Spring Break...Pleba Mansion Style

[Mullen-Girl]

It was a beautiful day..(Mona from upstairs: Don't let it get awaaaaaaay)*ahem* anyway it was a beautiful day...(Mona: Don't let it get awaaaaaaaay) Mona will you stop that! (Mona: Sorry) It was a lovely day *pauses* and the girls were planning their Spring break vacation.

Clarity: I don't know what we should do this year.

MG: Yeah beats the hell outta me, although I do feel like going somewhere sunny. The rain here in Ireland is getting me down.

Ana: I completely agree. Why don't we go to a beach.

Disco: There's a beach not too far from here.

Clarity: But it's still rainy and stuff.

Disco: True. Now where should we head off to?

Lemonboy: How about Jamaica Mon? *sings reggae*

MG: That's too far.

Ana: Well how about we call the boys and ask them where they'd like to go and have them come with us?

Disco: That's a good idea! and while we're at it we should call Bluey and get her to come along.

Clarity: Good job. *picks up phone and dials* Hello?....Larry how are ya?...uh huh...look we wanted to know if you guys wanted to come with us for spring break....ooh really?...wonderful so in about an hour?....alright...bye...you hot and sexy stud mooffin...woops eh..you're still there..damn..bye. *hangs up* They'll be here in an hour.

Ana: Well I just called Bluey and she said she'd love to come with us.

Disco: That's good.

Lemonboy: Do I get to come along too?? You know you girls need a bootler wherever you go.

MG: Yeah you can come with us I guess...

Lemonboy: Woo Hoo!!!! I can work on my tan now. I'm going to pack.

*The boys head towards PLEBA Mansion*

Bono: So what are we doing going to PLEBA Mansion?

Larry: Well the girls are planning on going on spring break and I thought it would be cool for us to come along too.

All:*gassssssp*

Edge: YOU actually want to go with the PLEBA girls who you're always complaining about being too obsessive to a place to relax with them?

Larry: Yes.

Adam: Maybe he has the flu? *touches Larry's forehead* You're hot...well I didn't need to touch you to tell you that *wink*

Bono: Well it sounds like a good idea to me. Who better to spend spring break with than with the PLEBA girls. Plus we get to see them in bikinis...Hubba Hubba.

*The boys arrive at the mansion and are greeted by Lemonboy who is wearing a jamaican hat with fake dreadlocks on it*

Lemonboy: Welcome to the PLEBA Mansion Mon.

Bono:*smiles* Yeah Mon we be groovin.

Lemonboy: They're in the living room waiting for you.

Edge: Thanks!

*The guys walk into the living room and greet the PLEBA girls*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Member and Creator of Larry's Angels Harley Club.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

*claps*

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 03-14-2002).]

 

[Ana]

WOO HOO!

A vacation!!!!!!! YAY!

 

[spinninghead77]

Mullen Girl!! Pleeeeeze can I come on Spring Break too????

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***Spinny***
"OH, SINNY- er,um- SPINNY!" (freudian slip?)-JulyFly

"Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????"

 

[JemEvans]

MULLERS!! *LMFAO* I just love your imagination! YAY!! Can't wait to read what else happens...lol 'spring break' around here ended last week...ha and it's not even officially spring. ok i'm done.
LATERS

 

[madamc]

my spring break was 2 weeks ago.


*snags adam*

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id love adam to perform for me..wearing only cologne and a smile

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*All the girls are gathered in the living room: MG, Clarity, Disco, Echo, Mona, Ana, Bluey, Spinny as the boys walk into the room*

Bono: Good afternoon ladies.

All: Hi Bono!

MG: Well I guess we should get started if we want to leave somewhere today.

Larry: Good idea.

Edge: Ok, now what we can do is throw out names of places you girls and guys would like to go. I'll write them down.

Clarity: Good idea. Ok me first. I say we should go to Nice, France.

Edge:*writes* Hmm, ok. MG what do you want?

MG:*grins and giggles*

Clarity: Oh gawd girlie. A place a place!

