I totally pwned bitch girl today. I went to stand near where she was eating, and of course she acts like a baby and moves away.
I start laughing and she says, "I move because you smell like shit." I told her that was false, I smell like roses. She repeated what she said and I started laughing again. Then I said, "Unlike you, I am an awesome person who knows how to put my makeup on, won't be waitressing for the rest of my life, and I can come up with better insults than 'you smell like shit. Oh and I don't say sub-tle when pronouncing subtle." (At a trainer meeting last month, she was reading from a booklet and pronounced subtle that way. I'm not insensitive to people with learning disabilities but I made an exception for her.) Anyways, she shut up and it looked like she would start crying. Unfortunately, she didn't.
I don't enjoy hurting people or cutting them down. But I did with her. Yeah, I'm a bitch.