PLEBA Mansion presents the remake the Stuck in a Moment video (american version)

[Mullen-Girl]

It was early tuesday afternoon as some of the PLEBA girls were sitting in the living room watching their U2 videos when they stumbled upon the American version of the Stuck in a Moment video.

Clarity: This version kinda sucks. I mean it's kewl to see the guys cheer, especially Larry but I bet we could do a much better job than whoever directed this did.

MG: Hey twin that's a good idea. I mean we're all bored here why don't we tell the guys that we want to remake the video?

Ana: Sounds like fun! Count me in!

Spinny: Count me in too.

Bluey: Yeah i'm in too.

Clarity: Alright it's settled then! *calls up the boys* Bono?...yes this is Clarity...lovely thanks now we have this idea...well we want to remake the stuck video...no the american version...alright..we'll be waiting..bye. *hangs up* Ok girls they agree.

MG: Great! Now how are we going to remake this?

Bluey: Oh I have some ideas I think I would like to do to the video.

*At U2 Mansion*

Edge: Who was that Bono?

Bono: It was Clarity, the girls said that they want to remake the American version of the Stuck video.

Larry: Oh gawd.

Adam: Well i'm bored as hell so it might be fun.

Bono: Yeah we're to meet them at the footy field that's 10 mins from here.

Edge: How are we going to get all the people that were in the vid back in there?

Larry: I was thinking the same thing.

Bono: I'm sure the PLEBA girls will figure that out. Let's go!

*The girls and guys arrive at the footy field and gather around.*

Spinny: You guys ready?

Bono: As ready as we can be!

MG: Good now first scene we're going to shoot is the football scene but since we're in Ireland we're going to have a soccer team instead.

Larry: I like that idea.

Clarity: Yeah but we're going to change the names of the teams.

Edge: To what?

Bluey: The Bootins and the Moofins

Adam: Excuse me?

Ana: Yeah the Bootins and the Moofins and we're going to use some of the girls from the mansion to be in the teams plus Bono is going to have to dress up as the Hewson boy.

Bono: I have to play footy?

Clarity: Yep.

JemEvans:*wearing footy uniform* This is so not my colour.

AM: Hey at least think it'll be fun!

MG: Ok girls and Bono get on the field. On my cue you Bono look up into the sky and start to sing. Girls you sweep him.

AM: Aye Aye!

*The music plays, Bono starts to sing when..*

JemEvans:*Sweeps Bono* wooooooo score one for me!

Bono:*Falls on his arse* ouch!!!!! You bloody kicked my leg!!!

Ana: OK that's good!

MG: Print!

Bono: But I...

Clarity: No no it's fine! Don't worry. Now stand up and sing again we're going to get a shot of the teams now. Paul McG is going to be the coach of the Moofins...

MG: He fits the description pretty well *giggle*

PaulMcG: I heard that!

Clarity: And for the bootins we're going to have Macphisto as the coach.

Larry: Macphisto?

Macphisto:*gets out his martini* Yes? Oh yes I am the coach. My team is going to wear tacky gold coloured shorts, red ruffly footy shirts and gold glittery cleats.

Edge: Eek.

Bluey:*drooooools* I'm on your team baby!

Spinny: Why do I have to be on the moofins team?

MG: It has to be equal.

Clarity: OK ready? Roll tape!

*Bono sings, Paul McG is screaming on the sidelines, the girls are playing around Bono, the shot goes to Macphisto and...*

Macphisto:*sips his martini* Rah rah go team!

Ana: Eh put more guts into it Mackie!

Macphisto: Rah rah chika boom ba!

MG: Eh I think that's as good as it's going to get.

Clarity: Ok Cut and print!

Bluey: OK next scene!

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Member and Creator of Larry's Angels Harley Club.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

*claps*

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 03-19-2002).]

 

[spinninghead77]

Awesome MG!! And I love the new pic in your sig......

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***Spinny***
"I don't know about you, but I feel good about the fact that I still haven't found what I'm looking for"-Bono, 1987

"Be uncool, yes be akward!"

 

[Mullen-Girl]

MG: Ok we're going to shoot the part where Bono is singing and the crowd around him goes nuts.

Bono: Sounds good.

Ana: We're going to change it a bit tho.

