Mullen-Girl
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
It was late night at PLEBA Mansion and the new plebacites were sleeping deeply and dreaming lovely dreams.
FallingStar: *tosses and mumbles* No....stop it...bad Bono....
Bluey: *half of her body hanging off of bed, sheets wrapped around horns*
MG: *laughing in sleep*
SoulNation: *kicks* *mumbles* goooooooaaaalllll.....mmm Larry
Bonochick: *mumbles* nooooooo i'm Kat too...
Nini: *singing* i'm a little teapot...
Schmeg: *sings* I love the 80000000000000sssssss
Flaming June: *mumbles* Don't change the channel mommy...
Moonlit Angel: *draws on bedsheet*
Lemonboy: *mumbles* FOAD...sexy mofo....mmm...
*Suddenly a loud crash is heard downstairs*
MG: *sits up* What was that? *walks towards bedroom door and opens it slowly*
Moonlit Angel: *opens door and looks at MG and whispers* MG did you hear that?
MG: *nods and puts her finger to her mouth*
BLuey: *opens the door and says loudly* WHO THE HELL IS MAKING THAT NOISE??
FS: *covers bluey's mouth* shhhhhh geez do you always have to be so loud?
Bluey: *grins* Sorry it's just my nature.
Flaming June: *stands in hallway* What do you think that noise was?
Nini: I dunno but i'm a bit scared.
Schmeg: This place isn't haunted is it?
SoulNation: *gasps* GHOSTS????
Bonochick: shhhhhhhh!
MG: Maybe we should all go downstairs together and see what the noise was.
*All the girls bundle together and slowly creep down the stairs*
Bluey: *whispers to Nini* Shoot I gotta go pee!
Nini: Not now!
FS: *rolls eyes*
*The girls get to the bottom of the stairs where they hear a commotion in the living room*
Lemonboy: *comes out of his room when he hears the girls. He's wearing Elvis PJ's and carrying a teady bear* Did you girls hear that too?
SoulNation: *giggles quietly* Nice pjs Lemonboy
Lemonboy: *grins* Thanks they're my favourites.
Schmeg: Let me guess you just want to be our teady bear?
Flaming June: *covers mouth so not to laugh loudly*
Bonochick: Lemonboy you go first
Lemonboy: Nuhuh are you girls nuts???
MG: Be a man! C'mon *pushes Lemonboy in the livingroom*
Lemonboy: *opens his eyes and turns the lights on*
*Everyone screams*
Moonlit Angel: *passes out*
Bluey: I should have knoooooooooown!!!! It's you!!
FS: Oh geez could you have not CALLED or come in during the DAY?
Nini: *goes to Moonlit Angel* You ok?
Moonlit Angel: *opens eyes* What happened?
Bonochick: You got scared after seeing that *points*
Macphisto: Well hello girls *grins evily*
SoulNation: It's the devil!
Bluey: Yeah he's a devil alright and also a pain in the ASS!
Macphisto: Oh is that how you treat your husband?
Bluey: EX husband thank you very much.
Schmeg: What are YOU doing here?
Macphisto: I want to speak to my wife alone please.
Lemonboy: Who wants a drink?
Bonochick: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Flaming June: Make mine a double. I think I just had a mini heart attack.
MG: Ditto. C'mon girls. Let's give them some privacy.
*The girls head to the kitchen while Macphisto and Bluey stay in the living room*
Bluey: Mac I can't believe you're back here! I told you I NEVER wanted to see you again!
Macphisto: *lights cigar* Bluey my dear, you know I can't live without you. *walks towards her*
Bluey: *moves away* Look I know that and I still love you but you're a womanizer. I dont' want to spend the rest of my life with someone like that.
Macphisto: *peers at bluey* But we said until death do us part.
Bluey: Look Mac, i'm happier now than I was with you. Honestly I NEVER want to see you again. Please leave and never bother me again.
Macphisto: *puts out cigar* As you wish. *takes coat* But if you ever want to come back to me...don't. *walks out the door*
Bluey: *collapses on the floor crying*
FS: *hears bluey and goes over to her* Oh sweetie *hugs her* It's alright. It's for the best.
Bluey: *crying* I know but he was the love of my life.
Nini: *sighs* Love sucks doesn't it?
Lemonboy: Tell me about it. I'm a manwhore and I can't even get some love *sniffle*
MG: Awww now c'mon girls and boy. We're sisters and manwhore now. We've got eachother *smiles* As long as we have eachother we don't need anyone else.
Flaming June: Well I could use some moobs *grins*
Moonlit Angel: Yeah I need me some Bono man!
Schmeg: We should have a late night party now that we're up!
SoulNation: Woooooooooooooo Paaaaaaaaartayyyyyyyyyy!
Nini: Hey! There's a discoball in here!
Lemonboy: Of course! *turns off the light and turns on the discoball and turns some music on*
Bluey: *smiles and looks at MG* You know I couldn't be any happier now.
MG: *smiles and hugs bluey* I know.
*The girls and Lemonboy party until the wee hours of the morning until everyone passes out and falls asleep in the livingroom*
Lemonboy: *goes up to each girl's room and gets their blanket and pillow and gently puts them on the girls.*
The End.
