Mullen-Girl
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
Alright after dealing with being hungover this morning i'm using one of Bluey's ideas for a story since I can't think of anything else *curses wine*
It was a rainy Dublin day. It'd had been about a week since the new PLEBA girls moved into the mansion. Everyone is gathered in the livingroom.
Bluey: *looks down at clipboard* Now we need to decide what we're going to do for activities.
SoulNation: Activities?
MG: Well more like trips. You see before we used to go on trips all over Ireland and we might head to other parts of Europe as well.
FS: I would love to go to Cork. I heard it was lovely!
Nini: Yeah I heard the same. I would like to see Galway and the Cliffs of Mohr.
Bonochick: Blarney Castle. I need to kiss the Blarney stone.
Schmeg: Like you need the gift of gab?
Flaming June: I want to visit London. I heard it was a really great city.
Moonlit Angel: Scotland. I can't resist men in kilts, especially the mystery of what's under the kilt *grins*
*The girls are interrupted when they hear wheels screeching outside the mansion*
Bluey: What the feck was that?
*The girls run over to the window*
Bonochick: It's Bono and the boys!
SoulNation: They don't look very happy.
Bono: *runs up to the door and bangs on it* Please let us in!!!
Lemonboy: *opens door and gets runned over by the boys* Geez what's your hurry?
Adam: We're being chased!
Moonlit Angel: Chased? By who??
Larry: We're not sure but they don't look very nice.
MG: What are you guys going to do?
Bono: Well we wanted to see if we could hide out here for awhile.
Schmeg: Hide out? How? Like they won't notice that the world's biggest band is hiding in our house?
Adam: I've got an idea. *whispers idea to Edge*
Edge: *blushes and shakes his head* Noooooooo!! Please don't
Adam: *grins* We should dress in drag.
FS: Drag?
Bono: Yes that is a great idea! That way they think that we're PLEBA girls!
Larry: *snarls* I'm not wearing a DRESS!!
Flaming June: Mmmm...You would look sexy in a dress.
Nini: Well it's crazy but it might just work!
Bluey: Well then c'mon. Let's go upstairs and pick some stuff out for you guys.
*The guys follow the girls up to their rooms where they search through their clothes*
Bono: Ahhh this is perfect!
MG: Just make sure you take care of that.
Lemonboy: Hey look what I found in the storage closet! Wigs!
Edge: *puts wig over beanie*
SoulNation: Here Larry you can borrow this dress.
Larry: *giddy* oooooooooh it has bootins on it!
*The boys come out of the bedroom where they've been changing*
Nini: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Edge: *blushes and fixes wig*
Flaming June: ooooooooohhhhhh Nice legs!
Bono: Of course! I've been working out.
Larry: *snarl* I look stoopid
MG: Why honey! I would say that you look smokin! *laughs*
Moonlit Angel: Why Adam, those clothes fit you so well!
Adam: *grins* I know
FS: Hey where's Edgie Poo?
Schmeg: I think he's scared of coming out.
Edge: *peeks his head out of the door*
Bonochick: *peers*
Edge: *slams door*
Bluey: Awwwwwwwwww you scared him. Let me go comfort him. *opens door and goes inside* It's alright sweetie.
Edge: *blushes and walks out*
Nini: AWwwwwwwwww you're so cute when you blush
Edge: *combust*
Lemonboy: I hate to disturb your drag queen competition but there's somebody strange at the door.
MG: I'll get it. *goes downstairs and opens the door* Hello can I help you?
Evil guy: Yes i'm looking for U2. Have you seen them?
MG: No! Why would we have seen them.
Evil guy: Well you are PLEBA girls.
MG: Yes we are. But I swear we haven't seen them.
Evil guy: Then you don't mind if I look around?
MG: Of course not. Please come in.
*The gang as gathered in the living room. The evil guy comes in*
FS: *covers mouth to cover grin*
Evil guy: Have any of you girls seen U2?
Bono: *in a girly voice* No of course not! We haven't seen those sexy, beautiful mofos in a while.
Evil guy: *raises eyebrow and walks over to Adam*
Adam: *smiles and bats eyelashes* Hi
Evil guy: *checks Adam out then smiles back* Well hello
SoulNation: *growls* You shouldn't be here! You're not welcome.
Evil guy: Why should I not be welcome? Only if you were hiding something?
Flaming June: It's our property and you are invading our privacy
Evil guy: *goes up to Edge* This woman is very hairy
Edge: *passes out*
Schmeg: Now look what you've done to her!
Moonlit Angel: She has hormone problems! Shame on you.
Evil guy: *goes up to Larry* You're a bit butch aren't you?
Larry: *snarl* *bootin pops off dress* FOAD!
Evil guy: I knew it! You're in disguise! *rips Larry's wig off his head*
Bono: *takes wig off* Yeah we're here now what the FECK do you want???
Evil guy: I want you to play for my daughter.
Nini: Huh?
Evil guy: Yes i've been chasing you around the city because my daughter is a huge fan and I wanted to see if you would play for her birthday.
Adam: Do you have a picture?
Evil guy: *pulls out picture*
Adam: Nice *grins*
MG: *whispers to Larry* Do you believe him?
Larry: I do'nt know. I think he might be tricking us.
Evil guy: You are all invited to the party. So what do you say?
Bono: *eyes the guy* Hmm...sure why not.
Evil guy: *extends hand and shakes bono's* Thank you. She is going to be so happy.
*The guys change back into their clothes and they all head to the Evil guy's house for the party realizing that he wasn't really evil he was just a dad*
The End.
