PLEBA Mansion Presents: Time Travel with Edge

[Mullen-Girl]

It was a beautiful morning in Dublin. The sun was shining and Edge had just woken up.

Edge: *yawns and stretches in his bed*

Adam: *knocks on Edge's door* Edge? May I come in?

Edge: *pushes button by bed to unlock the door* Yes come in.

Adam: *walks down the stairs and to where Edge is* We're going over to the PLEBA Mansion cos the girls are going to have a picnic since it's such a beautiful day. Do you want to come?

Edge: *ponders* Well I have to finish my experiment but maybe in a couple of hours i'll head over.

Adam: *walks back upstairs* Alright. We'll see you there then. *shuts door*

Edge: *quickly gets out of bed and goes over to his experiment which is covered by a sheet* Ah my beauty...i'm almost done with you. *smiles* Just a couple more adjustments and i'll be done.

*Meanwhile upstairs*

Bono: Where's Reg?

Adam: He says he needs to finish his experiment and then he'll join us.

Bono: *rolls his eyes* That boy and his experiments! Well let's get going then.

*The guys leave and Edge is downstairs about to turn his invention on*

Edge: *pushes a button and the machine starts running* Wow! It worked! Now i'll be the inventor of the fastest juicer in the world!

*A flash comes and Edge screams and closes his eyes. A few seconds pass and he opens his eyes*

Edge: *looks around* What the hell?? Where am I?

Lady: *bumps into Edge* Watch where you stand lad! *eyes him up and down* My what strange clothes.

Edge: Um...excuse me but where am I?

Lady: You're in London dear.

Edge: Oh. Do you know what date?

Lady: Yes it's February 19, year 1721.

Edge: *eyes widen* Em. Thank you. *walks around* How the hell did this happen?

Boy: *runs into Edge* Oh i'm sorry Gov'ner!

Edge: It's alright. What are you running from? *looks around*

Boy: The shop keeper. I stole a loaf of bread for me and me mum. We can't afford it.

Edge: *holds the boy behind his back* I'll help you don't worry.

*The police come running by, missing Edge and the boy*

Edge: Alright lad, you can come out now.

Boy: *hugs Edge* Thank you Gov'ner.

Edge: What's your name?

Boy: My name is Robert Poole.

Edge: Well Robert, where do you live? I'll walk you home just to make sure you make it alright.

Robert: *smiles* Thank you.

*They head off....Meanwhile...*

SoulNation: *munches* So...isn't Edge suppoesd to be here already?

Larry: So he said but Edge and his inventions...sometimes he gets caught up in them so much.

Bonochick: Maybe we should go get him? I bet he's hungry!

Moonlit Angel: You probably just want to see him!

Bonochick: *smiles* Yeah well that too!

Bono: You girls can borrow the car *throws keys at Bonochick*

Bonochick: Moonlit Angel do you want to come with me?

Moonlit Angel: Sure!

*The girls hop in the car....meanwhile back in London*

Robert: *points* That's my house. Would you like to come in?

Edge: I don't know. I've really got to get home.

Robert: *pouts* Alright. Well thank you for helping me today. *hugs Edge*

Edge: *hugs him back* you're welcome. *waves goodbye* Now how the hell do I get back home? *looks at the juicer* Well it's not like I can plug it in somewhere. Electricty hasn't even been invented yet. *looks at the juicer again* Maybe if I press this button *presses button and closes eyes*

*Meanwhile at the U2 Mansion*

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Bonochick: *walks in the door* Hello?? Edge?

Moonlit Angel: Maybe he's in his room. *walks into the kitchen and knocks on the door leading to the basement* Edge? Are you in here? *opens the door and peeks in* Hmmm..it's quite dark in here.

Bonochick: *looks in* well that's weird. Let's go down maybe he's asleep *goes downstairs with MA following behind*

Moonlit Angel: *pulls off covers from bed* Nope. Not asleep.

Bonochick: *comes out of the bathroom* Well he didn't fall and hit his head in the shower...hey what's that? *points at black spot on floor*

Moonlit Angel: *sniffs the air* It does smell kinda burnt...I hope Edge didn't blow himself up *gag*

Bonochick: Well we should call the guys. They need to come over asap! *dials Bono's cell*

*Meanwhile*

Edge: *opens eyes* Oh geez. I'm not home yet? *sigh* I wonder where I am this time...*stops man* Hey where am I?

