PLEBA Mansion Presents: The first Trip

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Mullen-Girl

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Sorry I didn't post yesterday but it was a holiday and the night before we played Drinking Monopoly until 3AM lol...Anywho hope you had a lovely day yesterday.

It was the weekend and the PLEBA girls were anxious. The news of the first trip on the Discobooos. They were told that they would be heading to Galway.

MikeSt: Alright girls! Load up!

SoulNation: Oh this is going to be so much fun *giddy*

Nini: Are the boys coming with us?

Bluey: Well they'll be following behind us but they'll be staying at the same place as us.

FS: Where are we staying at?

MG: The former PLEBA Mansion in Galway. A while back the PLEBA Mansion got way too big to fit all of us so we had 3 PLEBA Mansions built in Ireland. Galway, Cork and Limerick.

Moonlit Angel: Oh ok. So does anybody live at the other one.

MG: Nope it's been abandoned for awhile but we still own it.

Flaming June: *walks down the stairs with 2 bags but accidentally trips on one of the straps and flies down the stairs* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *thud*

Bonochick: Are you alright??? *helps FJ up*

Flaming June: *gets up* Yeah thanks

Schmeg: Geez girl you gotta be careful next time.

Lemonboy: Alrighty I got some snacks packed up.

Bluey: Alright! Everyone on the Discobooooooooos!

*Everybody gets on the Discobooooos and go by the guys' mansion.*

Bono: I can't find my rubber ducky! I can't go without him!

Larry: *snarls* Look we'll just buy you a new one when we get to Galway.

Bono: *pouts* Promise?

Adam: *grins* Of course!

Edge: *comes out of the house with a huge electronic thing*

Bonochick: *peers out of the window in the Discoboooos*

Edge: *almost drops stuff*

Bonochick: Heheh.

DallasSchoo: *comes out of the mansion with the guitars and equiptment*

MikeSt: *waves frantically* Hey Dallas!!!! It's meeeeeeeeeeee!!

DallasSchoo: *waves* Hey Mike!

MG: What is Dallas doing coming to the PLEBA Mansion with us?

MikeSt: He has to tune the guitars!

SoulNation: Geez he has to take a whole nother car just for their shite!

Adam: Alright! Everybody ready? Where's Bono???

Bono: *comes running out of the house with a piece of toilet paper stuck to his boot* I'm here!!

Larry: *snarls and rolls eyes*

MikeSt: Everyone on the boooos!

Nini: *does a head count* Yep everyone's here!

*THe gang head out to Galway. About 4 hours from Dublin*

Moonlit Angel: I'm hungry! When are we getting there?

Schmeg: Yeah i'm hungry too! Lemonboy what did you bring?

Lemonboy: *pulls out a huge bag* Well let's see...we've got Lemon Cake, Lemon Cookies, Lemon....

Flaming June: Wow lemony!

Lemonboy: I love my lemons!

Bluey: *to FS and Nini whispering* Hey girls i've got an idea.

FS: What's that?

BLuey: Well you know we're at the back of the booos and the guys are right behind us *grins*

Nini: *grins* Ohh I think I know what's on your mind.

Bluey: At the count of three....one....two....three..

*All three girls drop trou and "wave" to the boys. All of a sudden screeching wheels are heard*

MG: What the.....

Edge: *in the backseat crying*

Larry: *tries to comfort him* It's alright *pop*

Bono: *to Adam* Whoa and you talk about me being a bad driver?

Adam: *blushing* Sorry I just couldn't control myself

*The gang arrive in Galway at the PLEBA Mansion*

Lemonboy: *opens the door and coughs* Jaysus this place needs a good cleaning!

FS: Wow this place is exactly like ours!

Bluey: Yep we used the same blueprints for all the PLEBA Mansions.

Bono: *runs up the stairs and slides down the banister* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Adam: *rolls eyes* He's just like a child you know

MG: Alright let's all get situated. Girls we're going to sleep upstairs in the same place as if we were at our house. Boys you sleep down here...well except for Larry he's sleeping in my room.

Larry: *snarls*

SoulNation: Awwwwwwwwwww I wanted to sleep with the boys!

Bono: Well maybe you can snuggle with me.

Bonochick: Hey Edgie Poo you want to snuggle with me?

Edge: *blushes and shakes his head*

Nini: Poor Edgie Poo. He's sooooooooo adorable!

Edge: *combust*

Lemonboy: Lunch will be ready in about 30 mins.
 
*The girls and Larry are all upstairs unpacking when all of a sudden a loud crashing noise is heard*

Moonlit Angel: *runs out and knocks on Flaming June's door* DId you hear that?

Flaming June: *opens door* Yeah I did. Sounded like a whole bunch of glass breaking.

Schmeg: You know it wouldn't surprise me if it was....

Lemonboy: BONO! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO???

SoulNation: Yikes! Sounds like someone's about to get beat up!

Bonochick: *giddy* Let's go see!

*Everyone heads downstairs and find Bono lying in a pile of old china*

Adam: OH the Tragedy! *kneels down by the broken China* Oh you're in a better place now.

Larry: *snarls* What a wimp!

Lemonboy: Bono I swear i'm going to have to cage you up!

Bono: You'll have to catch me first!

