Story time!!!!!!! PLEBAns on the MOON!

[Chrissie Clayton]

This is going to be funny...

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*It is a beautiful day (the sky falls and you feel like it's a beautiful day) in Ireland and Edge is in his lab when the doorbell rings*
Edge: *yells* Hey guys, please open *no answer* Oh damn it seems I have to answer.

*Opens the door and the postman stands there*

Postman: Hi, Dave Evans?
Edge: Yeah, but The Edge for the friends.
Postman: *raise his eyebrow* Okay I only need Dave Evans.
Edge: Okay I'm here!
Postman: Yeah. You got this parcel, um would you sign here please? and here.
Edge: Sure *signs* Thanks.
Postman: Bye.
Edge: *shuts the door and walks in the living room finds the lads* Wow this is from the NASA!
Bono: NASA? The one in Houston? What do they want?
Larry: To tell Edge that he's from Mars.
Adam: Or they want Bono to make a speech and present it to aliens.
Edge: Noooo. I applied for this?um?so there was an article in the Science Magazine?
Larry: You're a subscriber?????????
Bono: You didn't know it????? OH surely you don't live here anymore.
Adam: Though he spends all the time here.
Larry: *sarcastically* Oh sorry if I disturb you.
Edge: Do u want to hear why they need me?
Bono: Oh yes of course.
Edge: So. I saw this advertisement about travelling to the Moon.
Larry: MOON????WTF??? And will you come back?
Edge: Of course. Why, what did you think?
Adam: Well maybe he thought you get lost somehow.
Bono: Okay Edge, finish it.
Edge: Well now they replied that I won this trip and I can bring 7 ppl with me to the NASA and to the MOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN.
All: *GASP* WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW.
Bono: *wakes up from dream* Okay, I guess you'll bring us, and what about the other four?
Adam: Oh I guess Jem will be the one?*grins*
Edge: And what about bringing Ana, MG and Chrissie too?
Larry: Oh yeah call'em.
Edge: *calls the girls*?Oh hi Cristy well?girls I have an important thing to tell you?oh I'd like to tell it personally?okay?We'll wait for you! Bye *hangs up* Okay so they'll be here in about ten minutes.

*Meanwhile at PLEBA Mansion*

MG: Hey girls guess what?
Jem: What?
MG: Edge wanna tell us something.
Ana: And what is this in connection with?
MG: I don't know, but it can be something serious, I could feel it in Edge's voice. But I promised we'll be there in 10 mins.
Chrissie: Then what are we waiting for?

*They head U2 Mansion and Larry invites the ladies in*

MG: So what was so important????
Larry: Just come in and?you'll find out. Well I can tell that this is a big present for you gals.
Ana: OOOOOHHHHHH Present for ALL of us?????? What is it?????? All of you going to do a strip?
Larry: *rolls his eyes* Not that kind of present. But after?well?maybe?
MG: *gasp* Oh honey in front of the girls????????
Jem: Go in girls, I wanna see that present.

*They all go in and sit in the empty living room*
*Soon the guys come in*
Ana: So where's our present?????????,
Adam: Patience girls, patience.
Edge: Okay so I won a trip to the Moon and I can bring 7 ppl with me to the NASA, and I thought of bringing you girls.
ALL: WOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*They all start dancing like mad women screaming, and singing meanwhile the guys watching them speechless*

Edge: Okay girls we going to Houston the day after tomorrow. Then we'll have a military training. We'll have to learn how to move in the space and of course we can have a space walk. Then we'll get our spacesuits and we'll take the flight.
Chrissie: Oh can we visit the ZOO station??????????
All: *roll eyes*
MG: What an awesome present.
Jem: Oh so my hero, my scientist and gives us this amazing experience.
Bono: Okay guys I guess we have to pack ALONE if we wanna get ready.
Ana: Why alone? I wanna help you!!!!!
Adam: *rolls eyes* Okay then you will never get ready.
Edge: So everyone has to pack alone, cause I don't wanna miss our flight.

*The girls go home to pack*


[This message has been edited by Chrissie Clayton (edited 04-25-2002).]

 

[JemEvans]

OH MY GOD! The MOOOONNNNNNN!!!! U2 in Outer Space!!! This is so funny!! and look @ the perks Edge gets for being the scientist in the group!! Wonder if it would look anything like this....

ok u can't see the moon but earth is behind them! lol

There's the Moon!