MG: Eh, how about Crete? I heard it's quite lovely.

Edge:*writes* yeah it is. Ok, Mona where do you want to go?

Mona: Where no girl has gone before....Inside Bono's pants. *giggles*

Larry: OH gawd

Edge: Eh, we'll skip Mona for now. Ok, Disco where would you like to go?

Disco: I'd like to go to Cancun. I heard it's quite lovely.

Edge:*writes* ok. Spinny?

Spinny: I'd like to go to Italy.

*And so it goes...the girls and boys throw out their ideas. They narrow it down to two places: Ibiza or Crete.*

Edge: Ok final vote who wants to go to Ibiza?

Some: *raise their hands*

Edge:*counts* Ok who wants to go to Crete?

Some:*raise their hands*

Edge: Mona you can only vote once.

Mona: Oh, eh. Crete then.

Edge:*counts* OK I think we have a weiner..I mean winner. Ibiza it is!

Adam: Yay! I can't wait to get to Ibiza all the clubs, the girls, the booze!

MG: Woo clubs. I love clubs.

Bluey: I don't care where we go just as long as we go to the beach. I need a tan.

Bono: Ok then it's settled. We'll leave for Ibiza in 2 hours. We'll take Elevation Air.

Ana: Woo can I be a stewardess?

Larry: All you girls can be our stewardesses.

*The gang head back to their respective place and gather their things. MikeSt brings the Discoboos to pick up the girls then goes to the boys' mansion and picks them up, driving the gang to the airport*

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*The gang arrive at the airport and walk towards Elevation air. They throw their things in the cargo thingie and go inside. They sit down and get ready to take off*

Cap'n: This is your Captain speaking. We'll be arriving in Ibiza in 1 hour.

MG: Eh, that voice sounds familiar.

Clarity: Yeah I know. I wonder who it is.

Edge: Oh! It's Adam. He's also a pilot and he flies Elevation Air.

Disco: Eh, is that safe?

Bono: Oh yeah he's been doing it for 2 weeks now. He's only flown small planes but I think he won't have problems flying this one.

Mona: Mommy...

*Meanwhile inside the cockpit (All:*giggle)*

Adam:*looks around* Hmmm...I wonder what this bootin does. *pushes it and the wheels detract making the plane fall* Eh woops

All:*scream*

Adam:*takes mic* Eh, i'm sorry about that. Eh. Give me 5 mins i'll fix it.

Echo: We must be nuts to let him fly this plane.

Bluey: I don't want to die yet.

*After 30 mins the gang decide to get a real pilot*

Larry: Nice try skirt boy. Next time you'll probably kill us.

Adam: How many times do I have to tell you it's not a..oh never mind..it wasn't that bad anyway

*The gang finally take off and in mid flight...*

Ana: We will be serving lunch now.

Larry: Yay! I'm hungry.

MG&Clarity: *walk down the aisle and hand everybody their food*

Larry: Damn it. You 2 girls are obsessed with me and you don't know that I don't eat meat?!?!?!

Mona: Ooooh Larry meat HOO AH!

MG: Just leave it there! I'll eat your meat.

All: *scandalized*

MG: Gawd you dirty minded people...*grins*

Edge: Oooh Happy meal! *plays with the toy*

Spinny: Edge! Eat your food then you can play with your toy.

Edge:*pouts* Okay

Echo: Awwww he looks so cute.

Disco:*on mic* We'll be showing you our inflight movie now.

*In the back MG and Clarity are trying to figure out what tape to put in..They put the first one in and...*

Edge:*bluuuusssssssssssssh* Oh my!

Mona: HOO AH!

Bluey: Eh, I think you girls might have the wrong movie.

Clarity:*peeks* Oh shite we put in porn! Where did this tape come from anyway???

MG: Eh I found it in Adam's bag. *takes the tape out and puts in cartoons*

Edge: Yay!!! Cartoons!! *claps*

*The gang finally arrive at Ibiza*

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*The gang finally arrive at Ibiza*

Bono: Woo! The beach, bring on the sexy ladies in bikinis!

