PLEBA Mansion Presents: The Rescue!

[Mullen-Girl]

Well even tho i'm still pretty busy today I'm going to do the PLEBA story so I can get away from all this hectic shizy! LOL Enjoy!

It was late Thursday night at the PLEBA Mansion. As usual on Thursdays the girls were enjoying their movie and eating their popcorn.

SoulNation: I love this movie!

Bonochick: Eh it's alright.

Flaming June: Oh he's so feckin hot!

Bluey: I agree! Oh the things I could do to him *grins*

Schmeg: Hey don't you all hog the popcorn! Pass it over!

Nini: *grabs the bowl from FS* C'mon pass it on!

FS: *grabs the bowl defensively* NO I WANT SOME MORE!

Moonlit Angel: C'mon girls we've all got to share!

FS: *pulls harder* MINE!

*Popcorn flies into the air*

MG: Oh look what you've done now!

FS: *crawls on the ground and eats the popcorn off the ground*

Bonochick: *joins in*

Flaming June: OH how disgusting!

MG: *calls Lemonboy* LEMONBOY! Come in here and clean up all this mess!

Lemonboy: *comes rushing in* Whoa! Maybe I should give each of you a bowl next time

Nini: *starts coughing uncontrollably*

SoulNation: Are you ok?

Nini: *shakes her head and keeps coughing*

Moonlit Angel: Everyone out of the way! I know the Hemlich manuver! *comes behind Nini and starts do do the manuver*

Nini: *arms flapping in air* *Popcorn flies out* Oh My God! Thank you!

Moonlit Angel: No probs!

Lemonboy: Anyone want some Lemonade?

Bluey: Please!

*Phone ringing*

Schmeg: Where's that ringing coming from?

MG: *looks at wall and then at Bluey* Uh oh

Bluey: It's the emergency phone.

MG: *goes up to the wall, pushes it and opens a secret compartment and answers phone* Hello?....Edge?....Calm down!!...What happened?....Oh...*looks at Bluey wide eyed*...Oh my god...we'll be right over...it's ok Edge...*hangs up* Bad news.

Flaming June: What is it?

MG: Bono and Larry have been kidnapped.

SoulNation: Kidnapped?? By who?

MG: He didn't say but let's head over there now. He's really scared.

Bonochick: Awwwwwww Poor Edgie Poo.

*The girls wake MikeSt up and get in the Discoboooooos. They arrive at U2's Mansion where Edge is sitting on the steps hugging Larry's teddy bear*

Edge: *runs up to Bonochick and hugs her*

Bonochick: *surprised and hugs him* It's going to be alright.

FS: Edge what happened? Where's Adam?

Edge: Adam went out. I tried calling him on his mobile but he doesn't answer. As for what happened...I'm not sure. I was downstairs in my bedroom doing some experiments when all of a sudden I heard a loud commotion upstairs. When I went up to look Larry and Bono were gone *cries*

Nini: Who could have done this?

Bluey: I don't know but we have to help them!

Schmeg: SO what's the plan?

MG: Well I think we should look for clues first. See if we see who might have taken them. So let's all split up.

Moonlit Angel: *walks around and finds a slip of paper* Hmm intresting.

Bonochick: *looks over MA's shoulder* What does it say?

Moonlit Angel: It says that if the boys don't record this song, that something terrible will happen to them. Its a threat letter!

Schmeg: Bastards! Who would do such a thing?

Bluey: Well the only thing I can think of is either Evil U2 or REM. MG? Who do you think?

MG: *scratches head* I dunno.

SoulNation: *crouches down* Look what I found! *holds it up* A rainbow.

Bluey: Yep definitely REM. But where could they have taken them?

*Meanwhile in a dark factory on the Liffey river*

MichaelStipe: *walks into a bright light shone upon Bono and Larry* Well well well...look who we have here. Mr. I want to save the world and Mr. I want to get into your pants.

Larry: *snarls and pops button off as hard as he can so he can hit him*

MichaelStipe: *ducks* Ha! I knew you were going to try to do that.

Bono: What do you want?

MichaelStipe: You KNOW what I want..

Larry: *snarls* How do you want us to record that HORRIBLE song??? I mean everytime I listen to it it makes me want to barf.

MichaelStipe: *peers at Larry* Well I told you if you did not record this for us that something terrible will happen to you. You want to know what that is?

Bono: Oh let me guess? You'll make us into pansies?

MichaelStipe: *slaps Bono in the face* Silence...I am planning to...

*Back at U2's Mansion*

FS: Now where would REM take the boys?

Flaming June: A gay bar? *laughs*

Adam: *walks in the door* What is everyone doing here?

Nini: Bono and Larry were kidnapped by REM!

Adam: Oh no. I knew this would happen. I just told them that we should go and record whatever they wanted us to record.

Schmeg: Where do you think they took them both?

Adam: I think I might have an idea...

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Ooh, this continuing adventure should be fun (and interesting)...REM kidnapping Bono and Larry? Hehe.