FallingStar: *tosses and mumbles* No....stop it...bad Bono....
Bluey: *half of her body hanging off of bed, sheets wrapped around horns*
MG: *laughing in sleep*
SoulNation: *kicks* *mumbles* goooooooaaaalllll.....mmm Larry
Bonochick: *mumbles* nooooooo i'm Kat too...
Nini: *singing* i'm a little teapot...
Schmeg: *sings* I love the 80000000000000sssssss
Flaming June: *mumbles* Don't change the channel mommy...
Moonlit Angel: *draws on bedsheet*
Lemonboy: *mumbles* FOAD...sexy mofo....mmm...
*Suddenly a loud crash is heard downstairs*
MG: *sits up* What was that? *walks towards bedroom door and opens it slowly*
Moonlit Angel: *opens door and looks at MG and whispers* MG did you hear that?
MG: *nods and puts her finger to her mouth*
BLuey: *opens the door and says loudly* WHO THE HELL IS MAKING THAT NOISE??
FS: *covers bluey's mouth* shhhhhh geez do you always have to be so loud?
Bluey: *grins* Sorry it's just my nature.
Flaming June: *stands in hallway* What do you think that noise was?
Nini: I dunno but i'm a bit scared.
Schmeg: This place isn't haunted is it?
SoulNation: *gasps* GHOSTS????
Bonochick: shhhhhhhh!
MG: Maybe we should all go downstairs together and see what the noise was.
*All the girls bundle together and slowly creep down the stairs*
Bluey: *whispers to Nini* Shoot I gotta go pee!
Nini: Not now!
FS: *rolls eyes*
*The girls get to the bottom of the stairs where they hear a commotion in the living room*
Lemonboy: *comes out of his room when he hears the girls. He's wearing Elvis PJ's and carrying a teady bear* Did you girls hear that too?
SoulNation: *giggles quietly* Nice pjs Lemonboy
Lemonboy: *grins* Thanks they're my favourites.
Schmeg: Let me guess you just want to be our teady bear?
Flaming June: *covers mouth so not to laugh loudly*
Bonochick: Lemonboy you go first
Lemonboy: Nuhuh are you girls nuts???
MG: Be a man! C'mon *pushes Lemonboy in the livingroom*
Lemonboy: *opens his eyes and turns the lights on*
*Everyone screams*
Moonlit Angel: *passes out*
Bluey: I should have knoooooooooown!!!! It's you!!
FS: Oh geez could you have not CALLED or come in during the DAY?
Nini: *goes to Moonlit Angel* You ok?
Moonlit Angel: *opens eyes* What happened?
Bonochick: You got scared after seeing that *points*
Macphisto: Well hello girls *grins evily*
SoulNation: It's the devil!
Bluey: Yeah he's a devil alright and also a pain in the ASS!
Macphisto: Oh is that how you treat your husband?
Bluey: EX husband thank you very much.
Schmeg: What are YOU doing here?
Macphisto: I want to speak to my wife alone please.
Lemonboy: Who wants a drink?
Bonochick: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Flaming June: Make mine a double. I think I just had a mini heart attack.
MG: Ditto. C'mon girls. Let's give them some privacy.
*The girls head to the kitchen while Macphisto and Bluey stay in the living room*
Bluey: Mac I can't believe you're back here! I told you I NEVER wanted to see you again!
Macphisto: *lights cigar* Bluey my dear, you know I can't live without you. *walks towards her*
Bluey: *moves away* Look I know that and I still love you but you're a womanizer. I dont' want to spend the rest of my life with someone like that.
Macphisto: *peers at bluey* But we said until death do us part.
Bluey: Look Mac, i'm happier now than I was with you. Honestly I NEVER want to see you again. Please leave and never bother me again.
Macphisto: *puts out cigar* As you wish. *takes coat* But if you ever want to come back to me...don't. *walks out the door*
Bluey: *collapses on the floor crying*
FS: *hears bluey and goes over to her* Oh sweetie *hugs her* It's alright. It's for the best.
Bluey: *crying* I know but he was the love of my life.
Nini: *sighs* Love sucks doesn't it?
Lemonboy: Tell me about it. I'm a manwhore and I can't even get some love *sniffle*
MG: Awww now c'mon girls and boy. We're sisters and manwhore now. We've got eachother *smiles* As long as we have eachother we don't need anyone else.
Flaming June: Well I could use some moobs *grins*
Moonlit Angel: Yeah I need me some Bono man!
Schmeg: We should have a late night party now that we're up!
SoulNation: Woooooooooooooo Paaaaaaaaartayyyyyyyyyy!
Nini: Hey! There's a discoball in here!
Lemonboy: Of course! *turns off the light and turns on the discoball and turns some music on*
Bluey: *smiles and looks at MG* You know I couldn't be any happier now.
MG: *smiles and hugs bluey* I know.
*The girls and Lemonboy party until the wee hours of the morning until everyone passes out and falls asleep in the livingroom*
Lemonboy: *goes up to each girl's room and gets their blanket and pillow and gently puts them on the girls.*
The End.
That was hiLARRYous!
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I have a bunch of entries on I Love the 80's. And the teddy bear is just the sarcastic musical reference I would make in that situation.
Another masterpiece!