Larry: I think we should check into our hotel first before we do anything.

Disco: Yeah, now what hotel are we staying at?

Ana: I don't know but it's by the beach somewhere.

Spinny: Didn't you get directions?

Ana: Eh, woops.

Echo: Do you remember what it's called?

Ana: Of course! All we have to do is get a taxi.

Adam:*whistles and stops a taxi* Eh ok. Everybody in the taxi

MG: Everybody?

Edge: Eh we're too many people to fit in there!

Adam: Oh c'mon the girls can sit on our laps.

Clarity: I've got dibs on Larry!

MG: Shite.

Larry:*snarl* Fine! Let's all get in!

*THe gang get in the taxi with the 4 guys sitting in the back, Ana sitting on Bono, Echo sitting on Edge, Mona sitting on Adam and Clarity sitting on Larry. Disco, Spinny, Bluey and MG all sit or lay down with various legs, arms sticking out of the car.

Bluey: I can't breathe!

MG: Who's grabbing me arse?!?!

Spinny: Woops I thought it was the seat.

*The gang arrive at the hotel and as the doors open it looks like a wave coming from the beach everybody falls out of the car at once*

Taxi driver: Eh that'll be $50. $10 for the ride and $40 for the extra cargo.

Adam:*pulls out his wallet and pays the man* There.

Bono:*looks up at the hotel* Wow this place is huge.

Ana: Hurry up! I want to get inside to leave our things so we can head for the beach.

*The gang check into the hotel and go to their respective rooms leaving their things in there and head for the beach. MG takes Edge with his floaties into the ocean so that she can teach him to swim. Most of the girls are on the beach getting a tan. Bono and Larry are getting drunk off their arses when suddenly*

Bono:*stands up and sways* I am the king of the bloody world damn it!

Larry: Sit down you silly shite.

Bluey: Oh boy.

Ana: Bono I think you've had enough to drink.

Bono: naaaaaah i'm fineeeeeeeee

Clarity: Eh Larry you too. Eh you're looking a bit green.

Larry: Green is me colour damn it! I'm a leprechaun. *stands up and starts to jig unsuccessfully and falls on his arse*

*Meanwhile in the ocean*

MG: Ok Edge you float on your back.

Edge: How do I float? I'm not a human lifesaver or something.

MG: Just lay back and trust me damn it.

Edge: Well ok. *lays back and as soon as he feels water in his ears..* OMG OMG I'm going to droowwwwwwwwn!!! *flaps his arms up and down*

MG: Damn it Edge! We're only in knee high water if you drown then you're just a dumbarse. *leaves him in the water*

Edge:*flaps his arms and kicks his legs* i'm drooooowning!!!!! *starts to swallow water*

MG:*to Larry* He's drowning again.

Larry: Again? In knee high water?

MG:*sigh* Yes

Larry: Fine i'll save his sorry arse

clarity: But Larry you're too drunk!!

Larry: Nah I'm fine!!! *gets up and heads for the water when...*

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
[BMG: Who's grabbing me arse?!?!

Spinny: Woops I thought it was the seat.

[/B]

Sorry Mullen Girl

Thanks for letting me join the fun!! I looooove being in stories! It makes me smile all day

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***Spinny***
"OH, SINNY- er,um- SPINNY!" (freudian slip?)-JulyFly

"Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????"

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Larry:*slips in the water and flaps his arms up and down next to Edge* I'm drowwwwning too!!!! Help ussssssss!!!

MG:*looks at Clarity* Oh gawd. *sigh* I'll save them both. *runs towards the water Baywatch style and pulls them both up so that they're standing* See you dumbarses you weren't drowning. *sigh*

Larry: You saved my life!!! I love you!!!

MG: Oh if only it weren't the alcohol talking.

Ana: Oh my god Bono what are you doing???

Bono:*pulling off his swimming trunks* I want to be free like willie!

Bluey: OH gawd help us!

