PLEBA Mansion Presents....Jack the...Banger?

[Mullen-Girl]

It was a lovely tuesday morning, the birds were singing, the sky was blue and Lemonboy was out jogging in tights? *eek*

Clarity:*looks out window* well if I haven't seen anything more disgraceful!

MG:*giggles* Hey stop checking his stuff out!

Clarity:*Grins* I can't help meself!

MG:*cellphone rings* Hello??...well hello you sexy stud mooooooofin...hmm...well I don't think i'm doing anything today remember you're my boss....uh huh...yeah sure!...well alright...bye *hangs up*

Clarity: What was that about?

MG: Larry wanted to ask us if we PLEBA girls wanted to go to London.

Clarity: London?!?!?! Hell yes!

MG: I'll tell the others.

*MG gathers up all the girls and asks them if they want to go...meanwhile..*

Bono: Ahhhhhhh London, such a cool city.

Larry: Yeah except that you're banned from Buckingham palace for making the queen dirty dance.

Bono:*grins* Ahhh now wasn't that a sight to see?

Edge: It was scary!

Adam: What are we going to London for?

Larry: Just as a mini vacation.

Bono: Sounds good to me now let's get packed, the PLEBA girls are going to meet us at the airport in an hour.

Ana: Wow London with the boys! It's a dream come true.

Spinny: Yeah tell me about it!

Disco: Why if I married Edge do we live in a separate house?

MG: Well that's the way it is girlie...you live here and he lives there, tis the way the story goes.

Disco: Oh I see.

Bluey: Well I told Mackie I was coming along too, he didn't mind much.

AM: Well I'm coming too, I can't leave poor Adam by himself *grins*

Clarity: Well let's get packed and get going!

All: Yeah!

*The girls and guys pack their bags and head for the airport where Elevation Air is waiting to take them to London*

Bono: Well heeeeeeeeello ladies *grins* Ready to head to London?

Ana: I'll go anywhere with you *bats eyelashes*

Larry: Oh Lord *rolls eyes*

Adam: Should I fly the plane again?

All: NO!

Adam:*frowns* Well I was just asking..

*The gang get inside the plane and the pilot takes off..*

MG: Don't you just love being the only people in the plane twin? We can do whatever we want.

Clarity: Yeah! Now only if we could get Larry to do what we want too

Bluey: Which is?

MG&Clarity: STRIP!

Larry:*snarl* I heard that!

MG: Good now will you do it?

Larry: FOAD!

Adam:*gets on speaker* This is your flight attendant speaking, if you would like to be part of the mile high club please form a line to the left of the airplane.

AM:*stands and goes*

Bono:*stands and goes*

Adam: Bono..*sigh* You can't be part of MY mile high club...start your own.

Bono: Awwwwwwwww *pouts* What's the mile high club anyway?

Edge:*blusssssssssssssh*

Larry: Go ask the pilot if he'll be part of your mile high club.

Bono:*smiles big* Ok! *goes into the cockpit*

Spinny:*eats a snack* Are we there yet?

Ana: Yeah I think it's only 30 mins now.

*The gang arrive at the airport and are driven to their hotel, the Gresham Hotel on Bloomsbury St, North London.*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Member and Creator of Larry's Angels Harley Club.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

*claps*

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 03-26-2002).]

 

[spinninghead77]

Just a question? Why in God's name am I eating when Bono wants to start a mile high club???

Great story MG!! Wouldn't it be fun if we could really fly on Elevation Air with the boys???

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***Spinny***
"I don't know about you, but I feel good about the fact that I still haven't found what I'm looking for"-Bono, 1987

"Be uncool, yes be akward!"

[This message has been edited by spinninghead77 (edited 03-26-2002).]

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Bono: Ok who reserved this hotel and why are we not staying at the Ritz?!

MG: I reserved it, Uhhh I stayed here last time, we're only 1 block from the British Museum.

Edge:*gasps* THE British Museum is only a block away?!?!!? Yesssssssssssssssss!

Clarity: Edge, calm down before you give yourself a heart attack!

Adam: I find it's nice and cozy, let's leave our stuff here and go party!

Bluey: I agree with Adam, the night is young and even tho i'm married, i'm young too.

Ana: Yeah I've been wanting to see London's nightlife.

AM: Well let's get going!

Larry:*snarl* I hate going out but i'll go anyway what the hell.

*The gang head to one of the many danceclubs in London, they are let in right away by the doorman as soon as they see Bono*

Bono: Well thank you my man *smiles*

Doorman: We have a table in the VIP section waiting for you and your party.

Spinny: Wow i've never had this treatment before.

Disco: I know! I feel so special.

Edge: You are special. *blusssssssssh*

Disco: Awwwwwwwww how sweet *kisses Edge*

Larry: I'm gonna hurl.

*The gang go inside and start partying when suddenly...*

AM: Have you seen Adam?

Bluey: No I thought he was with you...

AM: Well he said he was going to use the loo about 2 hours ago.

