kafrun
Blue Crack Addict
Disclaimer: I do not own U2, PLEBAns, Interference, etc.
This chapter will be split into 2 or 3 posts due to the 10 images/post rule ><
PS - A big thanks to everyone who's been replying, PM'ing and giving me feedback. I love hearing that people are enjoying it and getting a good laugh out of it. It makes my day and pushes me to keep writing : D Luvoo PLEBAns! *GROUPHUG*
It was a lazy afternoon in the U2 camp. The boys were chatting away on MSN when they ought to have been doing other things. You know - making an album, announcing tour dates, that kinda thing..
A rock star is a person in your neighborhood - I try to get along with him, but he starts up with me. Derailing my threads, slagging my lyrics, and now
the moob-off!
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - Yeah, about that.. What the hell is a moob-off??
A rock star is a person in your neighborhood - He's trying to out moob-me!
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - Que?
A man should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold - How can one be out-moobed?
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - Look, it's neither here nor there. The point is I want you two to quit bickering in the threads.
Lardence has been added to the conversation!
Lardence - What?
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - Nothing. Just thought perhaps we could all have a nice, friendly conversation.
Lardence - k
Lardence - Just tell the little one not to flood the screen with smilies.
A rock star is a person in your neighborhood - You're no fun LMJ. Even your screenname bores me.
Lardence - Bono.. Even your EVERYTHING hurts my brain.
Impossible to rhyme with - Better?
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - :O
A man should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold - I don't get it.
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - Don't you remember the Conan O'Brian show?
A man should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold - Oh that tall, funny-looking fellow.
A rock star is a person in your neighborhood - I want those shiny outfits we got to wear in the Year 2000 sketch : D
Impossible to rhyme with - Adam, were you even paying attention that night?
A man should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold - Probably not. If I'm not actually playing, I'm likely thinking about watering my cabbages or something like that.
Impossible to rhyme with has left the conversation
Larry lazily rolled his cigarette back and forth across his lips as he scanned through the PGL boards. The fingers of his left hand drummed the surfaces of anything within reach while the fingers of the right hand maneuvered the mouse. As he got about halfway down the page, he noticed a new thread that Bono had made.
'JOIN THE ONE CAMPAIGN TODAY!!!!!!!!"
Larry took a hard drag of his cig and inhaled the sweet nicotine deep into his lungs. 'Ah yes.. flood my bloodstream with endorphins and make the stupid go away' he thought. He scrolled down a bit further only to find yet another thread by Bono.
'JOIN THE RED CAMPAIGN TODAY!!!!!!!!1"
Larry thought that if he stayed quiet enough, he might possibly hear the sounds of his brain cells exploding. He clicked the link to see just what this was all about. What met his eyes was a huge block of unedited, random, rambling text. 'My god" Larry thought, 'Is it really necessary to use THAT many exclamation points?' Once again, he couldn't resist clicking the 'reply' button.
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
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There are only four people on this entire board. FOUR PEOPLE. And we all already know EVERYTHING there is to know about the Boring Campaign.
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PS:
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He abandoned the thread and opened up his photobucket account. 'Time to add to the Babydoll neck thread,' he decided. Nothing would distract him quicker than that. As he was gathering pics, an MSN IM popped up.
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - How many warnings have I given you now? Quit going after Bono!
Impossible to rhyme with - I can't help it! I can't stand Bono's bloody campaigning. I don't want to hear anymore about the So Boring It Makes Larry Want To Stab Himself In The
Ear Campaign ><
A man should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold has been added to the conversation!
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - The man is passionate about what he does, you've got to give him that.
Impossible to rhyme with - I swear, many nights I thought killing meself might be a more appealing alternative to listening to another Bono speech.
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - :O Don't say those kinds of things.
Impossible to rhyme with - No really! It could be fun.
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - Err, fun?
Impossible to rhyme with - Sure. Death by PLEBAns >: )
A man should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold - Ooooh, how might that work?
