SCANDAL #11:HOLY FROTTAGE COTTAGE! Bono's crotch IS the unforgettable fire!

[WildHonee]

Yes, I?ve unearthed another scandal. Previous ones were about bootins and pirates and stenciled goatees. Heheh

You may think of this as en extension to the Elevated Bono thread. *giggles* NO pun intended

I got this idea from Echo?s thread ?What You Need to Know About ScottPhisto?

SCANDAL #11: Bono's Glowing Crotch. This proves Bono has special powers.....that is, if he's not God.

1. Luminous Times

2. MacPhisto is obsessed with shiny things

3. Bono....and some dirty kind of scatter of light

4. the electric company?!

5. fire (October): I feel the fire. I?m going home...to do WHAT, mister?!

6. Ultraviolet...babybabybaby light my way......HOOKIE COOKIE! HOO-AH!

7. Staring at the Sun? NO, I?M NOT!!!!!....how did he know...?

8. Three sunrises......THREE?! For God's sake, man!!!!!! You'll give yourself a heart attack!!!!!

HOLY GUACAMOLE!!!!!!!! BONO?S CROTCH IS THE UNFORGETTABLE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimp Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

Magic magic magic Joe Houdini.....

 

[Can'tSeeOrBeSeen]

LOL!!!!
Tis' True!!!!!

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[wildhoney22]

9) A star lit up like a cigar!

OMG there's another one!

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a little girl with Irish eyes...

We'll shine like stars in the summer night
We'll shine like stars in the winter night
One heart
One hope
One love

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[WildHonee]

MORE EVIDENCE:

It emits so much light that IT'S ALL AROUND HIM!!!! AAAGG!!! Lookit that smile...he's so SMUG

Well, obviously he couldn't just FLASH the crowd. So he had to give them an estimateof just HOW big he--.....waitaminute...that looks like more than 7 pounds...

O MY *faint* Someone else is gonna have to caption that pic. I'm gone, man. How dirty of me to think the thoughts that I think....

heheh OK

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimp Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

Magic magic magic Joe Houdini.....

 

[Can'tSeeOrBeSeen]

10)Indian Summer Sky:
The spark that set the flame
To flicker and to fade

11)Silver and Gold

12)Three Sunrises


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[Mullen-Girl]

Bono: ack my crotch itches *scratch* *scratch* *elevation* woops

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[Echo]

Mona and I both got the idea at the same time!

Visit the ScottPhisto thread for more information...and scandalization...

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"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

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[Can'tSeeOrBeSeen]

13)Alone In the Night........ (doing what?)

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Echo:

Mona and I both got the idea at the same time!

Visit the ScottPhisto thread for more information...and scandalization...

lol
BEDAZZLE ME, EDGE!
ELEVATE ME!!!!!!
ILLUMINATE ME, MONA!

HOO-AH!!!!!!

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimp Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

Magic magic magic Joe Houdini.....

 

[wildhoney22]

14)"In God's Country":

Set me alight
We'll punch a hole right through the night

*OMG I've scandalized myself!!!!!!!*

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~?~*~?~ Katie ~?~*~?~
a little girl with Irish eyes...

We'll shine like stars in the summer night
We'll shine like stars in the winter night
One heart
One hope
One love

roxyangel22@hotmail.com

 

[Ana]

You naughty naughty naughty girls

 

[madonna's child]

love we shine like a burning star...

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Love,
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[madonna's child]

Originally posted by Echo:

let's face it, girls. there has to be one heavenly penis hiding under there.

*i'd like to apoligize for this post*

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"You can download an atmosphere and dial up a groove, but there's a certain magic when three musicians and a dyslexic get together and play in a room." -Bono

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

The city's desire to take me for more and more...

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by madonna's child:
let's face it, girls. there has to be one heavenly penis hiding under there.

*is scandalized* *blushes* *combusts*

 

[Can'tSeeOrBeSeen]

Ok, I was just listening to...

14)If God Will Send His Angels
-The next minute you're blowing a fuse


Yikes!!! Electric!!!

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"Never trust a man who tells you it's from the heart, never trust a man smoking a cigar, never trust a cowboy or a man who wears shades..." - Bono

"I would certainly consider myself to be one of the inventors of the mullet."
- Bono

 

[blueeyes]

"Your love is a lightbulb hanging over my bed...come on, baby, baby, baby light my way!"

nuff said.
-bluey

p.s. LOL at the Macphisto is obessed with shiney things...on my christmas list I just sent to my parents entry #3 was "shiney things...more shiney things!". Ahhh, yes.