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

*The next day at U2 Mansion*

Larry: Hey guys do u think they're ready?
Edge: Hey man we leave tomorrow.
Larry: Okay but I thought that we could have some fun before leaving.
Bono: Ohh god idea. I'll call them *dials, on phone* Hi Chrissie, r u ready?yeah yeah we leave tomorrow but it was Larry's idea to bring all of you here to make something interesting before the trip?okay I'll pick you up?hey?I promise I'll dive slowly?Adam is NOT free right now?I WILL GO. Don't argue with me girlie. Okay?In an hour?bye *hangs up*

*Meanwhile at PLEBA Mansion*

Chrissie: *yells* Huddle at the living room.
*soon all the girls are sitting on the couch*
Jem: Okay so what's up. Operation plan???????
Chrissie: No Bono called, and asked if we were ready, cause they wanna have us in their mansion and Bono will be here in an hour.
Ana: Okay I'm ready.
MG: Me too. Oh girls, can you believe this? We're actually going to the MOON.
Jem: It's unbelievable. Well how can Edgie come up with these ideas?
Chrissie: I don't know but I hope he will have these ideas very often.

*After chatting for an hour they go their rooms to finish the packing*

*Doorbell rings*

Jem: I'll open *opens door* Hi Bono.
Bono: R U ready? I couldn't find any place to park so please hurry up, I don't wanna be fined.
Jem: Ok I ask the girls.

*Soon they're in the car with all the packages b/c they planned to leave to Houston from the U2 Mansion*

 

[Ana]

OMG!!!!! YAY

We are going to the moon with U2!
*faints*
*wakes up*
*reads the story*
*faints again*

YAY! This sounds like way much fun!

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

*Fortunately they arrive at the Mansion alive and go in*

Bono: Oh honey I'll bring it inside the house.
Ana: Thanks *Bono brings her pack*
Jem: Oh this is your new job? Bellboy????
Edge: I can be your bellboy if you want!!!!!
Jem: Oh sweetie thanks.
Larry: OK go in everybody.

*All go in and sit in the living room*

Edge: So there's one thing I wanna tell you about the Moon *gets a small blackboard and starts to write on it with a chalk*
Adam: *rolls eyes* Okay make a speech please.
Edge: Okay if you're not interested in it?
Jem: Oh we are!!!!!!
Edge: Okay, so the Moon is one of the Earth's?

* Cut to the end of the lecture: everyone sleeps but Jem listens to Edge's presentation*

Edge: So that's why this is so interesting.
Jem: Whoooo honey that was so exciting wasn't it Ana?
Ana: *wakes up* What? Oh yeah Edgie good.
Edge: Hey you fall asleep????
Ana: Not just me. Bono was asleep too.
Bono: *don't reply this*
Jem: And I think he's still.
Edge: Hey was it boring?
Larry: Oh no *yawns*
Edge: Thanks. Hey where's Adam? And Chrissie?
MG: Um I think they had something to do *blush*
Edge: Now that's really good. Why didn't you interrupt me and tell that "Okay Edgie we don't care this stuff" huh?
Bono: *awakes* Hoooo I fall asleep *everyone stares at him* Um, So Edgie where did we pause???
Jem: Okay Bono we finished it.
Bono: Erm?sorry.

*Adam and Chrissie appear in the room*

Edge: Oh, the busy couple?finally.
Adam: Excuse me, but?um?
Chrissie: I showed him?the Moon?on a map.
Edge: All the maps are here with me.
Chrissie: Well I put one into my bag?and I looked for it. And then Adam helped me.
Larry: OHHH, of course.
Bono: Well guys this lecture dragged out and we have to get up early tomorrow and?
Jem: So let's get sleep.
Bono: Sure.

*They all go to sleep (or let's say they all go into their rooms)*

*The next morning Edge is the first to get up like a little child at Christmas, runs down making some breakfast*

*Soon Larry joins him to help and then the others come downstairs and have some coffee and stuff then they start getting ready*

Bono: Okay ladies and gentlemen! Everyone ready to start?
All: YEAH!
Bono: Okay now I'll take 3 ppl in my car and I think Edge would take the other 3 in his.
Edge: Okay Jem, Lars and MG come.
Adam: That means we have go with Bono. My oh my!
Ana: Hey Spoonboy!
Chrissie: Okay children we'll sit at the back, and Bono promises he'll drive not SOOO fast, and dangerous.
All: Okay.