MG: Maybe he's having some dificulty *laughs*

Clarity: Did you check the girl's bathroom? You know he likes to use those now...

AM: Yeah I did and I even checked the men's but he isn't there...

Ana: Well where could he be?

*Meanwhile in a dark alleyway in the streets of London...*

Girl:*sighs and walks* I wish I didn't have to go home by myself, I ha...*turns around* Who's there?! *footsteps are heard* PLease! Don't hurt me! *starts to run and starts to hear the footsteps follow* OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

AM:*wakes up suddenly and looks over* Oh, well he's asleep next to me...was that a dream I was having?..

*The next morning...*

Bono: So Adam what were you doing all night long that you left us abandoned?

Adam: I was talking to the owner of the night club...I want to get some part of it cos I really liked it.

Larry: Well that must have been quite a long talk.

Adam: Yeah and here is my contract..*pulls out a paper and shows them*

Bluey: Wow Adam you're quite the business man now eh?

Edge: Hey guys! Listen to the news!

Newsman:*on tv* Something strange happened yesterday on the streets of London, a woman said she got banged by a tall man wearing a black coat..

Girl:*to camera* Yes he came behind me and banged me...

Reporter: Were you in pain and shock?...

Girl: Actually no it was pretty good *grins* So whoever that man was call me at....

Clarity: Well that's bloody weird.

Edge: Shhhhhhhh they're still not done.

Newsman: There is a note signed by the person calling themself "Jack the Banger"

All: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

AM: Well that's the silliest thing i've heard today.

Bono: Well let's get ready and get going! I want to see some sights today.

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[Mullen-Girl]

Disco:*walking along holding Edge's hand* Well where are we going to go first?

Edge: The British Museum!!!!! Pleeeeeeease Bonooooooooooooo I'll be your best frieeeeeeeeend

Bono: You are my best friend already but what the hell, let's go.

Larry: What's in the British Museum?

MG: Well they have mummies, have you seen The Mummy Returns?

Larry:*snarl* Yes.

MG: Well that's where they filmed it...

Clarity: OH gawd here she goes again..

MG: And I was there when they filmed the part on the Tower Bridge where they open it and the guy runs up....oh and I met Brendan Fraiser...such a hottie..

Larry:*rolls eyes* Yeah

*The gang go inside the museum and start to walk around when...*

Ana: Eeeeeeeeeeek! Oh My God! This is weird!

Spinny: What is it girlie?

Ana: Look it's a body that's been mummified but without the wraps.

AM: Ooooooooh weird. *turns around* Hey! Where's Adam?

Bluey: That boy has been disappearing alot lately, we need to get him on a leash.

AM:*Grins* I Agree.

Edge: Well let's split up and look for him.

*The gang split up looking for Adam while somewhere...*

Lady: *bending over looking into a glass* Wow this is the real Rosetta Stone eh?..What theeee?!!!!!!!!!! *mouth is covered and is dragged into the girl's bathroom* Oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Clarity: Hey there you are Adam! Where were you?

Adam: Well I asked the museum curators if they needed any donations for this place, I really enjoyed it.

MG: Yeah it's really cool

Bono: Oooooooh finally Adam! You need to let us know when you're leaving!

Adam: I'm sorry I'll do that next time.

Disco: Let's get outta here! I'm hungry

Spinny: Yeah me too.

*The gang head to a restaurant where the tv is turned on...*

Newsman: This just in...another woman has been banged, this time inside the woman's restroom of the British Museum..

All:*gaaaaaaaasp*

Edge: We were just there!

Bluey: Shhhhhhhhh

Reporter: Another note was left by "Jack the Banger" this is the second one in 2 days by this mysterious person, if you have any information please call Scotland Yard.

Ana: Wow, we should be careful, one of us could be next!

Bono: Hey let's go to Madame Tussaud's, I want to see the statue of myself!

*The gang head for Madame Tussaud's*

MG: Wow Michael Jackson looks so realistic it's scary...*goes up to it and peers*

Clarity: He's already scary enough as it is, they had to make a wax figure!

Bono:*from upstairs* Hey guys hurry up! I found myself!

Bluey: Found himself?

Bono:*goes up to the statue of himself* Hey is this cool or what???

Spinny: I think they need to fix the hair of your statue..

Disco: Yeah it looks like something died on it's head *laughs*

Bono:*pouts* Well it's still cool! Take a picture of us!

Larry:*snaps a picture of Bono and Bono* That's bloody weird...Thank God they didn't force me to make one of myself.

AM:*sigh* Adam ran off again.

Bluey: Again?!?!

Bono: Man Adam is worse than me!

*The guys split up and finally find Adam*

Ana: ADam how did you get to this side of the museum so quickly??

Adam: I accidentally went the wrong way..

Bluey: Ohh the Beatles *Takes pictures*

Edge: Well let's get outta here, I want to go to Tower Bridge now.