Ok i'm sorry if the story sucked but I feel like shite lol...That's the last one for the week...Another better adventure for monday! Have a lovely weekend
It was a rainy Dublin day. It'd had been about a week since the new PLEBA girls moved into the mansion. Everyone is gathered in the livingroom.
Bluey: *looks down at clipboard* Now we need to decide what we're going to do for activities.
SoulNation: Activities?
MG: Well more like trips. You see before we used to go on trips all over Ireland and we might head to other parts of Europe as well.
FS: I would love to go to Cork. I heard it was lovely!
Nini: Yeah I heard the same. I would like to see Galway and the Cliffs of Mohr.
Bonochick: Blarney Castle. I need to kiss the Blarney stone.
Schmeg: Like you need the gift of gab?
Flaming June: I want to visit London. I heard it was a really great city.
Moonlit Angel: Scotland. I can't resist men in kilts, especially the mystery of what's under the kilt *grins*
*The girls are interrupted when they hear wheels screeching outside the mansion*
Bluey: What the feck was that?
*The girls run over to the window*
Bonochick: It's Bono and the boys!
SoulNation: They don't look very happy.
Bono: *runs up to the door and bangs on it* Please let us in!!!
Lemonboy: *opens door and gets runned over by the boys* Geez what's your hurry?
Adam: We're being chased!
Moonlit Angel: Chased? By who??
Larry: We're not sure but they don't look very nice.
MG: What are you guys going to do?
Bono: Well we wanted to see if we could hide out here for awhile.
Schmeg: Hide out? How? Like they won't notice that the world's biggest band is hiding in our house?
Adam: I've got an idea. *whispers idea to Edge*
Edge: *blushes and shakes his head* Noooooooo!! Please don't
Adam: *grins* We should dress in drag.
FS: Drag?
Bono: Yes that is a great idea! That way they think that we're PLEBA girls!
Larry: *snarls* I'm not wearing a DRESS!!
Flaming June: Mmmm...You would look sexy in a dress.
Nini: Well it's crazy but it might just work!
Bluey: Well then c'mon. Let's go upstairs and pick some stuff out for you guys.
*The guys follow the girls up to their rooms where they search through their clothes*
Bono: Ahhh this is perfect!
MG: Just make sure you take care of that.
Lemonboy: Hey look what I found in the storage closet! Wigs!
Edge: *puts wig over beanie*
SoulNation: Here Larry you can borrow this dress.
Larry: *giddy* oooooooooh it has bootins on it!
*The boys come out of the bedroom where they've been changing*
Nini: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Edge: *blushes and fixes wig*
Flaming June: ooooooooohhhhhh Nice legs!
Bono: Of course! I've been working out.
Larry: *snarl* I look stoopid
MG: Why honey! I would say that you look smokin! *laughs*
Moonlit Angel: Why Adam, those clothes fit you so well!
Adam: *grins* I know
FS: Hey where's Edgie Poo?
Schmeg: I think he's scared of coming out.
Edge: *peeks his head out of the door*
Bonochick: *peers*
Edge: *slams door*
Bluey: Awwwwwwwwww you scared him. Let me go comfort him. *opens door and goes inside* It's alright sweetie.
Edge: *blushes and walks out*
Nini: AWwwwwwwwww you're so cute when you blush
Edge: *combust*
Lemonboy: I hate to disturb your drag queen competition but there's somebody strange at the door.
MG: I'll get it. *goes downstairs and opens the door* Hello can I help you?
Evil guy: Yes i'm looking for U2. Have you seen them?
MG: No! Why would we have seen them.
Evil guy: Well you are PLEBA girls.
MG: Yes we are. But I swear we haven't seen them.
Evil guy: Then you don't mind if I look around?
MG: Of course not. Please come in.
*The gang as gathered in the living room. The evil guy comes in*
FS: *covers mouth to cover grin*
Evil guy: Have any of you girls seen U2?
Bono: *in a girly voice* No of course not! We haven't seen those sexy, beautiful mofos in a while.
Evil guy: *raises eyebrow and walks over to Adam*
Adam: *smiles and bats eyelashes* Hi
Evil guy: *checks Adam out then smiles back* Well hello
SoulNation: *growls* You shouldn't be here! You're not welcome.
Evil guy: Why should I not be welcome? Only if you were hiding something?
Flaming June: It's our property and you are invading our privacy
Evil guy: *goes up to Edge* This woman is very hairy
Edge: *passes out*
Schmeg: Now look what you've done to her!
Moonlit Angel: She has hormone problems! Shame on you.
Evil guy: *goes up to Larry* You're a bit butch aren't you?
Larry: *snarl* *bootin pops off dress* FOAD!
Evil guy: I knew it! You're in disguise! *rips Larry's wig off his head*
Bono: *takes wig off* Yeah we're here now what the FECK do you want???
Evil guy: I want you to play for my daughter.
Nini: Huh?
Evil guy: Yes i've been chasing you around the city because my daughter is a huge fan and I wanted to see if you would play for her birthday.
Adam: Do you have a picture?
Evil guy: *pulls out picture*
Adam: Nice *grins*
MG: *whispers to Larry* Do you believe him?
Larry: I do'nt know. I think he might be tricking us.
Evil guy: You are all invited to the party. So what do you say?
Bono: *eyes the guy* Hmm...sure why not.
Evil guy: *extends hand and shakes bono's* Thank you. She is going to be so happy.
*The guys change back into their clothes and they all head to the Evil guy's house for the party realizing that he wasn't really evil he was just a dad*
The End.
Ok i'm sorry if the story sucked but I feel like shite lol...That's the last one for the week...Another better adventure for monday! Have a lovely weekend