PLEBA Mansion Presents: The Hypnotist

[Mullen-Girl]

*The Phone Rings*

Bono: Casa de U2. Future Nobel Peace Prize winner Bono here.

SoulNation: *laughs* Hi Bono it's me SoulNation.

Bono: Well hello there lass. What can I do you for?

SoulNation: Well we wanted to see if you guys were intrested in seeing this Hypnotist tonight.

Bono: Hypnotist? Well let me ask the guys...*covers phone* Hey guys, the girls want to know if we want to see a hypnotist...I think it's like group therapy or something *shrugs*

Larry: *snarls* Not a psychologist! A hypnotist...you know the guys who put you to sleep and make you do stupid stuff

Bono: Ohhhhhhhhhh I definitely want to go to that! *uncovers phone* Yeah we'll definitely go!...5pm?...Alright we'll be there. *hangs up phone* Oh this'll be fun!!!

Moonlit Angel: So are the guys coming?

SoulNation: Yeah *giggles* Apparently Bono thought that we were going to a psychologist!

Moonlit Angel: *rolls her eyes* Oh that Bono. Well let's get the girls ready.

Bluey: *in her room with FS* Man I haven't been to a hypnotist since...*sighs*

FallingStar: Since what?

Bluey: Well since everything happened with Mac...I had to go to a hypnotherapist just so I could get his face out of my head...*shakes her head* But anyway...i'm over him and tonight this should be a blast

FlamingJune: *looks in the mirror and fixes her hair* So who do you think of us will get hypnotized?

MG: Well I know you have to be of weak mind...

Schmeg: Well that leaves only two people...

FlamingJune: MG and Bonochick

MG: *peers*

Bonochick: *peeks head in* Did you ring?

Schmeg: Naaaah! *laughs*

SoulNation: *yells* Is anybody ready yet??? We've got to get going!

Bluey: Yeah yeah we're coming!

*The girls pile into the Discobooooos and head for the Olympia Theatre*

Adam: *fixes sarong* Well i'm ready

Edge: *fixes metal cap on head*

Larry: What in bloody hell is that for?

Edge: So the hypnotist can't get in my mind!

Larry: *rolls eyes* C'mon Bono!

Bono: *runs out of room and trips on his shoes* ACK!

Adam: *catches Bono and loses his sarong in the process* Woops!

Edge: *blushes*

Larry: Damn it Adam!!!! I'm blind! didn't anybody tell you to wear underpants under those?

Adam: *picks up sarong and fixes it* Sorry guys...I feel that being without underpants is more liberating.

Bono: Whatever dude! Let's get going!

*The guys hop in the car and head to the Olympia Theatre*

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*At the Olympia*

Adam: *walks up to Moonlit Angel and hugs her*

Moonlit Angel: *hugs him back*

Bonochick: Edgie Poo!!!!

Edge: *face lights up and smiles*

FS: *nudges Bluey* Awwwwwwwww I think they're in lurrrrrrve!

Larry: Alright everybody let's get our seats!

*Everybody takes a seat and the lights dim*

Voice: Ladies and Gentlemen...please welcome the Great Leprechaun!!

FlamingJune: *whispers to SoulNation* Leprechaun?

Soulnation: *shrugs*

Leprechaun: Welcome! I will need a volunteer for my first act, anyone?

Schmeg: *nudges Bonochick* C'mon girlie! Why don't you go up there?

Bonochick: *smiles* Maybe.

Leprechaun: *looks out into the crowd and points at Bono* You, why don't you come up and help me?

Bono: *gets up quickly* Sure! *gets on stage*

Leprechaun: What's your name?

Bono: Um...Don't you know who I am?

Leprechaun: No, why don't you tell me your name.

Bono: You mean to tell me that you don't know the biggest band in the world?

Larry: *sighs* Oh here we go...

Leprechaun: The Beatles?

Bono: NO! U2!

Leprechaun: Ohhhhhhhh yeah that's right. Well you must be Bono then.

Bono: Yes! Thank you!

Leprechaun: Well take a seat here and let's get started...

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Bono: *sits down*

Leprechaun: Alright now look at this object and follow it *swings it from side to side*

Bono: *follows the object*

Leprechaun: *keeps swinging it* You are getting sleepy....your eyes are getting heavy...and heavier...and heavier...

Bono: *eyes start to close*

Leprechaun: Your eyes feel like lead and are so heavy you can't keep them open....*snaps fingers* you are completely asleep.

