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Old 03-25-2002, 11:26 AM   #1
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PLEBA Mansion presents....Edge's wedding.

It was a beautiful afternoon, the girls were in the living room gathered around the telly when suddenly...

Ana: NOooooooooooooooooo!!!

All:*turn around*

Clarity: What the hell?

MG: What's wrong Ana?

Ana: The Edge is getting married!

Bluey: It's about time!

Disco:*chokes on water* What?!?!?!

Ana:*holds out the newspaper* Look it says, *reads* The Edge will be marrying Morleigh this summer, during the band's break.

Clarity: He can't marry her!

Bluey: Why not?

MG: Oh no, not the rant.

Clarity: Oh yes the rant! *talks for 2 hours straight about why Edge should not marry Morleigh* And that's why!

Disco: Yeah! I totally agree!

Ana: We should do something about this!

MG: I swear I think Morleigh is an evil witch that cast a spell over our poor little Edge.

Clarity: How can we stop this?

Bluey: Maybe we should get the boys' help? They know more about Morleigh than all of us combined. Perhaps they can shed some light on this subject.

Disco: Good idea Bluey! *picks up phone* Bono?....yes look we need you guys to come over but without Edge...look just come over and we'll explain it here...ok..bye. *hangs up* They're on their way.

Ana: Poor Edge.

*Meanwhile at U2 Mansion*

Bono:*softly* Hey guys

Larry: What???

Bono: Shhhhhhh not so loud.

Adam:*softly* What's going on?

Bono: Disco just called me, she said she needs us to come over but without Edge.

Larry: Why without Edge?

Bono: I don't know but she said it's an emergency, so let's hurry up and leave before Edge comes out of the lab.

Adam: Alright.

*The boys start to sneak out of the mansion when...*

Edge: Hey guys!!!!!

All: *stop dead in their tracks*

Larry: Yes?

Edge:*takes his goggles off* Where are you guys going? and why didn't you tell me that you were going so I could go with you?

Bono: Um we're going to the Harley Store...

Larry: Yeah I need some new parts for my Harley.

Adam: I need to supervise.

Edge: Well ok, *looks at them* Well i'll stay here and continue working on my project.

*The guys walk out and get into BOno's car*

Larry:*whew* That was a close one.

Adam: Yeah just pick something disintresting for Edge and he'd rather stay home and play.

Bono: Well let's get going i'm curious to know what the girls want.

*The boys drive off and arrive at the PLEBA Mansion*

Lemonboy: Please, come in guys and if I were you prepare to be ranted.

Larry: Oh we're used to rants now. *looks at Bono*

Bono: Oh FOAD snarly boy.

Larry:*snarls and walks in*

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Old 03-25-2002, 11:39 AM   #2
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Adam:*sits down in the living room* Good Afternoon ladies, what's all this fuss about Edge not coming over?

MG: Thanks for coming guys, look we need to talk to you about something very important.

Clarity: Yes, you see we think that Edge shouldn't get married.

Larry: Why not?

Ana: We think Morleigh is an evil witch who is taking over the Edge slowly.

Bono: I thought the same thing!

Disco: Really?

Bono: Yeah the first time I saw that chick she gave me some bad vibes.

MG: SO we do have a reason to be worried.

Larry: Well so you girls want to stop the wedding? How will you do that?

Clarity: We can throw her over the cliff.

MG: No, she's a witch remember she could fly.

Clarity: Oh yeah, well why don't we just keep her hostage?

Ana: THat's a good idea.

*The girls and boys continue talking, meanwhile at Morleigh's house*

Morleigh:*growls* Those stupid PLEBA girls have found out my secret. I must stop them anyway that I can. *looks into crystal ball* You will be mine soon Edge, very soon.

*Back at PLEBA Mansion*

Disco: Well I want to marry Edge, so how about we trick him into marrying me instead?

Clarity: Why don't we all marry him, we can be Edge's Harem.

Bono:*pouts* I want a Harem too.

Larry: Like you don't have one already *rolls eyes* Well we have to plan this soon, the wedding is tomorrow!

Bluey:*gasps* Tomorrow?!?! Oh and I don't have a dress to wear. *panics*

Adam: Well let's get our plan started!

*Back at U2 Mansion*

Edge:*pouring liquid into a tube* Hmm hopefully this will cure the hunger around the world, if I can turn rocks into food. *phone rings and he answers* Hello?...Yes?...oh morleigh!!!..how are you my love?....yes...tonight?...well we're getting married tomorrow what's the hu...well ok...come over and we'll go to the courthouse...love you..bye.*Hangs up* Man that woman just can't have enough of me *giggles*

Morleigh:*grins evily* we'll be married sooner than the PLEBA girls can say "foad" MUAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

MG:*Screams* noooooooooooooooooooooo

Clarity:*turns* Twin what's wrong?!?!?!

MG:*gasps* I think they're getting married tonight!

Bono: Why would they do that, they're getting married tomorrow, like it isn't soon enough?

MG: I don't know but I have a feeling that Morleigh is going to marry Edge tonight!

Larry: Well we have to quickly get to U2 mansion then and keep him hostage, catch her and pour a bucket of water over her.

Adam: Water?...

Larry:*rolls eyes* The wizard of oz remember? *stands up and screams in girly witch voice* I'm meeeeeeeeeelting meeeeeeeelting *starts to crouch down*

Ana: Larry's weird.

Bluey: To U2 Mansion!

*meanwhile at U2 mansion...*
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lol, good job so far, MG

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OMG!! This is too funny. Morleigh is a witch girls, we must stop the wedding!!!!!

