Mullen-Girl
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
It was early tuesday afternoon as some of the PLEBA girls were sitting in the living room watching their U2 videos when they stumbled upon the American version of the Stuck in a Moment video.
Clarity: This version kinda sucks. I mean it's kewl to see the guys cheer, especially Larry but I bet we could do a much better job than whoever directed this did.
MG: Hey twin that's a good idea. I mean we're all bored here why don't we tell the guys that we want to remake the video?
Ana: Sounds like fun! Count me in!
Spinny: Count me in too.
Bluey: Yeah i'm in too.
Clarity: Alright it's settled then! *calls up the boys* Bono?...yes this is Clarity...lovely thanks now we have this idea...well we want to remake the stuck video...no the american version...alright..we'll be waiting..bye. *hangs up* Ok girls they agree.
MG: Great! Now how are we going to remake this?
Bluey: Oh I have some ideas I think I would like to do to the video.
*At U2 Mansion*
Edge: Who was that Bono?
Bono: It was Clarity, the girls said that they want to remake the American version of the Stuck video.
Larry: Oh gawd.
Adam: Well i'm bored as hell so it might be fun.
Bono: Yeah we're to meet them at the footy field that's 10 mins from here.
Edge: How are we going to get all the people that were in the vid back in there?
Larry: I was thinking the same thing.
Bono: I'm sure the PLEBA girls will figure that out. Let's go!
*The girls and guys arrive at the footy field and gather around.*
Spinny: You guys ready?
Bono: As ready as we can be!
MG: Good now first scene we're going to shoot is the football scene but since we're in Ireland we're going to have a soccer team instead.
Larry: I like that idea.
Clarity: Yeah but we're going to change the names of the teams.
Edge: To what?
Bluey: The Bootins and the Moofins
Adam: Excuse me?
Ana: Yeah the Bootins and the Moofins and we're going to use some of the girls from the mansion to be in the teams plus Bono is going to have to dress up as the Hewson boy.
Bono: I have to play footy?
Clarity: Yep.
JemEvans:*wearing footy uniform* This is so not my colour.
AM: Hey at least think it'll be fun!
MG: Ok girls and Bono get on the field. On my cue you Bono look up into the sky and start to sing. Girls you sweep him.
AM: Aye Aye!
*The music plays, Bono starts to sing when..*
JemEvans:*Sweeps Bono* wooooooo score one for me!
Bono:*Falls on his arse* ouch!!!!! You bloody kicked my leg!!!
Ana: OK that's good!
MG: Print!
Bono: But I...
Clarity: No no it's fine! Don't worry. Now stand up and sing again we're going to get a shot of the teams now. Paul McG is going to be the coach of the Moofins...
MG: He fits the description pretty well *giggle*
PaulMcG: I heard that!
Clarity: And for the bootins we're going to have Macphisto as the coach.
Larry: Macphisto?
Macphisto:*gets out his martini* Yes? Oh yes I am the coach. My team is going to wear tacky gold coloured shorts, red ruffly footy shirts and gold glittery cleats.
Edge: Eek.
Bluey:*drooooools* I'm on your team baby!
Spinny: Why do I have to be on the moofins team?
MG: It has to be equal.
Clarity: OK ready? Roll tape!
*Bono sings, Paul McG is screaming on the sidelines, the girls are playing around Bono, the shot goes to Macphisto and...*
Macphisto:*sips his martini* Rah rah go team!
Ana: Eh put more guts into it Mackie!
Macphisto: Rah rah chika boom ba!
MG: Eh I think that's as good as it's going to get.
Clarity: Ok Cut and print!
Bluey: OK next scene!
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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page
Member and Creator of Larry's Angels Harley Club.
"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry
*claps*
[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 03-19-2002).]
Clarity: This version kinda sucks. I mean it's kewl to see the guys cheer, especially Larry but I bet we could do a much better job than whoever directed this did.
MG: Hey twin that's a good idea. I mean we're all bored here why don't we tell the guys that we want to remake the video?
Ana: Sounds like fun! Count me in!
Spinny: Count me in too.
Bluey: Yeah i'm in too.
Clarity: Alright it's settled then! *calls up the boys* Bono?...yes this is Clarity...lovely thanks now we have this idea...well we want to remake the stuck video...no the american version...alright..we'll be waiting..bye. *hangs up* Ok girls they agree.
MG: Great! Now how are we going to remake this?
Bluey: Oh I have some ideas I think I would like to do to the video.
*At U2 Mansion*
Edge: Who was that Bono?
Bono: It was Clarity, the girls said that they want to remake the American version of the Stuck video.
Larry: Oh gawd.
Adam: Well i'm bored as hell so it might be fun.
Bono: Yeah we're to meet them at the footy field that's 10 mins from here.
Edge: How are we going to get all the people that were in the vid back in there?
Larry: I was thinking the same thing.
Bono: I'm sure the PLEBA girls will figure that out. Let's go!
*The girls and guys arrive at the footy field and gather around.*
Spinny: You guys ready?
Bono: As ready as we can be!
MG: Good now first scene we're going to shoot is the football scene but since we're in Ireland we're going to have a soccer team instead.
Larry: I like that idea.
Clarity: Yeah but we're going to change the names of the teams.
Edge: To what?
Bluey: The Bootins and the Moofins
Adam: Excuse me?
Ana: Yeah the Bootins and the Moofins and we're going to use some of the girls from the mansion to be in the teams plus Bono is going to have to dress up as the Hewson boy.
Bono: I have to play footy?
Clarity: Yep.
JemEvans:*wearing footy uniform* This is so not my colour.
AM: Hey at least think it'll be fun!
MG: Ok girls and Bono get on the field. On my cue you Bono look up into the sky and start to sing. Girls you sweep him.
AM: Aye Aye!
*The music plays, Bono starts to sing when..*
JemEvans:*Sweeps Bono* wooooooo score one for me!
Bono:*Falls on his arse* ouch!!!!! You bloody kicked my leg!!!
Ana: OK that's good!
MG: Print!
Bono: But I...
Clarity: No no it's fine! Don't worry. Now stand up and sing again we're going to get a shot of the teams now. Paul McG is going to be the coach of the Moofins...
MG: He fits the description pretty well *giggle*
PaulMcG: I heard that!
Clarity: And for the bootins we're going to have Macphisto as the coach.
Larry: Macphisto?
Macphisto:*gets out his martini* Yes? Oh yes I am the coach. My team is going to wear tacky gold coloured shorts, red ruffly footy shirts and gold glittery cleats.
Edge: Eek.
Bluey:*drooooools* I'm on your team baby!
Spinny: Why do I have to be on the moofins team?
MG: It has to be equal.
Clarity: OK ready? Roll tape!
*Bono sings, Paul McG is screaming on the sidelines, the girls are playing around Bono, the shot goes to Macphisto and...*
Macphisto:*sips his martini* Rah rah go team!
Ana: Eh put more guts into it Mackie!
Macphisto: Rah rah chika boom ba!
MG: Eh I think that's as good as it's going to get.
Clarity: Ok Cut and print!
Bluey: OK next scene!
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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page
Member and Creator of Larry's Angels Harley Club.
"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry
*claps*
[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 03-19-2002).]