Bono: *head drops*

MG: *whispers* I wonder if I were to do this to Larry if I could hypnotize him so he'd be nekkid all the time *giggles*

Larry: *overhears and snarls*

Leprechaun: Ok Bono. When I fininsh counting to three I will snap my fingers and you will think that you're the Queen of England....one...two...three...*snaps fingers*

Bono: *opens eyes and lifts head*

Leprechaun: So how are you doing today?

Bono: *looks at the crowd and says in an english girly voice* My...where am I?

Leprechaun: You're in the castle my lady.

Bono: *stands up and does the queenly wave*

Bluey: *laughs really hard* Oh my! All he needs now is the white gloves and the purse!

Leprechaun: *counts backwards*

Bono: *falls asleep again*

Leprechaun: Anybody have any suggestions for what he should do next?

Larry: *stands up quickly* Yeah you should shut him up and don't unhypnotize him!

FS: I doubt that even a hypnotist could shut him up!

Bonochick: Yeah you'd need to sew his mouth shut *laughs*

Leprechaun: *starts to get frustrated* Alright alright! I'll show you that I can shut up the biggest blabbermouth in the world!

Edge: *covers his eyes*

Leprechaun: *yelling* Bono! When I count to three you will be silent and not be able to speak!....

Adam: *to Larry* Are you sure you want him to go through with this? I mean Bono that's all he's got is his voice

Larry: This is what i've wanted for the longest time...

Leprechaun: ...one...two...three! *snaps fingers*

Bono: *opens his eyes*

Leprechaun: *asks Bono* So what do you think of the weather today?

Bono: *opens his mouth but nothing comes out...eyes widen*

Leprechaun: See!!! and you guys thought that it wasn't able to be done! Well Ladies and Gentlemen...i'd like to thank you for coming out...Goodnight! *disappears from stage*

All: *clap*

MG: Um...are they going to leave Bono like that? *points at stage*

Bono: *pouting and pointing at mouth*

Edge: We can't leave Bono like this!!!

Larry: Oh c'mon Edge...it's beautiful...just the silence

Adam: Well I do admit it's kinda nice...

Schmeg: Yeah it is! Wooooooo for once Bono isn't blabbing away!

Moonlit Angel: I don't know...it's kinda weird...I mean what if he DOES need to use his voice for something useful?

Larry: Well girls it's time for us to head home we'll see you later.

Girls: *wave*

Bono: *pouts and waves back*

MG: I dunno...I don't like Bono being so quiet but I guess we'll just have to see how it works out...


To be Continued tomorrow

(sorry it's almost time for me to head out and i've got a mess on my desk that i've need to clean up)

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Bono: Hypnotist? Well let me ask the guys...*covers phone* Hey guys, the girls want to know if we want to see a hypnotist...I think it's like group therapy or something *shrugs*

Larry: *snarls* Not a psychologist! A hypnotist...you know the guys who put you to sleep and make you do stupid stuff

...oh, that Bono, indeed...

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl
Edge: *fixes metal cap on head*

Larry: What in bloody hell is that for?

Edge: So the hypnotist can't get in my mind!

Larry: *rolls eyes* C'mon Bono!

Bono: *runs out of room and trips on his shoes* ACK!

Adam: *catches Bono and loses his sarong in the process* Woops!

Edge: *blushes*

Larry: Damn it Adam!!!! I'm blind! didn't anybody tell you to wear underpants under those?

Adam: *picks up sarong and fixes it* Sorry guys...I feel that being without underpants is more liberating.

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Originally posted by Mullen-Girl
Adam: *walks up to Moonlit Angel and hugs her*

Moonlit Angel: *hugs him back*

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Originally posted by Mullen-Girl
Bonochick: Edgie Poo!!!!

Edge: *face lights up and smiles*

FS: *nudges Bluey* Awwwwwwwww I think they're in lurrrrrrve!

Heh, really...what is the deal with you two, hmmmmm...? ...

This is an excellent idea! Bono being hypnotized...not being able to talk...oh, lordy. I loved the part about him acting like the Queen, too. Can't wait to see how this'll end!

Angela

 

[Mullen-Girl]

A few days pass and Bono is still under the spell. Things are getting tense in the U2 mansion.

Adam: *looking at Bono worriedly* Larry don't you think it's time for Bono to get his voice back?

Bono: *pouts and sits on the couch*

Larry: Are you kidding?? I've never been happier not having to listen to his big mouth.