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

*reads the above posts*

It's late at night..just rewatched the Bonoporn video...

*faints dead away, happier than a pig in shit*

 

[madzia]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

I got this idea from Echo?s thread ?What You Need to Know About ScottPhisto?

SCANDAL #11: Bono's Glowing Crotch. This proves Bono has special powers.....that is, if he's not God.

the evidence as follows...
pls notice the strategic placement of the sun:

good AC/ventilation system is a key to success...

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by The_Sweetest_Thing:
*reads the above posts*

It's late at night..just rewatched the Bonoporn video...

a BonoPorn video?!

WHY am I just learning this NOW?



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97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

Magic magic magic Joe Houdini.....

 

[MissZooropa]

"We'll shine like stars in the midnight sun..."

Can stars shine when it's sun?? Bono sure has the power. LOL

Love this thread. You guys crack me up all the time.

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[Echo]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

a BonoPorn video?!

WHY am I just learning this NOW?

I believe the Sweetest Thing is referring to the video of Bono doing the Melpop roll in Montreal.

Of course, I set the whole thing up, 'cause I'm the Pimpstress.

ECHO: Okay Bono, according to my black book here you're scheduled for a 10:30 roll on the stage tonight.
BONO: I thought I was just supposed to dance with her!
ECHO: Bee-yotch! My black book don't lie! Now get yo sweet ass out there and roll like you mean it!
BONO: Yes, ma'am.
ECHO: That's more like it...and don't forget, you got a date with Moaner after that.
BONO: AGAIN!? Where is she getting the money?
ECHO: She's paying me in scripts.
BONO: NOOOO! I'll be doing this 'til I die! She'll NEVER run out.
MONA: Don't be long now, Vintage-Boy...

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*Echo the Pimpstress*
Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Admit it. You got a stiffy." - Edge

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

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[Melpop]

Hi...

The bonoporn thingy... yeah well I'm the co-star and I just wanted to let you know that it's back online at my new website (so new that it isn't complete):
www.multimania.com/melpop
(in the my elevation Bono story section... a couple pages into it you'll see a link to it in yellow that says "click here for the best video of my life" or something like that... it's just under a picture of me screaming after the rolling. You need windows media player to read it)

Just watched it myself... still don't believe it.

 

[WildHonee]

Ah. See I'm familiar with the Melpop Roll story. (I just didn't know there was a vid, too) In fact I printed it out and made it into a dartboard. It's quite lovely inbetween my Brian Eno dartboard and my Bon Jovi tapestry wall hanging.

Gr....

Anyway, more about Bono's crotch.....

Feck it all to heck! The link doesn't work for me!!....

not that...I'm interested in things like...Bono rolling around with girls on stage....and becoming elevated...and making suggestive noises....or anything...

or Bono getting all hot...and sweaty....and....elevated...and sweaty...and Irish....I mean...

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

Magic magic magic Joe Houdini.....

 

[BittersweetGirl]

"naked flame..." Hot damn, they just keep coming! *cringe*

 

[Melpop]

If you saw Bono limping in the video... he was just fooling around. No reason why...

And unlike Echo said... it wasn't planned eventhough lots of people asked me if it was or if I knew Bono.

I wish I knew Bono! Anyway... one cannot come down from such an experience... I'm still living in a daze. Like the old saying says:"I'm not coming down".

Forever stuck in the stratosphere I guess... the effect Bono has on me *sigh*

 

[Can'tSeeOrBeSeen]

Originally posted by Melpop:
Hi...

The bonoporn thingy... yeah well I'm the co-star and I just wanted to let you know that it's back online at my new website (so new that it isn't complete):
www.multimania.com/melpop
(in the my elevation Bono story section... a couple pages into it you'll see a link to it in yellow that says "click here for the best video of my life" or something like that... it's just under a picture of me screaming after the rolling. You need windows media player to read it)

Just watched it myself... still don't believe it.

That is the craziest thing I've ever seen!!!!! I am soooooooo jealous!!!! But I'm also very happy for you!!!!! Why was Bono limping??? Did he hurt his leg??? Poor Bono. Lucky you!!!


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"Never trust a man who tells you it's from the heart, never trust a man smoking a cigar, never trust a cowboy or a man who wears shades..." - Bono

"I would certainly consider myself to be one of the inventors of the mullet."
- Bono

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by BittersweetGirl:
"naked flame..." Hot damn, they just keep coming! *cringe*

heheh *gets ideas*......EVIL ones.....

~Phona~