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Who the hell left Adam in the oven too long? :ohmy: :eyebrow:
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Adam? Is that you?



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Vin Diesel is credited with the phrase "revenge is a dish best served cold" when he physically manifested the idea of revenge into a dinner plate, froze it, and then beat his enemy to death with it.

:lmao:!!!

Vin Diesel paints the M's on M&Ms.

Vin Diesel challenged Jesus to a race across the Atlantic and would have won had he not been eaten by a giant whale. After he murdered it to death from the inside, he emerged in the South Pacific and found the island from Lost, and rescued everybody.

Shortly after the Big Bang had occurred, Diesel sought out Ingvar Kamprad (the mastermind behind IKEA) and forged the great demons primitive models. Kamprad was infuriated and swore to fashion a model so fiendish in design that not even Vin himself would be able to assemble it. Shortly thereafter a cardboard box was delivered to Diesel's residence (which lay buried deep inside the sun itself). Smiling to himself, Diesel accepted the challenge, but was shocked to find that the model consisted only of a mountain of ore, an enormous quantity of wood, and a small plastic flap. A small note on the box let our protagonist know that the instructions came written in Braille, and were to be found on the inside of Gods bladder. Our hero went to work, and six days later he was finished. He stared in awe, as he realized that he had actually created the Pangaea. Blinded by anger, Kamprad attacked Diesel. The two demigods fought for an eternity. Finally, Diesel emerged victorious after ripping Greenland out of the Pangaea and hurling it at Kamprad. After this he made love to himself, spawning several overlords, and in the long run, created life as we know it.

Ikea :drool:
 
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I'm being totally bad. :censored: :huh:























I'm listening to John Mayer Heavier Things. Man, I didn't realize how much I missed him! :hug: :heart:
 
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What is it, you wonder, about the quiet, brooding type? They keep you guessing, wondering. He certainly does, anyway. Now here you are, alone, finally. Only, there aren’t any words in your head. None of the millions of questions you’ve always thought you would ask him, if you only had the chance.

The only thing in your mind right now is how good he looks. How good he smells. How good he would feel, if you could touch him. Standing there, looking like that, you want to protect him from whatever is making him so sad. You step in close, close enough that when he breathes, the soft fabric of his T-shirt brushes against your dress. You duck your head into his line of view and look into those stormy blue eyes. Stormy blue eyes with long eyelashes, eyes that are so intense it takes your breath away.

“So serious.” You say playfully, smiling softly at him, and the corner of his mouth twitches slightly in response. You reach a hand up to stroke his cheek. The skin is surprisingly soft, one of the things which gives him such a baby faced appearance. He turns his face into your palm and kisses it, sending a shot of electricity down your arm, and when it hits your shoulder the electricity spreads out through your whole body, getting stronger rather than dissipating.

You lean in, raise yourself up on tip toes, your chest pressed firmly against his now. He looks down at you, those moody eyes searching your own. You can feel his breath, hot on your skin. You swallow nervously, and try to control your breathing. The moment is too intense to be controlled, though, and he can feel you trembling. Finally you gather the courage to move that tiny bit further and brush your lips against his. He lets out a long, slow breath and leans into your kiss like sinking into a hot bath. One of your hands slides up into his hair, caressing the skin on the back of his neck. Your other hand slides around his waist and up the back of his shirt, to stroke his well muscled back.

He moans against your mouth and finally those incredibly strong hands come out of his pockets to wrap around you. One hand rests against the small of your back and sends heat like liquid fire spreading out from it in every direction. The other brushes your hair aside for his gentle mouth to slip down the side of your throat. You gasp and hang on tight to him as he guides you backwards. Down, down, down until you’re lying in the soft grass looking up at the night sky as those hands become bolder, seeking out the places left concealed from all but those closest to you.

“Make me forget.” He asks you, a soft whisper in your ear. His voice is pleading, needful. You shiver at the power of such a request, but you’re eager to comply. You slide the t-shirt off his back, up over his shoulders and head as he rolls over to the side. Now his back is on the grass while you slide up the length of him, lips and tongue caressing the midline of his belly and chest, your hands warming the skin your mouth misses. You straddle his hips, rocking back and forth gently and looking down at him now, watching the sadness leave his pretty eyes. His hands are on your hips as you slip the buttons from their holes and your dress slides down your shoulders to pool around your hips. With each movement you can see the sadness being swept away, replaced by desire, and it drives you on…

 
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Larry is going to be the death of me! I was watching outtakes of R&H today and there was part that was just him warming up drumming for like 20 minutes. I could watch him drum all day. :drool: :hyper:

There was lots of Adam bits too that were getting to me.

I swear SG you are gonna get me in trouble! lol
 
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Larry is going to be the death of me! I was watching outtakes of R&H today and there was part that was just him warming up drumming for like 20 minutes. I could watch him drum all day. :drool: :hyper:

There was lots of Adam bits too that were getting to me.

I swear SG you are gonna get me in trouble! lol
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outtakes? I didn't realize there were outtakes available from R&H
 
the thing that gets me most about Larry is his arms. :hug: :bow: Can you just imagine being wrapped up in his arms all warm and comfy. :drool:
 
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outtakes? I didn't realize there were outtakes available from R&H
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Yep there are. I'm feeling the sudden urge to make a trip to the post office tomorrow. mwhahaha

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Yep there are. I'm feeling the sudden urge to make a trip to the post office tomorrow. mwhahaha

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I've been watching R&H a lot lately... I get all goofy and :giggle: every time Larry says "my very own conga!" :cute:
 
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Hi Fly! :hug:

Don't even think about keeping Larry to yourself missy!

There are no menus on the dvds they are very rough and the sound isnt' always great, but its fun to see the stuff that weren't in the film. I've only gotten thru one dvd so far. There was a fun part where Bono asks if someone wants to come on stage and play his guitar and out walks Bruce Springsteen! hehe
 
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