PGP: Waiting for the monster inbetween legs

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It can! :grumpy: The drool will fall off by itself.

*snerk* I could think of something sticky that could end up on a computer screen. Though I was fairly sure you're not a dude. :wink:


:drool: That's the one I ripped the audio of. So pretty!

Last time I checked ... yeah :grumpy: :lmao:
 
What. The. Fuck.

I call up my bank to check on my balance and I'm $875 overdrawn. A customer service representative explains that the state has placed a hold on my account. This is over supposedly owing money for not having health insurance for 2 years. Well, I have had health insurance and I provided proof when I did my taxes! :doh:

I so do not need this right now.
 
..... Thank god my drink is already down my throat :lmao:
wipes:lmao:

for once my screen wouldn't be all sticky from pure drool :shifty:




Oh .. Even gravity can't save you on that one. :giggle:

:lmao:glad you didn't snort the drink on your screen!
*puts own drink aways from the computer, just in case*
and i think i really need to buy wipes, you know - for the maintenance of the future print!


:wink: We all know you did already. Nobody can resist the leather.

oh shit, was it really too obvious?? :doh::lol:

It can! :grumpy: The drool will fall off by itself.

*snerk* I could think of something sticky that could end up on a computer screen. Though I was fairly sure you're not a dude. :wink:

i suspect the drool on your picture on the wall would eventually dry off! from too much smooching..
 
Can I get a mess on the floor with Bono in leather please? :flirt:

so, it's scrambled leather with Bono for you then? preferably served on the floor!
you should take an order!

What. The. Fuck.

I call up my bank to check on my balance and I'm $875 overdrawn. A customer service representative explains that the state has placed a hold on my account. This is over supposedly owing money for not having health insurance for 2 years. Well, I have had health insurance and I provided proof when I did my taxes!
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I so do not need this right now.

sorry to hear another downer for you DG! i'm sure there's an explanation/solution for this!
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:lmao:glad you didn't snort the drink on your screen!
*puts own drink aways from the computer, just in case*
and i think i really need to buy wipes, you know - for the maintenance of the future print!




oh shit, was it really too obvious?? :doh::lol:



i suspect the drool on your picture on the wall would eventually dry off! from too much smooching..
:wink: You need a waterproof screen protector!

And yes, it was obvious. Very obvious. :wink: The leather holds that power over every woman.

I clean it every day. :D
so, it's scrambled leather with Bono for you then? preferably served on the floor!
you should take an order!

Honestly? I'd have that anywhere. :wink:
 
:wink: You need a waterproof screen protector!

And yes, it was obvious. Very obvious. :wink: The leather holds that power over every woman.

I clean it every day. :D


Honestly? I'd have that anywhere. :wink:

indeed, I'm slightly getting a feeling that I really should need a waterproof screen protector while among PLEBAns :lol:

whoops! :shifty: leather has amazing ability to pack assets nicely, so no doubt women fall for it :shifty: leather Bono is great though, but if The Edge is beside him (wearing leather or not), there's no doubt who will steal the show :wink:

isn't there a smooching proof picture frame available yet? u2 should probably sell it as official merchandise.. :lol:

ah, right - why settle with floor when you have all sorts of spaces available for that!
 
For anyone not on my FB- I decided yesterday that I'm going to start a band, and our 1st CD will be called Achtung, Crocodile!

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Please note that this sign says "the edge" twice.
:lmao: That's awesome!

So we're not allowed to bleed fish at your concert then? :sad:

indeed, I'm slightly getting a feeling that I really should need a waterproof screen protector while among PLEBAns :lol:

whoops! :shifty: leather has amazing ability to pack assets nicely, so no doubt women fall for it :shifty: leather Bono is great though, but if The Edge is beside him (wearing leather or not), there's no doubt who will steal the show :wink:

isn't there a smooching proof picture frame available yet? u2 should probably sell it as official merchandise.. :lol:

ah, right - why settle with floor when you have all sorts of spaces available for that!

:wink: We're used to it by now.

:giggle: You said Ass again. /twelveyearold
 
VP, have you been posting your boobs again?
:lmao:

For anyone not on my FB- I decided yesterday that I'm going to start a band, and our 1st CD will be called Achtung, Crocodile!

extremedangermb.jpg


Please note that this sign says "the edge" twice.

:lmao:sign me up for a copy!!
i'm sorry, but I may have to break the rules, can't keep me away from The Edge!

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You said Ass again. /twelveyearold

excuse my potty mouth :lol:
but I think it's an extremely valuable word!
 
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