Impossible to rhyme with - I don't know, but I've thought quite a lot about it(Usually in the free hour or so I have during Bono's speech). My favorite method? Ripping off me
shirt, dipping meself in chocolate sauce, and throwing meself into a crowd of PLEBAns that have been starved for a week of food and U2 pictures.
A man should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold - Oh I like that actually.. I mean, if I wanted to do myself in that is.
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - I'm afraid to ask about your other methods :O
Larry minimized the chat and continued on to the 'Babydoll neck' thread..
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yes sir. That's enough neck to feed a man for a week
(Author's note: At this point in reading the chapter, Babydoll will die of spontaneous combustion. Please send your condolences to her family.)
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Woah woah woah! Who is THAT and why haven't I noticed her yet? Her hair is so shiney!
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bono, get out of my bleedin' thread.
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You posted in my Shiny thread
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yeah, to tell you how useless it was.
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yes, but you still posted in it!
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You have billions of PLEBAns drooling over you(god knows why), let the rest of us enjoy what we can.
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 338108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sorry, Lar. Didn't know you can OWN PLEBAns ><
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You just don't get it.
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pff, I get it! Cause..
What specifically were you referring to?
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hah!
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Huh?
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Quit trying to confuse me! ><
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
But it's so easy
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You miserable git! Good thing I'm reasonably nice guy, otherwise I'd have to tell you what I REALLY think of you ><
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ClaytonInDayton
Status - ZooArmy
Posts - 1794
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Come on now, lads. Let's all remember why we're here.
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shut up, Adam!
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ClaytonInDayton
Status - ZooArmy
Posts - 1794
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Please tell me, Bono Tell me what you REALLY think of me.
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm not getting in trouble for you
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I think you should. I think you should go right ahead and tell me what you REALLY think of me.
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh, but do me a favor and try to keep it under 10 minutes. This is not a bloody One speech. kthx.
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
F*** it! You want to know what I REALLY think of you??
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yep.
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OKAY I'LL TELL YOU!!
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*CENSORED - This post has been edited by MrTheEdgeToYou*
This chapter will be split into 2 or 3 posts due to the 10 images/post rule ><
PS - A big thanks to everyone who's been replying, PM'ing and giving me feedback. I love hearing that people are enjoying it and getting a good laugh out of it. It makes my day and pushes me to keep writing : D Luvoo PLEBAns! *GROUPHUG*
It was a lazy afternoon in the U2 camp. The boys were chatting away on MSN when they ought to have been doing other things. You know - making an album, announcing tour dates, that kinda thing..
A rock star is a person in your neighborhood - I try to get along with him, but he starts up with me. Derailing my threads, slagging my lyrics, and now
the moob-off!
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - Yeah, about that.. What the hell is a moob-off??
A rock star is a person in your neighborhood - He's trying to out moob-me!
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - Que?
A man should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold - How can one be out-moobed?
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - Look, it's neither here nor there. The point is I want you two to quit bickering in the threads.
Lardence has been added to the conversation!
Lardence - What?
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - Nothing. Just thought perhaps we could all have a nice, friendly conversation.
Lardence - k
Lardence - Just tell the little one not to flood the screen with smilies.
A rock star is a person in your neighborhood - You're no fun LMJ. Even your screenname bores me.
Lardence - Bono.. Even your EVERYTHING hurts my brain.
Impossible to rhyme with - Better?
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - :O
A man should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold - I don't get it.
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - Don't you remember the Conan O'Brian show?
A man should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold - Oh that tall, funny-looking fellow.
A rock star is a person in your neighborhood - I want those shiny outfits we got to wear in the Year 2000 sketch : D
Impossible to rhyme with - Adam, were you even paying attention that night?
A man should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold - Probably not. If I'm not actually playing, I'm likely thinking about watering my cabbages or something like that.
Impossible to rhyme with has left the conversation
Larry lazily rolled his cigarette back and forth across his lips as he scanned through the PGL boards. The fingers of his left hand drummed the surfaces of anything within reach while the fingers of the right hand maneuvered the mouse. As he got about halfway down the page, he noticed a new thread that Bono had made.
