it! I've been waiting two hours for this! It's a revolution! Blood runs! Flags wave! Come on everybody, throw down your tools and throw up a barricade! Run into the Winter Palace and stand on the tables waving bits of paper at each other! "Hello, are you the Czar?" "Yes, I am actually." BLAM BLAM! Ha ha! Tough luck, FASCIST! That's what happens to people who aren't working class!

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

 

[Party Girl_75]

*receives latest edition of TAMALE magazine*

LMAO..this is too fu**in funny. thank you. Bluey, your advise column is much better than Ann Landers and Dr. Ruth.

submits letter to Dr. Bluey:

Dr. Bluey:
I am having a problem driving lately. I was listing to the Pop Muzik remix on the way to a friends house this evening and heard Bono's heavy breathing at such a high volume that I got so distracted by it that I missed my turn and nearly caused an accident. What can I do to prevent this in the future?

-Drivin Crazy in Atlanta

 

[OnTheEdge]

Originally posted by Discoteque:

Eh, fix me a drink there, Larry

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

"Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness.....
To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[Echo]

Okay, I'll bite...

EDGE: Oh, MAN. I still got marks from the LAST time.

ECHO: No, not you. I mean I gots a question for Dr. Bluey. Strange, you say, me being a licensed psychotherapist and Pimpstress myself. But sometimes its good to get an outside opinion.

Dear Dr. Bluey -

I keeps me many hoes in my stable, but there's dis one particular Man-Slut that I especially favors. Now, I tries ta be a kind lovin' pimpstress, so rather than ruining his moral purity with filthy lucre, I just takes all the money he makes wid his FINE azz and instead see that he's well taken care of. Fo example, I brings him to this bomb-azz internet forum that I frequents. Now suddenly he's hanging all over the other girlz on this forum like a cheap suit, offering his goods at NO CHARGE! Man, who eva heard o' DAT? I try to be a versatile Pimpstress. I mean, I can keep my mind on my money, AND my money on my mind. But this ain't the kind of Man-Slut that gots a negotiable price on his behind.

So, Docta Bluey, how can I keep my Man-Slut in line widout ruinin' my rep as a benvolent Pimpstress?

Sincerely,
Pimpstress In Peril

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

This is it! I've been waiting two hours for this! It's a revolution! Blood runs! Flags wave! Come on everybody, throw down your tools and throw up a barricade! Run into the Winter Palace and stand on the tables waving bits of paper at each other! "Hello, are you the Czar?" "Yes, I am actually." BLAM BLAM! Ha ha! Tough luck, FASCIST! That's what happens to people who aren't working class!

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

 

[blueeyes]

Originally posted by Echo:

Dear Dr. Bluey -

I keeps me many hoes in my stable, but there's dis one particular Man-Slut that I especially favors. Now, I tries ta be a kind lovin' pimpstress, so rather than ruining his moral purity with filthy lucre, I just takes all the money he makes wid his FINE azz and instead see that he's well taken care of. Fo example, I brings him to this bomb-azz internet forum that I frequents. Now suddenly he's hanging all over the other girlz on this forum like a cheap suit, offering his goods at NO CHARGE! Man, who eva heard o' DAT? I try to be a versatile Pimpstress. I mean, I can keep my mind on my money, AND my money on my mind. But this ain't the kind of Man-Slut that gots a negotiable price on his behind.

So, Docta Bluey, how can I keep my Man-Slut in line widout ruinin' my rep as a benvolent Pimpstress?

Sincerely,
Pimpstress In Peril

Dear "Pimpstress",
Your plight is a surprisingly common one. Man whores are, as a group, wiley and hard to control...May I suggest joining a support group for "Madams Of Man-Whores" or MOM for short. MOM is an excellent group, offering tips on how to disciplene and communicate with your chattel. They even have a once a month bake sale, which raises money to help fledgling pimpstresses afford gold chains and large hats.
But I digress. What you have to do with this particular "man-slut" is to rastle him to the ground and equip him with a chastity belt. Now you may think to your bad self..."Bitch! I ain't gonna make no damn money offa his fiiine ass if he's all muzzled up! What-cho talking 'bout?". But hear me out...You have the key to his "man-gina", customers must now come to YOU to get the key. You as a pimpstress (and quite a reasonable and well spoken one at that...kudos on your impressive vocabulary!) now control who gets the key to the man-gina and who doesn't. No money, no key. It's very simple. In no time at all he'll sashay back up to you singing a chorus of "Hey, say, hey...baby I got cha money!".
In short...I'm down wid what choo sayin'...
Hope that helped yo' fine ass!
-Dr. Bluey

 

[Echo]

Dammit, Bluey, why do you have to make things so DIFFICULT for me?

Do you know how painful it is to come across someone who is funnier than I am?

I have to sit there and decide whether I love them or hate them for it!

