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Mullen-Girl

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Alright after dealing with being hungover this morning i'm using one of Bluey's ideas for a story since I can't think of anything else *curses wine*

It was a rainy Dublin day. It'd had been about a week since the new PLEBA girls moved into the mansion. Everyone is gathered in the livingroom.

Bluey: *looks down at clipboard* Now we need to decide what we're going to do for activities.

SoulNation: Activities?

MG: Well more like trips. You see before we used to go on trips all over Ireland and we might head to other parts of Europe as well.

FS: I would love to go to Cork. I heard it was lovely!

Nini: Yeah I heard the same. I would like to see Galway and the Cliffs of Mohr.

Bonochick: Blarney Castle. I need to kiss the Blarney stone.

Schmeg: Like you need the gift of gab?

Flaming June: I want to visit London. I heard it was a really great city.

Moonlit Angel: Scotland. I can't resist men in kilts, especially the mystery of what's under the kilt *grins*

*The girls are interrupted when they hear wheels screeching outside the mansion*

Bluey: What the feck was that?

*The girls run over to the window*

Bonochick: It's Bono and the boys!

SoulNation: They don't look very happy.

Bono: *runs up to the door and bangs on it* Please let us in!!!

Lemonboy: *opens door and gets runned over by the boys* Geez what's your hurry?

Adam: We're being chased!

Moonlit Angel: Chased? By who??

Larry: We're not sure but they don't look very nice.

MG: What are you guys going to do?

Bono: Well we wanted to see if we could hide out here for awhile.

Schmeg: Hide out? How? Like they won't notice that the world's biggest band is hiding in our house?

Adam: I've got an idea. *whispers idea to Edge*

Edge: *blushes and shakes his head* Noooooooo!! Please don't

Adam: *grins* We should dress in drag.

FS: Drag?

Bono: Yes that is a great idea! That way they think that we're PLEBA girls!

Larry: *snarls* I'm not wearing a DRESS!!

Flaming June: Mmmm...You would look sexy in a dress.

Nini: Well it's crazy but it might just work!

Bluey: Well then c'mon. Let's go upstairs and pick some stuff out for you guys.

*The guys follow the girls up to their rooms where they search through their clothes*

Bono: Ahhh this is perfect!

MG: Just make sure you take care of that.

Lemonboy: Hey look what I found in the storage closet! Wigs!

Edge: *puts wig over beanie*

SoulNation: Here Larry you can borrow this dress.

Larry: *giddy* oooooooooh it has bootins on it!

*The boys come out of the bedroom where they've been changing*

Nini: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edge: *blushes and fixes wig*

Flaming June: ooooooooohhhhhh Nice legs!

Bono: Of course! I've been working out.

Larry: *snarl* I look stoopid

MG: Why honey! I would say that you look smokin! *laughs*

Moonlit Angel: Why Adam, those clothes fit you so well!

Adam: *grins* I know

FS: Hey where's Edgie Poo?

Schmeg: I think he's scared of coming out.

Edge: *peeks his head out of the door*

Bonochick: *peers*

Edge: *slams door*

Bluey: Awwwwwwwwww you scared him. Let me go comfort him. *opens door and goes inside* It's alright sweetie.

Edge: *blushes and walks out*

Nini: AWwwwwwwwww you're so cute when you blush

Edge: *combust*

Lemonboy: I hate to disturb your drag queen competition but there's somebody strange at the door.

MG: I'll get it. *goes downstairs and opens the door* Hello can I help you?

Evil guy: Yes i'm looking for U2. Have you seen them?

MG: No! Why would we have seen them.

Evil guy: Well you are PLEBA girls.

MG: Yes we are. But I swear we haven't seen them.

Evil guy: Then you don't mind if I look around?

MG: Of course not. Please come in.

*The gang as gathered in the living room. The evil guy comes in*

FS: *covers mouth to cover grin*

Evil guy: Have any of you girls seen U2?

Bono: *in a girly voice* No of course not! We haven't seen those sexy, beautiful mofos in a while.

Evil guy: *raises eyebrow and walks over to Adam*

Adam: *smiles and bats eyelashes* Hi

Evil guy: *checks Adam out then smiles back* Well hello

SoulNation: *growls* You shouldn't be here! You're not welcome.

Evil guy: Why should I not be welcome? Only if you were hiding something?

Flaming June: It's our property and you are invading our privacy

Evil guy: *goes up to Edge* This woman is very hairy

Edge: *passes out*

Schmeg: Now look what you've done to her!

Moonlit Angel: She has hormone problems! Shame on you.

Evil guy: *goes up to Larry* You're a bit butch aren't you?

Larry: *snarl* *bootin pops off dress* FOAD!

Evil guy: I knew it! You're in disguise! *rips Larry's wig off his head*

Bono: *takes wig off* Yeah we're here now what the FECK do you want???

Evil guy: I want you to play for my daughter.

Nini: Huh?

Evil guy: Yes i've been chasing you around the city because my daughter is a huge fan and I wanted to see if you would play for her birthday.

Adam: Do you have a picture?

Evil guy: *pulls out picture*

Adam: Nice *grins*

MG: *whispers to Larry* Do you believe him?

Larry: I do'nt know. I think he might be tricking us.

Evil guy: You are all invited to the party. So what do you say?

Bono: *eyes the guy* Hmm...sure why not.

Evil guy: *extends hand and shakes bono's* Thank you. She is going to be so happy.

*The guys change back into their clothes and they all head to the Evil guy's house for the party realizing that he wasn't really evil he was just a dad*

The End.

Ok i'm sorry if the story sucked but I feel like shite lol...That's the last one for the week...Another better adventure for monday! :D Have a lovely weekend
 
That didn't suck at all, I thought it was funny! The last line cracks me up. :laugh:
 
Hey thanks...yeah after I reread it it wasn't bad at all :D Thanks :D

Yep till monday..I've got a wedding to go to tomorrow bleh and going to see the fall foliage in Georgetown on Sunday :D
 
Mullen-Girl said:
Hey thanks...yeah after I reread it it wasn't bad at all :D Thanks :D

You're welcome. :).

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl
Yep till monday..I've got a wedding to go to tomorrow bleh and going to see the fall foliage in Georgetown on Sunday :D

Pretty!

Have fun at the wedding...who is it that's getting married?

Angela
 
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