*Benny Hill Theme Song*

Everyone is chasing everybody else, slamming doors, riding on bicycles that appeared from who knows where until finally Lemonboy puts up a piece of string and everybody comes tumbling on top of eachother. Bono on the bottom*

Bono: *mumbles* Get off of me!

Larry: *snarls* HEY Somebody's touching me bum!

Flaming June: *grins*

*Everybody gets up*

Bono: I think that's my punishment. To be squished by everyone is enough pain I can take.

Lemonboy: Get into the kitchen now and get a broom and clean that mess up! After that you can help me in the kitchen.

Adam: Are you sure you want Bono in the kitchen?

Larry: Yeah he might blow us up.

Bono: *rolls eyes* Oh whatever! Before I got into U2 I was thinking about being a cook.

*crickets*

Bono: No really...ugh never mind.

*The gang get ready for lunch when a blast is heard from the kitchen*

Bluey: Oh I don't even have to ask *sigh*

*All run into the kitchen which is covered in black soot, including Bono and Lemonboy*

Lemonboy: *cries* Why me?

Bono: I'm sorry

FS: SO i'm guessing we're going out for lunch? *laughs*

MG: Yep. Everyone on the boos!

*Everyone heads up to lunch and then take the boos to the Cliffs of Mohr*

Nini: You know this is a tragedy in the making.

FS: Yep but the anticipation is wonderful!

Bluey: I swear all this salt water is not good for my horns, not to mention that i've had to shoo more seagulls...

SoulNation: Alright i've got a map

MG: Ok let's go. Everyone stick together!

Schmeg: Wow it's so beautiful *takes picture*

Bono: *jumps infront of camera and models*

Schmeg: Damn it Bono! You ruined my shot!

Larry: *pulls Bono close* I told you to behave!

Bono: *swallows hard* I'm sorry

Edge: *pulls out a huge compass he built himself*

Bonochick: Hey can I see that? *grabs it out of Edge's hand*

Edge: *cries* Give it back to me!

Moonlit Angel: Awwww give it back to him

Bonochick: He's going to have to take it away from me.

Everyone else laughs.

Bonochick: *almost trips at the side of the cliff and drops it down the side* OH SHITE!

Edge: My compass! *runs up to the edge of the cliff and slips*

Larry: EDGE!!!!!!! *runs to the edge and looks down* He's holding on to a branch at the side!

FS: C'mon everybody! Let's form a human chain!

Nini: That's a great idea!!!

*Everybody holds on to everyone else and lower Larry slowly*

Larry: Edge! Grab my hand!

Edge: *crying and shakes his head*

Larry: C'mon buddy I know you can do it! Be brave!

Edge: *still shakes head*

Larry: We'll give you all the gagets that you want!

Edge: *sniffles* Really?

Bluey: *screams from up top* Hurry up i've got to go to the loo!

Edge: *grabs Larry's hand*

Larry: Alright everyone I've got his hand! Now pull us back up!

Everyone pulls back as hard as they can. Slowly pulling Larry and Edge back over the cliff.

Bonochick: *runs up to Edge* Oh Edge i'm so sorry! I promise never to make you go over a cliff again! *hugs him*

Edge: *blushes* It's ok. At least now I know I can be brave. *turns to Larry* Thank you.

Larry: *snarls* Hey what are bandmates for?

Schmeg: Alright enough of this weepy crap. Let's head home! Im hungry!

*The gang leave the Cliffs of Mohr and head back to the PLEBA Mansion where dinner is already set up*

Lemonboy: Welcome back everyone! How was the trip?

MG: Oh you really don't want to know.

DallasSchoo: I've set up all the equiptment in the music room.

Bono: Thanks man! After dinner we can have a little show.

MikeSt: Hey Dallas can I help you? huh huh please?

DallasSchoo: Of course!

MikeSt: *giddy*

Bluey: Oh Lord!

*The gang finish their dinner and head to the music room where they play and dance all night long*

Nini: Man what a trip! I"m ready to go home.

Adam: Yes I agree. While we had that great adventure, I miss my bed.

MG: Alright everyone! On the booos! It's time to go home!

*Everyone gets their stuff together and loads it*

Bluey: We've got everyone?

SoulNation: Yep everyone's on!

MikeSt: Let's go!

*The gang head back to Dublin with nothing really wonderful going on during their trip back. Well except for dropping Bono off at the side of the road cos he had to go to the loo. Then they almost left without him*

Bono: HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Don't forget meeeeee!!

Adam: *laughs* Like anybody can forget a leprechaun like you.

The End. :)
 
Mullen-Girl said:
Everyone is chasing everybody else, slamming doors, riding on bicycles that appeared from who knows where until finally Lemonboy puts up a piece of string and everybody comes tumbling on top of eachother. Bono on the bottom*

Bono: *mumbles* Get off of me!

Larry: *snarls* HEY Somebody's touching me bum!

Flaming June: *grins*

:lmao:!

And poor Bono...

Bonochick, you're so mean to Edge, LOL...:p.

Great story. Very funny. :).

Angela
 
Sorry plebacites! There will be no story today :( I'm so busy and flooded with work that I don't have enough time to write one today but tomorrow I will I promise :hug: :)
 
Yay! I touched Lardence's bum... :evil:

Aww, don't be sorry MG! Thanks for the stories!
 
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