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YAY CRISTY!!! 3 cheers for the great cristy!! See I'm not the only one that thinks Morliegh is a evil bi..i mean witch. GO GET HER!! SAVE EDGE B4 IT'S TOO LATE!!
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LMAO!!!!!This is great.. Please MG can I be in one one of your stories???? Call me Christina, K?
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*Meanwhile at U2 Mansion*

Edge:*in front of mirror* Well buddy this is your last day as a single man, you're marrying the most beautiful girl in the world.

Morleigh:*outside the door* Well time to work the charm..*rings door bell*

Edge: Coming dear! *runs to the door and opens it* Come in.

Morleigh: Well actually Edge dear I'd like to get going to the courthouse as soon as we can.

Edge: What's all the hurry?

Morleigh:*nervously* Well uh I just love you so much that I want to marry you now!

Edge:*smiles* well let's get going.

*Meanwhile...*

Larry: BONO!!! Stop going to the other side of the roaaaaad!!!!

MG: I'm going to die I'm going to die

Clarity:*covers her eyes*

Bono: Wooooo we'll be there in time!

*The gang arrive at U2 Mansion*

Bluey:*gets off car and kisses ground* Thank you God!

Bono: it's not that bad

Ana: Not that bad? Clarity and MG are frozen in shock in the back seat *points*

Clarity:*sitting with nails dug in front seat eyes wide open*

MG:*collapsed on the seat in a little ball shaking*

Adam:*opens door and looks around*

Disco: Edgie! Edgie dear!

Ana: I can't find him anywhere!

Larry: He's not down in the lab either.

All:*gasp*

Bono: That witch must have him already!

Bluey: To the nearest courthouse! Everybody in the car!

*Everybody get in the car, MG and Clarity are still frozen in shock, meanwhile...*

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OMG this is hillarious!!! what does "foad" mean?
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Larry: BONO!!! Stop going to the other side of the roaaaaad!!!!

MG: I'm going to die I'm going to die

Clarity:*covers her eyes*

Bono: Wooooo we'll be there in time!

*The gang arrive at U2 Mansion*

Bluey:*gets off car and kisses ground* Thank you God!

Bono: it's not that bad

Ana: Not that bad? Clarity and MG are frozen in shock in the back seat *points*

Clarity:*sitting with nails dug in front seat eyes wide open*

MG:*collapsed on the seat in a little ball shaking*

ROTFLMFAO!!!! You know....That's just about the same kind of reaction I get from my friends when I drive....strange.

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LMAO!!!! this is great!
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Cristinaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

'Ontás?

Update this script immediately!!
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Holy mother of feck the story's undone! *dies* *wonders if she shot Morelay with a silver bullet and she disintegrated* *grins evilly* *runs off to wreak havoc elsewhere*
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MUST...MARRY...EDGIE...BEFORE...EVIL...MORLEIGH!!!!

hurry, MG, hurry! Love this story!

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Sorry for the delay of the rest of the story lol I had to work....

*Meanwhile at the Courthouse*

Edge:*giddy* I'm getting married!

Morleigh:*to judge* Will you pleeeeease hurry this up????

Judge: Um well I can't find the stuff i'm supposed to say *looks around*

Morleigh: Well hurry up!!!! *taps feet nervously*

*Meanwhile...*

Bono:*stops the car quickly*

Larry: That is the LAST Time I will ride in the car with you Bono!

Bono: Oh please.

Bluey: Now now boys we have more important stuff to do!

MG:*finally wakes up* That's right! Let's go!!!

*The gang quickly head down the halls of the courthouse trying to find Edge...they run and slide down some halls when finally...*

Judge: Do you Mr. The Edge take Morleigh to be your wife?

Edge: I do.

Clarity: OH shite! They've already started!!!!

Disco:*runs inbetween them screaming* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Morleigh:*peers evily* You PLEBA whores have ruined my wedding to Edge. You ruined my chance to be a millionaire!!

Edge:*gasp* What?

Ana: we knew it! We're here to stop the wedding Edge cos she's an evil witch who cast a spell on you!

Edge: Witch...?

Morleigh:*stands back and her eyes start to get red* YOU EVIL WHORES I"M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!

MG: She's not having a very good day.

Edge:*swallows hard*

Morleigh: I will cast all of you into heeeeeeeeell!

Larry:*comes from behind Morleigh and pours a whole bucket of water at her* You're the one going into hell!

Morleigh: I"M MEEEEELLLLLLTING MEEEEEELLLLLLLTING!!!!! *melts*

Adam: Wow it really does work.

Larry:*grins* I told you!

Edge: Wow guys I can't thank you enough for saving my life! *hugs all the girls*

Clarity: Well what are friends for.

Disco: Well now that we're all here...I'd like to ask Edge to marry me.

Ana: Wooooooo a real wedding!

Disco: What do you say Edge?

Edge:*blussssssssssh* Well, Yes i'll marry you!

Bluey: Awwwwww how sweet, I miss Mackie now.

Judge: Well I might as well marry you two off.

*The Judge conducts the wedding ceremony and Disco and Edge are married.*

MG: Well this has a happy ending.

Clarity: Yeah for some..*points at puddle on the floor* What do we do with that?

Larry: Ahhhh let the janitors get it. *laughs*

The gang head back to PLEBA Mansion to celebrate Disco and Edge's wedding and party till the wee hours of the morning.

The End.
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Great topic for yer story Cris!!

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I've gotta be prepared to kick some Morleigh Ass
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Morleigh:*stands back and her eyes start to get red* YOU EVIL WHORES I"M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!

MG: She's not having a very good day.

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thats the best line ever..........!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!
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Great ending!

Great Story, MG!

*hugs Disco*
*hugs Edge*
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Cheers to Disco and Edge !! YAY!! The Evil Morleigh is dead!! Great ending to a great story!!
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