Man: *stares at Edge*

Edge: Um...speak english?

Man: *stares* No entiendo se?or!

Edge: Oh bloody hell...*clears throat* um donde yo?

Man: Mexico se?or.

Edge: Um..que yearo?

Man: No entiendo. Yearo?

Edge: Tiempo!

Man: Oh mil novecientos treinta y uno

Edge: *scratches head*

Man: uno nueve tres uno

Edge: 1931?!?! Gracias. Oh great. I should have invented a translator *sigh and walks*

Evil guy: Hey tu! Parate ahi!

Edge: *turns around* Huh? I don't speak spanish.

Evil guy: Oh a gringo! Give me your money and your machine!

Edge: I don't have any money! and I can't give you my machine

Evil guy: *pulls out gun* give it to me now or you will be muerto!

Edge: *swallows hard* No se?or. I am from the future and I can't get back unless I use my juicer.

Evil guy: *stares at Edge* You must like the marijuana no? *laughs*

Edge: Whatever dude! I'm outta here! *pushes button and closes eyes*

*Back at U2 mansion*

Bono: *comes running through door* NOOOOOOOO EDGEEE!!!

Adam: Calm down Bono! You won't solve anything by panicking!

Bluey: *sniffs air* Yeah definitely smells like something burnt.

Larry: Well obviously Edge didn't blow up cos if he did there'd be pieces of him scattered everywhere.

MG: Well where can he be then?

Bono: We must get on the news! Something! I can't live without Edge!

Bonochick: I already called the Gardai. They should be coming shortly.

*Meanwhile*

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Edge: *opens eyes again* Oh this is ridiculous! I swear after I get back home I will NEVER try to invent anything to make it more powerful.

Girl: *screams* Oh my God! It's Edge!

Edge: What the...

Girl: *runs up to Edge* Wow can I get your autograph??? What happened to your long hair and torn jeans? Why are you bald?

Edge: *stares at the girl* Where am I and what year is it?

Girl: You're in New York City don't you know that? It's 1988!

Edge: Ohhh ok. Well *gives girl his autograph* There you go. I must get going now.

Girl: Nooooooooooo you can't leave until you take me to see Bono!

Edge: Well you see Bono isn't here...

Girl: You're lying! *pulls a pair of handcuffs out of her purse and attaches one of them to her and the other to Edge* Well now you'll have to take me to him or I won't let you go!

Edge: Look lady...i'm edge from the future.

Girl: Sure you are! Now take me to Bono!

Edge: Suit yourself. *pushes button*

Moonlit Angel: Why is the house shaking?!?!?!

Bono: Earthquake! Everybody take cover!

*Bright lights flash and the shaking stop*

Adam: Edge! What the hell happened?!?!?!

Edge: Finally i'm home! *turns to the girl* See I told you I was Edge from the future! Now uncuff me!

Girl: Whoa. This is really cool! *uncuffs Edge and Edge in turn cuffs the juicer to her and presses the button*

Edge: *waves to the girl and bright lights fill the room* Well you see I wanted to perfect my juicer cos I thought it taking 2 minutes was too long...so I made it super...and well it ended up being a time machine! I went to London, Mexico, NYC!

Bonochick: *hugs Edge* Well we're glad that you're ok! and don't ever do that again!

Edge: *hugs her back* I promise I won't. Man I wonder where that girl got sent to?...

*Somewhere in the middle of nowhere*

Girl: Helloooooooooooooooooo? Anybody there?

The End

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Edge: *quickly gets out of bed and goes over to his experiment which is covered by a sheet* Ah my beauty...i'm almost done with you.

I can just hear Edge saying that. .

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl
Bonochick: Maybe we should go get him? I bet he's hungry!

Moonlit Angel: You probably just want to see him!

Bonochick: *smiles* Yeah well that too!

*Raises eyebrows* ...

Heh, maybe you can keep him occupied so he doesn't do anything like this again...

Also, loved the part with the Spanish. .

Angela

 

[GibsonExplorer]

 

[U2Kitten]

Since so many of us want to time travel back to the JT days (or Boy times) with U2 let's have a time machine episode with us! Now, who all wanted to go, me, Angela, Edgespet, Sue, Merc, FS, I know there were more....