Poor Edge....

And leave it to Bono to mouth off to someone holding him captive.... Even when he's in trouble, he doesn't stop talking. .

Angela

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*Back at the ugly factory*

MichaelStipe: *goes up to Larry and runs his skinny fingers all over Larry's body* Mmm..so nice.

Larry: *snarls, gag* Don't touch me!

Bono: Yes please touch him! *mumbles* That way you'll stay away from me freaky boy.

MichaelStipe: All this could end. If you just record this single.

Bono: There ain't no way in hell!!! Your songs suck.

MichaelStipe: *punches Bono* You idiot! All your doing is prolonging your pain!

Bono: I'd rather give myself this pain than give the world your song.

MichaelStipe: Fine! You just stay here then. *walks away*

Larry: *snarl* Man he's weird

*Back at U2 Mansion*

Adam: Alright well we cant' have everybody going with us.

All: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Adam: I know I know but if they see like 10 people they're obviously going to know something is going on. Plus, somebody needs to watch over Edge.

Bonochick: I'm already taking care of that aren't I Edgie Poo?

Edge: *nods and smiles*

Adam: Alright. MG, Bluey, Nini, FS and SoulNation. You girls are coming with me.

Schmeg: Damn! I wanted to get into the action!

MG: Well you girls just keep Edge company. If anything happens we'll call you.

Bluey: Alright! Let's go save the boys!

*Adam, Bluey, MG, FS, Nini and SoulNation all get into the car and head to the Northeast side of the Liffey. They arrive at a whole row of abandoned warehouses*

Nini: So how do we know where they're at?

Adam: I don't know. I think we're just going to have to go into each one and look. Either that or we split up.

SoulNation: Nuh uh! I ain't going anywhere by myself. These warehouses are disgusting and not to mention creepy.

MG: I agree. We should all stick together in case Michael Stipe has more guards.

Bluey: Ok. Let's start at that one *points*

*The group slowly creep up to the warehouse.*

Adam: *peeks his head in* Hmm. I don't think this is the place. There's nothing but toys in here.

MG: *quickly peeks in, then squeals and runs in*

Nini: What the..?

Bluey: Oh don't mind her. She loves stuffed animals. *looks inside* C'mon MG! Let's go!

MG: *comes out with a bag full of stuffed animals* Sorry I couldn't resist myself *grins*

FS: *walks into next warehouse and looks around*

Adam: What's in here?

FS: I don't know. It could be it. Looks like they have the heat on.

Bluey: *walks up to a box labeled top secret* Hmm I wonder what this is...*opens box* Whoa.

MG: What is it?

Bluey: *pulls out a whip* I'll let you guess.

SoulNation: Well this might be it then. Shhhhhh! Do you hear that?

Nini: Yeah it sounds like Bono singing. Let's take a closer look.

Adam: Let's split up. MG, SoulNation come with me. The rest of you go that way.

FS: *nods*

Bono: *sings* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII am Michaeeeeeeeeeel Stipeeeeeeeee and I suuuuuuuuuuuuck

Larry: *laughs* *pop*

Bono: Shhhhhhhhhhh do you hear that? I think someone's coming

Larry: Must be Mr. Gay king.

MG: *whispers* Psst! Larry! Over here!

Larry: *looks around until he sees MG, SoulNation and Adam behind some boxes and whispers* Thank God you're here. I can't put up with Michael Stipe anymore.

Adam: Where is he at?

Larry: *looks up at a office on the top floor* Up there.

SoulNation: Do you know how many guards he has?

Bono: At least 3.

MG: Good that means that there's more of us.

Larry: More? Where are the others at?

SoulNation: I dunno. That's a good question.

Bluey: I wonder what's in here *opens door* IT's YOU!

MichaelStipe: What are YOU doing here?

FS: We're here to save our guys!

MichaelStipe: Guards get them!

*The 3 guards go after the girls. The girls beat the guys up and then tie them up*

Nini: Ha! Defenseless now aren't you Stipey?

MichaelStipe: Oh no....what are you going to do???

Bluey: Oh we've got an idea *grins evily*

MG: *unties Larry and hugs him*

Larry: Thanks honey.

Adam: What's that noise?

Bono: Sounds like someone is being tortured.

SoulNation: Well I think the girls got the best of Michael Stipe.

*The girls walk down the stairs*

FS: We took care of STipey

MG: What did you do.

Bluey: *grins* You don't want to know

Adam: Well our work here is done. Let's head home! I need some wine to calm my nerves down.

*The gang head home*

MichaelStipe: Hello anyone here? Hello???? Anyone?? *cries*

The End.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

...dude, I'm never going to be able to look at Michael Stipe the same way again now! Hehe.

Angela

 

[FallingStar]

Awww, that's great!

And you captured me perfectly. *clutches the popcorn bowl*

 

[cali*gal]

eeep i choked? lol. yeah, that's SO me actually