PLEBA Mansion Presents: The Joust!

[Mullen-Girl]

Thanks everybody for wishing for me to get better! I'm definitely a lot better and I think I learned my lesson and i'm going to drink more water now! Sodas = eeeeeeeevil!

Edge: *storms into the living room* Hey guys! Look what i've got! *waves a paper in the air*

Larry: *lifting weights* You finally found your catalogue bride? *snickers*

Edge: *peers* No! It's Medieval Times! It's here!

Bono: What the FOOK is Medieval times?

Edge: *eyes shining* Why it's the most magical, wonderful, fun place anybody can go.

Larry: *snarls* And let me guess...you want us to go with you?

Edge: *pouts* Please can we go?

Bono: Awwwwwww look at those puppy dog eyes. How can anybody resist those? *smiles* Yes of course we'll go!

Edge: Yaaaaaaaay! *claps*

Adam: *puffs* Well we should invite some of the PLEBA girls...just to make it intresting!

Bono: I've got the perfect girls in mind *grins and picks up phone dialing the PLEBA Mansion*

Lemonboy: *answers* Bueno? PLEBA Mansion here!

Bono: Well hello there Lemonboy. How's the world's most famous BOOTLER doing?

Lemonboy: *blushes* Oh shucks! I'm just here. What can I help you with?

Bono: Just wondering if Moonlit Angel is busy?

Lemonboy: let me check *covers phone and yells for Moonlit Angel*

Moonlit Angel: *runs down the stairs with a big blot of cream on her forehead* WHAT?

Lemonboy: *tries not to laugh* It's Bono.

Moonlit angel: *peers at Lemonboy and snatches the phone out of his hand* Hello?

Bono: Moonlit Angel? it's me Bono. I wanted to see if you and perhaps MG and Bonochick want to come to Medieval Times?

Moonlit Angel: *silent* Bono? Did Edge invent a time machine again?

Bono: No! It's this new place here in Dublin. They have like dinner and a show or something.

Moonlit Angel: Oh! Yeah sure we'll go. Alright we'll see you in a little while *hangs up*

MG: What was that about?

Moonlit Angel: Oh that was Bono! He wants us to go to Medieval Times.

Bonochick: What the hell is that?

Moonlit Angel: It's some sort of restaurant. C'mon let's get ready cos we have to be at their mansion in an hour!

*The girls get ready and head for the mansion*

Larry: They better have good food there!

Edge: Well it's 50 Euro per person.

Larry: WHAT?!?!?!?! That's expensive!

Edge: Yeah but it's really worth it!

MG: *rings doorbell*

Bonochick: *bangs on the door* This is the POLICE! We have you surrounded!

Moonlit Angel: Yeah! *makes finger like gun*

Bono: *opens door* Ohhhhhhhhhh what do we have here? Bono's Angels? *grins*

MG: oh you wish! Are we ready?

Edge: *runs up and hugs Bonochick*

Bonochick: *hugs him back* So will you be my knight in shining armour? *giggles*

Edge: *blushes*

Larry: *snarls* Alright let's get some grub!

*The gang hop in their cars and head for Medieval Times*

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*The gang arrive at Medieval times*

Edge: It's a big castle!

Larry: Like you haven't seen one before?

Edge: But there's a restaurant IN IT! *excited*

Bono: Ooooooookay there buddy. Let's go in shall we? *grins*

*Everyone walks in*

Hostess: *dressed like a wench and in sarcastic tone* Welcome to Medieval Time when everyday is a Medieval faire.

MG: Geez she's cheery.

Hostess: *growls* How many?

Bono: Seven please.

Hostess: *smiles* Right this way sir.

*They walk into a dark hall and through an arch where they see an arena. They sit down at a table facing the ring*

Edge: Isn't this great?!

Adam: *smiles* Yeah sure it is

Bonochick: Yeah this is a great place!

Waitress: *comes up to the gang* What can I getcha gov'ners?

MoonlitAngel: *looks at huge menu* I'll have a beer!

MG: Ditto!

Bono: Beers all around!

Waitress: Surely!

Larry: *peers and snarls*

Bono: Down boy Down!

Waitress: *comes back with 7 huge goblets full of beer*

Bonochick: *giddy* Ohhhhhhhh they're in goblets!!

Edge: *to the waitress* When does the show start?