*Everyone gets in the car and they leave*
Chrissie: What a strange feeling!
Adam: What?
Chrissie: I feel like going but I have misgivings.
Ana: Why?
Chrissie: Like I won't come back here.
Bono: WHY? You wanna stay on the Moon or what?
Chrissie: No, but it's like I'm gonna die or something like it.
Adam: Oh honey don't talk about these bad things. It makes me so sad, and I wanna be happy when we land on the Moon. And of course what a silly thought "you're gonna die"
Chrissie: Okay. I just tried to be honest.

*In Edge's car*

Larry: Hey Reg we had to turn right here.
Edge: Nooooo, we have to turn right here.
Jem: Oh honey at the "No turn right" sign?
Edge: OMG, we passed the right way!! What to do?
MG: Okay relax you just have to turn around and go back okay?
Edge: WOOO what a good idea.
All: *roll eyes*

*Everyone arrives at the airport and they take the Houston flight*

 

[AM]

This reminds me of this bit from the UF video...

Eno: Have you heard from Adam?
Bono: No.
Edge: Adam?s lost in space

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I'm a bass player. That's a "singer" question. Lord Adam Clayton

"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01

 

[Ana]

WOO HOO!
Can't wait for monday's update, Chrissie!

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

*At Houston*

Edge: I can't believe I'm here! At the capital of science.
Bono: Okay Edgie, but before you faint please lead us to the NASA.
Edge: Okay, hey look we should go by taxi.
All: Okay.

*They all get in cabs and arrive at NASA*

Edge: *to the receptionist* Hi I'm Edge, um Dave Evans, and I'm here to take the training.
Man: What training?
Edge: To the Moon.
Man: Oh you won the flight, well okay follow me.
Edge: Oh and here are my friends.
Man: I'm afraid they're not allowed to take the flight.
Edge: But in the letter there was: "You can bring 7 ppl"
Man: Oh yeah you can bring them here, to Houston.
Edge: WTF???? NOOOOO but I promised them they could come with me.
Man: Ok I think they'll be disappointed but it's impossible.
Edge: Well okay I'll tell them, could you wait me, please. Just a minute.
Man: Sure.

*Edge goes over to the lads*

Bono: Hey man how long must we?
Girls: Sing this song!!
Bono: *giggles* Okay not really. So do we have to wait more????
Edge: I'm really sorry, but I think yes, you have to.
All: Awwwww.
Edge: And um you have to wit until the?
Girls: End of the world!
Edge: Would you stop it please? So it seems you're not allowed to come with me.
Adam: Wait a minute, that means that you'll go without us????,
Edge: I'm afraid. I can't do anything.
Bono: Okay just wait here and I'll arrange this.

*Bono walks to the receptionist tell him something, and the man nods and goes in an office. Soon bono follows him*

*A few mins later Bono comes back with a big, bright grin on his face*

Bono: Okay we can go.
All: *gasp* What????????
Bono: Yeah, they let us in.
Jem: How do u managed to settle it?
Bono: Well I told the receptionist to lead me to his boss. Then I went into that room and there was his boss, an elderly woman. She recognised me, and said: "oh my god Bono, I'm really sorry for being so rude, well of course you're allowed to take the flight and you can bring anyone else" And then I thanked so now let's go.
Larry: Wow such a diplomat.
Edge: Good news. Well guys now we have to check out our trainer, then we have to pack out.
MG: We'll stay here????
Edge: Why what were you thinking of?
MG: Maybe the Plaza. But not a space centre!
Edge: Sorry to disappoint you but we have to be here, cause if they think we're ready, we'll immediately take the flight.

*They head their rooms, which are not exactly rooms. Rather space capsules*

Bono: We have to live in these for at least a week?
Edge: Yay Bono, you'll bear it.
Adam: Oh I don't mind if I can get a shared room with Chrissie.
Chrissie: *blush, chuckles*
Larry: Oh the closeness attracts you.
MG: And what attracts you?
Larry: Oh honey c'mon you know it!
MG: Sure *smiles*

*The next week is spent with having the training*

*At the last night*

Bono: If I had known that I would be this exhausted I wouldn't have gone into that room.
Larry: Ditto. How will be able to leave tomorrow?
Ana: I don't know what's your problem it was an interesting week, we learned a lot, and guys, do u remember???? WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON!!!
Adam: Okay, but what if I will fall asleep at the spacecraft?
Edge: Where were you when they showed us that how loud is a rocket? You won't be able to sleep in that cacophony.
Adam:

We had that lesson?
Bono: Oh this is Adam. Your habit to miss classes.
Adam: Well I have never been able to concentrate on one thing for hours, and say really clever and intellectual stuff.
Chrissie: Oh honey it's not true. You CAN concentrate on 1 thing for?um?for a really long time.
Adam: Thanks.