Edge: I think Adam is right. It's not fair to Bono. It's the only way that we can finish this record.

Larry: Ugh fine! Adam why don't you call the Olympia and see if you can find that hypnotist.

Bono: *eyes light up and jumps up and down*

Adam: *picks up phone and dials the theatre* Hello?...yes my name is Adam and I wanted to know if you had the number to the Great Leprechaun?....yes the hypnotist...*looks at Larry wide eyed* What do you mean that you don't know???....

Bono: *starts to cry*

Adam: ....no but you don't understand he hypnotized my friend and we need to get him out of that spell!!!...*sighs* Well thanks I guess...yes...bye...*hangs up phone and looks at the guys*

Edge: *starts to cry* You mean Bono's going to stay like this forever???? *peers at Larry* It's all YOUR fault!!!

Larry: *swallows hard* I know I know! We've got to fix this some how. Let me think *ponders* Well let's call the girls...maybe they'll think of something. *dials PLEBA Mansion*

Lemonboy: *answers* PLEBA Mansion, can I help ye?

Larry: Lemonboy...give me Bluey.

Lemonboy: Surely.

Larry: How many times must I Tell you not to call me SHIRLEY! *snarls*

Lemonboy: *rolls eyes and yells through the intercom* BLUEY! Phone!

Bluey: *picks up phone in her room* Hello?

Larry: Bluey..it's me Larry...I need your help.

Bluey: Sure what can I help you with?

Larry: Well we called the Olympia to ask if they had the hypnotist's phone number cos we want to get Bono back to his old self...and well...they said they never had a record of the hypnotist.

Bluey: OMG are you serious???

Larry: Yeah he said that the so called Great Leprechaun was a one night only gig so they never take any info on that. So I wanted to ask the name of the hypnotist that you went to.

Bluey: Oh yeah! Hold on let me see if I can find it *looks through her drawers* Yep here it is *gives Larry the number* I hope he can help!

Larry: Thanks Bluey...I hope so...bye. *hangs up* Ok guys it looks like we have some hope!

Bono: *does a jig*

Adam: Alright well let's see if this works.

*The guys head down to the city centre to Dr. Knoall*

Nurse: Hello, can I help you?

Larry: Please we need to see Dr. Knoall as soon as possible...you see we got Bono hypnotized and now he can't speak!

Bono: *nods*

Nurse: Wow. I'll get Dr. Knoall to see Bono right now. *walks into the back*

Dr. Knoall: *walks out* Well good afternoon gentlemen. I see we have a slight problem don't we?

Adam: Yes we do doc...we need to get Bono's voice back now.

Dr. Knoall: Well Bono why don't you follow me into my office...you guys can stay out here. *brings Bono in his office*

Bono: *sits in the chair and looks at the doctor*

Dr. Knoall: *pulls a metal object out of his pocket* Ok Bono please follow the object....you are getting sleepy...your eyes are heavy...*snaps fingers* You're completely asleep.

Bono: *eyes closed*

Dr. Knoall: Bono...when I count to three you will have your voice back and your confidence back again....one...two...three...Wake up Bono.

Bono: *opens his eyes* Wow! It worked! *runs up and hugs the Doctor*

Dr. Knoall: *hugs him back* I'm glad

Bono: *runs out to the waiting room* I'm BACK!

Edge: *runs up to Bono and hugs him*

Adam: Finally you're back to normal!

Larry: *walks up to Bono* Bono...I just wanted to say i'm sorry that all this had to happen to you.

Bono: *hugs Larry* It's alright man! I know sometimes I can be annoying but that's just how I am.

Larry: *smiles* Let's go home guys.

The guys head home happy that Bono is back to his normal self.

The End.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Adam: *picks up phone and dials the theatre* Hello?...yes my name is Adam and I wanted to know if you had the number to the Great Leprechaun?....yes the hypnotist...*looks at Larry wide eyed* What do you mean that you don't know???....

Bono: *starts to cry*

Aw. .

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl
Lemonboy: Surely.

Larry: How many times must I Tell you not to call me SHIRLEY! *snarls*

...oh, brother.

Yay! Bono got his voice back! .

Angela

 

[Bonochick]

Re: Re: PLEBA Mansion Presents: The Hypnotist

Heh, really...what is the deal with you two, hmmmmm...? ...

Larry: *snarls* Not a psychologist! A hypnotist...you know the guys who put you to sleep and make you do stupid stuff

Bono: Ohhhhhhhhhh I definitely want to go to that!