Road to Hell Chapter 8 ~ The End?

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No way....she's writing another chapter???Wow....

Ok yeah I sorta let my baby die, but now I'm gonna give it some closure..I'm just gonna finish it now so not only will this chapter be longer, but....well....it might not be as good as the others
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"MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!"

"What's going on U2Democrat?" Thora asked

"I FOUND IT!!!" She cried out.

"What?"

"THE DR. PEPPER!!!!"

*And so the Plebans got wired on the good Dr. while Edge made some plans*

:edge:: "SOAP!"
:larry:: Soap? That's it mates....Edge has completely lost it
Edge: No listen! If we could find some soap maybe we could use it to slip Bono's hands out of the handcuffs!
:adam:: I've got some soap
Edge & Larry: :eyebrow:
Larry: I'm not even going to ask why you carry a bottle of soap around with you
Adam: What? Doesn't everyone?

And so, the genius Edge used the soap and actually DID slip Bono's hands out of the handcuffs.

bono: mwahahha AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE!!! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH! Er...Um...I mean...Can I have a Dr. Pepper?

bonofox1: You can have my Dr. Pepper Bono :sexywink:

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Above ground, Joe was beginning to wonder just who exactly it was that had been speaking to him through his brain....it didn't seem all that strange to him at first, but in retrospect, he now found it starnge

Joe: *shrugging it off* Oh well, off to the island of Pleba

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By this time the Plebans and U2 were running back up the tunnel....unfortunately they had been driving for a few hours, and they were going to have a long way to go.

Until.....

A light flashed in front of them and suddenly a small man in green appeared.

Everyone: AHHH!
Edge: Who are you?!?
Mystery man: Why I'm a leprechaun
of course
Bono: YOU'RE SHORTER THAN ME!! LOOK EVERYONE THE WEE LITTLE MAN IS SHORTER THAN ME, THE WEE LITTLE MAN IS SHORTER THAN ME!!!!:dance: AHAHAHHAHAAHA VICTORY IS MINE
Adam: Bono....are you feeling all right?
Bono: Sorry....car rides make me act funny
Edge: You actually expect us to believe that you are a leprechaun?
Leprechaun: Well of course I do! I've come to help you young Irish boys out, because I heard of your terrible prediciment
Dreamoutloud turned to everyone and said: Guys....I think that we've all gone :coocoo:
Leprechaun: Just make a wish and I'll grant it! Then you'll see
Bono: OOH OOH OOH :hyper: I wish for a --
Adam Larry and Edge grabbed Bono and put their hands over his mouth before he could say anything
Edge: Not a word bono...not a word....you are not going to waste our one way out of here
Larry: So what should we wish for?
Edge: shouldn't we just wish to get out of the tunnel?
ThoraSEB: NO! I've got it! :evil: I WISH THAT WE WERE ALL TAKEN TO THE ISLAND OF PLEBA!
Bono, Larry, Adam, and the Edge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO






Ok so I changed my mind there will be one more chapter :evil: I hope this was good
 
:drool: OMG, U2 on the island of PLEBA, WITH PLEBANS!


U2 PAR-TAAAAAAAAAY!



:evil: oh yea... a fiiine party taht'd be!


I'm happy you didn't let this die! it's still as amusing as hell :lol:
 
:rockon: B_212. That was a fun read. The island of Pleaba sounds like my kinda place:drool:
 

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