*Soon they all go in their rooms, and this time they all SLEEP*

*The next morning is THE morning. They all meet at the buffet to have breakfast and they sit to a round table*

Ana: I'm too excited to eat anything.
Edge: But you have to eat. You know there's no gravity out there and.
Ana: Oh then it's useful if I don't eat anything.
Bono: Honey at least a croissant, or just drink cocoa, or coffee, or milk.
Ana: Okay give me that jam.
Jem: Yes?
Ana: Um?I mean the jam, the confiture?
Jem: Oh.
Edge: Okay so meet at the hangar at 10 AM, and don't forget about your spacesuits.
Adam: Do I look good in it?
All: *roll eyes*
Adam: Hey it's important. I don't wanna look silly when I meet the aliens.
MG: We'll meet aliens?????? I won't go.
Edge: What aliens. There're no aliens.
MG: AWW thanks. Why do u have to scare me all the time?
Adam: Well I didn't joke. So Reg we won't come across aliens UFOs or whatever?
Edge: Nooooo. We're going on the Moon, take a space walk and then we'll come back.
Larry: But that will be very short.
Edge: Well who said it would be a long trip? Okay so at 10 AM.

*At 10 they are led in the spaceship*

Trainer: Ok so you'll hear the loudspeaker count back. Then you'll take off. Have a nice trip, and if you have any questions ask the pilot.
Edge: Thanks.

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

*All take their seats and fasten the seatbelt. The loudspeaker starts to inform them*

Loudspeaker: *in a sing song voice* Welcome everyone at the MoonMission2002. It's 19 degrees outside, 18 degrees inside the ship?
Larry: Oh man will she tell that how high is the grass outside?
Edge: Hey be patient. It won't last too long and then?
Jem: Finally we'll take off.
Edge: Oh yeah. I can't wait.
Chrissie: Yaaay I'm too excited too *holds Adam's hand* Hey honey you wanna broke my bones?
Adam: Oh sorry, but I'm a bit afraid.
Bono: Relax, there won't be any problem.
Ana: Unless we run out of fuel?
Edge: We WON'T run out of it. C'mon guys why are you so pessimistic??????

Loudspeaker:?you'll take of in 10 seconds?10?9?8?7?6?5?4?3?2?1?now you take off. Goodbye.
Edge: OMG OMG OMG OOOOMMMMMMGGGGGGGG.
Jem: Relax.

*The spacecraft slowly starts taking off, and everyone has the heart in the throat. They all so excited*

Pilot: *speaks in the loudspeaker* Now we're going to leave the Earth through the atmosphere. First we'll be at the troposphere, followed by the stratosphere, then the mesosphere, thermosphere and finally the exosphere. Then we'll reach the outer space and in about an hour we'll approach our target, the Moon.
Edge: That sounds exciting.
Ana: I don't know about you but I couldn't understand anything.
Larry: Nor did I.
Adam: Hey at the thermosphere, I guess there's very hot. Won't we burn?
Edge: *rolls his eyes* So it appears you didn't pay attention at the courses.
Adam: Why? I said something?um?embarrassing bullshit?
Chrissie: Oh yeah. Well this ship was built from a certain material. It doesn't let the ship burn.
Adam: Oh okay. Sorry but something always distracted me *stares at Chrissie*
Chrissie: *notices* MMEEEEEEEE????? No way.
Adam: But you sent me flirting signs.
Chrissie: I'm sorry??????
Adam: Yeah you stared at me like "oh honey please, please get me out of here"
Chrissie: Well it wasn't willful. Yeah I thought but I listened to the professor.
Adam: Oh honey, well it's okay, now please send me those signs again to chase the fear.
Chrissie: Certainly *starts smiling, winks etc.*

