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Old 11-21-2001, 09:41 PM   #1
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SCANDAL #11:HOLY FROTTAGE COTTAGE! Bono's crotch IS the unforgettable fire!

Yes, I’ve unearthed another scandal. Previous ones were about bootins and pirates and stenciled goatees. Heheh

You may think of this as en extension to the Elevated Bono thread. *giggles* NO pun intended

I got this idea from Echo’s thread “What You Need to Know About ScottPhisto”

SCANDAL #11: Bono's Glowing Crotch. This proves Bono has special powers.....that is, if he's not God.

1. Luminous Times

2. MacPhisto is obsessed with shiny things

3. Bono....and some dirty kind of scatter of light

4. the electric company?!

5. fire (October): I feel the fire. I’m going home...to do WHAT, mister?!

6. Ultraviolet...babybabybaby light my way......HOOKIE COOKIE! HOO-AH!

7. Staring at the Sun? NO, I’M NOT!!!!!....how did he know...?

8. Three sunrises......THREE?! For God's sake, man!!!!!! You'll give yourself a heart attack!!!!!

HOLY GUACAMOLE!!!!!!!! BONO’S CROTCH IS THE UNFORGETTABLE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

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LOL!!!!
Tis' True!!!!!

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9) A star lit up like a cigar!

OMG there's another one!

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MORE EVIDENCE:

It emits so much light that IT'S ALL AROUND HIM!!!! AAAGG!!! Lookit that smile...he's so SMUG

Well, obviously he couldn't just FLASH the crowd. So he had to give them an estimateof just HOW big he--.....waitaminute...that looks like more than 7 pounds...

O MY *faint* Someone else is gonna have to caption that pic. I'm gone, man. How dirty of me to think the thoughts that I think.... heheh OK

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10)Indian Summer Sky:
The spark that set the flame
To flicker and to fade

11)Silver and Gold

12)Three Sunrises


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Bono: ack my crotch itches *scratch* *scratch* *elevation* woops

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Mona and I both got the idea at the same time!

Visit the ScottPhisto thread for more information...and scandalization...

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13)Alone In the Night........ (doing what?)
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Mona and I both got the idea at the same time!

Visit the ScottPhisto thread for more information...and scandalization...
lol
BEDAZZLE ME, EDGE!
ELEVATE ME!!!!!!
ILLUMINATE ME, MONA!

HOO-AH!!!!!!

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14)"In God's Country":

Set me alight
We'll punch a hole right through the night


*OMG I've scandalized myself!!!!!!!*

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You naughty naughty naughty girls

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let's face it, girls. there has to be one heavenly penis hiding under there.

*i'd like to apoligize for this post*

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Ok, I was just listening to...

14)If God Will Send His Angels
-The next minute you're blowing a fuse


Yikes!!! Electric!!!

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"Your love is a lightbulb hanging over my bed...come on, baby, baby, baby light my way!"

nuff said.
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p.s. LOL at the Macphisto is obessed with shiney things...on my christmas list I just sent to my parents entry #3 was "shiney things...more shiney things!". Ahhh, yes.
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*reads the above posts*

It's late at night..just rewatched the Bonoporn video...

*faints dead away, happier than a pig in shit*
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Quote:
Originally posted by WildHonee:

I got this idea from Echo’s thread “What You Need to Know About ScottPhisto”

SCANDAL #11: Bono's Glowing Crotch. This proves Bono has special powers.....that is, if he's not God.

the evidence as follows...
pls notice the strategic placement of the sun:


good AC/ventilation system is a key to success...
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*reads the above posts*

It's late at night..just rewatched the Bonoporn video...
a BonoPorn video?!

WHY am I just learning this NOW?



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"We'll shine like stars in the midnight sun..."

Can stars shine when it's sun?? Bono sure has the power. LOL

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