Bono: How so?

Clarity: Well we're going to have the girls behind you maul you while you sing.

Bono:*grins* Maul?

Spinny: Yep but we're going to need Larry and Edge's help.

Larry: How are we going to help?

Bluey: You and Edge have to dress up like girls and help in the mauling. We don't have enough girls to fill in so you have to help us.

Edge: I have to dress like a girl??? *bluuussssssssssh*

JemEvans: Oh c'mon Edgie you know it'll be fun.

Adam: What about me? I don't get to dress as a girl? *pout*

AM: We'll talk about that later *winks*

Clarity: Ok Larry and Edge head into the restroom and change, everybody else get ready for the shot!

*The guys come back and Bono is seated in front of the camera at the stands, the girls are sitting behind him, including Larry and Edge who are wearing wigs and dresses.*

MG: Ready? Go!

Bono:*sings*

*The girls start to grab at him while Bono keeps singing. Larry is right behind Bono and is ripping his shirt apart. Edge is right next to Bono and is slapping his arm and leg when..*

Bono: Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, Lardence the button off your dress flew into the back of my skull and hurt like hell.

Larry:*snarl* Sorry

Bono: And who was pinching me arse?!?!

Ana: It wasn't me.

JemEvans: Me neither

Bluey: I'm innocent

AM: Don't look at me i'm too far.

Spinny: Not me.

Edge:*blusssssssssssssssh* It was me.

Bono: Why the hell did you grab me arse?

Edge: I thought it would look more realistic.

Clarity: Eh, ooooooookay. Cut and Print that one.

MG: Ok it's time for Larry's shot.

Larry: Oh gawd please help me.

Clarity: Ok now you are going to sit down and cheer like you did in the last video. The girls are going to be sitting behind you and cheering.

Larry: No mauling?

Ana: No Mauling just some high fiving and stuff like that.

Larry: I think I can do that.

Clarity: OK let's get ready for the shot.

*Larry sits down and stands up cheering, waving his hands in the air as the girls behind him do too. He sits back down then stands up and does it again, high fiving AM who is sitting next to him*

MG: Cut!

Larry: What happened?

MG: Eh, your shirt needs to eh be open a bit more.

Larry:*snarl* What??

Clarity: Yes eh it's too closed open it a bit more.

Larry: Fine! *unbuttons his shirt a bit more*

MG&Clarity:*droooooooool*

MG:*clears her throat* Ok one more time!

*Larry does the same motions again when..*

Clarity: Cut!

Larry: What is it this time?!?!?

Clarity: Eh the shirt is going to have to come off.

Larry: Why???

MG: We're the directors you do what we say.

Larry: Argh Fine! *takes off his shirt angrily and throws it aside* There better now?!?!

Clarity:*grins* Oh much better

MG: Ok do it again!

*Larry does the scene over but is once again interrupted by the girls*

Larry:*sighs* What is it this time?

Clarity: The pants have to come off.

Larry: you have got to be kidding me!

MG: No no. You have to take your pants off!

Larry:*snarl* This is looking more like porn! but FINE! *takes off his pants*

Girls:*droooooooooool*

Spinny: What a hunk. *giggle*

Larry:*snarl*

MG: Ok do it one more time and that's it!

*Larry does his cheering without shirt or pants this time*

Larry: Ok are we done now?!?!?!

Clarity: Oh yeah. Cut and Print!

MG:*whispers to Clarity* we'll keep the pantless and shirtless scene for ourselves *giggle*

Ana: Ok Adam you're next!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Adam: Finally I was getting bored waiting.

AM: Now for this scene Adam we're going to have you dress in drag reading the newspaper.

Adam: Woo hoo!

Bluey: Here we picked out this dress for you *holds it up*

Larry: It's eh, short.

MG: Oh yeah I got it from Lemonboy's closet. I don't know what it was doing there nor do I want to know.

Adam:*takes the dress* I'll be right back.

Spinny: Don't forget the pantyhose, high heels and the wig.

Adam: I won't *grins and walks into the restroom*

Edge: Adam sometimes scares me.

Larry: Please Edge by now I'd think that you'd be used to it.

Bono: We'll never get used to mr. drag there.

