SCANDAL #3.46

[WildHonee]

Did anyone ever stop to think that the Female Orgasmatron is, in fact, Bono's VOX?

O_O

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

 

[Ana]

*is scandalized*
Does it weight 7 pounds???

 

[WildHonee]

The sum total of the universe weighs 7 pounds.

*hint hint* er....lol

THIS is why we could never get our hands....em...on Edge....em Edge's piece....em....piece of....*falls off the mp3*

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

 

[madonna's child]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
The sum total of the universe weighs 7 pounds.

*hint hint* er....lol

THIS is why we could never get our hands....em...on Edge....em Edge's piece....em....piece of....*falls off the mp3*

*is almost scandalized*


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Does love light up your Christmas tree?

Happy Holidays!

"And I wear gray underwear." -Bono

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

...if God will send his angels...

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
The sum total of the universe weighs 7 pounds.

*hint hint* er....lol

THIS is why we could never get our hands....em...on Edge....em Edge's piece....em....piece of....*falls off the mp3*

*sigh* I never understood physics.


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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

This is it! I've been waiting two hours for this! It's a revolution! Blood runs! Flags wave! Come on everybody, throw down your tools and throw up a barricade! Run into the Winter Palace and stand on the tables waving bits of paper at each other! "Hello, are you the Czar?" "Yes, I am actually." BLAM BLAM! Ha ha! Tough luck, FASCIST! That's what happens to people who aren't working class!

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

 

[WildHonee]

...Edge's piece...of, em, equipment....em...

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

 

[Salome]

oooh, sexual innuendos
I'm laughing so hard


oh, haha I said "hard"

excuse me I have to go now and look for a J. Lopez video

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Salome:
excuse me I have to go now and look for a J. Lopez video

!!!!!!!!!!! Lusting after females is NOT allowed! Unless you're ScottPhisto.

....and even THEN....

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

 

[U2002revolution!]

perverts, perverts, PERVERTS!....you are all PERVERTS i say!!!!!!!!

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PERVERTS ARE FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
continue the perversions!

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--U2002revolution
(not-a-newbie)

U2: Rock's Unbreakable Heart!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by U2002revolution!:
perverts, perverts, PERVERTS!....you are all PERVERTS i say!!!!!!!!

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PERVERTS ARE FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
continue the perversions!

*ham*


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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

 

[hippy]

The best scandal yet!

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Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Create Light
Create Unity
Create Joy
CREATE PEACE!

 

[Dark Moon Slayer]

if u want me to I could post a quote, it is funny and u folks might apricate it....not a U2 quote though, it is from Chester of Linkin Park.

DMS

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\m/ \m/
~ROCK FOREVER~

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Dark Moon Slayer:
if u want me to I could post a quote, it is funny and u folks might apricate it....not a U2 quote though, it is from Chester of Linkin Park.

DMS

Bring it!



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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

"I'm allergic to violence! I break out in blood!"

 

[Dark Moon Slayer]

ok here is is...:

Chester: "I love to hear the crowd sing along. it gives me the biggest hard on. of course that means I have an erection for a whole hour every night. (talking to phoenix) I hit ur bass with my dick last night. I still got the bruise"

hee hee...

DMS

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\m/ \m/
~ROCK FOREVER~

 

[Phuzzie_the_camera_girl]

Originally posted by Dark Moon Slayer:

Chester: "I love to hear the crowd sing along. it gives me the biggest hard on. of course that means I have an erection for a whole hour every night. (talking to phoenix) I hit ur bass with my dick last night. I still got the bruise"

*is scandalized by Chester from Linkin Park*
Ehm....Chester scares me now....


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*~*Phuzzie*~*

WARNING: Insanity is highly contagious!

 

[WildHonee]

*hopes Bono won't go raping Adam's bass*

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

"I'm allergic to violence! I break out in blood!"

 

[Dark Moon Slayer]

I have more quotes, not as strange as that one but still funny, actually I have 2 that are stranger...any one wants me to post them just ask and I will.

DMS

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\m/ \m/
~ROCK FOREVER~

 

[Phuzzie_the_camera_girl]

Originally posted by Dark Moon Slayer:
I have more quotes, not as strange as that one but still funny, actually I have 2 that are stranger...any one wants me to post them just ask and I will.

I think I've heard ALL those quotes one too many times, Emily!



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*~*Phuzzie*~*

WARNING: Insanity is highly contagious!

 

[Dark Moon Slayer]

yes yes u have...but no one here has...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!

DMS

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\m/ \m/
~ROCK FOREVER~

 

[Dark Moon Slayer]

ya know what, I am gonna post a quote any way...MWEHEHEHEHE!!!!