*sigh* *thinkthinkthink*

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

This is it! I've been waiting two hours for this! It's a revolution! Blood runs! Flags wave! Come on everybody, throw down your tools and throw up a barricade! Run into the Winter Palace and stand on the tables waving bits of paper at each other! "Hello, are you the Czar?" "Yes, I am actually." BLAM BLAM! Ha ha! Tough luck, FASCIST! That's what happens to people who aren't working class!

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

 

[Can'tSeeOrBeSeen]

Originally posted by blueeyes:


Well, Mona...we've all been there. You are suffering from what we professionals like to call "PLEBA-Induced Tourette's Syndrome". PITS is a serious, but treatable condition...

OMG!!!! PITS!!!!! Tears are pouring down my face!!! This is the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!!! Bluey, you are dangerous to my health!



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Oh great ocean
Oh great sea
Run to the ocean
Run to the sea

 

[Gina Marie]

ROTFLMAO!!!

I want MORE Dr. Bluey!!

Dear Dr. Bluey,

How can I cure my obsession w/ Larry's 'man-cleavage' and Edge's bedazzled pants?

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[Mullen-Girl]

LMFAO BLUEY!!!!!!!! That was some funny shite

You kill me girlie

Ok ok I have a question!

Dear Dr. Bluey,
I've been having problems putting up with buttons hitting my eyes, the buttons off of Larry's shirts. How can I deal with this?

Blinded by buttons

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

 

[Bonochick]

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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."

 

[FallDownJulie]

OMG! ECHO!!! BLUEY!!!

BONOCHICK! what are you trying to DO to me?!?!

YUM!

LOL!

YUM!!

*faint*



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~Julie*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

(~Monty Python)

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by Foadie:
*gasp* SCANDAL!!! Neva!!! Adam is good Elizabeth...the paaaaaaannnnntsssss they are calling yyooooouuu....

pants?

where? where? where?

*dashes back and forth like a puppy*

 

[WildHonee]

LMAO bc Echo canNOT stop posting that Tart Edge pic

Didja see Edge in tearaway pants?:

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
LMAO bc Echo canNOT stop posting that Tart Edge pic

Didja see Edge in tearaway pants?

When I'm around, they're ALL tearaway pants, my dear.

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

Hell hath no fury like the vast robot army of a woman scorned!

"Now you stop all this naked foolishness and go outside! It's too nice a day to be stupid indoors!" - Ren Hoek

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

 

[hippy]

ROFLMFAO!!!!

This thread is hilarious!

And now my question for Dr. Bluey:

Dear Dr. Bluey,

I have this terrible addiction that I just can't seem to break. I feel the need to be online all the time. There's this one place I can't stay away from, we'll just call it "EBA-PL-ay". I find that if I miss a night of being on "EBA-PL-ay" my spit glands get clogged up cause they haven't been emptied, my hands shake, I laugh nervously, and I hear a certain someone moaning all the time! Help me please!

hippy-addict!

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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Create Light
Create Unity
Create Joy
CREATE PEACE!

 

[Phuzzie_the_camera_girl]

ooh! So where are all the old issues of TAMALE????

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*~*Phuzzie*~*

WARNING: Insanity is highly contagious!

 

[Jenn121]

uuuuuuugggghhhh. Tried lemon vodka cake recipe last night. Need hangover help....
keyboard is covered in lemony-sticky mess.

Dear Dr. Bluey,

Need hangover remedy to lemon vodka cake. Cannot lift head off desk.

Sincerely,
Will never drink again

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Phuzzie_the_camera_girl:
ooh! So where are all the old issues of TAMALE????

*nests* Mine all mine...

Em...or you could try doing a search

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

"I'm allergic to violence! I break out in blood!"

 

[GypsyHeartgirl]

What happened to the one where Bono was in a towel, didn't I see something like that once? It was good, could you please post him again?

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"I've been all over,
and it's been all over me!"

 

[WildHonee]

EDGE:
http://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/Forum7/HTML/002314.html

LARRY: (my personal favorite)
http://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/Forum7/HTML/002337.html

ADAM:
http://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/Forum7/HTML/002386.html

BONO:
http://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/Forum7/HTML/002485.html

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

"I'm allergic to violence! I break out in blood!"

 

[Phuzzie_the_camera_girl]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
EDGE:
http://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/Forum7/HTML/002314.html

LARRY: (my personal favorite)
http://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/Forum7/HTML/002337.html

ADAM:
http://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/Forum7/HTML/002386.html

BONO:
http://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/Forum7/HTML/002485.html

Thanx, Mona!

<-----Thinks it would be so cool if Bono wore ONLY towels to concerts!

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*~*Phuzzie*~*

WARNING: Insanity is highly contagious!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Phuzzie_the_camera_girl:
Thanx, Mona!

<-----Thinks it would be so cool if Bono wore ONLY towels to concerts!

*mind wanders*


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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

"Get me the Bean Giant!" ~Houdini~