Adam:*walks back out wearing the dress and all the gear* Well how do I look?

Bluey: Lovely.

AM: Eh, nice.

Edge:*blusssssssssh* Maybe you should lower your dress a bit Adam. Eh something is peeking through.

Adam:*looks down* Oh shite eh well ya know when you have one that's so big a dress that's as short as this is hard to cover it.

MG: Eh...Ok Adam sit and read the newspaper.

*Adam sits down and starts reading the newspaper when...*

Clarity: Cut Cut!

Adam: What is it?

MG: Eh do you mind crossing your legs please? Cos well we're getting to see things that some of us might not want to see.

AM: I don't mind *winks*

Adam: Well fine *crosses his legs* Is this better?

All: Yes!

JemEvans: I thought i was going to go blind.

MG: Allright let's try that again.

*The shot is redone with Adam crossing his legs*

Clarity: Alright. Good job. Now all we need is Edge's shot, where he slips and falls down the stairs.

Edge: Uh oh. Am I going to get hurt again?

Bluey: If you do it right you'll get the one shot.

Edge:*lets out sigh of relief* Good

Ana: Now it is going to be more complicated this time tho.

Edge: Why's that?

Spinny: Well you're going to slip again with the food in both hands but instead of just falling back you're going to do 2 twists and 1 swan dive then fall on the ground.

Edge: Is that even possible?

MG: Sure it is watch! *MG slips, does the 2 loops and the swan dive backwards* See! It is possible.

Edge:*rubs his neck* Well I guess I can try.

Clarity: Good now remove the mat from the stairs..

Edge: What?!?!?!!?

Bluey: Well it has to look more realistic y'know.

Edge: But I'm going to knock myself out cold.

AM: Nah you'll be fine!

Edge:*swallows hard* Well ok, if you say so..

Spinny: Great it's settled then.

Clarity: Alright ready Edge?

Edge: Not reall..

Clarity: Good, now action!

*Edge slips and waves his arms, he tries do do the 2 spins but flies down the stairs all the way to the bottom of the section*

MG: Eh, Edge are you ok?!?!

Edge:*is lying down on the ground* Um...I think I broke my back..

Bluey: Oh he's fine. Probably just exaggerating.

*The ambulance comes and takes Edge to the hospital*

Ana: Well at least we finished the video.

Bono: Yeah and after seeing the final product I think you girls did a good job.

Larry: I agree it's intresting. What do you think Edge?

Edge:*is covered in a whole body cast but raises his thumb*

*Everybody giggles and hang around talking about the adventures they had in making the Stuck in a moment video*

The End.

 

[MikeSt]

Clarity: No no it's fine! Don't worry. Now stand up and sing again we're going to get a shot of the teams now. Paul McG is going to be the coach of the Moofins...

MG: He fits the description pretty well *giggle*
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does he ever......LMFAO!!!!!

 

[oliveu2cm]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:

Adam: Well fine *crosses his legs* Is this better?

All: Yes!

JemEvans: I thought i was going to go blind.

ROFLMAOO!!!

maybe this is why he's on the Staring At The Sun cover!!

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Words tangled in her hair.. words soon to disappear

* U2 Take Me Higher *
The Macphisto Society

[This message has been edited by oliveu2cm (edited 03-19-2002).]

 

[JemEvans]

Edge:*is covered in a whole body cast but raises his thumb*

awwwww poor Edge! *busts out laughing* I'm sorry I can't help it!! He's gotta work for his spot on the vid and this happens..lol THANKS FOR PUTTING ME IN THE STORY CRISTY! *now have visuals of Adam in drag* GOD I'm gonna go blind if I keep this up!! i think i might be the only one happy that he crossed his legs

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Fear Not..For I'll Be Watching You. And I know what you're all thinking. FOR SHAME!!

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:

Bono: And who was pinching me arse?!?!
Ana: It wasn't me.
Edge:*blusssssssssssssssh* It was me.

Larry: Argh Fine! *takes off his shirt angrily and throws it aside* There better now?!?!

HUBBA HUBBA!

 

[clarityat3am]

We are the most eeeeeeevil directors!! lmao!!! *loves the Larry scene* *megathud*

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March 17, 2002 - The first day of a great journey in my life. It really is a beautiful day!