*The gang head for tower bridge while on the radio...*

Newsman: This just in...ANOTHER hit by Jack the Banger...this time it was in Madame Tussaud's

Spinny: What the...

Clarity: THis is getting weirder everytime, it seems to happen at the places we go to..

Newsman: The statue of George Michael has been banged!

All: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

GeorgeMichael: I can't believe somebody would do that to my statue...they should have come to me instead *laughs*

Larry: Ugh, this is freaky.

Edge: Look we're here!

*The gang get off the car and walk across Tower Bridge, they then walk to Big Ben, heading back to the London Dungeon*

Bono: Ooooooooh I love the London Dungeon it's so much fun!

Ana: IS there gross things in there?

MG: A few but it's really cool!

*The gang walk in and go through the torture part, the getting shot part and finally get to Jack the Ripper*

Clarity: This gives me the creeps.

Girl: All these women were prostitutes, their necks were slashed and insides pulled from out of their bodies.

AM:*gag* how disgusting.

Larry: This is bloody cool!

Girl: Please follow me into this other room...

*The gang go into the other room, they turn off the lights and a laugh can be heard when suddenly....*

Larry: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!

MG: What is it?!?!?!?!

Larry: I've just been banged!!! *cries*

Clarity: Noooooooooooooo poor Larry!!!!

Edge: Well clearly whoever did all these crimes is in this building...

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Manager:*walks in* Mr Mullen i'm sorry for what happened to you..

Larry: Tell that to my arse *rubs it*

Manager: Well we've locked the doors so nobody can leave this place...you are the only ones that are in this place besides the ones who work here...I can account for all of them today tho..

Bluey: That means that it's...

MG: One of us..

All:*Gaaaaaaaasp*

Disco: Well the only person that's been away this whole time from the group is...

AM: ADAM!! IT was you wasn't it?

Adam: You can't prove it was me! I have people who saw me in the places I said I was in while all these things happened.

Edge: Still it had to be you!

Spinny: Show us your hands.

Adam: What? Why?

Larry: Well the person that did this banged the George Michael statue at Madame Tussaud's so if you did it you'll have wax on your hands...

Adam:*puts hands in pocket* Nuh uh.

Bono: Tackle him!

*The gang tackle Adam and finally get him to show his hands*

All:*Gasssssssssssp*

Bluey: IT was yooooooooou!!!!!

Adam: Yes you all found me out! *sigh*

MG: Why the hell did you do that?!?!?!

Adam: I was looking for love in all the wrong places...

Disco: Clearly that can be seen.

Edge: So what do we do now? Should we call Scotland Yard?

Adam: Please don't!!!

Larry: You should have thought of that before you commited all these horrible crimes...and then to me TOO!

Spinny: Let's go to Scotland Yard, maybe they won't press charges.

*The gang head for Scotland Yard and are gathered in the office of the main person*

Man: Look, we have all the people in another room, we asked them if they would press charges against you, but they all said they wouldn't.

Adam:*wheeeew* What a relief.

Man: But you're not off that easily young man, you're going to have to do 100 hours of community service.

Adam: I think I could handle that.

Edge: Well let's go home!

*The gang head back to Dublin, talking about what Adam did that weekend and vowing never to do it again..(yeah right)*

The End

 

[MikeSt]

George Michael........uggggggggggggh, then Larry......oh man, Adam is gonna turn in to Liberace soon!

LMFAO!!!

 

[AM]

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[blueeyes]

OMG!!! I'm still laughing at the George Micheal statue!!!! LOL!

Wow... a little disturbing a LOT funny, especially on three hours sleep.

Thanks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much MG for including me in the scripts even though I'm a bit of a ghost around here lately

, I'm SO busy with school that I swear I'm just going to have a breakdown and start banging people.
Lol.

Thanks girlie! *hug* I LOVE the scripts and even if I don't comment I always come and read!!!!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

LOL AM!!!!!!!!! *huuuuuuuuugs* Awwwwwwww girlie tis just a story

Adam isn't gay or anything *cough* lol...

 

[Ana]

Adam banged George Michael!!!!!!
And Larry!!!

All I have to say is:...

BWAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL

That was so funny Cristy! LOL I loveth!! Good thing Bono wasn't a victim, I want to bang him myself *evil grin*

 

[JemEvans]

*The gang go into the other room, they turn off the lights and a laugh can be heard when suddenly....*

Larry: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!

MG: What is it?!?!?!?!

Larry: I've just been banged!!! *cries*

Clarity: Noooooooooooooo poor Larry!!!!

BEST PART OF THE WHOLE THING!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!

 

[dreams out loud]

All I can say is poor Larry! LMFAO!!!!

 

[AM]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
LOL AM!!!!!!!!! *huuuuuuuuugs* Awwwwwwww girlie tis just a story

Adam isn't gay or anything *cough* lol...

*sniff

Adam should come to me if he looks for real love

*sniff



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I'm a bass player. That's a "singer" question. Lord Adam Clayton

"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01