PLEBA Mansion Presents: Rover Mullen

[Mullen-Girl]

Larry: I'm lonely *pout*

Bono: Why? We're here with you.

Larry: *sighs* I don't know

Adam: Maybe we should get you a pet? They say that pets lower stress and depression.

Larry: Well I wouldn't mind trying that out.

Bono: Great! It's settled then! Let's get you a dog!

*The guys hop in the car and head to the local pet shop*

Bluey: *to FS* Ugh why were we stupid enough to get jobs?

FS: *shrug* Hey I love animals so this really makes it rewarding. *looks at the door* Bono!

Bono: FS! Bluey! How are you girls doing?

Bluey: Eh we're alright but I wish we weren't working.

FS: What are you guys doing here?

Adam: We're here buying Larry a dog.

Bluey: A Dog? Why the hell does Larry need a dog for?

Bono: You know for working at a Pet shop you're a REAL animal lover.

Bluey: *rolls her eyes*

Larry: Yeah can I take a look at the dogs?

FS: Sure follow me. *walks back to the kennels*

Edge: You know once I tried to have a pet but Bono wouldn't let me.

Bono: Yeah but that's cos we were afraid that you would clone the poor thing!

Edge: Yeah but I would have been gentle *pout*

Bluey: Doesn't surprise me one bit.

*Meanwhile*

FS: So do you see any that intrest you?

Larry: *looks down* Don't you have manly dogs?

FS: Manly? Like what?

Larry: You know like a Labrador, Bull Dog.

FS: *looks down* Look dear, all we've got right now is a chihuahua.

Larry: Chihuahua? That's a sissy dog!

FS: Well that's all we've got. So you gonna take him or not?

Larry: *sighs and looks down at the dog* Well he is kinda cute. Yeah i'll take him.

FS: *opens the cage and grabs the little shivering dog and hands it to Larry* There you go.

Larry: *lifts up the dog to look at it*

FS: So what are you goin to name him?

Larry: *smiles* Rover Harley Mullen

FS: Intresting name *walks back out into the main room of the store*

Bono: Larry did you pick out a dog?

Larry: *holds him up* Behold! Rover Harley Mullen!

Adam: *giggles* He's a cute little thing.

Larry: No he's not! He's going to be the meanest, snarliest dog in the world!

Bono: Yeah that's why he's all shivery *laughs*

Larry: *snarls* Oh you'll see! He'll be as mean as he can be!

*The guys hop into the car and head home*....

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Larry: *sits on bed and looks down at Rover* Ok boy! It's time to make you a mean one!

Rover: *looks at Larry and shivers*

Larry: Why the hell are you shivering? *puts a Harley Davidson scarf on him* There you're starting to look manlier already.

Bono: *laughs* Yes he really is a manly one isn't he?

Larry: *snarls* Leave him alone! He's my little guard dog!

Bono: Yeah what is he going to guard? Your underwear?

Rover: *falls asleep*

Larry: *smiles and looks down at Rover, then realizes that Bono is still there and clears his throat* Bono if you don't mind...I'd like to get some sleep!

Bono: *smiles* Surely.

Larry: *snarls and pushes Bono out of the door* Goodnight Rover! *picks him up and hugs him*

Rover: *licks Larry's face*

Larry: Awwwwwwww you're a cutie. *places Rover down on a pillow on the floor and turns off the light.*

*Next Morning*

Larry: *wakes up and yawns looking around* Rover? ROVER? *jumps up quickly from his bed*

Adam: *rushes in* What's the matter?

Larry: *teary eyed* I can't find Rover!

Adam: Calm down Larry. C'mon let's see if maybe he's under your bed or something. *looks under the bed and lifts the blanket off the floor* Well hello there *grins*

Larry: *picks up Rover* There you are! My baby..um...I mean boy! *hugs Rover*

Rover: *licks Larry's face*

Adam: Awwwwwwwwww isn't that adorable *bats eyelashes*

Larry: *snarls* Ok Adam. Please leave us alone. I've got to teach Rover here to be bad to the bone! *pushes adam out and looks at Rover* Alright boy. Get ready cos when i'm done with you...you'll bite all their arses! *puts a Metallica cd in his radio and blasts it*

Rover: *wimpers*

Larry: Ok! Now i'm going to teach you how to bark! *barks loudly*

Rover: *runs and hides under the bed*

Larry: *pulls Rover out* It's ok. It's just daddy wanting to teach you how to be a good doggie!

*A couple of hours later*

Larry: I've done it!!!!

Bono: What???

Rover: *snarling, with a scarf and mini motorcycle helmet on*

Adam: *laughs*

Larry: I've got my little bad to the bone dog! *laughs* Now we're going for a ride!

*Larry and Rover jump on his Harley and ride around town*

The End.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Edge: You know once I tried to have a pet but Bono wouldn't let me.

Bono: Yeah but that's cos we were afraid that you would clone the poor thing!

Edge: Yeah but I would have been gentle *pout*

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Originally posted by Mullen-Girl
Alright boy. Get ready cos when i'm done with you...you'll bite all their arses! *puts a Metallica cd in his radio and blasts it*

Rover: *wimpers*

Larry: Ok! Now i'm going to teach you how to bark! *barks loudly*

Rover: *runs and hides under the bed*

Larry: *pulls Rover out* It's ok. It's just daddy wanting to teach you how to be a good doggie!

*A couple of hours later*

Larry: I've done it!!!!

Bono: What???

Rover: *snarling, with a scarf and mini motorcycle helmet on*

Adam: *laughs*

Larry: I've got my little bad to the bone dog! *laughs* Now we're going for a ride!

*Larry and Rover jump on his Harley and ride around town*

...I'm picturing Larry doing that...that's cute! .

Angela

 

[Supernova]

Larry: *pulls Rover out* It's ok. It's just daddy wanting to teach you how to be a good doggie!

Awwww....Adorable!! and

 

[Diane L]

This story is really cute!

 

[irish_mofo85]

Larry: *picks up Rover* There you are! My baby..um...I mean boy! *hugs Rover*

Rover: *licks Larry's face*

Adam: Awwwwwwwwww isn't that adorable *bats eyelashes*

-cues everyone-
1, 2, 3...
Awwwww!
That's so cute -pinches Larry's cheeks-

 

[Bonochick]

Bono: *laughs* Yes he really is a manly one isn't he?

Larry: *snarls* Leave him alone! He's my little guard dog!

Bono: Yeah what is he going to guard? Your underwear?