Chester-Have you ever played the Penis Game?
Cane-WHAT?!
Chester-The Penis Game!
Cane-What the hell is that?!
Chester-Wanna play it with me?
Cane-Uh, no thanks!
Mike-Oh come on, you know you do!
Cane-Would someone mind telling me what the hell the Penis Game is?
Chester-Its where I slap you with my penis!
Joe-No its not! Someone says Penis really quietly and then someone else repeats but in a louder tone and then it keeps going and going until it gets really loud and the loudest person wins!
Cane-Oh, okay.
Joe-Penis!
Brad-Phoenix has no penis!
Phoenix-Now that you mention it, my name kinda rhymes with Penis!
Joe-No it doesn't!

Chester-Shut up when I'm talking to you before I whip my friend out and give you mushroom stamps!
Mike-Yeah you're little friend ha ha!
Chester-Oh you would know wouldn't you.
Mike-Oh baby, you know it!



Enjoy

DMS

 

[WildHonee]

Mother mother......

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me." ~SmoothCriminal~

 

[madonna's child]

there's too many of you dying...

Originally posted by WildHonee:
*hopes Bono won't go raping Adam's bass*

such a statement only provokes more dirty thoughts...


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Does love light up your Christmas tree?

Happy Holidays!

"And I wear gray underwear." -Bono

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

...if God will send his angels...

 

[WildHonee]

Adam strikes the raunchiest of fears in my heart....

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me." ~SmoothCriminal~

 

[zooropamanda]

some of you kids need to get out more and buy a thesauras while you're there

 

[Salome]

Originally posted by zooropamanda:
some of you kids need to get out more and buy a thesauras while you're there

hahaha,
it's funny 'cause it's true

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

[This message has been edited by Salome (edited 12-24-2001).]

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by zooropamanda:
some of you kids need to get out more and buy a thesauras while you're there

?


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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

"Get me the Bean Giant!" ~Houdini~

 

[moon_is_playing_tricks]

Rawr. Thanks, Mona... here's some more drool-worthy pictures for ya... of the Larry variety...

and my absolute favorite... RAWR...

Happy U2idays, everyone!

Moonie

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If you ask me, I think it's all about drums.
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"If a student with an accordion had come along, I would've played with them ya know...that was where I was at, I was that desperate to play with somebody."
(Larry, about his Mount Temple days, before forming U2)

*Larry, I played accordion. Can I have a drumstick?*
From the heart, on a blue sign, 11-18-01, Vegas

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Tonight the moon has drawn its curtains
It's a private show no one else going to know
I'm wanting

(If You Wear That Velvet Dress)
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Hit Gurl

 

[moon_is_playing_tricks]

????

I'm confused.... are you a U2 fan or a Linkin Park fan????

Moonie

Originally posted by Dark Moon Slayer:
ya know what, I am gonna post a quote any way...MWEHEHEHEHE!!!!

Chester-Have you ever played the Penis Game?
Cane-WHAT?!
Chester-The Penis Game!
Cane-What the hell is that?!
Chester-Wanna play it with me?
Cane-Uh, no thanks!
Mike-Oh come on, you know you do!
Cane-Would someone mind telling me what the hell the Penis Game is?
Chester-Its where I slap you with my penis!
Joe-No its not! Someone says Penis really quietly and then someone else repeats but in a louder tone and then it keeps going and going until it gets really loud and the loudest person wins!
Cane-Oh, okay.
Joe-Penis!
Brad-Phoenix has no penis!
Phoenix-Now that you mention it, my name kinda rhymes with Penis!
Joe-No it doesn't!

Chester-Shut up when I'm talking to you before I whip my friend out and give you mushroom stamps!
Mike-Yeah you're little friend ha ha!
Chester-Oh you would know wouldn't you.
Mike-Oh baby, you know it!



Enjoy

DMS

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If you ask me, I think it's all about drums.
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"If a student with an accordion had come along, I would've played with them ya know...that was where I was at, I was that desperate to play with somebody."
(Larry, about his Mount Temple days, before forming U2)

*Larry, I played accordion. Can I have a drumstick?*
From the heart, on a blue sign, 11-18-01, Vegas

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Tonight the moon has drawn its curtains
It's a private show no one else going to know
I'm wanting

(If You Wear That Velvet Dress)
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Hit Gurl

 

[SicilianGoddess]

Linkin Poop fan indeed.

No room for those fans on this board.

 

[WildHonee]

*tries to save this thread*

Just imagine the Vox.....
o yeah yeah yeah

Pretend the harmonica's gonna come back....hear the vox....

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

"Get me the Bean Giant!" ~Houdini~