'JOIN THE ONE CAMPAIGN TODAY!!!!!!!!"
Larry took a hard drag of his cig and inhaled the sweet nicotine deep into his lungs. 'Ah yes.. flood my bloodstream with endorphins and make the stupid go away' he thought. He scrolled down a bit further only to find yet another thread by Bono.
'JOIN THE RED CAMPAIGN TODAY!!!!!!!!1"
Larry thought that if he stayed quiet enough, he might possibly hear the sounds of his brain cells exploding. He clicked the link to see just what this was all about. What met his eyes was a huge block of unedited, random, rambling text. 'My god" Larry thought, 'Is it really necessary to use THAT many exclamation points?' Once again, he couldn't resist clicking the 'reply' button.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There are only four people on this entire board. FOUR PEOPLE. And we all already know EVERYTHING there is to know about the Boring Campaign.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PS:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
He abandoned the thread and opened up his photobucket account. 'Time to add to the Babydoll neck thread,' he decided. Nothing would distract him quicker than that. As he was gathering pics, an MSN IM popped up.
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - How many warnings have I given you now? Quit going after Bono!
Impossible to rhyme with - I can't help it! I can't stand Bono's bloody campaigning. I don't want to hear anymore about the So Boring It Makes Larry Want To Stab Himself In The
Ear Campaign ><
A man should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold has been added to the conversation!
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - The man is passionate about what he does, you've got to give him that.
Impossible to rhyme with - I swear, many nights I thought killing meself might be a more appealing alternative to listening to another Bono speech.
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - :O Don't say those kinds of things.
Impossible to rhyme with - No really! It could be fun.
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - Err, fun?
Impossible to rhyme with - Sure. Death by PLEBAns >: )
A man should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold - Ooooh, how might that work?
Impossible to rhyme with - I don't know, but I've thought quite a lot about it(Usually in the free hour or so I have during Bono's speech). My favorite method? Ripping off me
shirt, dipping meself in chocolate sauce, and throwing meself into a crowd of PLEBAns that have been starved for a week of food and U2 pictures.
A man should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold - Oh I like that actually.. I mean, if I wanted to do myself in that is.
###Edge - I heart Urkle### - I'm afraid to ask about your other methods :O
Larry minimized the chat and continued on to the 'Babydoll neck' thread..
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yes sir. That's enough neck to feed a man for a week
(Author's note: At this point in reading the chapter, Babydoll will die of spontaneous combustion. Please send your condolences to her family.)
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Woah woah woah! Who is THAT and why haven't I noticed her yet? Her hair is so shiney!
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bono, get out of my bleedin' thread.
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You posted in my Shiny thread
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yeah, to tell you how useless it was.
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yes, but you still posted in it!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You have billions of PLEBAns drooling over you(god knows why), let the rest of us enjoy what we can.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 338108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sorry, Lar. Didn't know you can OWN PLEBAns ><
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You just don't get it.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pff, I get it! Cause..
What specifically were you referring to?
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hah!
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Huh?
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Quit trying to confuse me! ><
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
But it's so easy
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You miserable git! Good thing I'm reasonably nice guy, otherwise I'd have to tell you what I REALLY think of you ><
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ClaytonInDayton
Status - ZooArmy
Posts - 1794
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Come on now, lads. Let's all remember why we're here.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shut up, Adam!
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ClaytonInDayton
Status - ZooArmy
Posts - 1794
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Please tell me, Bono Tell me what you REALLY think of me.
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm not getting in trouble for you
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I think you should. I think you should go right ahead and tell me what you REALLY think of me.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh, but do me a favor and try to keep it under 10 minutes. This is not a bloody One speech. kthx.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
F*** it! You want to know what I REALLY think of you??
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yep.
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OKAY I'LL TELL YOU!!
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Lardence
Status - ZooBaby
Posts - 347
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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BonoVoxSuperstar
Status - ZooAddict
Posts - 38108
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*CENSORED - This post has been edited by MrTheEdgeToYou*