PLEBA: Saving Heterosexuality, One Woman at a Time

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WildHonee

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WARNING: The contents may include references to random parts of the male anatomy, as well as Mona-esque musings. If this frightens you, occupy thineself by doing an interpretive dance that relates [postmodern poetry in the new media] to [Tang as a metaphor for transubstantiation.]

However, if you are like me, steam ahead.

PLEBA: Saving Heterosexuality one Woman at a Time
Where Behind-the-Counter Service is readily supplied.

Welcome to U2ToGo! (Cheers, Elizabeth. Remember this?)
The buns are hot, the meat is fresh, and we offer a variety of creative toppings!

BONO, on the commercial: Dinner is on us! And so are you!

EDGE: *during the commercial, stands at the edge of the set* Em...the sausages....*falls out a window*

LARRY: Feck! I TOLD youse guys this wouldn't work! The sausage bit NEVER works!!!

CREW: *is staring at him*

BONO: BWWWWAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHHHAAA!!!!

ADAM: *is turned on for some reason. We don?t really ask WHY anymore*

Here at U2ToGo we have something for every appetite!

Do you like your meat Smoked?
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On a stick?
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Red but warm in the middle?
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or straight up?

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LARRY: O come ON, now. You can?t have meat straight up. Unless you drink it.

MONA: Lawrence, PLEASE. There are CHILDREN present. Plus, Edge?s blushing is waking up the old lady next door. Would SOMEONE turn him down? NO, Julie, I said DOWN, not ON. Geez.

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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL


"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 01-13-2002).]
 
YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE WORLD OF PLEBA, OLD-SCHOOL STYLE.

DREAM OUT LOUD


Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination

We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing
To it

There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing
To it

There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly
Wish to be


DREAM OUT LOUD

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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL


"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll
 
Dream out loud...but not TOO loud. Heck, what would the NEIGHBORS think?
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"If ever comes the day that I suspect I am even a fraction of a lesbian, I am proud to know that PLEBA reinforces the heterosexuality of women." ~Mona

THE HETERO LEAGUE: Bono, The Edge, Larry, and Adam. (We get a lot of calls about Adam, though.)

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ELIZABETH: Excuse me, Adam, are those pants felt?....Would you like them to be?


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LARRY: Will you be my love buffet, so I can lay you out on the table and take what I want.


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MONA: Hey do you want get a pizza and then be defiled?

BONO: No!!

MONA: What, you don't like pizza?


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LARRY: They call me Milk, because I do your body good.


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ADAM: You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.

MONA: Adam, a bass is a fish, not an instrument.

ADAM: You lack faith in my instrument?

MONA: *is vibed out*


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LARRY: Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?....listen.....I just don?t think that?s right. You're gonna cut this out, right?


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EDGE: I like to do things with my hands.


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LARRY: Hey baby wanna see me tenderize my meat? *slaps forehead*
 
MONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And I will take 10 orders of smoked meat, delivered by the man in the felt pants......
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:

"If ever comes the day that I suspect I am even a fraction of a lesbian, I am proud to know that PLEBA reinforces the heterosexuality of women." ~Mona
ROTFL!!


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LARRY: Will you be my love buffet, so I can lay you out on the table and take what I want.

Uh, yes.
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[This message has been edited by Gina Marie (edited 01-13-2002).]
 
Originally posted by elizabeth:
MONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And I will take 10 orders of smoked meat, delivered by the man in the felt pants......
Lol! Well last time we had a special delivery, Echo ended up with an anatomically corect EdgeBot...*ideas*

At any rate, I'd go fer the behind-the-counter service
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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL


"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll
 
Ow, ow, OW! I think I've hurt myself laughing! Hee!

Thank you, Pleba Folks, for brightening up my day. You guys rock!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go lie down because I've got a stitch in my side from laughing. Hee! Ow! Dang!

Ta,
cg, no longer lurking
 
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BONO: You make my software turn to hardware! ...I don?t get it. I?m not much fer computers. EDGE, help me with this hardware!


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EDGE: Em....There's this.....movie I wanted to see....and my mom said I couldn't go by myself..... (ROFL)


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ADAM: They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
*proud grin*
 
Originally posted by carolinagal:
Ow, ow, OW! I think I've hurt myself laughing! Hee!

Thank you, Pleba Folks, for brightening up my day. You guys rock!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go lie down because I've got a stitch in my side from laughing. Hee! Ow! Dang!

Ta,
cg, no longer lurking
HOO-AH!! I've coaxed someone out of lurking!

I have strange powers over women-folk, just like Adam!

Eh, Mona....that was in reference to the fact that Adam is ALWAYS turned on.

*is vibed out*

Ah, you can practically smell the hormones in the air....wait that's just the grape Kool-Aid. Whatever.

VIVA PLEBA!


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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL


"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll
 
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Originally posted by WildHonee:
YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE WORLD OF PLEBA, OLD-SCHOOL STYLE.

DREAM OUT LOUD


Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination

We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing
To it

There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing
To it

There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly
Wish to be


DREAM OUT LOUD

 
Originally posted by elizabeth:
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!



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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL


"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:

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ADAM: They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
*proud grin*[/B]

i am addicted to coffee....

literally....

and figuratively....

ok, i'm addicated to Adam and coffee....
 
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LARRY: My lips are registered weapons.


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BONO: Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package....that?s SO unsexy. Who?s writing these? I don?t GET it. EDGE, help me with this...my package.


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LARRY: Greetings and salivations.


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ADAM: BABY.....All those curves, and me with no brakes.
 
sorry about that coffee guy. i thought we were still talking about coffee.


and by the way, I may be addicted to coffee, but I;m not a man.
 
Originally posted by spinninghead77:
Bono, if you need help with your 'hardware' then give me a call. I will be available and at your service 24/7!!!
!!!! Lol
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*feels threatened*

Cheer to Echo, BTW for helping me find the pick-up lines.

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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL


"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll
 
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EDGE: Do you....em....believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


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BONO: I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
...WOW OK I GOT THAT ONE....excuse me. I need to visit the Missus for a bit.
 
Great ideas Mona!!

I think Bono would make a great Willy Wonka. Look at that pic, he'd look so cute dressed like that, it would really suit the way he looks. He has a good personality to play the part too and don't forget he can SING!!

"Don't forget what happened to the little boy who got everything he ever wanted"

"What?"

"He lived happily ever after"
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~Burned by the fire of love~
 
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EDGE: Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice-- o my. I can't say THAT word.


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BONO: Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

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ADAM: Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.


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ADAM: Are we related? Do you want to be?
 
Originally posted by Gina Marie:
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Uh, isn't his 'man-cleavage' too?
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He's got a whole lotta ammunition!!!!
ARMED and dangerous.

LARRY: I'm bringing out the big guns. STOP giggling like that.



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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL


"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll
 
mona-

you definitely left out some of the raunchiest chef lines that we posted....

were you ASHAMED, young lady????

remember this one?

Hey put down that cucumber!!!!!!!

and this jewel?

Hey baby wanna help my crack my nu--


and last not least....

Dinner is on us! And so are you!
 
O-M-D!!!!!!

MONA!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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JULIE: *nibbles Edgie~Pie*

MONA: stop that!!! *smack*

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl


"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"
 
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