Waitress: Oh in about 15 mins. I'll go ahead and take your orders. *writes down*

Voice: Ladies and Gents! Let's start the show!

Bono: *leans back on his chair and rubs his belly*

Knight: *to audience* We need someone. Someone really strong and courageous to join our Jousting contest!

Adam: *to Larry* You should go up there

Larry: *snarls and burps* I'm here to relax, not poke some dude

Bono: *snickers at comment*

MG: *stands up and points at Larry* We've got a really strong strapping lad here!

Larry: *peers at MG* Sit DOWN!

Knight: *walks over to Larry and eyes him up and down* Why yes he is a strapping lad isn't he? C'mon lad why don't you join us in our jousting contest?

Bonochick: *munching* Yeah Larry! Go up there!

Larry: No. i don't think I can.

Knight: Oh c'mon. *to rest of the people* C'mon everybody let's give a big hand for....what's your name?

Bono: It's Larry sir! And he would love to joust! *pulls Larry up and pushes him into the ring*

Moonlit Angel: *to MG* I hope he gets to take his shirt off!

Larry: *snarls and walks to the middle of the ring*

Knight: Alright lad. Do you know how to mount?

Edge: *blushes*

Larry: *grins* Why of course I do!

Knight: Alright. Here she is! *walks to a curtain and draws it back showing a beautiful black horse* Her name is shadow and you better treat her right!

Bono: *whistles and claps*

Larry: *hops on the horse and takes the joust thingie (lmao)*

Knight: Good lad. You're going to be jousting with me! *hops on his horse and grabs his joust thingie* Ok. I'll head to this end and you to that one. When the King waves, that will be your cue to head at me.

Bonochick: I can't watch *covers eyes then uncovers them quickly* No wait yes I can *grins*

Edge: *stands up and yells* C'mon Larry! Do it for me! *claps*

Larry: *waves and waits for the King's signal*

King: *waves hand* May the Jousting begin!

*The knight and Larry head towards eachother. The jousting thingie held straight across. The Knight misses Larry and Larry misses too. They circle around and head for eachother again. This time the knight gets Larry, knocking him over.*

Larry: *falls to the ground* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCK!!

All: *stand up quickly*

Bono: Larry man! Are you alright?!

Knight: I've won! *bows at king*

MG: *runs on to the ring and goes to Larry* Larry? Are you alright dear?

Moonlit Angel: *behind MG* Maybe we should rip his shirt off. it might me constricting some air he needs *giggles*

Edge: *runs to Larry* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Larry!!!!!!! *hugs him* Why you?!?!?! It's all my fault!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts to cry*

Larry: *opens an eye and snarls* Get off me you wanker!

Edge: You're ok!

Larry: Of course i'm ok! I'm indestructible *grins*

MoonlitAngel: Damn! Does that mean we can't take his shirt off?

Knight: *walks up to Larry and shakes his hand* Thank you lad for your courageous fight. We here at the Medieval times would like to thank you for it. So your entire meal is on us!

Bonochick: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! Bring on the BEER!

All: *laugh*

The End

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Sodas = eeeeeeeevil!

*Looks at the two empty pop cans she has sitting next to her on the table* Er...

Seriously, glad to hear you're feeling better. .

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl
Bono: Moonlit Angel? it's me Bono. I wanted to see if you and perhaps MG and Bonochick want to come to Medieval Times?

Moonlit Angel: *silent* Bono? Did Edge invent a time machine again?

Bono: No!

!

Hehe...Bono called me......

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl
Larry: *snarls and burps* I'm here to relax, not poke some dude

Hehe. .

Cute story. Poor Larry!

Angela

 

[U2Kitten]

It's hard not drinking so many sodas, I drink too many and it's made me sick sometimes Gotta have my Bladder Buster Diet Coke in the morning like some have to have their coffee. Take care!

 

[irish_mofo85]

Edge: *peers* No! It's Medieval Times! It's here!

Bono: What the FOOK is Medieval times?

Edge: *eyes shining* Why it's the most magical, wonderful, fun place anybody can go.

Larry: *snarls* And let me guess...you want us to go with you?

Edge: *pouts* Please can we go?

Bono: Awwwwwww look at those puppy dog eyes. How can anybody resist those? *smiles* Yes of course we'll go!

Edge: Yaaaaaaaay! *claps*

LMAO! I loved that part... too cute

 

[Bonochick]

Poor Larry!!!!!