Pilot: *on the loudspeaker* We're approaching the last station of the atmosphere, the exosphere. It means that we leave the Earth. You can see through the window some interesting and strange clouds.
Ana: Oh will we stop at Zoo station? *nervous laugh*
Bono: Honey relax.
Larry: Hey Bono, remember when you wrote that song?
Bono: Sure, but I don't know what should I remember.
Larry: Oh c'mon. The train.
Bono: Oh yes, yes *grins*
Jem: And would you share it with us?
Edge: Is that when we missed that train?
Larry: Yes.
Bono: Okay so we had to leave a gig quickly but there was no flight, no cab, no car to rent. Then we decided to go by train. So Larry checked the railroad schedule and told us when was the next train. We were all so tired and sleepy, and we settled on a bench at the departure lounge. We all fall asleep, and when we woke up it was morning. And a woman came over to us, she was a cop, and said that we shouldn't be here, cause this is not the homeless' lodging and we'd better leave. Then Edge said that we were not homeless ppl and we were U2, but the woman didn't believe and we were almost arrested.
Ana: And what happened?
Jem: How could you get rid off them?
Larry: Fortunately a train arrived, and we got onto it without even saying a word.
MG: So you escaped from the higher authority?
Bono: Yeah, why? You'd like better if we were arrested?
Chrissie: Of course not, but that was dishonest, dirty trick.

Pilot: *on loudspeaker* If you look through the window you can see the outer space. Wonderful sight and now you can unfasten you seatbelts.
Edge: WOOOOOOOOOOOOW. I've always been dreaming of this.
Larry: *starts humming the Star Wars theme* Cool. I feel like a jedi right now.
Chrissie: Oh the power will be with you.
Adam: Oh you guys love that film?????
Chrissie: Oh I saw it at least 100 times.
Ana: OMG. How could you watch it?
Chrissie: Well I mean the trilogy.
Larry: Which is your favourite?
Chrissie: The return of the jedi. But I guess the Attack of the clones will be good.
Edge: Clones????? Who will be cloned? Darth Vader?
Jem: Oh honey. Look the never-ending space. Soooooo romantic.
Edge: *kisses her* Yeah it is.
Larry: Do u know which star is that?
Edge: There's only one star: the Sun.
Ana: Now Bono you can sing SATS.
Bono: *starts singing and at the refrain everyone joins*
Jem: That was good. But where's the moon?????
Larry: Where's that button which will take us in the "hyperspace"??
Edge: Oh Larry we're not in the Star Wars, and Leia, Luke and the others are NOT here, so enjoy the view, silently.
Larry: *nods*

*Soon the ship arrives and lands on the Moon*


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Ok I'm done for a while, so on Tuesday I'll update.

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

*Soon the ship arrives and lands on the Moon*

Pilot: Okay now take your spacesuits on and if everyone ready we can get off. Ready?
All: Yeah.
Pilot: Then go *opens the door* Watch out. Huge stones.
Edge: We're on the Moon, we're on the moon!!!!!!!!!
Jem: Okay Edgie but please hurry a bit. Don't block the way.
Edge: Oh sorry.
Adam: *starts walking* I'm soooooo light. Like I can fly!
Bono: Okay but don't fly too high!
Ana: *starts singing* Like a fly on the wall, it's no secret at all.
Larry: Hey please stop this.
Ana: What?
Bono: Oh Larry doesn't like listening to our own songs.
Ana: Okay don't be so cruel *sings* You're so cruel.
Larry: *

*

*They walking on the moon for a while, then the pilot asks to leave and they all get in the ship*

Edge: And now we'll just go back?
Pilot: Oh yeah.
ALL: Awwwwwwww.
Larry: What a pity. I'd like to fly for a while.
MG: Oh if we arrive I'll help you fly at home *

*
Larry: *his eyes sparkled*
Adam: *raise his eyebrow*
Edge: Ok guys but up to that please behave.
Larry: Did you hear that?
MG: *cough* Yes *cough*

*They soon approach the Earth*

Pilot: *on radio* Echo. Echo. Position: 78.92.23. OMG they can't hear us. The connection went wrong. What to do?
Edge: OMG. Did you check the cables?
Pilot: Good idea! *checks* Oh yeah here's the mistake *repairs* Thank you. *on radio* Echo. Echo. Can you here us?
Man: *on radio* Clearly.
All: *start to breathe*

*Cut to Edge's living room, all watching TV*

On TV: And Special thanks to Dave Evans for saving the pilot's life. Here's your price *the president gives Edge a medal.
All: *clap* Woo hoo.
Bono: *brings champagne* Cheer for our guard.

*All drink, and cheer for Edge*

THE END

Hope you liked it, and soon an other story coming!

 

[Ana]

YAY! Loved it!

 

[ali26]

i like it.