WARNING: The contents may include references to random parts of the male anatomy, as well as Mona-esque musings. If this frightens you, occupy thineself by doing an interpretive dance that relates [postmodern poetry in the new media] to [Tang as a metaphor for transubstantiation.]
However, if you are like me, steam ahead.
PLEBA: Saving Heterosexuality one Woman at a Time
Where Behind-the-Counter Service is readily supplied.
Welcome to U2ToGo! (Cheers, Elizabeth. Remember this?)
The buns are hot, the meat is fresh, and we offer a variety of creative toppings!
BONO, on the commercial: Dinner is on us! And so are you!
EDGE: *during the commercial, stands at the edge of the set* Em...the sausages....*falls out a window*
LARRY: Feck! I TOLD youse guys this wouldn't work! The sausage bit NEVER works!!!
CREW: *is staring at him*
BONO: BWWWWAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHHHAAA!!!!
ADAM: *is turned on for some reason. We don?t really ask WHY anymore*
Here at U2ToGo we have something for every appetite!
Do you like your meat Smoked?
On a stick?
Red but warm in the middle?
or straight up?
LARRY: O come ON, now. You can?t have meat straight up. Unless you drink it.
MONA: Lawrence, PLEASE. There are CHILDREN present. Plus, Edge?s blushing is waking up the old lady next door. Would SOMEONE turn him down? NO, Julie, I said DOWN, not ON. Geez.
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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL
"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal
You give your life for rock n' roll
[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 01-13-2002).]
However, if you are like me, steam ahead.
PLEBA: Saving Heterosexuality one Woman at a Time
Where Behind-the-Counter Service is readily supplied.
Welcome to U2ToGo! (Cheers, Elizabeth. Remember this?)
The buns are hot, the meat is fresh, and we offer a variety of creative toppings!
BONO, on the commercial: Dinner is on us! And so are you!
EDGE: *during the commercial, stands at the edge of the set* Em...the sausages....*falls out a window*
LARRY: Feck! I TOLD youse guys this wouldn't work! The sausage bit NEVER works!!!
CREW: *is staring at him*
BONO: BWWWWAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHHHAAA!!!!
ADAM: *is turned on for some reason. We don?t really ask WHY anymore*
Here at U2ToGo we have something for every appetite!
Do you like your meat Smoked?
On a stick?
Red but warm in the middle?
or straight up?
LARRY: O come ON, now. You can?t have meat straight up. Unless you drink it.
MONA: Lawrence, PLEASE. There are CHILDREN present. Plus, Edge?s blushing is waking up the old lady next door. Would SOMEONE turn him down? NO, Julie, I said DOWN, not ON. Geez.
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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL
"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal
You give your life for rock n' roll
[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 01-13-2002).]