Edge:*blussssssssh* Bono put your shorts back on!

Bono:*Throws them in the ocean and runs around* Wheeeeeeeeeeeee

Adam: That's the spirit!

Spinny: Eh maybe we should eh leave the beach before we get arrested or something.

MG: Good idea, now somebody get Bono and find him a towel or something.

*The gang head back to the hotel, with a few flashings inbetween from Bono to the crowd on the street.*

clarity: Next time remind us not to bring the boys along.

Adam: OK I think we should go clubbing tonight.

MG: Yay clubbing!!

Larry: yeah I feel like dancing!

*The gang change and head off for the clubs. They find a club and dance for a while when...*

Clarity: What the fook do you think you're doing?!?!?!

MG: I'm going to dance on the table!!!

Larry: Yeeeeah baby!!!

Bluey: You're going to get us thrown out!

Bono:*takes out wad of money* Yeah shake it!!

Edge:*blushes and closes his eyes*

MG:*dances and starts to undress*

Spinny: What the hell are you doing MG??? You're drunk!!!

MG: Fook off! Leave me alone!

Larry:*jumps on the table and starts dancing with MG*

clarity: WOooo yeah take it all off baby!!!

Adam: Now this is what I call fun!

*The gang party until the next morning and head back to Ireland remembering the most intresting spring break any of them had ever had*

The End.

 

[daisybean]

LMAO @ Free Willy

*chat flashback*

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Daisy

Uncertainty...it can be a guiding light

AIM: daisyone75

http://communities.msn.com/Piccies

 

[JennyBean]

LMAO!!!
That was so funny MG! I was so glad to see one of your stories when I got to the page.
You made my day!

 

[Ana]

BWAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Cristy!! That was HILARRYOUS!!!!! LMAO!!!!

LOL Aw Cristy I missed these scripts... They truly make me feel better!!


Larry, you and Bono got drunk as skunks!! HAAHAHAA!!

Feck I could have gotten advantage of Bono's situation but I'm such an angel

I LOVED THIS SCRIPT!!!

 

[blueeyes]

AWwww!
Thanks MG! YAY! I was wondering where the stories had gone to! That was so cool! Poor Edgie...drowning. Awwwwwwww.

MORE!
-Bluey

 

[Discoteque]

HANG ON EDGIE, I'LL SAVE YOU!!! CANNONBALL!!! *SPLLLAAASSSSHHH!!!*

OMG, MG, these made me LMAO!!! LOVE your stories, keep 'em coming!

Edge:*flaps his arms and kicks his legs* i'm drooooowning!!!!! *starts to swallow water*

Bono:*Throws them in the ocean and runs around* Wheeeeeeeeeeeee

*The gang head back to the hotel, with a few flashings inbetween from Bono to the crowd on the street.*

I certainly hope you have a fun story about the boys cavorting on St. Paddy's day!

disco

 

[Ali Rose]

Yeah I love MG plays!!! You should get paid to write those you have no Idea how funny they are!!! LMAO so many times!! I scared my sleeping cat! MORE!!!

 

[JemEvans]

*tries breathing in between laughing her arse off* I have to say....my Fav. part is.

MG: Ok Edge you float on your back.

Edge: How do I float? I'm not a human lifesaver or something.

MG: Just lay back and trust me damn it.

Edge: Well ok. *lays back and as soon as he feels water in his ears..* OMG OMG I'm going to droowwwwwwwwn!!! *flaps his arms up and down*

MG: Damn it Edge! We're only in knee high water if you drown then you're just a dumbarse. *leaves him in the water*

Edge:*flaps his arms and kicks his legs* i'm drooooowning!!!!! *starts to swallow water*

OH MY POOR EDGE! *ROTFLMFAO*

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Fear Not..For I'll Be Watching You. And I know what you're all thinking. FOR SHAME!!

 

[gone_to_the_discotheque]

Hey MG. This is a really good story. I'm new here and could u introduce me to the guys???? Please. You can call me GD, I think it's an easier name. Thanks